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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sporting Lisbon 0 - 5 Bayern Munich by dayokanu(m): 7:24am On Mar 05, 2009
Gayyners talking about CL is just like Nigeria talking about cricket
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by dayokanu(m): 4:05pm On Mar 04, 2009
Farotika,

Di omo yen mu daada O feran re gidi gaan ni Ojojumo lo man soro nipa iwo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sporting Lisbon 0 - 5 Bayern Munich by dayokanu(m): 3:52pm On Mar 04, 2009
So this tayo is a GAYYNER shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

what insult!!! Do you know what a champions league trophy looks like?
A club that has never won a CL trophy in its existence.
A club that has been trophyless for 4 seasons and counting,
A club that has only played CL semi finals once .
Arsenal is not a club to be reckoned with in European football they are on the same level with Ipswich Town, Victoria Setubal, Nancy, Wolfsburg and Levante.

In the EPL, I only reckon with Liverpool and Man Utd not a club whose name is not on the CL.

FYI Nottingham forest, Aston Villa, Steau Bucharest, Red Star Belgrade have their names on the CL record.

Bloody assanal, Gayyner ( Spits in disgust)
Sports › Re: The Greatest And The Best Goalkeepers Of All Time by dayokanu(m): 5:40am On Mar 04, 2009
A40,

How you take sabi Gordon Spark? Drunk!!!!!!
Islam › Re: Muslims Sister In The House by dayokanu(m): 2:21am On Mar 04, 2009
Who dey eye my Mukina2. I go wound person for here oh. I fit take anything play but not mu own Mukina2.

Steer clear or else,
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by dayokanu(m): 2:05am On Mar 04, 2009
Heatfusion,

Ewo ni epe, Toyosi ko ni ko mi sile o. A le breakup.

Mo ri wipe iwo ati farotika tin plan nkan cool cool wink wink wink wink wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sporting Lisbon 0 - 5 Bayern Munich by dayokanu(m): 1:59am On Mar 04, 2009
Big father,

No mind them we are the first to qualify for the Q finals TKB should be thinking about Inter instead he spend most of his time worrying about Bayern. I think its about time Bayern knocks some senses into scummies head.

If UEFA can allow Bayern to play Man Utd in place of Inter in the return leg at OT then we would settle scores once and for all
Sports › Re: The Greatest And The Best Goalkeepers Of All Time by dayokanu(m): 1:22am On Mar 04, 2009
Incomparable Because Kahn is way better than Gordon Banks.

Kahn can only be rated with Zoff, Yashin and Maier
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 1:07pm On Mar 03, 2009
Comparing defences, tell any other defender in the Seria A top four as young as he is? Maybe Santon?
[quote][/quote]I thought you were asking for defenders Maybe you are becoming senile. Amnesia is a symptom of Senility.

Did you see me type non defenders? why would I omit Pato, Giovinco, Ballotelli, Hamsik, Flamini
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sporting Lisbon 0 - 5 Bayern Munich by dayokanu(m): 12:59pm On Mar 03, 2009
Man Utd played Celtic who have never won an away game in Europe, Celtic is crap!!!!!!
They played Aalborg could Aalborg be worse than Steau Bucharest?,
Played Villareal they couldnt score goals.
Played Inter Milan, Give Bayern Inter Milan and we would have battered them they are the weaker side of Milan and Playing Inter in San Siro is one of Bayern favourite games cos they are guaranteed a 2-0 bashing.
We scored 4 goals against Lyon, Steau and Fiorentina. Sporting, 5 and counting.

Tell me why Man Utd has only won 2 games in Europe this season after playing 7 games. Diminishing returns.

League and CL are 2 different ball games While Arsenal was battling for 4th position in the 2006 league they were having a run in the CL, The season Liverpool won the CL, they could not make top 4 in the league

While AC Milan was beating everyone in the CL they were struggling with mid table Serie A teams.
Sports › Re: The Greatest And The Best Goalkeepers Of All Time by dayokanu(m): 3:19am On Mar 03, 2009
Oliver Kahn was a goalkeeper named player of the tournament at a world cup. The face of goalkeeping in the last 10 years.

Gordon Sparks? Dr Kit make we hear word jor That one na keeper? Can anything good come out of England?

Thats how they would tell us Bobby Charlton and Bobby Moore sabi do anything?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 3:14am On Mar 03, 2009
Professional Ode!!
You can;t even read proper English!!
tell me among the top four who threw away a two goal advantage?
Chelsea 4 Aston Villa 4
Arsenal 2 Aston Vila 2 last December



Senderous is 24 years and is about the youngest player in Milan bar Pato
Comparing defences, tell any other defender in the Seria A top four as young as he is? Maybe Santon?
Whatever, Italian league is now the headquarter for the European Council of Football Elders
Marco Motta-22years Roma, Marchisio-23years Juventus, Molinaro-25 years Juventus, Chielini-24years Juventus

Now you tell me regular players for the EPL top 4 that are under 25. Regulars like Chiellini not Johny Evans, Djorou
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sporting Lisbon 0 - 5 Bayern Munich by dayokanu(m): 1:39am On Mar 03, 2009
if my memory doesn't fail me, I punked you the last time we met in the CL.
besides when was the last time i missed the CL?
Tayo, why dont you come and swallow the bullcrap you spewed here first.

Bayern has been struggling to find their foot?

Its either you dont understand English or you just want to pollute the air waves.

This seasons CL Bayern has played 7 games, won 5 drawn 2 scored 17 goals and conceded 4 tell me any team that has this kind of record. or better We played Lyon, Sportin, Fiorentina and Steau Bucharesti

The defending champ Man Utd played 7 games, won 2 shocked shocked drew 5 scored 9 conceded 3.

Tell me any team that has a better record than Bayern in this seasons CL and has played stronger opposition Maybe Real Madrid.

BTW do you remember Zenit pumelling Man Utd in August and they did not even have to play in Freezing Russia.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 1:13pm On Mar 02, 2009
Sauron
That can only happen in the Seria A
Try falling behind by 2 goals amongst the top four
and lets see the sort of miracle that will hand you a draw
Hemp, Its too early to start smoking that thang. Arsenal 4-Totteham 4

Where Senderous is rated young enough over there. what do you expect?
They all play like the expended old haggard legs they are.
Its just the EPL and La Liga holding the light now.
Do you know how old Senderos is or you are just playing up your stupidity coefficient?
Senderos was in Holland U21 with Mikel, Messi, Fabregas and co that means he is under 23/24
Sports › Re: The Greatest And The Best Goalkeepers Of All Time by dayokanu(m): 1:04pm On Mar 02, 2009
Gordon banks? I can conveniently name 10 keepers better than Gordon Banks. Next you might tell me Peter Shilton.

Bunch of English crap
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sporting Lisbon 0 - 5 Bayern Munich by dayokanu(m): 1:02pm On Mar 02, 2009
@Tayoccu,
I dont know which team you support, but if you have been a football follower for long enough you would know about the home and away drubbing Man Utd suffered from Bayern in 2001 (if you are a Man Utd fan)

If you are an Arsenal fan you should know about the decimation of Assanal in 2005 by Bayern.

besides when was the last time i missed the CL?
Just like I cant remember the last time Celtic and FC Porto missed the CL.
AC Milan missed and they have won twice in 5 season but Arsenal, Porto, Celtic never miss and they never do win.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 3:58am On Mar 02, 2009
This is what Gayyners have been reduced to. Fighting for 4th place like they have been doing for 4 seasons.

And no one sees that Wengay is the problem. Height of delusion!!!!
Sports › Re: The Greatest And The Best Goalkeepers Of All Time by dayokanu(m): 3:53am On Mar 02, 2009
Edwin van der what? Are you ok?

Oliver kahn, Sepp maier, Dino Zoff, Lev yashin are the icon of the game . Gordon what? Why not Gordon Sparks grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by dayokanu(m): 10:26pm On Mar 01, 2009
Is Barcelona capitulating? Losing 4-3 to Athletico

Inter and Roma just concluded a thrilling 3-3 game at the san siro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 8:59am On Mar 01, 2009
That is better than being 6 points behind Aston Villa dont you think?
Romance › Re: Girls, Would You Cook Meal For Your Boyfriend Occassionally? by dayokanu(m): 4:37am On Mar 01, 2009
Who be hauwa I no knowam oh. Na only Toyosi I know
Family › Re: Are You The First Born In Your Family? by dayokanu(m): 4:35am On Mar 01, 2009
1st born here e no easy at all,

A lot is expected of you. At age 7 I was expected to take care of my younger ones when I am still a baby myself.

My father had a template of how he wanted me to be in life. He had the career he wanted me to follow. I had no choice but to be a science student because thats what my dad wanted. I cant imagine our last born studying arts because i wasnt given that choice.

I was beaten a lot as the first born compared to my other siblings I can imagine my dad telling our last born to go out and play when during my own time if he saw me playing na flogging.

If my dad enters he must see me with a physics/chemistry textbook else na wahala. I must always be top of my class.

my Dad had a theory on how to raise children and I was the guinea pig whom he tried all his ideas on and he was succesful cos I was beaten into shape. When he tried it with my other siblings, he was not that succesful

When I started working I had to settle my siblings by the side. I knew what they needed and couldnt tell my parents like i want to change my phone, i want to buy latest dresses and my bro wanting to trip his girlfriends all fell on me as they cant tell my parents that.

When i give them money we would all agree not to disclose the exact amount to my parents so  they wont cut down on their allowance.

1st born dey challenging
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 3:58am On Mar 01, 2009
@Bawomolo,
Did Juance Ramos teach Raul, Higuain, and Robben to shoot and score,
Did Guus Hindick give Drogba and Ballack steroids to drink?
You have been trying a method that has failed for 5 seasons why dont you change it.

The Nasri that was shooting before has now embraced the dribble and pass wenger ideology.

What happened to Van Persie's shots
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by dayokanu(m): 3:46am On Mar 01, 2009
Oya change mind e
Romance › Re: Girls, Would You Cook Meal For Your Boyfriend Occassionally? by dayokanu(m): 3:40am On Mar 01, 2009
E get as e dey what??     Pls abeg u go take red bull, abi naa monster energy drink supress am oo. . .abi u wan go herbal ni??
Energy drink  shocked shocked shocked For this condition. U wan kill me finally be dat the only time I would take one is when u come visiting tongue tongue really i dont need one.

Enny's gatz it like that for real, i knew there was some thing spicy about that gurl for real. ,  .  . .u know say she go get more stamina than me abeg
Not to worry, our(Me and you) stamina, endurance and drive matches like Rice and stew

Dont mind 'em o jare i like ur dongoness just the way it is oo, thank God they dont have anything to shrink heights sef!!
Na jealousy dey worry dem Most of dem go dey wear 11inches heel just to reach your shoulder level.

@Hauwa, Haba why u dey fall me hand U dey go report to my missus? huh  Ba na so iskanci walahi angry angry
Zan meki mugun walikanci embarassed embarassed(what does it mean sef)
Family › Re: What Does Your Mother Call Your Father And Vice Versa? by dayokanu(m): 3:23am On Mar 01, 2009
Baba Dayo and Iya Dayo
Forum Games › Re: Re:look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by dayokanu(m): 3:17am On Mar 01, 2009
Mindblowingly Swaggalicious. She's Hawt!!!!!
Romance › Re: Wife Beaters! Calling All Wife Beaters: by dayokanu(m): 3:10am On Mar 01, 2009
@ those giving provocation,

If Shaquille ONeal provokes you would you hit him or if Arnold provokes you. but you see a frail woman who is not as strong as yourself and you think it makes you macho?

If you want to show you are strong go and meet your size. Not a woman you claimed to love.
Romance › Re: Girls, Would You Cook Meal For Your Boyfriend Occassionally? by dayokanu(m): 3:05am On Mar 01, 2009
Same here oo, i don miss u tire too , don't they say absence makes the heart grow fonder, na Nike teach me that one oo. . . .  .
I am like this distance is killing moi, I get to Sacramento and back every evening. E get as e dey do me

So who's been doing ya own cooking for u naa, don't tell me its ennyluv oo
Ennywhat? Thats debosky heartthrob oh

LOL!!!. . .i see likkle wonder hes been so cool, calm and collected, who wouldn't be too!!  

ROFL @ lion coming to bite ur behind. . .na so. . .oya ur secret is safe wid me then!!    

Can y'all stop referring to him a s Goliath, the fact hes 7 feet tall, doesn't mean hes some kinda mutant abeg!!
7ft shocked shocked shocked I am just 6ft6 oh 7 ft bawo? No mind all those likkle men Na Jealousy dey worry dem.

Doesnt it feel cool to have every one below you? Looking at the middle of their head like theyre some midgets.

You need to hear the numerous screams of youre so taallll, How tall are you.
Trust me I tell them thats how Nigerians are. we are very tall.
Romance › Re: Girls, Would You Cook Meal For Your Boyfriend Occassionally? by dayokanu(m): 2:18am On Mar 01, 2009
LOL bro dayo na babe magnet jare.
You better be careful too
No mind am, e get women for many corners. . . .
are you in the magnetic field too? I no get plenty women oh Oju kan ni ada get na Toyosi only oh
Romance › Re: Girls, Would You Cook Meal For Your Boyfriend Occassionally? by dayokanu(m): 2:14am On Mar 01, 2009
Hey there. . . .errrmm. . . .ummmmmm. . . .dayummmmm. . .dont even know what to call u sef!!    

Where u been na. . .how body too, we don dey miss u oo!!
Call me anything. Body dey inside cloth, where have u been all this while? i don miss you die.

hauwa,
menene? Yaya kwanabiu. yaya kake. ki zo ki rungomeni. akoi sanyi anan, ina so bargo me jini
Romance › Re: Girls, Would You Cook Meal For Your Boyfriend Occassionally? by dayokanu(m): 1:45am On Mar 01, 2009
Where's bro Dayo sef. I dey miss am too. . . .but you better warn him to stop calling me toyinr***
I dey here dey look the convo  smiley smiley smiley smiley

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