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kushe:
idea for a new thread since most people are pissed with this one.

HOW MANY HORSES LOST THEIR TAILS OR HOW MANY ASIAN WOMEN HAD TO BE SHAVED FOR MAMA GEE'S WEAVE IN HER PROFILE PICTURE

I wonder.

Mama gee again? You're found of always posting useless topics, what has farouk being handsome got to do to repair the country's image he just damaged the more? What are you on? Do you smoke excreta?

Abeg you guys should pls pity her, i wouldn't blame her though after she has just finished eating a week's old apu what do you expect? I'm so sure she grew up in aba village and she's here trying to form all too clean when what she actually perceived were stench from her p***y.

kushe:
@mama gee
       
u are quite a sensation here which just goes to say u are more secretly admired than you will ever hear all the peeps all over your tail admit.

do naija men smell awful? i guess a tiny fraction does especially those that have the misfortune of having bad friends and relatives who endure the stench whenever they are around and run the same old commentary when they go like 'men,that guy dey boom ooo'

women however do smell too.mindfully a tiny fraction too.once had a date with the most amazing looking chick[body wise] a couple of years back in lagos,i met her on the street and so the stench waint perceivable and besides she looked too hot to smell.got her no and arranged a date.our chosen day came and unfortunately it was ralning but thankfully my car was air conditioned and so i went to pick her up.

long story short,worst date of my entire life cos i couldnt breathe and i couldnt wind down either and this girl was so cocky with the attitude like she was prince william's cousin.we went to a chicken licken in surulere and i was just praying no one i knew walked in and saw me standing close to the source of the stench .thankfully the rain kept people away but made my date unbearable and miserable.

guess what.her spoken english was a 9,she went to QC ,her body was like 9.5ish and on the stankometer ,she broke the calibration.

very very funny

harakiri:
@Poster

Between a man and woman, na who get bodily secretions pass?Una wey get several "hidden" orifice for sweat and other "discharges" and you dare come here to post rubbish!

Na your arm pit odor dey possess you.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=373238.msg5220773#msg5220773 date=1262217282]She's definitely not the one in that pic   A girl that cute would be around better smelling boys don't you think?   [/quote]haba, she just said she's d one oooooooooooooo. Make una no cum put sand 4 my garri o. Mama ass smeller pls upload more pics to ease d minds of all  d doubting thomases.

GL:
nigerian guys and their egos! u guys should stop getting angry because this is true. if u don't have body/mouth odour u probably know someone else that does. don't trivialize this issue because it is serious and it can be reversed. anyone can have body odour if they don't clean up daily. and i like to believe that a few days of proper hygiene can reverse it. u don't have to be rich, just ensure u wash your armpits, privates, between your toes and behind your ears properly when u bathe. and use a deodorant! u dont need perfume, in fact perfume can't prevent body odour.

i've noticed this body odour thing in both guys and girls but most of the time, like 90% is with guys. i think many guys don't bathe daily. but really it's bad, i don't know if it's because we go to boarding schools or kids don't learn good hygiene at home. but many 9ja guys don't bathe daily they just spray perfume. i have several guy friends that have bad body odour and they dress very well and some are even handsome. the body odour is just a big putoff, especially when it is combined with mouth odour.

it's more annoying to me when i see a guy with body and/or mouth odour hugging/kissing his girlfriend. because i know it must be irritating to the girl, i don't know why girls can't make their guy perform the necessary daily hygiene exercises. it seems the person who has it cannot smell it so they need someone close to them to tell them.

If you're to be properly investigated, you must be one of d ladies with smelling pataz!!!

Ndipe:
Enough of the hackneyed story of the doomed romance between Romeo and Juliet. Theirs is fiction, the one I am posting is true.

While living in Nigeria, I read my brother's novel, "The African Child" authored by Camara Laye. I was moved by the tone of the novel, especially its sucessful attempt to portray Africa as a continent filled with love, hospitality and compassion. Towards the end of the story, the protagonist falls in love with a half caste lady, Marie and then embarks on a study leave to France. In real life, Camara Laye married this lady. I came across this interesting information while reading his bio. Sadly though, the marriage ended in divorce. But their marital split would have been averted were it not for the evil machinations of a third party , Sekou Toure.

After completing his studies, Camara Laye returned to Guinea. The country was in the throes of development and this young budding writer was named the ambassador of his country to Ghana. When Guinea abruptly cut of diplomatic relations from France, the latter retaliated by cutting off funds to punish the country. Camara Laye in his plum position was able to secure some funds to bail out his ailing country. As the years went by on, Sekou Toure morphed into an evil dictator. During that period, Camara Laye fell out of favor with the president and he was imprisoned briefly. During his incarceration, he was poisoned, and the consequences led to a swollen body. Then, he was released and with his family, he fled to neighbouring Senegal, never to returned to his beloved homeland, Guinea.

Laye's life in exile was marred by tragedies. His parents had passed away during his days in Senegal, but he was justifiably absent from their funeral for fear Sekou Toure, though he was the first born. Financially, he was struggling. A one time ambassador, he was now reduced to the position of a research assistant for some organization in Senegal. And to compound his woes, he was faced with a kidney problem (which would be the cause of his death), probably as a result of the food poisoning earlier in prison. Nevertheless he and his family thrived on, until a telegram from from family friends in Guinea would torpedoe his relationship with his wife, Marie.

Marie's father was dying. In the telegram, he dictated to friends, he begged Marie to visit him while he was alive. Against the wishes of her husband who was concerned for her safety, Marie flew out of Senegal to Guinea to visit her father who had just been released from jail. As soon as she arrived at the airport in Guinea, she was immediately arrested (at the airport) and taken to jail where she was incarcerated for SEVEN years!!!.

Laye took his wife's incarceration hard. He was hospitalized out of a very serious illness relating to his wife's incarceration. To curb the lingering loneliness of Marie's absence, he took in a second wife, an act that was in accordance of his islamic faith. Ramatoulaye Kante, his Senegalese wife also played the role of his nurse because of his failing health. But her presence in the household did not dim his affection for Marie. Acting on the advice of some friends, he suspended the publication of another novel of his which was to be a scathing attack on Sekou Toure for fear of his wife's safety. He changed his stance of his attack on Sekou Toure, organized some friends of his to pressure the president to release his wife. Eventually, he would cede to their demands and release Marie. This came after seven years.

Upon her release from prison, Marie moved back to Senegal to be reunited with her family. But the reunion was not as memorable between husband and wife as one would have anticipated. Marie refused to accept the presence of the second wife on valid grounds , she was Roman Catholic. And so, she divorced him.

Laye did not live long after the divorce. In failing health since the 60's probably stemming from a food poisoning incident in prison in the sixties, exarcebated by his beloved wife's incarceration and their subsequent divorce in 77 which consumed him towards the end of his life, Camara Laye gave up the ghost in 1980 and was buried in exile, Senegal.

Sekou Toure's evil deeds caught up with him in 1984, when he died, while undergoing a heart surgery in the United States of America. His demise was celebrated in his country. I dont know if Marie is still alive or not, but in 1990, she was alive and living in Guinea. She is memorialized on the website of the infamous Boiro prison in Guinea. I am amazed that she even survived the incarceration, because people died in that camp. Documents have surfaced that some of these dead people were buried in unmarked graves.

Thanks for this, it's just so sad.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=373238.msg5220564#msg5220564 date=1262215162]Don't be a daft!
Have you ever heard of "Skin Tone" in your life?
I think you ignorant guys need to go back to school before making a fool of yourselves in a public forum.
So, your own idea is that every Nigerian woman must be as dark as charcoal[/quote]So are you saying u're d one in d pic? If u are, then u try and i'm much more convinced that you'll be perfect for the job i have for you but you must first produce certificates of ass smelling you've obtained over a period of 10 years. I'm waiting patiently.

[quote author=Lon-DON link=topic=373238.msg5219777#msg5219777 date=1262208138]You come up with one example of a bad smell in your church and come to the conclusion that MOST Nigerian men have bad body odour?? Are you retarded?? [/quote]Abi? You took the words straight out of my mouth.

EmperorOlu:
Mama gee ,you have issues, just because you live abroad does not give you the right to ridicule Nigerian men.

I bet you are one of those Nigerian girls with K-legs and flat behinds

My brother u have a very big point there, i guess the pic in her profile's for someone else and i was seriously tripping 4 dat person hence i refrained from bashing her. I'm so sure she must be xtremly flat @ d back with long ugly eczema K-legs like u said.

@mama-gee,
you look really sweet in d pic in ur profile, i only wonder why u go about smelling men's ass in your village. Abeg change or better still, i think i've got a job for you. Forward me your CV and all d certificates u have gathered so far in the process of ass smelling, d salary's very attractive.  Hurry up while the offer lasts,

gidson12:
Wat a nasty topic by a dirty poster

Abi?

harakiri:
Nigerian men have bad odour because the associate with smelling women on nairaland.

Which kain rubbish question u dey ask sef? The oyibo wey you dey worship dey bath for morning?How many of dem dey shower for morning?

thanks jare


By d way, where's muma? You'd better come here to answer all the questions you've been asked.

@chidichris
Please don't mind muma, she's just been jobless and a busy body

@Biimz
Ode

Look at most Nlders talking as if they're not aware that some ladies pataz stink of stench. When some ladies pull down their pataz then your room odour will change and be unaccessible for some days cos not even baygon can reduce the odours least of all air freshner.  Odour is peculiar to both sex, try kissing a lady that looks so fine and clean then you know that some ladies are Eledes.

@Poster,
Is it the nature of your job to start smelling men for body odours? What exactly do u do?

tkb417:
den never ban this one

this one dey crase

I tire ooooo

Some guys are just too messed up

ode _hisses

so u're involved in pikin abuse?

eh ya, so sad

@Poster
And what is wrong in being honest with her? Is rela. all about taking out, sex and good times only? Maybe u should try stealing to please her

@Poster,
it's becos of guys like you that ladies go about misbehaving.
Now, your gf's told you about three times now that she needs some time off and u're begging her when it's so obvious she's fallen for some other guy? That's really gross men, grow up and call her bluff. I used to have a gf whom i loved very much but was always using the time-off word, i love her yes but i gave her a final warning that if she ever used the word again, that wud be d end of d rela. Now, i know it's very hurtful but even if she changes her mind now, do u want to continue leaving in fear knowing that she might someday tells u she needed that break?
Also, i think she doesn't respect you 4 her to flout her fantasies for another guy to ur face. Men she dey take u play and if i were you, i wud loose her immediately.

I've fallen for an ugly one before but the waist ehn na apology. To me, d waist's d most important feature i desire.

Honestly, it depends on the guy, some guys wants an experienced lady sexually 4 a rela. while some wants to be the 1st and d only like me

btw us, i would kill to be the one to disvirgin d lady i'll marry _{my gf must never know about this oh}

@ Poster,
You said he's a coper rite? Do you expect him to steal to call you? Do you know his family financial background whether or not he's the bread winner of d family? And do u really know the strains and stress involved in night calling? Abeg be satisfied with d nite calls or tell him off instead of coming here whining.
Ladies can be so difficult, i spend atleast #800 on mtn (family & friends) to call my girl daily and when i told her we should try 2 reduce it as it's killing me she told me i was seeing someone else. Anyways, i told her her problem's insecurity.
If he calls 2 much, problem when he doesn't wahala. So which way Ladies?

lost my dad 2nd December last year, it's really been difficult not having him around. I miss him so much cos we're so close. I still shed tears daily for i can't quantify the loss.
Miss you so much daddy.

What stupid songs is she trying to release? These our Nollywood people will not kill us, Ramsey Nouah, Segun Arinze did that rubbish video, genevive own na insult to d extent that they bought their albums themselves nai Mercy Johnson say she won do na abi? Anyone who knows her had better advice her to stick to prostitution since home video no dey sell again