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No be only you. Same here

Felicity0001:
I don't understand this bolt campaign oh... This campaign was meant to run till midnight 30th-today but to my surprise it was taken off my dashboard like I didn't meant up. I took the screen shot anf it's still saying today, and another one of 2.4k is currently running.

If you believe this story, then you can believe anything. Lies written all over it. Except the guy is an idiot...

Do you have a place in Lagos for car tracker?

chris4gold:
Call us today

None of their biz. That's what I will tell them.

dTransporter:
So, if they stop you, na wetin you go tell them ni?

Guy, here na Lagos oh.

Wetin concern police with that.

dTransporter:
Supposing the policemen had asked you about LASDRI or hackney permit, how would you have tackled it?

Felicity001:
More insight pls don't want to migrate from my 8k/min plan abeg.

Not a plan.

Try *121# on MTN.

Felicity001:
Pls is anyone among us using spectranet network to work? Thid MTN is killing it for me... Within 2weeks I've exhausted almost 4k on data alone. What is going on menh... Not that the data is even reliable self...

I'm really tired with MTN abeg

I have been blocked permanently before. After 5 months of disturbing them, they unblocked me

tunlapapa:
Don't mind those coys that say nothing can be done on permanent block.
Ask Felicity001 and many people that have been unblocked after getting permanent block.
Their useless protocols can be bypassed when they need drivers but can't be done when a driver needs them.

E don finish. Trip was on 1.4 surge ended 5400. Rider used 50% bonus.

Going back Na war now as here dry die.

mejai:
Just endure it bro. It's no longer funny. I feel like going to V.I from ajah, but my little mind is whispering to me, no try am. Coming back will be brutal. But my big mind is telling me no shaking, make I do am.

As I see ur post and after checking G map, I go siddon and call it a day.
This is the period of overheating in cars after kazeem don do something.

northbird:
You and I know this account balance is not a statement. It's still part of the half truths I was talking about.
Moreover, who puts bulk cash in a savings account dese days, why shortchanging urself.
Try money market funds.

Exactly what I think. Wetin 50k dey do inside my account.

I'm on the road now. From VI to Crown Estate. Just imagine

mejai:
Sshhhhh. No shout.
Bera estate (Chevron too) to Abraham adesanya around 5pm, no be child's play. 1hr 20mins.


I once said here, dat road needs urgent solution.

Johnnybegood12:
GT loans are only for salary earners .
I stand corrected to be corrected

Isn't that antithetical?

Nexttpage:
Lmao you kuku no lie, na wetin I Dey battle for here b that.
3k fuel dey give me 5-6k smh with no AC ni o

Na so one man carry Sienna come do inspection today. From my discussion with him, he obviously didnt do due diligence about the work. He said some people told him to use the car for e-hailing since he s not doing anything for now. I just weak straight.

Lemme drop this here. My car inspection expired on 16th of this month. But I noticed my car was not blocked or removed from the platform. Deliberately i decided to keep working, wanting to know how many days grace period bolt gives. So yesterday, I received a Corporate request. On getting there, the man refused to enter my car, saying that the car on the app was not the one I brought to him. Immediately, he called the plate number, I realised it was my previous car. I tried to convince him that it was my last car. He sha canceled trip. Lo and behold, when i checked my app, my recent car has been removed, leaving only my last car that I have sold since April. I got a message from bolt later that I should take my car re-inspection. I was so glad that the man cancelled trip because if he had allowed me to pick him and later report the case to Bolt, it is straight permanent block.

So, guys watch out for this. If your inspection expires, you have between 8 to 9 days to do another inspection.

BTW, how long does it take bolt to approve inspection? My car inspection is under REVIEW since 12pm.

Sakamanjeh99 is busy making money. Leave him out of this

BAZ001:
Pls did u read all d epistle or u just wan use sakamanje for am?
I dey wait for who go fit summarize d newsletter for me.

Felicity001 on the beat!

Felicity001:
Haha haha haha haha... This one burst my brain

Some of your riders deserve worst...

I don't do excess luggage, if your luggage is not handy sorry is your 2nd name. Even airways charges for excess luggage, danfo and Inter state transporters charge for excess luggage.

Now, you're not paying me for that yet you still want me to help you load it inside my boot? Pray it's not raining if not the rain go beat u tire because I won't even carry you unless you agree to pay an extra 2k depending on the distance because too many riders and excess luggage increases load on the car thereby higher fuel to power the car to yoir destination and more weight on the car components like shocks, bushings, tyriod, bolt joint etc...


Now, let me share two experiences within these little period of my break from here while i keep reading to catch up with the thread.

Was somewhere around Allen on Wednesday when i got this resq
The lady called to inform me I was picking up her mum from ibtc bank... I was just a block away so I quickly arrived, parked while waiting for the woman to come out believing she was inside.

Next thing, phine rang...
Mother: where are you na I've been waiting for u since (with a very loud, authoritative, commanding and annoying tone)
Me: still trying to be cool by trying to salute
Mother: where r you, I'm in a hurry and I'm at ibtc pensions, where are you? You're delaying me, whats wrong with you? Bla bla bla...
Me: madam will you shout up and address me with respect, by the way why are you shouting? Do you know me b4? In fact bye.

I hanged up and cancelled the trip immediately as it as already gotten to paid wait time.

Daughter called few minutes later to confirm if I'd picked her up, sorry you provided the wrong addi and ur mum was sounding too rude... Request again for her with the right addi... Like she knows the kinda of mum she has she didn't even wait for me to finish she just hanged up.

Me, what's my own, I've satisfied my mind.

About 30min later, a lady called narrating how I was to pick up a woman from her office and how the said woman left an item behind. Begging for her contact.

Me I've already deleted the text mgs containing the number the daughter sent b4, asked her to call back since I've to trace back to find any of the contacts....

CASE 2
Last night I was somewhere in chevron drive seriously looking for a trip back home, luckily got one to oniru...

After drop off I got another to MMAI and was happy not knowing it won't end well.

Rider put in the wrong address yet was still claiming right and saying she input the her street, okay is your street of fadojo street around oniru palace, yes but you're supposed to be here... A man voice took over and instead of the idiot to talk to me like a fellow man with sense he was even saying worst than the woman... How sad I never knew women are more smarter than some dic.k head men... Next thing the idiot called me Stu.pid...
Me hoodlum driver na him U dey call Stu.pid... Ur own don finish...

I told him sorry sir, got the right street address which was about 500m away... Called him to come out... The idiot was bolf enough to come out with his ugly gf.... By then i was sitting on top my boot with my wheel spinal on my hands. As the came out...

Me: you're so so and so person right? My rider?
The lady responded, yes! Was about shouting I quickly cut her off...
Me: who was the guy on the phone.
The guy answered it me, this time with a cool voice after seeing my tuch appearance and my ride...

So na I be the fool dey call ur papa, ur generation stupid abi? I reviewed my wheel spinal from behind my back where I was hiding it... Walking towards him... Omo na so the girl stepped back the guy too took 2stepz back quickly too...

Me: ogun go kill you for calling me stupid, devil punish that ur black lips... Fo.ol! Next time try am again.

I entered my car zoomed off!

Both of them where frozen didn't even say a single word.


Case 3...

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Everywhere just red for nothing.

Nice question. Majority don't go back to them.

Me, I just comfort her to get my 5 stars. Yes. Na iPhone. Old one

BAZ001:
Dem don use her soul and body finish
Abeg Na iPhone 12 she dey use ?
Boys of nowadays dey collect girl destiny, do sextape and give her iPhone 13 in exchange.

You should have tried to console her nau maybe you self go chop slap.


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Girls of nowadays and things they get exposed to. The rider I just had now, she was just crying, complaining of sleep difficulty. Body scratches madly.

She just left hospital and all the tests she ran couldn't show what the problem is.

She called her spiritual father, and that one told her not to worry. Menh, this generation is something else.

As per angelic being you be nah

Cruise level

AngelicBeing:
Hahaha, lol at the bolded in your post, l was expecting a response like this from any poster on nairaland.com, how about if l tell you that l inherited the wealth of King Solomon and the Queen of Sheba l invested 27 million dollars with IMG , will you call me audio billionaire

That Ladipo part sha

izzou:
[color=royalblue]You take every thing here serious. Do people even joke around you?

Baz and Dru drag each other here, yet Dru gifted him Freon gas. You think they take everything here serious?

I only quoted you because you typed "Who wan die, make e die".

Nobody cares if you carry the whole Lagos in your trunk. Being nice is for you and you alone, the blessings is also for you and you alone.

You can go to Ladipo and let my Igbo brothers order you and load engine blocks in your trunk. You can help them lift the greasy parts too. Nobody will die if you do so.

Stop taking everything here personal. They are just playing[/color]

Remember that IMG wasn't so popular too.

Acidosis:
Well, Cowrywise is Piggy's primary competitor but unlike Piggy, Cowrywise is barely known. Both have similar offerings, run the same model and interest rates are typically the same. I've nothing against Piggyvest asides from the fact that I'm more inclined towards the not-so-popular brand, as long as other factors (safety, investment security, interest rates, etc.) are constant.

Remind me to quote you again on this when the time comes. I cum in peace sef.

Barbiturate:
He didn't cause anything. As you like to treat your rider depends on you! It's a free world. If I decide to treat them well, then it's my kind of person. I've always been nice to people even before bolt. No matter the rider's character, my rating, etc, I'll always be me! I don't mind carrying their load!

I recently picked an aged woman from Luth to somolu....got to her destination, money was 1500. She said; Ah, omo mi, 1 thousand naira lo wa lọ wọ mi(my son, 1k is what I have)
I told her not to worry, that she should keep it. She insisted on giving me the 1k. She thanked me well. I smiled and greeted her and then i left. This is me. At times I leave 100 naira if client does not have change. This is me.

Do as pleases you to riders and let me do as pleases me!

There's simply no need for the shade, madam pocohantas.

I come in peace

This part makes the work tiring at times. So many riders don't know how to use the app.

eyinola:
some of dem won't even check the pick up address the gmap picked, bommm use ur map u use map finish only to call and they will be like i can't find u oooo me will be like are u not at no 10 alara street and i will get a shocker response no oooooo check ur map na am at ilupeju street but u put on d map that u r at alara na bomm they cut call and cancel

Lol. E no reach that time o. I dropped her and showed the amount Na so her tag along dey para. Me sha jejely collect my money o and even 5 stars. I carried the remaining chicken come home to do indomie

They even said I can go with the Heineken cup,

XGhost:
Like this ba

Cowrywise over Piggy? Can you please expatiate on this.

Acidosis:
Kuda has become a den of scammers lately. That's the price you pay anyway when you spend too much on marketing and advertising and less on building a stronger structure/model. When you advertise rigourously, you attract both good customers and scammers. The good customers will come dumping their monies with you, the scammers will also come looking for loopholes in your operating model.

This is why I'm always very wary of extremely popular brands that are based on new or unproven models. Same reason I would recommend VFD instead of Kuda, and Cowrywise instead of Piggyvest [This is based on my personal/subjective views please]. I go to where scammers are less likely to go, all things being equal.

Was surprised to see Kuda on Google play store with over 1 million downloads in one year or so. Even the VFD the management of Kuda copied is way below 500k downloads after 5+ years.

The kind eyes I dey take look any girl scantily dressed the days!

Gentlelife50:
Lol, I just left novare mall.
I was at that bar downloading some things, see how they were just parading themselves.
Ladies scantily dressed all over the place, it's as if every Girl is now into prostitution.
No shame again.

Guys as I type this I'm waiting for a rider at D View Hotel in phase1. Rider made request some mins to 12. She wanted more time. Na so her man order me bottles of Heineken with a plate of chicken.
Trip is on 1.9 and na my street she dey go.
Will update tomorrow.

You just spoke my mind about these slaying bimbos. Nothing upstairs aside from the dick.

Gentlelife50:
Na normal thing nau, most of these our ladies are just dumb.
Giving 1star when she meant to rate the person high and bolt won't bother to give them orientation.
Slaying on empty heads, but always claiming champion.
They will order ride and be asking your name or where are you, when everything is on the app.
Some will input wrong address as pick up points and be shouting follow the map, like some don't even know that the GPS will automatically pick thier location they will put Chevy view estate for instance and expect you to get to where they are.
Make I stop here for now

plat0:
Just saw this on Twitter

This bank will shock Naija very soon

I noticed that police officers are not at their usual posts tonight in the Lekki VI axis. I hope they re not planning something evil o. Was tempted to run Indriver. But decided against the thought.
Home now.