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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 9:06pm On Sep 21, 2010

mystikal:
Good game Bayern. Buyten try.

This is the nth time Bayern will nick it at the dead.

I told you Bayern is different from your useless team. Watch as Bayern take it to them this season

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 8:54pm On Sep 21, 2010

I told you.
Wait for 90mins before una begin dey jump.

tkb417:

Hoffe 3 Bayern 1

Hoffe definitely must be in ma parlay when next they play at home

wtf

Isnt this drunkenness on display?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 8:34pm On Sep 21, 2010

1-1 Game on

Meanwhile Mainz scored

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 7:18pm On Sep 21, 2010

The game is played for 90mins.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by dayokanu(m): 6:56pm On Sep 21, 2010

Liverpool defender Daniel Agger has spoken out against the tactics of boss Roy Hodgson, claiming that the club's new long-ball style is not the way that he wants to play the game

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=825294&sec=england&cc=5901

Thats what you get with English coaches

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 6:33pm On Sep 21, 2010

Its a simple question, May your life be like that of Arsenal.

May your achievements be like that of Arsenal

Can I hear an AMEN to that?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd vs Liverpool On 19th Sept: 3 - 2! by dayokanu(m): 6:31pm On Sep 21, 2010

BinghiNya:
At this rate bayern is going they won't be able to be dag and red.

As long as they are able to molest Manure year in year out No wahala

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd vs Liverpool On 19th Sept: 3 - 2! by dayokanu(m): 6:27pm On Sep 21, 2010

Does Everton ever play in Europe and what have they achieved in Europe ever since, The last i remembered was them getting mauled by some Turkish club in the UEFA cup of 2006

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 6:09pm On Sep 21, 2010

Mystikal,

May your life be like that of Arsenal. Can I hear an Amen?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 6:03pm On Sep 21, 2010

olodo:
@ dayo d worst thing a man can do to himself is to deny his source of JOY" its clear u love arsenal to a fault. Pls ask your questn and we are so sure u already knw d answers. U hav done so much resarch on arsenal than most arsenal fans. May i ask at this point why dont u want To be a loyal arsenal fan. Better days are here.

Failure and Dayokanu dont mix. Arsenal represents consistent failure and If someone should say, May your life be like that of Arsenal, I want to know what your response would be.

Family › Re: My Husband Is Gay! by dayokanu(m): 5:56pm On Sep 21, 2010

gbam!!!

Poster, you and your son should have sent him out. You would have been rewarded the house in court, anywaz.

Best friend
friend
colleague
business partner
butler
etc. chei!!

So thats the scheming of women nowadays.

Thanks for letting me know, We would only live in a rented apartment and house would be built in Nigeria where the law doesnt award houses to women.

No wonder with Naija women, the moment you marry them, they want you to go and buy a house so they can have something to claim from the court.

Scheming people

Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by dayokanu(m): 5:42pm On Sep 21, 2010

I think we should make another thread for ordeals of first born especially male first born.

At some time, I was so convinced they were not my parents, And I even formed pictures and scenarios in my head of how "my real parents gave me up for adoption"

I was wondering how my real parents can be this tough/wicked on me

Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by dayokanu(m): 5:36pm On Sep 21, 2010

Ujujoan:
Dad: Who is that?

Me: My friend . . .

Dad: What? In my house? what do you know the word 'friend' means?

Me: *looking totally confused*

Dad: I asked you a question . . . what do you know about friendship?

Me: But dad, she's my friend in school . .

Dad: And so what? Your friendship should end is school oh, I don't want her in my house, do you hear me (shouting), I dont want her in my house! Infact tell her your daddy said he doesn't want her to be your friend! Do you hear me? When you grow up, you can start making friends . . Infact, tell her to go homw now!

Me: But dad I'm 15, can't I . . (Dem no born me well to make this kain statement, But peradventure The goblins in our village are following me and I say something like this? Read following sequence below)

(At this point Mine would go like this)

Dad: Ok, I didnt realise you are 15, Ok Go and stool down in my room. And get my the cane. Since you are 15, that mean you can start beating me in my house now abi?

After serious flogging If they ask me for my age I would say 5yrs

Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by dayokanu(m): 5:26pm On Sep 21, 2010

spikedcylinder:
LWKMD!!!!
What was the chicken supposed to do? Peck her ears off?

My sister would scream at anything, even cockroach, if she sees a roach in the room she wont sleep there.

She cant even touch a chicken unless its frozen. When we kill chicken she can remove the feathers or cut into pieces until its in the fridge

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd vs Liverpool On 19th Sept: 3 - 2! by dayokanu(m): 5:20pm On Sep 21, 2010

Rangers beat Koln?

How many games have Rangers won the in the CL since hey started participating?

If Rangers were to be in BL, they would be playing in the regional leagues,

Cologne would beat Everton black and blue thats guaranteed.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 5:17pm On Sep 21, 2010

GAYYners should I pre-ask the Question? Or wait till after the game?

Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by dayokanu(m): 5:15pm On Sep 21, 2010

Orilee9ice:
@ DK no wonder, abajoooooooooh!, i can understand u now, eyaaaaaaaaa! hence all your "ipata outbursts" on some threads on NL, ashee u went thro all this when u were going up , and i thot my dad was strict, but in my case , we soon tamed him!, WE WERE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF HIM,

I was the main focus cos 2 girls followed me and they were meek, My bro was 9yrs younger and was a baby while I was growing up.

I was the rebel in the house. and my dad was up to the task. That was the main reason I never chose UNILAG or UI cos I wont like my parents just strolling into my hostel room to embarrass me.

And my mom she no dey fear to enter anywhere

Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by dayokanu(m): 5:11pm On Sep 21, 2010

One thing is I would discipline my kids, But I dont think I can ever beat/flog.

Even my younger ones they cant remember the last time I beat anyone of them,

I remember in 1991 around the CENSUS time, My sister made me angry and I threw a live chicken at her.Trust her she cried till my dad came back home and I was beaten for it

Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by dayokanu(m): 5:05pm On Sep 21, 2010

bawomolo:
the topic of sex is forbidding in most nigerian homes.

You are not even allowed to call their names. You can only say Male organ or female organ Not even their biological names

Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by dayokanu(m): 5:04pm On Sep 21, 2010

jay bee:
@DK
That wasn't hard to figure out. It's always a competition with learned parents. One must outdo them or else one is tagged as simply not good enough.
I am sure you had be ripping the positives right about now.

Chei you went through a lot oh. LMAO to the backing the TV and reading whilst the match is still on.

It was harder for me because I was the first born and a boy. My dad concentrated on me. A lot of things i couldnt get away with My bro(the last born 9yrs younger got away with)

E.g I went home sometime and i saw my brother in high school using chain to school. I was like did my dad see this on your neck? he said He doesnt care.

You know the kind of pressure usually on first born and sons. Its like a mantra in Yoruba land that your first born must be the best and a model.

I know one woman whose first child was kind of useless, The woman would lament everyday, pray endlessly in church that "How can the first fruit of my womb turn out this way"

She made it sound like she would have cared that much if it was any other of her kids as long as it wasnt her first born.

Summarily, I grew up in a Garrison

Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by dayokanu(m): 4:45pm On Sep 21, 2010

jay bee:
^^
Your dad a teacher/lecturer?

My dad was once a lecturer before he started working at a bank.

mydreamz:
when me and my dad are argueing about something, though he is wrong, am suppose to keep quiet for him, cos elders are always right.
and if i push it too much, i get the whip,

kmt

Argue with my dad huh

Yeparipa, thats probably the end of your life.

Even when my dad is talking, Your hands must be beside you and you must never meet his gaze, Meaning you must always look down like you are taking orders from a Military man. and you must respond Yes dad or Yes sir!!!

Any deviation from these rules can land you a quick slap.

One day I ran away from school to watch Africa 95 Nigeria vs Mali. I wasnt expecting to meet my dad at home but I did, He came back from work early. He discovered that i ran home for the match and made me back the TV reading my books while the game was on. Any attempt to turn my neck to catch a glimpse na straight slap

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Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by dayokanu(m): 4:37pm On Sep 21, 2010

My mom, Her own job was that no friend was allowed.

If any guy came to visit, the first questions would be

Mom: Whats your name

Friend: Dele

Mom: Dele what or dont you have a surname?

Friend: Dele Ajayi

Mom: Which Ajayi?(Wanting to know the guys parent)

after those series of question.

Mom(to my friend): What was your position last term?

Instead of you guys to be discussing about your studies, you would be roaming the streets all over

Most of my friends usually avoid my house for that reason?

Girls? Forbidden!!!!. One time I was sick and my schoolmates came to visit me including my girlfriend. I dont know how my mom suspected she was my GF and after they left she started asking specific questions about the particular girl

Like: Why was she holding your hands and sitting close to you? Whats her name? Trust me i gave her a fake name cos she might know the girls parent.

Another day she searched my schoolbag and found a love letter a girl wrote to me and I faced a tribunal that day.

Up till now, I never tell her anything about my relationships, Even when she asks me, I just give her one worded answers that mean nothing

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Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by dayokanu(m): 4:24pm On Sep 21, 2010

After primary School, I got the best result in our Local Govt. My dad didnt even mention anything.

After JS3 I got 9A's and 3 C's I was scared to show my dad the result, He saw it he didnt say any word of commendation and just flung the result back to me.

When I got the WAEC result, I had the best result in my school, His friends came over to celebrate and wash it with lots of Brandy. See my dad just boning like "it would get into his head" while all his friends were taking turns to give me a handshake and they even invited me to come sit with them (Which is one of the greatest achievement a teenager can have-Sitting with elders)

Another thing was that my dad taught me how to lie perfectly and be very mischievious. No mistake ever goes unpunished, So you have to lie your way through and My dad was a Mini CIA. So your lies must be water tight else Na flogging get you that day. Most cases I would rehearse all my lies well and think of all possible scenarios yet my dad would still burst my bubble and thats multiple caning, Koboko and even cable.

Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by dayokanu(m): 4:18pm On Sep 21, 2010

Parents being older have more experiences and most times have a reason for doing what they did.

Regarding food from neighbours, I bet if you have heard stories about families being killed or kids bewitched after eating such meals you would have a similar opinion with your kids.

What my dad did That I thought was wrong? He never praised me for anything, He is one of these parents who are so traditional that a word of praise or any emotions are not allowed.

His Mantra was always "Go and read your books" Whenever I hear my dads car , I would either pick the ball and run away to my books, or switch off the TV and put the Maths textbook on my laps.

My dads principle was work work work, read read read and play once a month

Politics › Re: Ojukwu, IBB To Meet, Ojukwu- Ibb Needs 16 Yrs Of Rule ! by dayokanu(m): 2:42pm On Sep 21, 2010

LadyT,

Easy o . Dont get upset

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd vs Liverpool On 19th Sept: 3 - 2! by dayokanu(m): 2:29pm On Sep 21, 2010

^^ Just 7 days ago, Ranger International of Enugu forced the great Manure to a goalless draw at Old Toilet.

Note that Rangers should be worse than Stoke City or Cologne

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 6:26am On Sep 21, 2010

Interesting.

A Bayern Munich fan and an Arsenal fan want a Scummie babe

Politics › Re: Salt Unto Injury: Northerner Uses Jonathan To Spite Biafran Cause by dayokanu(m): 5:39am On Sep 21, 2010

Vampire007:
Oh enough with all this Biafra talk. I am tired of it. Did it not happen like 100years ago. It all boils down to the fact that you Igbo people love money too much. It is very easy to divide you. The North has almost one voice. An Igbo person is all about where the money is. See how many people have supported ANPP in the past even though the parties visions are aligned mostly to the North. Until your eyes open and you start thinking with your brains the North will rule you and you will just leave the country for us.

Nobody forced you to click on a Biafra thread I suppose

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 1:52am On Sep 21, 2010

OK. Dr Kitaun Obahiagbon

On to the next one

Romance › Re: How Can I Scope A Lady The Very First Time I Meet Her On The Way: by dayokanu(m): 1:39am On Sep 21, 2010

You can either use a microSCOPE or a teleSCOPE depending on the area you are

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 1:29am On Sep 21, 2010

^^ I didnt know I was getting older till you told me just now

Politics › Re: Ojukwu, IBB To Meet, Ojukwu- Ibb Needs 16 Yrs Of Rule ! by dayokanu(m): 10:54pm On Sep 20, 2010

metalGo0g:
Yoruba cowards will keep on ranting, ranting, ranting, ranting, ranting, ranting, ranting, ranting, ranting, ranting, ranting like rabies infested dogs whenever respected personalities, like Ojukwu, do not support their selfish cause!!!

But one thing is certain, there is a glaring difference between a principled man like Ojukwu, and the treacherous Awolowo who died like a rat by committing suicide.

Principle of cowardice by running away from the war front and leaving the followers to die?

Principles like coming back and joining the same Hausa elites he fought against in NPN.

Principles like getting back his own military entitlements and properties back and leaving soldiers who fought for his cause to wallow and die in poverty.

Principles that includes supporting IBB a man who fought and killed Biafrans and Now going to Nssuka, Enugu and owerri to tell people to vote for a man who killed their grandafathers, fathers, uncles and aunties.

Which one is Yoruba selfish cause here? Is it asking Ojukwu to fight for neglected Biafran soldiers who were punished for following his command? Wetin concern Yoruba interest there?

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