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dayokanu Alabi

Yes oooo

Go and wait for me aat Mama Nkechis beer parlour.
Drink yourself to stupor tell her say I dey come soon

ladi02:
Haha, DK nice one, we are from the same place

For real? My grandma was from the late Premier Akintola's compound

jay bee:
DK is from oyo state
what part?

Ogbomoso North what of you

Abeg o.

Confirm the story o before I go collect beer on credit to celebrate

Abeg dont leave me with my problem

Help me chase out Alao Akala

Ope oooooooooooooooooooooo


Boot PDP out of the South West noooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

PDP is being shamed out of the South West.

Abeg who go helep me chase out my townsman Alao Akala

My bro called me from Ife and said Aregbesola is being rumoured to win

Come closer.

I didnt ask for her name

Me

Can you help me lay hands on my Honda Allah and change it to a Range Rover?

She no know?

Abeg run far before HIV catch you sef in an unknown way.

I cant touch someone with HIV even if dem use dunlop tyres wrap my pen1s

ifyalways:
Salam Alakuim everybody and barka d Jumai.

Amin alaykum asalaam waramatul lahi wabarakatum.

Ok heres the news.
You rem' u had a rival then?The "N-" guy Intel has it that he stepped-up his game and got our Toyo Preggie
Ouch,i know the tears are spilling already,Kpele jare.lol

Liar liar.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=469649.msg6301011#msg6301011

On a serious note,Toyo shld be doing her residency programme now.

Residency? Has she completed Medical school? I thought she was just starting?

BTW why cant she be resident in my house?

I knew a guy that fell under the anointing and hit his head on the chair, immediately the anointing cleared from his eyes and he got up immediately rubbing his head

Then run away.

If you continue using condom and one day the thing burst? Wetin you wan do?

Run for your life.

Did she tell you how she got HIV?

Have you tested yourself is the first question.

He can still finger or lick another woman,

The best way to stop cheating is to get babes for him.

Cheating is when he does it behind your back, when he does it with your knowledge, then that cant be cheating.

Think about how many more girls are waiting for their turn

Tall girls all the way.

Nothing below 5ft 9 since I am 6ft 5.

I dont want a bride that would look like child abuse beside me, or a bride I would have to caary on my back, Its not a mice thing to kneel down to kiss the bride jooorrr

Is iice here?

plappville:
In those days, a Man. Will tell his Wife get your bag and live My house, or even use his hands to throw her bags outside
What a slave way of treating a Woman,,,, now its thé Wife that send their husband out why they remain in thé home with thé kids. I hâte when some men say My house! Instead of our house.

Depends on who built the house.

Bros, I bow for you o.

Which kain question be this? Your wife is HIV+ where did she get it from?

Are you sure you havent been infected self within those 2yrs you didnt know.

25yrs, He is 50 and you 25? WHat was he doing with his youthful yrs?

Personally you have pointed out some questionable things about her that would make me be wary of marrying such a person.

But she has these problems:

1. She's a spendthrift and she's contributing little or nothing financially

This is a NO NO. A woman who is spendthrift and contributes nothing? Run farrrr. If the source of her spending which is you I presume dries up or has a little problem, How would she keep up with her lifestyle.

I know some women like that and its an incurable disease. Not marriageable for me.

Be a spendthrift as long as you are spending your own money.

She contributes NOTHING is dangerous, Isnt she a leech?

Its easy for any woman to love you passionately and sacrifice everything for you when
1) You have built your own house at a young age

2) You pay for her expensive lifestyle.

2. She isnt a learner and its hard to teach her new things.

Another NO-NO. If she isnt willing to learn at 20-30, WOuld she now learn at 40? Everyone should be willing to learn and Marriage they say is a place for learning and compromise. If she isn't willing to make necesary changes and learning then RUNNNN

3. She's getting a little fat, and she's defending it as been great (though I hated it).

This is also tricky, If she is getting fat before childbirth then when you marry you might need to watch it.

Most women gain weight after marriage and childbirth, You, just like me don't like Fat people, After 5yrs and she don chop up wella, WOuld you still find her attractive or you would go for your Lepa specs outside. Which is cheating.

4. She hasnt learn much from how I do things and I just do my best to make sure I dont see all these little faults. But, well they are still there

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Another mistake, You are trying to overlook some faults that bother you. When in marriage these faults would blow up.

Bros, Sit her down and talk to her, especially about the first 3 points, and watch if she makes amends, If not abeg o, You no wan use petrol fry Plantain or use generator as pendant

^^ Like what chores would you never do?

uplawal:
see mumu,dnt you know youre already impure with your religion and state of mind

Na me establish my own religion It cant be impure. Lailai Tufiakwa,

ifyalways:
@Dayo,you are throwing off the scent!
For theumpteenth time,Toyo is not hiding here.  

produce Toyosi now now else I scatter this place