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Politics › Re: Jurors In Tears As They Clear Nigerian Student Of despoil by dayokanu(m): 9:06pm On May 27, 2010
Bottom line just be careful.  .and avoid these white women cause they seem to have the most issues
Just look at Kobe. . In short stick to naija girls
i no fit shout
Dont be mistakened. Naija girls are equally as bad.

I don see a NAIJA woman that was shouting and clapping in the face of her husband. Next thing she said I would even call 911 for you and she went to the phone, dialled 911 and started sobbing that her husband is beating her, she started roughening her hair.

The grouse was that she suspected her husband was cheating but because there is no law against cheating she claimed domestic violence.

The husband ran away before the cops came but she gave them his SSn, DOb type of car and even plate number.

Even if you wan prove the case, you have to spend like 12 months of your life in jail!!!

Infact one Naija dude warned me never to smile at a Naija girl in Dallas because thats the way they roll if you should break up with them.
Politics › Re: Jurors In Tears As They Clear Nigerian Student Of despoil by dayokanu(m): 9:00pm On May 27, 2010
The state, before bringing the case to the court must go beyond the singular testimony of a potentially vengeful woman. No despoil case should go to trial solely on the basis of "sob sob he despoiled me sob sob".
In a rape case, Do you think they listen to the guys story? This dude was just lucky, lots of guys are rotting in jail for similar issues.

I think bk/babes idea makes sense. install a camera
Politics › Re: Jurors In Tears As They Clear Nigerian Student Of despoil by dayokanu(m): 7:50pm On May 27, 2010
This is a sad case. But how can a man escape all this?

If you break up with your gf, She might call the police that you raped her 6 months ago.

I tire jor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 6:22pm On May 27, 2010
when will you two stop this open show of love?

must it be on ALL threads .you meet on
I only show love yo Mukina2. Edoyad is Jalethers babe

Muki , dayo told us your grand mum called back home to perform that rite, is it true ?
Which rite?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 6:19pm On May 27, 2010
2093 you wont even be alive. But that your gorimapa skull would be in museum to show the generations then how trophylessness used to look like
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 5:59pm On May 27, 2010
I see that you are losing hair on your head,

Are you also shedding braincells in your head?

Arsenal win any trophy is impossible
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 5:51pm On May 27, 2010
If dayo posts on this thread again the next UCl semifinal bayern will see again will be in 2093. Jesus would have even returned sef by then so it means they'll never see another semifinal
And by 2093 you would still be trophyless. If Jesus don come by then that means the last trophy GAYYners would win has already been won.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 5:48pm On May 27, 2010
Gorimapa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 5:32pm On May 27, 2010
I am not the cause of your 5 trophyless season, Face WenGAY and WANKott.

How does it feel to be trophyless?

It seems your baldness is directly proportional to Arsenals failure.

The balder you go, the more trophyless your team is. When you had hair on your head in 2004, you won best solution, Go and buy a wig
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 4:55pm On May 27, 2010
Season ends 9th May - Chamakh signs on 21st May a period of 12 days.
Did you see the statement below

* Chamakh comes in on a free. He adds firepower to 'new signings' Eduardo, RVP and Vela (all back from injury of course).
Neanderthal level intelligence concludes that this period (12 days) is equivalent to a month?

This Dayo person calling others names smacks of pot calling kettle black or worse.
Strike 1. Since you are new I wont reply just yet but next shot wont be free

What team does he support?
A team that hasnt been trophyless for 5 seasons
Sports › Re: World Cup South Africa 2010! by dayokanu(m): 4:12pm On May 27, 2010
Do we have any Ghanaian on this board to join the Germany group?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 4:10pm On May 27, 2010
Was just looking at RVps goals for Holland and thought to meself, "what if Mario was half as good as R and may be scored those goals last saturday ?".
Try and make sense even if its once a month
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mourinho Is Unfair To The Current Real Madrid Coach. by dayokanu(m): 3:17pm On May 27, 2010
Mourinho has been man-managing for almost 10 years. . . .
Can you name me one player Jose picked in his teens, polished, nurtured and turned into a world class player?
I cannot think of ANY.
The nosediving career of Davide Santon also butresses your point
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 3:13pm On May 27, 2010
* After yet another trophyless season, Arsene Wenger tells Arsenal fans that he has spotted the problems in the side and will regulate them in the transfer market.

* One month after making these comments, and with no one still signed, the apologists begin by claiming that 'Arsene needs to wait for the World Cup to finish' before signing anyone.

* Apologists then come to the realisation that the 15 year olds Wenger intends on signing aren't at the World Cup, since Burundi, Burkina Faso and Zamunda aren't taking part.

* Chamakh comes in on a free. He adds firepower to 'new signings' Eduardo, RVP and Vela (all back from injury of course).
In those predictions, the above have already come to pass

* A week later, Wenger bemoans the inflated nature of the transfer market.

* One day after this, Wenger sells Cesc to Barca for 65 million GBP
These are in the making so I got it all right
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 11:42pm On May 26, 2010
Warning: Its long

Arsenal's Summer Foreseen

* After yet another trophyless season, Arsene Wenger tells Arsenal fans that he has spotted the problems in the side and will regulate them in the transfer market.

* One month after making these comments, and with no one still signed, the apologists begin by claiming that 'Arsene needs to wait for the World Cup to finish' before signing anyone.

* Apologists then come to the realisation that the 15 year olds Wenger intends on signing aren't at the World Cup, since Burundi, Burkina Faso and Zamunda aren't taking part.

* Chamakh comes in on a free. He adds firepower to 'new signings' Eduardo, RVP and Vela (all back from injury of course).

* The World Cup finishes and still no sign of a top defender, top midfielder or top striker. Wenger apologists then claim that Arsene is 'waiting for Godot'.

* A week later, Wenger bemoans the inflated nature of the transfer market.

* One day after this, Wenger sells Cesc to Barca for 65 million GBP

* Almunia gets a job waitering at the Ivy and Fabianski is hailed as the new Lev Yashin.

* With 2 weeks to go until the start of the season, and still no sign of further additions, Wenger picks up a turd from Hampstead heath and puts it in the squad.

* One day after watching the turd in training, Wenger insists that 'he cannot find anything better than what he currently has'.

* Arsene's cult agree. Some random 'diehard' claims that anyone criticising Wenger's decision to sign the turd should 'go and support Chelski or Citeh'. If Wenger has seen the turd in training then he Knows best.

* The season begins. Arsenal destroy Ebbsfleet 15-1 on the opening day, with the turd even getting in on the act.

* Cue riotous celebrations. 'Arsene Knows' and 'the turd has proved his critics wrong'.

* Turd is given a massive contract extension and bumper pay rise the following day.

* With one week to go until transfer window close, Wenger with the 60 million profit from the Fabregas sale has Still found no one. Arsenal are top of the league by alphabetical order mind, so why would he need anyone else?

* Transfer window slams shut. Only then does Wenger reveal he was 'very close' to signing Lio Messi, David Villa, Whitney Houston and Robert Mugabe.

* Arsenal surge to a great run and are top on new year's day!

* Wenger goes on to throw the FA Cup. Range of deluded apologists defend this disgraceful decision.

* In the following weeks, Arsenal play Man United. Despite 100% possession, Arsenal have no shots on goal and lose 5-0 at home to Man United's 3 shots ongoal (plus a Denilson + Fabianski og).

* Random Arsenal player gives a loudmouth interview claiming 'we will learn from this'.

* Two days later, Arsenal go to Stamford Bridge and only manage 80% possession. Didier scores a hat-trick inside 15 minutes.

* The Chelsea back-line and keeper decide to sunbathe for the rest of the match, safe in the knowledge that Arsenal will play one thousand pretty passes in front of the D, without anyone actually shooting.

* Wenger gives post-match interview, furious about Chelsea's 'anti-football' and disgusted that Ancelotti has invented a new on-field collective known as a 'defence'.

* Wenger is even more disgusted at the 6 foot plus fella on the nets preventing the ball going in. Arsene had always thought that bloke's job was to pick the ball out of the net once it had gone in?

* Robin Van Persie injures himself doing the moonwalk. Out for the season.

* Rosicky injures himself eating a Krispy Kreme, Out for '4-6 weeks'. Ends up being out for a decade.

* Arsenal fans claim that 'with a fit Rosicky and RVP' that the UK would definitely have won the Eurovision song contest.

* Now out of the league cup, FA Cup and title race, Arsene Wenger claims that these 3 competitions don't matter, and that only the CL does.

* After his kids have their undies pulled down my Man United in the CL yet again, AW claims he has discovered a new mathematical theory whereby third place is actually superior to first.

* Arsenal fans happily digest this and serenade Wenger, who is offered a contract for life.

Repeat to fade.

http://www.football365.com/mailbox/s, 927815,00.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 11:37pm On May 26, 2010
Dipo2much is a case of an experiment gone wrong.

How can so much insanity reside in one person? I beats my imagination
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 11:02pm On May 26, 2010
You post was deleted cos it lacks any form of intelligence. Only an imbecillic like you wouldnt know a simple error when he sees one. Your case is a sorry
Do you know that you, toba1909 and Folahan rank as the greatest morons this forum has ever produced. That should be a feather to your cap.

Its not unexpected given the fact that you support Arsenal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ballack Out Of World Cup by dayokanu(op): 11:00pm On May 26, 2010
Na una winch dey work so?

When all the regular players are copping injuries left right and center
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ballack Out Of World Cup by dayokanu(op): 10:51pm On May 26, 2010
Muller injured

Germany coach Joachim Loew has been dealt yet another injury scare in the build-up to next month's World Cup with young attacker Thomas Mueller having picked up an injury on Wednesday.

The Bayern Munich starlet fell off his bike during a mountain bike trip with the Nationalelf and sustained several wounds as a result of the crash, most notably wounds to his knee and chin.

The wound on Mueller's chin had to be stitched by national team doctor Josef Schmitt. The German football association emphasised that Mueller didn't suffer any muscular problems though and his World Cup participation is not in danger.

Mueller had only just joined up with his team-mates in the German training camp after losing the Champions League final with Bayern against Inter at the weekend.

The German national side is being plagued by injury problems ahead of the World Cup. Simon Rolfes, Rene Adler, Michael Ballack and Christian Traesch were all forced to withdraw from the squad due to injury
.

cry cry cry sad sad sad sad sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 10:40pm On May 26, 2010
My post that was deleted reads

And what d u call manu not getting to the UCL quaterfs and finishing the season witha carling cup? FAILURE
Do you still wonder why Arsenal fans are ceritified the greatest morons in the universe?

If Man Utd did not reach the quarter finals then where did they crash out?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 9:54pm On May 26, 2010
Pls Moderator,

Someone deleted my post on this thread, Can i know the reason?

I no dey too yarn o, But I can unleash mayhem on this thread if the mod dont give an adequate explanation
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by dayokanu(m): 8:03pm On May 26, 2010
Just ask them where they are at whenever the gunners are doing their thing
Where they are at when GAYYners are going trophyless you mean?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by dayokanu(m): 6:05pm On May 26, 2010
BAYERN--------------------INTER

21(3)  Shots (on Goal)  12(7)  
16  ---------Fouls  ------13  
6  ---Corner Kicks ------ 2  
0-------  Offsides------  0  
70%-----  Time of Possession --- 30%  
2  Yellow Cards  1  
0  Red Cards  0  
5----  Saves ---- 3
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by dayokanu(m): 4:56pm On May 26, 2010
What is best brand of football?

That counter attack from CR7 and co vs Arsenal in the CL semi is one of the best goals scored by an English team IMO.

Not the pass pass pass rubbish of Arsenal. When Galas and Vermalean would exchange passes 7 times. before sending it to Fab who sends to Diaby who pass back to Vermalean and Almunia all over again

We can also say Bayern played the best footie on Saturday despite Inter winning, scoring 2 good goals and having more attempts at goal
Politics › Re: Obj Is Bad Yes, But He's Still Nigeria's Best Ever President. No Contest by dayokanu(m): 3:36pm On May 26, 2010
Buhari's ills? Kangaroo courts jailing people for 20 odd years, beating civilians in the street in the name of discipline, killing the industrial sector, jailing Fela on trumped up charges,
Didnt you hear about unknown soildiers saga that not only Jailed Fela but killed his mother by throwing her from the 3rd floor


killing Ogendegbe by firing squad in Sapele with a retro active law (the worst case of injustice ever)
I heard OBJ was the one who passed a decree to kill coup plotters and that was how Bissala was killed. Or can you tell us about the Bissalla saga?

- How can I arrest you today Wednesday 26th May 2010 and tell you broke a law that did not exist a year ago then find you guilty and shoot you in your home town. No disrespect, but ask your elders what it was like to queue to buy Omo, toilet roll, salt, etc - the phrase 'essential commodity -essenco was invented then',
How can I tell an elected governor to go and settle Chris Uba? How can I annoint Adedibu as the god father of SW politics despite the killings

The amount of corruption and fraud committed by the Buhari regime was terrible it killed companies like UAC, UTC whilst giving FX to Alhaji's to sell at inflated rates to the real companies that needed the FX.
Did you hear about the 2.8billion oil money that was missing during OBJ's tenure. I didnt know about it until I heard Felas song
Politics › Re: Obj Is Bad Yes, But He's Still Nigeria's Best Ever President. No Contest by dayokanu(m): 2:26am On May 26, 2010
OBJ remains the best Nigeria ever had.
---didn't say he was perfect
A person who carried out genocide on his own populace is the best we have had?

So only a perfect president wont commit genocide?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 2:22am On May 26, 2010
If I came out to say Chelsea is getting relegated this season, ending the season mid-table doesn't suddenly become an achievement.
ABi o.

So If someone says Man Utd would be 16th and they are 14th they should roll out drums?

Do you now agree that Arsenal has the larger percentage of moronic fans worldwide
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 2:06am On May 26, 2010
my point is clear. with or without fab,the team will perform better in the next season
Una no dey tire for this next season mantra?
Romance › Re: The Psychology In Playing Hard-to-get by dayokanu(m): 11:07pm On May 25, 2010
, any further
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 2010/11 Football Season Transfers/Transfer Rumours by dayokanu(m): 10:32pm On May 25, 2010
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