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Islam for Muslims / Re: How Was It? by davidylan4(m): 4:10pm On Oct 09, 2008 |
ayinba1: confusion reigns supreme with this people. Didnt surah 19:71 say u're all going to hell anyway? You may as well kill a calf now and enjoy it while you still have time. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: How Was It? by davidylan4(m): 4:07pm On Oct 09, 2008 |
ayinba1: if i were pro-islam i'D be your best friend. Sharrap dia! Isnt olabowale more boring with his lack of ability to string too grammatically correct sentences together? Boring because i point out the fact that you dishonest woman continously steal phrases from the very bible you say is corrupt? Boring because i constantly wonder why you have so much "love" for pilgrim and her testimony? Get over yourself . . . this isnt a place for humor, its a place to make sure hypocrites like you don't get away with altaqiyya. Allah sent a woman to hell for refusing to feed a cat? this allah sef . . . |
Islam for Muslims / Re: How Was It? by davidylan4(m): 3:56pm On Oct 09, 2008 |
ayinba1: I see your mods have run to your rescue again. 1. Copying more christian speak here are we? By their words . . . hmmm never saw that in a quran. 2. The testimony still biting you? Get over it madam. If you're so annoyed why dont you make a thread for muslim "testimonies" too. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Funnier Side Of America's Presidential Elections . . . by davidylan4(m): 5:31am On Oct 09, 2008 |
. . . all this under the umbrella of Job security . . . for Tina Fey of course.
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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Funnier Side Of America's Presidential Elections . . . by davidylan4(m): 5:21am On Oct 09, 2008 |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Funnier Side Of America's Presidential Elections . . . by davidylan4(m): 4:59am On Oct 09, 2008 |
Pailin'
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Foreign Affairs / The Funnier Side Of America's Presidential Elections . . . by davidylan4(m): 4:32am On Oct 09, 2008 |
We've argued, quarreled and exhibited more knowledge of the issues than the candidates themselves . . . its time to crack a few ribs on the road to Nov. 4. Place your funniest political quotes, cartoons and videos here . . . Question from yahoo answers: How Will McCain Follow Bin Laden To The Gates Of Hell And How Will He Come Back? Im just wondering how he's going to do this, does he have some kind of spaceship that we dont know about and will he take his best friend Joe Liberman too? Answer: Back in 2000, when Karl Rove helped Bush to run smear-attacks on Mccain, bad enough to ruin his campaign for presidency, thus causing Bush to get the nomination for the GOP candidate. -After McCain was eliminated, he said "there is a special place in hell" for people who run dirty campaigns like that'. -Several years later, McCain says he will follow Bin Laden "to the gates of hell". - Several years later, 2008, McCain hires Karl Rove to run a dirty campaign for him against Obama, thus showing that McCain has sold-out. So if "people who run dirty campaigns like that have a special place in hell", and then McCain runs the exact kind of campaign, that means that McCain himself has ensured himself a spot in that very same "special place in hell", Once he follows Osama Bin Laden to the gates of hell, the devil will recognize McCain, greet him as a liberator, and show him to his very "special place in hell" where he will be spending for the rest of eternity. Therefore proving, he won't need a return ticket back to Earth, because he will stay there once he finds Bin Laden. |
TV/Movies / Re: Stephanie Okereke Directs Movie In Hollywood '"Through The Glass" by davidylan4(m): 3:19am On Oct 09, 2008 |
pretty silly movie. why would a bachelor keep a baby he found at his doorstep? Shldnt the first thing be to call the police? What was Jeffery thinking spending on a child he doesnt know and with no birth certificate? What would he say when he takes the baby in to see the doctor? Stephanie good try but pls dont embarrass us with these hopeless story lines. |
Family / Re: How Would You Regard Your Husband If He Told You 2 Abort A Pregnancy? by davidylan4(m): 2:41am On Oct 09, 2008 |
rubi: lol its ectopic pregnancy not utopia. |
Gaming / Re: . by davidylan4(m): 2:20am On Oct 09, 2008 |
Shaz, i am subscribing to this thread now. whenever u are set to get an ass whooping, let me know. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 11:38pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
ayinba1: Read Surah 19:71 first . . there u'D see allah in his true colors. Who is allah refering to when he says "we" in his quran? 1+1+1 = ? If my biblical mathematics bothers you stop reading it. Biko, it is not by force. Just as an aside, we are not going offtopic - the issue has been settled already. |
Sports / Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by davidylan4(m): 10:33pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
post best XI na so so talk talk! |
Romance / Re: Attention! Ladies. What Physical Features Can't You Stand In Men. by davidylan4(m): 10:32pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
Attention! Men. What Verbal Features Can't You Stand In Women? when they refer to themselves as oloshi. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 10:15pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
ayinba1: you can decieve urself from now till you arrive at Jericho, he is nothing of the sort. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 10:14pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
babs787: I didnt dodge the question rather i exposed your own hypocrisy and blatant lies. There are too many reasons why Eloi is not the same thing as allah (pretty much another dishonest islamic attempt to squeeze themselves into the very bible they claim is corrupt). 1. You hold true that the injil allah claimed to have "sent down and confirmed" is not the one we hold in our hands today . . . i.e. allah's copy is lost since you cant produce it. . . therefore Eloi could not have been allah. 2. Eloi is hebrew . . . it means God in English. 3. The term Eloi had been in existence for thousands of yrs before the name "allah" came on the scene in the 13th century. 4. When Jesus Christ used the term Eloi, allah was nothing but one of the 360 idols in the kaaba (if it was even in existence then - history tells us no). now look back at where you claimed allah would bring down angels, actually that is a biblical statement found no where in your book. Will allah stop borrowing from the very bible he condemns? |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 8:06pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
olabowale: This is very dishonest. At the time this was going on, allah was one of the 360 idols in the kaaba . . . that is if the kaaba was in existence then. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 8:04pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
olabowale: dont be foolish, lets even imagine the bible (the very one you said is corrupted by the pen of the scribes) did not exist . . . would you even have a Jesus not to talk of be able to reference this story? where is it in allah's quran? Why did he forget to reference this "precious moment" in his book? |
Romance / Re: Tips: Men's Point Of View by davidylan4(m): 8:01pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
salsera: men have the capacity to compartmentalise their emotions. Just like a computer hard disk drive you can format drive C: for your long term girlfriend, drive D: for that hot chic you just met and drive E: for the pay-as-you-go women. When its time to get married you simply reformat your system and delete drives D: and E: if you so wish, and move all other programs to drive C: |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 7:16pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
ayinba1: Jesus i know, Jehovah i know, who is allah? |
Religion / Re: Stories From Sunday School by davidylan4(m): 6:21pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
Chrisbenogor: He is just one of the very few smart muslims who know that the tenets of the sharia law and the hatred that almost all muslims seem to be able to muster anytime Jesus Christ is mentioned no longer sits well with western civilization. |
Religion / Re: Stories From Sunday School by davidylan4(m): 6:12pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
Chrisbenogor: my brother, bodi dey inside cloth. God is able . . . Nimshi is a muslim. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 6:09pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
olabowale: Thou hypocrite, He chose not to . . . and He said it clearly including the reason why! [size=14pt]Matthew 26:53 Thinkest thou that I cannot now pray to my Father, and he shall presently give me more than twelve legions of angels? 54 But how then shall the scriptures be fulfilled, that thus it must be?[/size] olabowale: this is all rubbish. Allah claims to be lord of someone who lived long before anyone knew anything called allah ever existed. Can allah pls stop borrowing from the bible pls? olabowale: Thou hypocrite, why is islam so fundamentally against Christ's place as saviour? I dont see islam fighting other saviours . . . could it be because the spirit behind islam is well awareof something you dont? |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by davidylan4(m): 6:03pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
ayinba1: Ayinba1, there is no question that your problem is unabashed bias. Just look at olabowale's post and see whether it even makes any shred of grammatical sense. olabowale: and so what? I never hear you froth in the mouth at the Sango worshipper who believes thunder created him. Why is islam solely predicated on opposing Jesus Christ? olabowale: Now you and ayinba1 read this again and tell me whether you wont flog ur 5 yr old if he wrote such grammatical nonsense. If you hypocrite read John 1:1 very well, it goes beyond saying "the Word was with God", it also says the "Word was God". olabowale: thou hypocrite, didst not your own quran also say this - Surah al-Anbiya’ 21:107 “And We did not send you (O Muhammad) except as a mercy to the world.” Now let me posit your own question again - [size=14pt]Can just a single entity be speaking to himself without any audience, and use "WE?"[/size] Since allah claims to be just one and has no father, son or mother . . . and could not have been equating himself with his slaves, who were the WE being refered to in that verse and numerous others in your own quran? Ayinba1 and olabowale, before u old hypocrites try to poke into the bible, solve the riddles in ur quran first. |
Religion / Re: Stories From Sunday School by davidylan4(m): 5:51pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
Nimshi: thou hypocrite. Start with islam. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 4:32am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Did anyone see where Obama talked about somethings he didnt understand? Priceless. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 4:18am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Tayo-D: you missed it. He said the insurance companies would (just like the credit card companies and banks take advantage of lax regulations in Delaware) simply set up shop in states where insurance regulations are lax and the tax payer simply gets screwed over by legal red tape. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 4:06am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Tayo-D: i'm not sure you heard Obama's reasons why that wont work. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 4:01am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Tayo, that plan sounds "good" economically but in the long term is even more dangerous. Of course you dont need any medical attention to your sight now but (God forbid) you develop a serious eye infection? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 3:39am On Oct 08, 2008 |
plus_Queen: na true. . . we are just begining our own journey - pray for us to be taxed more. I thot it was a fantastic debate . . . the key against McCain was his rubbish health policy especially where he talks of being able to move your insurance cover across state lines. Obama will only soar in the polls after this. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 3:35am On Oct 08, 2008 |
plus_Queen: slight head to Obama, he really impressed me. McCain - simply more of the same. plus_Queen: so you earn that much? Na wa o. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 3:33am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Obama's closing remarks were spot on! McCain just dey talk of POW forever. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs McCain Round 2 Of The Debates by davidylan4(m): 3:27am On Oct 08, 2008 |
lol Dayokanu, conscription is not for me. McCain has goofed on Iraq and healthcare. Obama has been solid . . . but McCain is no push over. |
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