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Who has seen eldee recently? He was last seen receiving lashes from Wolfgang
Kaiser would like to inform the organisers of this FPL that henceforth. If I am paired with minnows I would decline to play. At the last count Wolf has 3 molestation and battery charges hanging on his neck as a result of pairing me with fantasy liliputians

Abeg I no fit shout

Eldee,

How market?

nateevs:
Can't beleive Joey used to play for Chelsea. How rubbish has he been?

To believe a Chelsea fan on NL compared him to Schweinsteiger less than a yr ago

Berbadua

Evra is no better than Taiye Taiwo I swear

Whats good about England?

The players are terrible, the coaches are horrible the refs are disasters

Torrrrrr

2-2

How did Joe Cole become a football player?

^^ Shebi I tell you.

Of those 3 options e be like say na only Madrid win

Make I never begin yarn

dipo2much:
dayo,where u dey on wednesday night? Bayern munshit  don lose this season o,remember. arsenal never loose.

Arsenal is very much on course,we lost at sunderland last term

3 games 3 draws is worse that 3 games 1 win, 1 draw 1 loss

The delusion continues. Dont you know draws are actually worse atimes?

If Man citeh last season, of their numerous draws have won half and lost half they would be top 2.

Same with liverpool 2 seasons ago.

Manure lost more games than Assanal but won the league some years back

Moonstone:
I meant I've been MIA from everyone including A40. This is not a virility statement now, lol

I'll gist you in private.

You just tied 0-0 with a club that should be sweeping your stadium! Man Utd can NOT be history anytime soon. We will keep making it but we won't become it.

Oya private is it in the room or in the bathroom?

jalether:
you no dey shame

ogini?

Shame for wetin? My neighbours dey sell market make I no ask am again?

Meanwhile

YAYA KAS--- (_{cough cough})

BAWO LO-- (_{My bad})

HOW MAR---(_{Why I dey stammer sef} )

QUE MARCE---(_{Language dey hard me today})

Abeg someone helep me comflete am o in case you know wetin i wan ask

chic2pimp:
Him don catch HERPES!!!!

Rooney, pu-NAnI and C ororo are bad influences

Moonstone:
An entire good egbon like you cannot fight me. It is impossible. Our relationship is deeper than that o! You know. If I come to the south, I'll make sure I hunt you down and beg you with at least *our deal * Na because A-40 sef no complain on NL. Life is not that easy anymore.

As for EPL, I did not mention Man Utd now o! You're already abusing us. . . . I said come to EPL. Bayern will soon become a name of the past o!

I trust you to perform based on our last deal cos I am banking on you.

A40? wetin he do? Is he not as virile as before again? he don dey drink too much Gulder be dat.

Kilode why life no easy again? Gist me abeg.

Come to EPL to do wetin? Bayern become a thing of the past? I laff in Jessica. When manure cant beat ordinary Rangers at home.

Soon we would be telling the story of manure like we do now of Dinosaurs like Brontonsaurus, Tyranosaurus Rex etc.

BinghiNya:
dayokanu your bayern team at this rate will be fighting relegation. if you can't beat a poor koln who una go beat. How is market? . ya kasua

Our European market is lovely, Our domestic market not too good, But since we are not like Alaba and Aba market traders(Manure) who are local champions we trade in the continent and we are doing well

But for Manure home no good, Europe terrible. Abeg shey una no go employ Telemarketers at dis rate?

Meanwhile

YAYA KAS--- (_{cough cough})

BAWO LO-- (_{My bad})

HOW MAR---(_{Why I dey stammer sef} )

QUE MARCE---(_{Language dey hard me today})

Abeg someone helep me comflete am o in case you know wetin i wan ask

Moonstone:
This is very depressing, DK.

Come to EPL, even if you support Blackburn Rovers, I'm sure you'll have more camaraderies.

EPL to do what? support who? A Manure team that cant beat ordinary Rangers at Old Toilet.

Moonstone, i dey fight you oh, Ever since you got to A40's region you just boned us. No be so we dey do for Houston-NewOrleans axis o

jalether:
Egbon, eku le nibe yio. bawo lo ja

Buoda Mafilomi ndasi, ewo lo kan yin nibe. Solo Makinde

tkb417:
Bayern dey crase oh!
Who are they gonna win if they can't beat Koln?

Meanwhile Mainz and Hoffe are still shooting people down.

I can bet Mochengladbach will go on relegation with errrrm maybe Bayern lol

I tire for van Gaal o. To think of it that we have not beaten Koln in a long time is depressing

Dour 0-0 game,

Van Gaal needs to come up with a better tactic

@Idowu,
Oya wa gbe nkan si mi lenu. Wa gbe osan simi lenu

And most calls on GAYYners thread are about the rants of trophyless and deluded fans.

We spent almost 3 pages on the GAYYner thread comparing Vela to Messi, Imagine that

googles:
gbo gbo awon okunrin yen lo n sa fun mi

nitori mi oni bum bum bi ti woman yen

Bawo ni won o se ni ma sa fun e?

Iwo na wo foto sigidi ti o gbe si ori profile e.

Instead ki o fi eru to di saya han won ki won ri mo wipe Olorun ko pe meji.

Omu sikisiki ti o gbe saya. Ounje omo, Walahi o ye ki Cowbell sign life contract pelu e ni

Eyi wa leni ko si nkankan, Ajanaku koja mo ri nkan firi, Ti a ba ri oyan ka so wipe a ri Oyan gidi,

Se iwo fe ma fi ogo Olorun pamo ni?

Emi kan n so ti ara e fun ni.

Ara ki se okuta. Ki ohun na je gba okunrin kan mu ki o ye ma lo candle ati omo orogun lati service ara e.

Idowu , So bawo ni oro Ikebe ti a so yen?

Suababa eyi tun buwaya, Ewo ibadi idowu bi o tin se "come and do" eleyi tun peleke.

Iwo na oje join won.

Ti o ba need eni to le service e daada Mo le ba e wa okunrin kan tabi meji.

Idowu ti occupy emi pelu ikebe re lale oni

Ti o ba n gbo gbe gbe gbe O je bawon gbe ki won ma ba gbe si ehinkule e.

debosky:
I know a few hot Fraulines who will keep you company - just book your tickets.

How you dey take know all these bad bad things sef dey amaze me. Aint you supposed to be in line to take over from Rev King?

Ko si oun to le dabi ikebe idowu lori iroko mi.

Ki a ma fi iroko gbo ikebe.

Ohun lo le mu gbon otutu mi danu. Oya ma je kin duro pe

I havent dated a German, I took part in Oktoberfest in Chicago at a German pub in Downtown Chicago but I am looking forward to the Oktoberfest

I have never been to the Oktoberfest in Bavaria before

idowuogbo !!! oga fun iwo ati batty bum bum e yi o

Idowuogbo:
hmm oga osen yin gis gis , ema jeki o sapa yin lori
nitori pe, ole ya yin were

Inu mi a dun ti o ba je pe ori ikebe re ni mo gba de orun.

O sa beta ju iku moto lo. Ko si wahala, Oya wa sa pami lori. Aiye po.

Idowu,

Fi oro sile. Je ki a sere. Je ki a ya ata. lale oni.

Ibadi e o n da mi lorun, Se ni on pa mi bi oti.

Kabiyesi fun omoge oloju espero, Olomu Altima, Omo onibadi S-class. Ibo leyin wa nigba ti baba n wa aya.

Idowu onibadi Landcruiser, Ogbo onibadi 4-runner

Bo si ita

If you didnt hear Bayern pummeled Roma last Wednesday and this weekend na FC Cologne wan chop am