₦airaland Forum

ifyalways:
@Dayo,Toyosi is not here oh.I know u are sniffing around for her.

Do you know where she is? Does she have another monicker?

Imagine trophyless fans worried more about the BL double winner and CL finalist more that their own doomed club that has remained trophyless for half a decade

Hmm Hauwa

Thomas Schaff is like the Arsene Wenger of BL.

He is the longest serving coach in the BL He has spent all his football life with Werder bremen,

He is stupid enough to believe that he can win everything by attacking only

Ivynwa:
I no fit die laughing Una no go kill me for Nairaland. I mean who can make me laugh heartly like this if not Nairalanders. I am loving you all.

We love you too especially me

^^ Cos you are smoking hawt

^^ SMH.

From secondary schol you dondey get crush.

Ashewo omo kekere

Who wan flirt? I wan marry. Before I leave this thread sef Jarus fit join us together.

Oya find me woman o, before i snatch person wife

^^^ Mchhewww

Every man is required to have money Shikena. Make Ikechukwu broke tomorrow and see how the girl wey dey shout about 6 packs go run away.

If na by 6 packs make he go check out all those aboki wey dey offload cement from trailer or carpenters that work in Sawmills. See as dem 6 packs tight why she no follow those ones

How would UEFA be daft to rank a trophyless club above bayern in 2010.

Apart from converting Oxygen to carbondioxide what exactly is your senile coach useful for?

Ibime,

You better start retracing your steps to Ajax and Dolphins of PH, Cos e be like say market don almost close for Chelsea FC o

If we no get money to buy 6 packs can we use Calabash to drink Palmwine then?

See that Ikechuckwu head as e be like bicycle seat

Kini big deal?

Make I no lie, na woman i find come here.

Any single lady in the house.

And what would it take for Assanal to win a spoon?

johnterry1:
rafa beintez :this guy has shown that he is not that good.how can the champions of europe be doing so badly.he needs to go.what mourinho can do,rafa benitez cant do.

Refer to medjais post. How do you get players who have won it all motivated?

ancellotti:i always known that this guy isnt dat good.in 5 yrs,he could win the scudetto for acmilan.last yr,he won the epl with mourinho boys and is finding it hard to win matches these days.abrahomovich is a very impatient man.

Bros I bow for you o. Someone won 2 CL ttles, Lost 1 final and you are complaining that he didnt win Scudetto.

Person give you 1 million you dey complain say he didnt give you 1,000

Idowuogbo:
heheheget your instruments your duty is 2 locate forget d storm , u have to conquer now pursue dat future lollll

Abeg who get cutlass, mower, or Caterpillar to uproot all these stomps and clear this Igbo kijikiji (Thick forest)

Afraid dey catch me sef, Anaconda fit dey inside this Igbo Irunmole

blackcypha:
WTF?
WHAT DOES ALL THAT MEAN?
HAS THESE REPORTS BEEN CONFIRMED?so wat don

I thought I read in the OP that the schools he claimed were called and some denied that they awarded him such degree.

Why is it not good.

Give good reasons pls

When would your club win a trophy?

The last time GAYYners won a trophy, you had hair on your head now you are bald and wrinkle and no trophy

ikamefa:
gbam! enjoy

^^ Abeg what part of your body is that one?

Looks like an albino snake wrapped round a tree

yousouph:
Happy 21st BIRTHDAY to Chris Smalling

Na where you go chop awoof birthday rice make you dey find about.

Dont go and face your useless team that has lost 3 of their last 5 games in league and CL

We had town criers

Idowuogbo:
I want u to locate it ursef without me moving , lets c if u good wiv puzzles

Wetin be this This na jungle or na forest? This one pass bush o, I need a flashlight and GPS to locate my way around here

Na you? No wonder.

Abeg make you show us your 6 packs (_{of guinness)} and well built chest

squad1:
***gets into d shower, drags dk out and start washing idowu head***

You read news last week, Wey one guy die for shower? Abeg take dressing.

Idowuogbo:
no u have to get down dia to wash dat tip of dat head first , your something look gross ewwwwwh

The Lollypop is all yours, DO it as you wish. I can wash the head if you raise your legs up

Simple. Put your luggage down and stand on it.

Idowuogbo:
@DK
no u cant do it like dat ,u have to wash my head first

Wash your head? No wahala bend down so i can wash your head and you wrap your lips around my Something.

Idowuogbo:
@yorissb
u no well , no b u i come greet

Idowu oya bend down make I wash your back

CC,

Just join the witches association and save millions of naira of flight ticket.

Stand by the wall Raise one leg up and name your destination.

Fastest means of travel Hands down

Same reason why East Africans dominate long distance

Yes if she go bend and hoold the sink