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And is that why he was humping Kobe? Na wa oo for these LA people

CHIOGOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you jealous or something?

@dayokanu, in dallas!!!! im not one of them ooooooo, dallas chick are nice!

Well that was what one of my homeboys told me o.

He said "Pls my guy avoid Naija girls in Dallas, You break up with them, they call the cops that they were ra-ped"

Abeg I don dey find person for DFW side. Where are the happening spots in DFW.

It seems that Kenyans are more dominant there. I was in Club Nai in Addison and it was mainly East Africans.

Wow, so basically, no Nigerian chick

Same rule should apply to the men jor.

na you talk am o Say all Nigerian girls are either fat, ugly, Pregnant or bleached. Let them catch you. You go dance ALANTA for freeway

and Lil wayne as the best man!

Lailai. Never. If Lil Wayne comes then Terry G, Father U-turn and Baba Fryo too would stake their claims

Abeg i want shepe too with igbo  

make my eye dirty small for office

You sef dey there?

Missy B shey na you dey sell the shekpe. That picture is sexy!!!

Abeg Missy B, Can I have 404?

Not by the side of lahm

Debatable

Average

I wont call Lucio and Samuel average. Just look at our Central defence before you say anything

Ribbery and robben

Dont agree with the one in bold

Is it not too obvious when you parade Sagna, Clichy, Almunia and Walcott in the team

I would even screen the girls invited to my wedding. Aside from the couples immediate Family, Only very pretty chics would be allowed in.

No fat single girl would be allowed in, No ugly girl would be allowed in, No pregnant girl, No bleached girl.

Kobe Bryant and LeBron must have a good impression of Nigerian chics.

There would be a second party for all comers where the others can join and have fun.

@Poster,

I wont let any insecure bride spoil my wedding, we would select the bridesmaid together. Its her wedding as well as mine.

Any friend she is inviting to the wedding she must send me their full lenght picture if she cant find pretty ones, I would pay for models.

No fat babe, No ugly babe,

For me, My groomsmen would be all over 6ft 4. I dont like to look so odd and tall in the picture. Even if it means renting groomsmen. I have one already My brother he is 6ft4 at 21 maybe he can be my height when I am getting married, Get ready to see Dirk Novitzki, Dwayne Wade, Carmelo Anthony and Kobe bryant in Nigeria when Dayokanu is getting married.

Sharon, Your only hope of getting on the train is for you to wear 12 inches heeled Shoes

Mukina, only you get a football team + a manager as boy/friends.

She only services me while the others watch and applaud

The same reason Assanal has been disgraced out of Europe for the past 50 yrs.

You experience it everywhere. I thot one girl was stripped naked by a police officer in Nigeria a while back.

The worst is even the African Americans to Africans.

Whites are even more subtle about theirs and they try to be politically correct but some Akatas would just dump it in your face

Tell you stink, Your language sounds like click click, Your name sounds like rumpelstiltskin and whatever.

The good thing is most Africans abroad work hard and make more money so in most cases they cant really do much about their hatred

Head to Head league

Head to head? Hmm Sounds interesting, Who is giving the head and who is receiving?

I would like to be one of the head recipient. Where is the code to register if you want a head?

So we lost to the best?

No problem with that

FRANKFURT, Germany (AP)—Bayern Munich defender Philipp Lahm was named captain of Germany’s World Cup team Friday, becoming the youngest in national team history to lead the squad on the field.

Lahm will take the place of Chelsea midfielder Michael Ballack, who will miss the tournament in South Africa because of an ankle injury, coach Joachim Loew said. The 26-year-old Lahm has played 64 games for Germany, and this year’s tournament will be in his second World Cup.

Manuel Neuer of Schalke has been confirmed as the starting goalkeeper, in place of Rene Adler, who is also missing the tournament due to a broken rib

?

Wetin happen dis morning wey u dey shine teeth up and down like roasted corn

Abeg Missy B just serve me anything I no mind.

You get shekpe?

The best was a man who killed his own people?

What now differentiates him from Saddam?

^^ Does the genocide in odi and Zaki Biam count?

Does the assasination of public figures count

Does the lawlessly by Adedibu, Chris Uba and co count?

Does conducting the worst election in history count?

Debosky is rethinking the way forward after witnessing the 5th trophyless season by GAYYners.

This was evident by the way he was throwing tantrums towards the end of the season

All join!!!!

^^ What is that?

I only sabi chop igbin and na tkb teach me

What's that, sorry?

I dont know the translation , TKB can you help with the translation?

MissyB,

I wan chop Igbin . Can we do that?

You are all of the above you just listed.

And you can only moderate this type of forum where your type insult freely and get away with it.

Mrs. Moderator my butt!

Mamagee,

Dont mind them, you would become a mod. On every section. If by July you are not a mod, Tell me and we would pull this site down.

Mamagee for mod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Dayo,

how do u fancy Berba-sulk in Bayern colors next season. . . . . .

I would gladly welcome him if he comes with Vidic, Rooney and 20m and we send Van Buyten to Old Trashford

But Barca only beat us at the Camp Nou and besides that was an injury ravaged squad as against your full squad Barca murdered a while back

Thats why you are a GAYYner(the most senseless fan group). You wont remember that Barcelona only beat us too at the Nou Camp without our first choice keeper, Lahm, Lucio and Klose

and the squad only missing Ribery that was murdered a few nights ago

At least you can mention Ribery as a missing player, who was missing when Man Utd demolished y'all home and away?

^^ Thank you.

Naija girl are equally as bad

don see a NAIJA woman that was shouting and clapping in the face of her husband. Next thing she said I would even call 911 for you and she went to the phone, dialled 911 and started sobbing that her husband is beating her, she started roughening her hair.

The grouse was that she suspected her husband was cheating but because there is no law against cheating she claimed domestic violence.

The husband ran away before the cops came but she gave them his SSn, DOb type of car and even plate number.

Even if you wan prove the case, you have to spend like 12 months of your life in jail!!!

Infact one Naija dude warned me never to smile at a Naija girl in Dallas because thats the way they roll if you should break up with them.

But dayo, you've got a strong heart o. First Barca demolishes you guys 4-0 a season ago, next year Mo-in-yo backside does something similar in the finals of the same competition. Ah ah, na only una.

We take heart in the fact that worse things befall GAYYners years

Last yr Manure beat you home and away, this yr only Messi did it

We men too have to protect ourselves.

Both parties have sex, its only the man that would get sued for rap-e

While they are looking for evidence which they might never find the whole world already tags you as a rapis, t, You already lose your job, your famile, your friends and are in jail for a long time.

Before it goes that far when the cops come to your house if only you have shown them the tapes, and battle a invasion of privacy than a ra-pe

Like someone else said, it'll be violating her privacy by recording her while having intimacy without her knowing. In US, it's illegal, not sure about UK tho

So how do you prove your innocence when only 2 of you were there.

The thing that helped the guy in question was that there was a third party who testified this was after the guy has spent 8months in Jail and his name is all over the press as a rapist.

I would rather face a violation of privacy rap than a ra.pe case