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I just get this shiiit lmao.
The girls would understand this coconut spelling when ridding on a dick.

That's how Nigerian police role.
A friend told me
Armed robber came to their area he managed to place a call to the nearest police station.
The police asked the weapon the robbers were using he said he doesn't know and they said no fuel.
The next morning they came to the area blowing siren and arresting boys in the area calling them robbers

There is an orange tag vio issues its the tag that is read by a camera planted at strategic places.

Don't Jones your self beating traffic lights even at night around those places mentioned.
The cameras are hidden and will pic that tag if it violates any rules.

Hoodbilonia:
Daz y i always carry a safety knife on me
Ready to stab any soldier who bleeps with me
I go butcher u

Those soldier lack physical combat skills you go beat them one on one you no need knife.

You took your share and ate other peoples share.
In Mexico the earth will reject your body for doing just this.
By now we would have watched you on BG.

Glad it was in us
If not the judge and his family would be wiped out.
But they would be random hits and execution this week in Mexico.
Business would be run from jail his family will handle it outside.

You go fear project.
3 street lights.

It seems its that guy that was a very good customer at one ashewo joint.
Think it's in Kenya.
Its the ashewo that are celebrating him.
Heard he fxcks them equally and turn by turn and that he pays good money too

Allahusnackbar wants intestine, head spiced with blood for dinner

Firstorderwizard:
Why do women take codeine sef? I thought that stuff is meant for men to last long.

Lmao , its a hard drug gets people high.
But its own trips slows one down.

British people are so stingy ehn.
Aj give them money joor,
Do Gods plan video by drake money de your hand.

Drug addicts.
They drink codeine to the extent it purges them.
They smoke all kind of shit till their eyes turns red, they use eye drops and dark shades too.

What's my own while I was in Abj I bleeped lots of them even though their guys hates it.
The hair they cover up and down is what I pull while giving them from the back
While they scream wa yo Allah ka Dan ka Dan Druggy
All I say is shut up and take this Diick

No man likes a woman who forces herself on Us.
Show us the green light not the whole traffic light.

You have CD but you did not bring DVD player and TV?
How do you want to play the CD.
Don't ever allow them inserts CD or flash drive on your Mac.
They will either , fish or infest the system with buharivirus.

kolafolabi:
I swear if I have 1/10 of that, I won't contest for any political office. Politics is a dirty game.

When you get the money , you want power and respect.

The way you used your diiick is not the way you planned to use it.

Nwakannaya1:
I have gone through the comments here, if you had not called the person that brought her, I would have preferred otherwise. Both of them are still kids, but you only talked to your son and believed him, I think you should as well talk to her, the revelations could be surprising.

Although sending her away will go a long way to correct the situation but your maid deserves a fair hearing unless there are other reasons for sending her parking.

You may not tell girl why she is leaving, but believe me, your son had told her your discussion with him, so, she would figure it out.

Again, don't reveal the secrets of your son to his teacher in school in plain terms, your son will lose confidence in you, you can tell the teacher to just watch him closely, that you don't understand him a again.

In all, my point is, hear from the girl too. It may be someone close to you that first touched her and she learnt the touching game.

He doesn't want to find out the truth, that's why he doesn't want to ask the girl.
His son might even be the one molesting the maid let's leave age aside.
I learnt all the bad things I know from primary school.

From this video
I know Nairaland and its mod are mad.
Selfish Nigerians
Posting shit just to gain traffic without considering offering services to its users.

kernniejay:
Had it been this is how our police people usually swing to action in a swift manner and fish out perpetrators whenever such heinous act occur, crime rate wouldn't have gone this far. It seems some lives are more valuable than others in Nigeria.

Baba no stress yourself
They just raid people , threaten them to confess or die.
Then end up writing a statement for them and ask them to sign.

E go make sense for Nigeria o.
Just give them d injection make their penis just die.

This is how hard working people spend their money.

Hurrikane3000:
I will rather join those suffer head Man O War, than to join those useless and foolish Cult people,
No gain, you will keep on paying dues till you pay with your life

Man O war and anti cultism gets their own share of the killings in the uni.
Better join house fellowship

I can see skull bones everywhere.
I reserve my comment until I find out if he is a cultists.

sweetguy10:
Hard guy hard guy only one lighting you no fit dust ... wetin do your selina ?

SAY NO TO CULTISM !!!!

Selina de play tennis

Sex or no sex once you are fed up with someone you can breakup with them.
Just pray your partner doesn't push you to that point.

Ak47 should be handled by only the armed forces.
The Nigerian police should use Berretta.
They should be a special unit in the police that would be trained by the military to use special weapons.
And this special unit should only come out when they are called upon.

emeijeh:
" .....According to Swedish media, some of the parachutists were seen trying to jump off the plane just before the crash."

So, what happened ?
Why dem no fit japa?

Same reason you can't just jump out of any plane even with parachute.
parachute are used for controlled jumps.
I think only fighter jets has ejection buttons with parachute.

That our Jersey colour is too dull.
I want even pass to my player putting on that Jersey.

Colours has impact on football.

They are all reacting like chemical.
If its an average Nigerian that got shot they won't say anything.
I'm glad this insecurity issues doesn't look at status it van hit anyone.

damtan:
That HIV test is not easy to do abeg. You sha must sweat even if one's certain it'll be negative. My first test, I no only sweat, I almost faint join. The doc come put me for one unnecessary suspense.

My first too,
I remembered all the girls I chew raw + d ones way condom burst.
I swore never to do raw again but ive done raw like 3 diff girls since 2013 till now.

donaldking10:
Only to end'up getting hurt again?
Happened to me twice already.

Twice ?
Sorry this whole love thing is luck.
I dated a girl for 5 yrs
She went out for masters abroad
But came back with another mans child.
I picked my broken heart and moved on.
As long as you are ready to love be ready to get hurt.