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Islam for Muslims / Re: How Was It? by davidylan4(m): 4:10pm On Oct 09, 2008
ayinba1:

If the animal dies on account of such mistreatment, it is possible that the ones responsible for the calf will be punished in Hell on account of it, just like the lady who abused the cat was punished.

confusion reigns supreme with this people. Didnt surah 19:71 say u're all going to hell anyway? You may as well kill a calf now and enjoy it while you still have time.
Islam for Muslims / Re: How Was It? by davidylan4(m): 4:07pm On Oct 09, 2008
ayinba1:

@DAVID


later, you have become quite boring!

if i were pro-islam i'D be your best friend. Sharrap dia!  grin
Isnt olabowale more boring with his lack of ability to string too grammatically correct sentences together?

Boring because i point out the fact that you dishonest woman continously steal phrases from the very bible you say is corrupt?
Boring because i constantly wonder why you have so much "love" for pilgrim and her testimony?

Get over yourself . . . this isnt a place for humor, its a place to make sure hypocrites like you don't get away with altaqiyya.

Allah sent a woman to hell for refusing to feed a cat? this allah sef . . .
Islam for Muslims / Re: How Was It? by davidylan4(m): 3:56pm On Oct 09, 2008
ayinba1:

By their words, you shall know them. Another lost one! You seem to know a lot about Islam. please post your testimony too.
shio! hisses

I see your mods have run to your rescue again. grin

1. Copying more christian speak here are we? By their words . . . hmmm never saw that in a quran. cheesy

2. The testimony still biting you? grin Get over it madam. If you're so annoyed why dont you make a thread for muslim "testimonies" too.
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Funnier Side Of America's Presidential Elections . . . by davidylan4(m): 5:31am On Oct 09, 2008
. . . all this under the umbrella of Job security . . . for Tina Fey of course.

Foreign Affairs / Re: The Funnier Side Of America's Presidential Elections . . . by davidylan4(m): 5:21am On Oct 09, 2008
Mavericks to nowhere

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieuA7nAOBXQ&color1[/flash]
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Funnier Side Of America's Presidential Elections . . . by davidylan4(m): 4:59am On Oct 09, 2008
Pailin'

Foreign Affairs / The Funnier Side Of America's Presidential Elections . . . by davidylan4(m): 4:32am On Oct 09, 2008
We've argued, quarreled and exhibited more knowledge of the issues than the candidates themselves . . . its time to crack a few ribs on the road to Nov. 4.

Place your funniest political quotes, cartoons and videos here . . .

Question from yahoo answers: How Will McCain Follow Bin Laden To The Gates Of Hell And How Will He Come Back? Im just wondering how he's going to do this, does he have some kind of spaceship that we dont know about and will he take his best friend Joe Liberman too?

Answer: Back in 2000, when Karl Rove helped Bush to run smear-attacks on Mccain, bad enough to ruin his campaign for presidency, thus causing Bush to get the nomination for the GOP candidate.
-After McCain was eliminated, he said "there is a special place in hell" for people who run dirty campaigns like that'.
-Several years later, McCain says he will follow Bin Laden
"to the gates of hell".
- Several years later, 2008, McCain hires Karl Rove to run a dirty campaign for him against Obama, thus showing that McCain has sold-out.

So if "people who run dirty campaigns like that have a special place in hell", and then McCain runs the exact kind of campaign, that means that McCain himself has ensured himself a spot in that very same "special place in hell",
Once he follows Osama Bin Laden to the gates of hell, the devil will recognize McCain, greet him as a liberator, and show him to his very "special place in hell" where he will be spending for the rest of eternity.
Therefore proving, he won't need a return ticket back to Earth, because he will stay there once he finds Bin Laden.
TV/Movies / Re: Stephanie Okereke Directs Movie In Hollywood '"Through The Glass" by davidylan4(m): 3:19am On Oct 09, 2008
pretty silly movie. why would a bachelor keep a baby he found at his doorstep? Shldnt the first thing be to call the police?
What was Jeffery thinking spending on a child he doesnt know and with no birth certificate?

What would he say when he takes the baby in to see the doctor? grin Stephanie good try but pls dont embarrass us with these hopeless story lines.
Family / Re: How Would You Regard Your Husband If He Told You 2 Abort A Pregnancy? by davidylan4(m): 2:41am On Oct 09, 2008
rubi:

If the wife is having utopia pregrancy which means her life is at risk I think she can go ahead and abort it based on medical diagnosis

lol its ectopic pregnancy not utopia.
Gaming / Re: . by davidylan4(m): 2:20am On Oct 09, 2008
Shaz, i am subscribing to this thread now. whenever u are set to get an ass whooping, let me know.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 11:38pm On Oct 08, 2008
ayinba1:

@david
You ask who Allah is, I tell you using His own Words, you bring another palaver!

Well, it's your life, but of course, what do I expexct when to you, 1+1+1= 1

Please start a new thread, we are going off topic

Read Surah 19:71 first . .  there u'D see allah in his true colors.

Who is allah refering to when he says "we" in his quran? 1+1+1 = ? If my biblical mathematics bothers you stop reading it. Biko, it is not by force.

Just as an aside, we are not going offtopic - the issue has been settled already.
Sports / Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by davidylan4(m): 10:33pm On Oct 08, 2008
post best XI na so so talk talk! grin
Romance / Re: Attention! Ladies. What Physical Features Can't You Stand In Men. by davidylan4(m): 10:32pm On Oct 08, 2008
Attention! Men. What Verbal Features Can't You Stand In Women?

when they refer to themselves as oloshi. grin
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 10:15pm On Oct 08, 2008
ayinba1:

@David

Allah is The Creator of the Heavens and The Earth.

you can decieve urself from now till you arrive at Jericho, he is nothing of the sort.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 10:14pm On Oct 08, 2008
babs787:

A word is enough for wise and May Allah open their (Disbelievers) chests to Islam before it would be too late. Someone was asked a very direct question on what Jesus said while on the cross but he dodged the question. God on earth cried to himself in heaven that 'what did he (talking to the other part of him) forsake him? Kai na wa. Allah said if he even bring down angels, showing man clear signs, they would still not believe.

I didnt dodge the question rather i exposed your own hypocrisy and blatant lies. There are too many reasons why Eloi is not the same thing as allah (pretty much another dishonest islamic attempt to squeeze themselves into the very bible they claim is corrupt).

1. You hold true that the injil allah claimed to have "sent down and confirmed" is not the one we hold in our hands today . . . i.e. allah's copy is lost since you cant produce it. . . therefore Eloi could not have been allah.

2. Eloi is hebrew . . . it means God in English.

3. The term Eloi had been in existence for thousands of yrs before the name "allah" came on the scene in the 13th century.

4. When Jesus Christ used the term Eloi, allah was nothing but one of the 360 idols in the kaaba (if it was even in existence then - history tells us no).

now look back at where you claimed allah would bring down angels, actually that is a biblical statement found no where in your book.

Will allah stop borrowing from the very bible he condemns?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 8:06pm On Oct 08, 2008
olabowale:

@Davidylan*: Allah is the Creator of Jesus.
Allah is the One that "Jesus, from the Bible," cried out to! Not Jehovah.

So try this exercise; "Allah (Eloi) why has thou forsaken me?"

"Jehovah, why has thou forsaken me?"

" Haba, why has thou forsaken me?"


Of the three, which one did Jesus on the cross, according to the Bible yelled out, before he gave up the ghost? lol.

This is very dishonest. At the time this was going on, allah was one of the 360 idols in the kaaba . . . that is if the kaaba was in existence then.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 8:04pm On Oct 08, 2008
olabowale:

@Davidylan*: Allah is the Creator of Jesus.
Allah is the One that "Jesus, from the Bible," cried out to! Not Jehovah.

So try this exercise; "Allah (Eloi) why has thou forsaken me?"

"Jehovah, why has thou forsaken me?"

" Haba, why has thou forsaken me?"


Of the three, which one did Jesus on the cross, according to the Bible yelled out, before he gave up the ghost? lol.

dont be foolish, lets even imagine the bible (the very one you said is corrupted by the pen of the scribes) did not exist . . . would you even have a Jesus not to talk of be able to reference this story? where is it in allah's quran? Why did he forget to reference this "precious moment" in his book?
Romance / Re: Tips: Men's Point Of View by davidylan4(m): 8:01pm On Oct 08, 2008
salsera:

Okay

how can men have different distinct relationships with different women almost seamlessly, i say this because i've met a couple of men recently that we got on well but i was totally blindsighted when i found out they were in relationships.

arent there telltale signs that one can read so one doesnt make a fool of himself


men have the capacity to compartmentalise their emotions. Just like a computer hard disk drive you can format drive C: for your long term girlfriend, drive D: for that hot chic you just met and drive E: for the pay-as-you-go women.

When its time to get married you simply reformat your system and delete drives D: and E: if you so wish, and move all other programs to drive C:
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 7:16pm On Oct 08, 2008
ayinba1:

@DAVID
So jesus created you, we don hear! but we know that Allah created ALL!

You call me "old", Alhamdulillah, Pray that you live to be my age; at least grin

Jesus i know, Jehovah i know, who is allah?
Religion / Re: Stories From Sunday School by davidylan4(m): 6:21pm On Oct 08, 2008
Chrisbenogor:

@david
Ok oh I throway salute, nimshi muslim mind boggling, how did he overcome all those hatred and know know that characterizes most of them, he even does not seem to like all those stoning and cutting things practiced na wa wonderful shall not end.

He is just one of the very few smart muslims who know that the tenets of the sharia law and the hatred that almost all muslims seem to be able to muster anytime Jesus Christ is mentioned no longer sits well with western civilization.
Religion / Re: Stories From Sunday School by davidylan4(m): 6:12pm On Oct 08, 2008
Chrisbenogor:

@david
how body (just asking because you never say how you dey grin) me I am surprised each time you say nimshi is a muslim, maybe I am misinformed about them or maybe he belongs to a sect me I don't know about.

my brother, bodi dey inside cloth. grin God is able . . .

Nimshi is a muslim.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 6:09pm On Oct 08, 2008
olabowale:

But can JESUS save himself? He did not do that with ordinary jewish mob!
Read your Bible, again.

Thou hypocrite, He chose not to . . . and He said it clearly including the reason why!

[size=14pt]Matthew 26:53 Thinkest thou that I cannot now pray to my Father, and he shall presently give me more than twelve legions of angels? 54 But how then shall the scriptures be fulfilled, that thus it must be?[/size]

olabowale:

Allah, his Lord Who created him says in the Qur'an, that if He decides to
kill, Jesus, his mother and all that is in creation, who will have the
power to save them from Allah?

this is all rubbish. Allah claims to be lord of someone who lived long before anyone knew anything called allah ever existed. Can allah pls stop borrowing from the bible pls?

olabowale:

Davidylan*, just think about that for a moment! To say Jesus is your
savior is open deceit.

Thou hypocrite, why is islam so fundamentally against Christ's place as saviour? I dont see islam fighting other saviours . . . could it be because the spirit behind islam is well awareof something you dont?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 6:03pm On Oct 08, 2008
ayinba1:

@ola

Sometimes, I'm amazed at the things that David posts! It almost seems like there are 2 people in there; one very intelligent, the other quite deluded.

Ayinba1, there is no question that your problem is unabashed bias. Just look at olabowale's post and see whether it even makes any shred of grammatical sense.

olabowale:

Ayinba1: Davidylan* has lost it. He said Jesus created him? Wow!

and so what? I never hear you froth in the mouth at the Sango worshipper who believes thunder created him. Why is islam solely predicated on opposing Jesus Christ?

olabowale:

And his said there was a god saying lets create man in OUR own image? And they say the "Word," was with god? How then is the "Word," was the speaker about "Our own Image?"

Now you and ayinba1 read this again and tell me whether you wont flog ur 5 yr old if he wrote such grammatical nonsense.

If you hypocrite read John 1:1 very well, it goes beyond saying "the Word was with God", it also says the "Word was God".

olabowale:

Can just a single entity be speaking to himself without any audience, and use "OUR?"

thou hypocrite, didst not your own quran also say this - Surah al-Anbiya’ 21:107 “And We did not send you (O Muhammad) except as a mercy to the world.”

Now let me posit your own question again - [size=14pt]Can just a single entity be speaking to himself without any audience, and use "WE?"[/size]
Since allah claims to be just one and has no father, son or mother . . . and could not have been equating himself with his slaves, who were the WE being refered to in that verse and numerous others in your own quran?

Ayinba1 and olabowale, before u old hypocrites try to poke into the bible, solve the riddles in ur quran first.
Religion / Re: Stories From Sunday School by davidylan4(m): 5:51pm On Oct 08, 2008
Nimshi:

Religious tolerance 's got a long long way to do.

thou hypocrite. Start with islam.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 4:32am On Oct 08, 2008
Did anyone see where Obama talked about somethings he didnt understand? Priceless. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 4:18am On Oct 08, 2008
Tayo-D:

And that is what ? - Lack of mandates. It is the mandates and lobbying that is making everything so expensive right now.

you missed it. He said the insurance companies would (just like the credit card companies and banks take advantage of lax regulations in Delaware) simply set up shop in states where insurance regulations are lax and the tax payer simply gets screwed over by legal red tape.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 4:06am On Oct 08, 2008
Tayo-D:

Going across State lines is the best way to get the best price.

i'm not sure you heard Obama's reasons why that wont work.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 4:01am On Oct 08, 2008
Tayo, that plan sounds "good" economically but in the long term is even more dangerous. Of course you dont need any medical attention to your sight now but (God forbid) you develop a serious eye infection?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 3:39am On Oct 08, 2008
plus_Queen:

My brother we have paid our dues
where were you when I was changing diapers at sunny side?

na true. . . we are just begining our own journey - pray for us to be taxed more. wink

I thot it was a fantastic debate . . . the key against McCain was his rubbish health policy especially where he talks of being able to move your insurance cover across state lines. Obama will only soar in the polls after this.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 3:35am On Oct 08, 2008
plus_Queen:

I think it was a draw.
what do you guys think?

slight head to Obama, he really impressed me. McCain - simply more of the same.

plus_Queen:

sadly Obama is proposing to tax me and my oga a lot more.
That is very sad

so you earn that much?  shocked Na wa o.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 3:33am On Oct 08, 2008
Obama's closing remarks were spot on!
McCain just dey talk of POW forever.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 3:27am On Oct 08, 2008
lol Dayokanu, conscription is not for me.
McCain has goofed on Iraq and healthcare. Obama has been solid . . . but McCain is no push over.

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