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How does one pronounce the gov's name sef?
'Tfw' or "ftw".. my tongue hurts!

Celestialsword:
To get a loan from the bank you need to prove that you don’t need a loan
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The more you seek approval from others, the less you will get it.

You can only be brave when you are afraid.

We aren’t wired to be happy and fulfilled, but to be miserable and safe.

Wisdom is realizing that you know so little.

A king and a slave have the same duties i.e. to serve others.

Whatever you think is stopping you from living the life you want is not stopping you, but only you.

To receive more you must give more.

People who can’t trust, can’t be trusted.

The more you fail, the more likely you are to succeed.

Working hard doesn't make you successful. Bringing value to the marketplace does.
That's why a IndecentStar with a billion views on PornHub makes more money than a hooker in Las Vegas. Find a way to automate what you do.

The more you try to stay afloat the more you sink.

The more afraid you are of death, the less you’ll be able to enjoy life.

The more you learn, the more you realize how little you know.

We love romance, but we don’t love being romantic.

Giving more to receive more is what I find most challenging today!

Sacrifice? .. real sacrifice??
Mehn, it's marrying her o!
.. only short of putting my neck in the guillotine!!

I believe that the governors (past and present) are also complicit in the current situation.
Last i checked, their vocabularies bore no signs of 'selfless service'.
However, let the "blame game" continue.

The Americans don't know what they're getting themselves into, with Trump.

Honesty, remains the best policy!

Soo photoshopped !

That's the power of branding. It's to appeal to prospective (.. and unsuspecting) customers.
.. have you noticed their adverts too?

1 million Naira per annum, monthly, weekly, daily or per hour?
I think our labour leaders ought to be realistic about their demands.

No one takes the Russians seriously again in the committee of civil nations.
The irony of things is to think of who portrays more of the 'ape-like' behaviour and mentality amongst these two?

Plenty 'turenchi'!
.. when will the price of PMS start coming down?

opamoses1:
And Putin acts like Adolf Hitler. Trying to annex other countries over 70 years after WW2.

2 years after start of Ukraine war, he still can't take Kyiv. Mtchew.

Hopefully, mother nature or "Father Lord" will retire him for good, for peace.

Nice Post.
However September 24th isn't Capricorn. Please check your facts. Thanks.

Get Dale Carnegie's "how to win friends and influence people". It's an interesting book.

These are bone chilling tales that dwarf the other problems in our land. They're literally "Life & Death" stories, similar to the imagination of war situation and worse still, no one is immune.
.. for those who may've been traumatised by these, insecurity will forever be greatest evil facing the country!

Suicideboy:
Just find rope


Stop suffering yourself



Problem solved

This is the most irresponsible and insensitive comment (.. and by far) I've read online this year.
I get the feeling that you're just as frustrated, if not worse than the poster.
If you can't offer him any hope, why don't you just keep quiet and read on.
.. @ poster, pls ignore this comment and rather focus on the ones that offer you hope, however little it may be.
It shall be well with you.

PSG.. Paris So Gone!

That's a "Super" story!

Two wrongs will never make things right. All we have are only loosers.

Kurugu92:
Find aina and taiwo

.. they're in Ivory Coast at the moment.

The guy is better off in Europe or Saudi ojare!

So this lady has directly or indirectly been responsible for the deaths of many Nigerians Kidnapped. It reminds me of a popular slogan on mainstream media back in the day.. "arm robber no be spirit o"!
However, it almost brings me to tears to think of the level of our inhumanity to one another, whatever the causes may've been.

That's mature!
.. it takes decency to acknowledge your adversary's success even when it comes at one's expense.
Will done, SA!! 👍🏿

Nicepoker:
Palm tree larva. It will later metamorphosed into one black beetle with a horn

The Rhinoceros beetle! 🪲

Wow!
.. Brasso!!
Mum had it. Used it to polish brass ornaments
Good memories @Jewessgratirud3. 👍🏿

nwekeugochukwu:
What if the women's bodies arouse him

.. he'll 'ride' on.

VeryWickedMan:
Kidnap yourself and set a high ransom.
Her negotiation with the kidnappers will reveal her networth.

.. correction, her negotiation will rather reveal your 'real' networth.
Don't be surprised if she says that she doesn't negotiate with kidnappers!

Lucky guy.. thankfully he wasn't the lion's next meal.

Thank God for the divine grace of surviving that deadly accident.
The story could've been different.

Nostradamu:
It will be me.

.. so shall it be.

Senior government officials and graft, like they say.. 5 & 6!

You train men to kill, arm them with assault rifles and then pay them peanuts.. a recipe for disaster!
Now I understand better how and why insurgency, banditry and kidnapping may not go away anytime soon.