Where the pics na?
And btw wetin concern us? Kiss is kiss!! Simple!

stormybucci:
7 Funny Photos That Show Many Nigerians Are Bad At Kissing
Written by: Michael
2014/09/17 9:14 AM

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Kissing is a crazy subject to discuss any day and any time. You take a look at a bunch of Hollywood movies where they lock lips effortlessly and it is pleasing to the eyes and then you ask yourself, “Why can’t we kiss like this in Nigeria?”.

There always seems to be something wrong every time you see two Nigerians brush lips as if life is a serious struggle. Check out these 7 hilarious photos that will most likely convince you that Nigerians suck at kissing:
1) Somebody tell him he is supposed to caress the lips not eat them!

2) Na fight? With all that pressure, thank God he didn’t snap her neck

3) The preacher said “You may now kiss your bride” and this guy decided to swallow the bride instead

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4) Kissing the nose. My guy in the back don tire. He never hexperredit!

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6) The preacher is just there looking like “Come on Mr governor, you can do better than that, show some REAL love”. Maybe he’s just shy

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6) This looks like a military kiss. Ready, steady, fire!

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You ommitted kiss 5

sexybwoy: na so people dey fail, dem ask simple question you dey write epistle mtcheew.

No mind the guy, he dey won form sabi sabi. Aldo na small pikin dey worry am

dhammyg: NIGERIAN MEN & PU$$$$Y

It is not their fault; that's where they all came from.

MissMeiya: What a self-centered ásshole!! HE'S having a hard time??'? What about the families of the deceased and injured??'??

I'm stunned! What an áss!

Haba! That was too harsh. You are a woman, you should not sound like that.

dryakson: If the op no b Linda Ikeja, make una carry gun shoot me.... Chaii another advertising.....
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Who ever posted this topic to the front page deserves suspension from seun..... Am sure many will go to Linda's blog..
Just watching

Na true u talk. I just felt like visiting the blog after reading the post. U get sense!

Proudly Barca-arian!

Megaphone: I was talking to a ceo of a huge advertising agency on the island, and i told him i do not believe linda bought that car for 24b million naira in cash. How come she makes so much money? I told him about a site called nairaland and he laughed. He said his agency had patronized linda to te tune of about 5m in cash, and he hasn't even bought any space on nairaland. i asked why.. He gave me about four reasons reasons

Nairaland's homepage looks idiotic on a desktop. The page looks like an abandoned webpage and that chases potential customers away

Nairaland seems to have more low income bracket users than high income. Linda Ikeji on the other hand has got a lot of High income readers and they have the financial capacity to purchase products advertised on the blog. On the other hand Nairaland's users are mainly job seekers, scammers and the likes or small start business men who just dont have the money. They come to the site to trade their 'goods' and not to buy anyway

Nairaland doesn't have a face. He compared Stella Dimok to Linda. He said how many times do you see Stella in Public? Shes based in Germany and so no face. Same with Nairaland. No one knows whos behind it. He said Great organisations always have a face. A CEO out there in the public eyes. He then gave examples like Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, and so many others. They're out there in the public eye. That he said does not just attract customers but big time investors. He said Linda Ikeji is more out there, more social and so people like her (shes pretty too) and trust her with big money more than someone whom they do not even know!

Nairaland's frontpage contains trashy topics. He said when you got topics like ' Why do ladies fart?'on the frontpage or which do you prefer Chicken or turkey on a front page, then that kind of site cant be taken serious by any customer or investor. Linda's blog on the other hand contains trendy and fashionable topics that attracts upscale folks and wealthy readers. Advertisers he says love such a medium.

https://www.nairaland.com/1905289/linda-ikeji-acquires-24million-naira

Those that compare themselves with themself are not wise.

teeo: Disadvantages of being handsome: I saw this list somewhere online so i decide to add a few words to it.
1. Assumed to be a player- Women assume you're a player for no reason. They'll take you less seriously and question your motives the whole time. Its like infidelity is written all over you. Ladies make sentences like “who are you sleeping with now?” Like WTF.

2. Attracting useless women- Sure you attract more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in quality. You'll constantly run into useless superficial women with no substance while the ones with substance are not phased or impressed by your looks. And trust me we don’t always like the pretty ones.

3. Amebor- Everyone's in your business and wants to know who you're sleeping with. Iya Basira on the street even warns her daughters never to cross your gate. On campus your name is on the lips of everyone, to make matters worse just be a little popular and you’re on every campus magazine. The amount of attention this person attracted troubled and confused her quite a bit. Everyone would know what you have done, not because of what you did but what you look like.

4. Older Women- Older women are pushy and aggressive and don't know when to turn it off. The worst part is the boldest ones are the ugliest more condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo looking women constantly making you uncomfortable. The worst is they're openly biased towards you and will talk about you to everyone creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted attention. Some would be like “Let me take care of you like a son”, biko does that involve servicing some parts..

5. Gays- Gay men stare at men the way men stare at women. It's annoying and infuriating and makes me want to fight but I'm not on so i refrain. Either way the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight glances at your arm or chest. Abomination. Once i got asked out by a gay dude, i had to stylishly turn him down, we’re great friends though.

6. Jealous Girlfriend- Your girlfriend or wife is always jealous, if she catches you smiling at a lady it’s almost equal to you sleeping with someone else. She feels so insecure, checks your phone, knows your plans and wants to follow you out on guys night. No matter how much you try to assure her, she still finds a reason not to trust you.
Guys who calm to be handsome on NL come and add yours ...

Source: http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/19324/32/disadvantages-of-being-handsome.html

This is a perfect description of my current predicament.

I'm impressed!

I'm right here!

banega: Yes, I can!! Only worwor girls depend on MU , you know what they say about women who wear too much?? (Wait for it). They're funking ugly .. Infact I could remove 90% of their beauty with a wet hankerchief.. •

And for your mind now, you fine abi?? Smh

donsteady: i dont even check male profile how much more like pics, i am not a gay

Na so my guy. Same here!

I think they know all this already. It's a popular knowledge. It's a good one though.

Failure expert!

Sorry I'm not silly, so I won't comment. Thanks for understanding.

lokito: One small mushroom church wey I visit last month with my elder sis say make I go pray to my baba God. 30mins later, pastor blow small breeze people begin fall like mango leaves, I no gree fall

Small time Pastor waka near me, hold my head push, push no way. My sis dey under anointing dey gimme sign to fall I no gree. Next thing pastor put leg behind me, push me heavily I stagger small still no fall. Jeez!!! Pastor still dey waka come near me. Na give am Flying Van Persie nodding omo everybody under anointing get up sharperly. Na Pastor come dey for ground under my own violent anointing. Nonsense

LWKMFH

A God fearing man is the direct opposite of a wicked and heartless man. His actions and decisions are guided by the word of God. He has conscience.

This is serious!

I just feel like leaving a coment.

And somebody said he is dead. Smh

Get well soon!

Don't give up on God cuz He wont give up on you...

Talk is cheap!

Talk is cheap!

Talk is cheap!

Nice post!
She that has ears let her hear what the OP is saying. A word is enough for the wise.

Fashola4thSon: When you Reasonable President, brilliant Ministers!!!


What you do expect

Guy stop that rough play abeg! E be like say you no no the meaning of 'reasonable'.