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Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by dayokanu(m): 3:22am On Apr 06, 2009
1-1 goalless draw.

Ni wa ju iyawo mi ni iwo ti retaliate? O ma Ga oh.

Really Hell hath no fury,
Food › Re: If You Hate Beans, Abeg Report Here. by dayokanu(m): 3:19am On Apr 06, 2009
You hate beans? Thats why y'all so short.

Beans is sweeeeeeet men .

Taste the Agonyin beans with fresh soft Agege bread. Yeeeeepaaaaaa!!!!! Heaven on earth.

After that you would feel so weak, heavy and drowsy and drink a lot of water
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by dayokanu(m): 3:12am On Apr 06, 2009
Eyin omo yi fe ba mi ni oruko e ni?

Toyosi ma da won lohun.

Iwo na mo pe I be better person, Dem dey jealous ni

Toyin, Iwo aburo mi lon se mi bayi? Ti won ba so pe omi lo ma se eja jina? huh huh
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by dayokanu(m): 2:38am On Apr 06, 2009
AAh ah Toyin Ki lo de na

Se o mo pe iyawo mi wa around ni? Se o fe ko ba mi ni?

Toyosi ma da won lohun oh.
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by dayokanu(m): 2:05am On Apr 06, 2009
Peeps in.

Iyawo mi, Bawo ni Sunday? Se o wa pa?
Sports › Re: 2009 Champions League Quarter Final Draw: Prons and Cons by dayokanu(m): 9:13pm On Apr 05, 2009
Can things get worse for Bayern

Lucio injured,
van Buyten has to attend to family issues in Belgium.
Altintop and Borowski doubtful,
Lahm and Ribery picked up knocks yesterday and we are battling to get them fit,
Toni is trying to gain match fitness,
Klose definitely out for at least 3 weeks more


Maybe I need to get dressed for the game sad sad sad sad sad
Politics › Re: Who Should Be The Next Inec Chairman? A Pastor Or An Imam? by dayokanu(m): 8:50pm On Apr 05, 2009
You mean the Pastors wey dey hustle to buy private jet all over?

Iwu is even better than most of them
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ibkaye, Toyinrayo,Tope2000 And Hauwa Come Here For A Second by dayokanu(m): 8:10pm On Apr 05, 2009
ToH,

Was there a mask in the 1st place?. Some things cant be covered. e.g Thought pattern
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ibkaye, Toyinrayo,Tope2000 And Hauwa Come Here For A Second by dayokanu(m): 8:04pm On Apr 05, 2009
Is aloyemeka related to Lamidi-obi and Deepzone?

They have a way of coming up with threads that are so similar in thought pattern
Politics › Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet by dayokanu(m): 7:54pm On Apr 05, 2009
@Dayokanu, yes there are tons of evidence to support the claims against Abacha, IBB and co. I don’t understand how suddenly there is no evidence to try those men here. You mean you missed the many trials against the Abacha family, after the man’s death? Nigeria is still waiting for IBB’s court date; OBJ is being scrutinized as we speak and hopefully, we will be able to add 2 and 2 to understand how much he actually spent during his time in office and where the rest went. Please read to catch up on this in your spare time.
Now when it comes to this particular man, the EFCC has yet to raise a case against him ( here is guessing the EFCC also works on the books of non-profits), the people who donate to his cause are not complaining and there is no case against him stealing public money. So, yes, until we have evidence, we can only assume him INNOCENT. As for the 5 men mentioned, I do have to ask, is it that even with no names mentioned, you assume them thieves? Why? Is it because you believe no 5 private citizens could ever be worth that much without stealing from the lot? Is it because you believe no 5 civil servants in that country could ever have that kind of money without dipping their hands in the public pot? Or Is it because you are paranoid enough to believe that every single Nigerian is a thief and all money owned by Nigerians is, one way or another, stolen? What exactly is your reasoning on this? I would like to know.
Evidence count for nothing if the were not convicted in an appropriate court of law. IBB , Abacha and OBJ should still be Innocent until proven guilty Just like Eunuch Adeboye. So anyone who have called or insinuated directly or indirectly that IBB, Abacha and other politicians are thieves
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 6:37pm On Apr 05, 2009
Who still dey mention Young and Agbonlahor for here? Those boys cant play for Malawi.

They are better off trying to depose Usain Bolt. No footballing sense
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 6:18pm On Apr 05, 2009
the EPL is a four team league.

smaller spanish, french and italian teams would not
be so clueless with the kinda of positions they
villa got to in the latter parts of the game
SPOT ON Doyin. The same thing I have been saying for ages.

5th in EPL means nothing anything outside the 4 regular teams are rubbish. Their performance in UEFA cup testifies to that.
Aston Villa scoring twice in OT they have over achieved in their own minds


You need to see Wolfsburg rip Bayern apart yesterday. Fearlessly. Grafite even had the audacity to score a goal that would make Maradona jealous. backheel.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 6:10pm On Apr 05, 2009
Ashley Young, Agbonlahor? Are overrated piece of shit. I tell you all the so called English youngsters/talents Walcot, Lennon, Young, Agbolahor are just Pius Ikedia in disguise all speed no sense
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 6:02pm On Apr 05, 2009
indeed there are only 4 teams in the EPL.
AV should be relegated.
How many times have I told you this? Aston Villa? What a load of crap. They would be lucky to qualify for the UEFA cup they treated with disdain this season.

Sharon is back. Glory hunter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 5:52pm On Apr 05, 2009
WTF scummies scored
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 5:26pm On Apr 05, 2009
Man Utd does not lose 2 games in a row?  

Where are those loud mouthed Men?  Fort Knox? Old Trashford? Quintuple?

Was Rio Ferdinand on the field best defender in the universe?

See you all at Full time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 4:54pm On Apr 05, 2009
Sharon went to a swingers club

Chamotex was stuck in traffic

TKB's TV got spoilt

Eastbay forgot his NL password
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 4:40pm On Apr 05, 2009
Scummies have disappeared in anticipation of another loss.

Only the babes are left here.

Coward men you've got. Soon they would come with all the excuses in the world for not being here when their team was losing
Politics › Re: Olabisi Onabanjo University (OOU): Cult War by dayokanu(m): 3:38pm On Apr 05, 2009
@Dr Kit,

name me a school that isnt a glorified secondary school ?
OAU Ife cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Romance › Re: These Prostitutes: Do They Finally Settle Down And Get Married Or Wat? by dayokanu(m): 5:41am On Apr 05, 2009
Can't wait for the Penis elongation device to come out!! Yea
What do you need that for? huh huh Is there something you want to tell us all?
Health › Re: How Many Times Do You Take Your Bath/shower Daily? by dayokanu(m): 5:38am On Apr 05, 2009
Deleted because someone dey vex
Romance › Re: These Prostitutes: Do They Finally Settle Down And Get Married Or Wat? by dayokanu(m): 5:26am On Apr 05, 2009
Some men marry prostitutes knowingly.


I thought excess sex causes the vagina to slack, so should their men know what they've being up to?
Are you so uninformed? Havent you heard of tightening procedures?

Even using Osisi's methods, they can become virgins all over.

Alums can also come in handy
Health › Re: How Many Times Do You Take Your Bath/shower Daily? by dayokanu(m): 5:19am On Apr 05, 2009
So you spend 3 hours in the bathroom too? Do you take your toys along too tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

No missus? then your friend has been hiding things from you
Romance › Re: Moderator Feedback: Talk To Debosky by dayokanu(m): 5:17am On Apr 05, 2009
Toyin,
why you dey vex? You are not affected na.

ToH/DeReloaded/Karmamod,

You still owe me something oh
Health › Re: How Many Times Do You Take Your Bath/shower Daily? by dayokanu(m): 5:08am On Apr 05, 2009
Toyin you spend 40 minutes in the bath 3 times daily? Na wa o. 2 hours a day

No comments.

Missus takes good care of moi and you know that
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Bows And Kisses The Hand Of Saudi King At G20 Summit by dayokanu(m): 5:06am On Apr 05, 2009
If Obama bowed to the queen of England then why cant he do this to the King of Saudi.

If Obama would bow to the Pope why not to Abdullah?
Health › Re: How Many Times Do You Take Your Bath/shower Daily? by dayokanu(m): 4:58am On Apr 05, 2009
Toyin 3 times a day? for 2 hours out of 24hours. How many hours do you spend sleeping. Spend at work/school, doing assignments eating that you still have 2 hours to bath a day.

Even if you were dipped in crude oil. does it take that much time to clean

Toyin? Me self-service? when missus is there to take care of moi.
Politics › Re: Should Abortion Be Legalised? And Why? Your View, by dayokanu(m): 4:55am On Apr 05, 2009
Abortion should be legalised.

Why should a woman be forced to carry a baby she does not want or probably would not take care of and love.

The decision to carry a pregnancy to term should rest on the person doing it not on someone else. Who does not know the discomfort the carrier is going through.

A woman raped by robbers should be made to carry the pregancy and give birth to a child to remind her of her ordeal right?

ABORT IT
Health › Re: How Many Times Do You Take Your Bath/shower Daily? by dayokanu(m): 4:47am On Apr 05, 2009
Toyin,

Simple, what does a guy spend 40minutes in the bathroom doing 3 times a day? Deductive reasoning

40 minutes three times a day that 2 hours in the bathroom out of 24 hours? Doing what? WANKING of course
Romance › Re: Moderator Feedback: Talk To Debosky by dayokanu(m): 4:44am On Apr 05, 2009
Dobonla or dobosiki

What of my own request? I want to have sole access to Toyosi's profile.

2) Make it compulsory for all female members to post their real picshurr

3) Create a separate section for married and ugly people so we can differentiate the wheat from the chaff
Health › Re: How Many Times Do You Take Your Bath/shower Daily? by dayokanu(m): 4:39am On Apr 05, 2009
@Topik,
I bathe mostly 2wice a day and sumtimes 3rice.
But i stay too long in da batheroom at each bathe, say 30 to 40mins.
Is this actualy right as a guy?
We are talking about bathing time not time you spend WANKING dude!!!!

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