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Bayern

After this weeks games, Only one game has been decided and that is Bayern vs Lisbon unless Lisbon can score 5 at the Allianz.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Did anyone see Juninho's free kick against Barca today?

Nah. . . . . .Bayern are shyte!!!
They lost at home to FC Koln last weekend, isn't it?

Can anyone tell me Liverpool's league form in 2005 or Milan in 2007 when they won the CL?

My predictions still remain!!!!!!

@rikkyyen,
whatever

David, i cant just tip any English side. I go with my head. ALL EPL sides out!!!!!

Arsenal v Roma = Roma

Atletico Madrid v FC Porto = Athletico Madrid

Inter Milan v Man Utd = Inter Milan

Lyon v Barcelona = Barcelona

Chelsea v Juventus = Juventus

Real Madrid v Liverpool = Real Madrid

Sporting v Bayern Munich = Bayern Munich

Villarreal v Panathinaikos = Villarreal


I am going against all English sides here. These are my final prediction

Banom,

Where do you want me to get virgins on Nairaland na?

gbagbe e

Emi ko le ja fun Obinrin kan kan o. Its not good . Open a thread about it

Bawo ni mo se ma ja nitori Obinrin. Heatfusion. Ti o ba ri mi ti mon ja si obinrin o ye ki o fun mi legba ni

E ku ojumo ni ibiyi.

Bawo ni opin ose

No pun intended. Heatfusion

Dayokanu, you must be a regular comedian. You live in the US, right? All the wife beatings here in Obodo Amerika is by Muslim husbands? You want to play dumb? I know how to wake you up! I live here, too. I am in the islamic communities. Almost all my friends are muslims.
None of them have ever beat his wife or wives. Nigerians, Africans, non-africans and whites husbands included. Lie to the Nigerians in Mother Afrika. Not Olabowale. I know what time it is, man. You are fronting as if Christian men in Amerika or 9ja don't put out the lights of their wives. I have been around the blocks, man

People beat wives does not mean they are given the right to.
People steal Yes. Are they allowed to by any law or religion? NO.

Islam gives right to administer "Light beating" YES If the law allows it then what else can we say.

Dayokanu, se you get wife? Nooooo! If you do, you will know that light means light. A culture of anger that is subsided without the hitting or hurting is "light". In the case of my bride(s) the worst I have done is to yell; "stop it!" Then I am guilty, but happy that that is my light beating! What do you do when your wife (which don't have anyway; am just playing with you) upset you and said you aint no good? They say "hell has no fury like the woman scorned!" You heard before man? Luke here, luke here man, ask the muslim black man in your town; they will tell you that they have waxed "well and couth" for it by Islam!

If my wife upsets me sooo bad, I would walk out and drive out and not come back for hours till my anger has subsided.

If your wife upsets you and you administer "Light beating" Do you know of 911 and "Violence against women act". Aside laws, it even shows bad upbringing beating a woman. My younger sister upset me soo bad several times and the worst thing I did to her was to throw a Live chicken at her. That was when I was 12 years and she was 9. I was scolded badly for that act self.

Those are men, man. My yoruba culture tamed me enough to know that I should not play russian roullette with a full chamber because the card is stacked against me. Now, Islam even give me a better guideline to be gentle with them, in their ignorance. You remember the yoruba adage; Ti owo omo o ba kaa eku ida, ko gbodo bere iku to pa baba e!" However, since I depend on Allah for my Victory, if I am "aroused or wind up to get upset with them, since they are no spouse of mine," I can say "asbiya lahu wani amal wakil. Wa laula wa lakuwata ilabilla aliu li azheem, Allahu Akbar!" My brother if they are evil doer and have done me wrong; if i strike them, it will be Allah who strikes!

But let leave that alone, because your faith can't "touch this

You are not mad enough to hit Arnold Schwazeneger but roused enough to hit a defenceless spouse. What do you call that? You can control your anger against men but not against your wife? Because the cards are in your favour with your wife you can beat her up.

You are a piece of work. I wonder if you knew that, when islam says "lightly", and we the Muslims tell you that it does not not mean "hurt, pain or black eye or Spiked heel (lol) on her neck, you didn't believe! Aburo, which one you dey!

Lightly as in How many blows or how many strokes of cane or is it belt or cutlass, electric cables or Gas chamber

Enu okuro ki seje o! Iwo to ma fee gbemi obinrin no. Oh boy let me hear word! It is only Islam that gives directive not to "damage, hurt or unjust" to woman. Where is it in the Christian or jewish Bible? A bachelor can't educate anyone about marriage.
Obinrin ti o loko o mo adun okunrin. How can "solo" people know what "combination of items is?" Emi nsoro Oko ati iyawo fun e, O nja mi nyon!

Alagba Olabowale e ye ma pe aja ni obo fun wa, Ohun ti ko da ko ni oruko meji Koda ni.

Do I have to be in Belgium to know its Illegal to kill in Belgium? Some things are universal laws. So I have to be married to know its criminal to beat a woman.
You finish beating her and later in the the evening hump her? Na wa o.

I committed the offence pre-Debosky so I dont think I should be subjected to those.

Oya approve my application to the Legion of prophets

Naa I dont do that. We are allowed to make choices na haba.

Was Ade the one resposible for missed chances yesterday.

Maybe Ade was wearing Vela's and Bendtner's jersey.

I think all missed chances are from Adebayor. I dunno anyone in soccer who scored 30 goals in a season and is still being criticised as much as Adebayor, He is far more effective than Van Persie another good thing about Adebayor is he hardly gets injured unlike Van Persie, Rosicky and co

Hingis /Stepanek,

Clijsters/Hewwit (broken up)

But I have to give it to Aggassi/Steffi Graf. 2 champions

Its more of a female problem. Guys find ways of burning their energy. Walk, play soccer, general activity, even humping
while girls just sit at home after sch or work on weekends watching "Desperate Housewives" and Idols.

They go out gulp ice cream, eat all the food at Taltalizer get home and watch Nollywood.

what more can I do

Chamotex,

Ti mo ba gba e mu? Ori e fo ka sibe

1. Nigerian men abroad can't stand/handle strong Nigerian women abroad.

2. There is barely any reasonable/responsible Nigerian men abroad

Na wa oh. Na God go save you from this hatred

Crizzle Happy baiday.
Muki has not been taking it easy with me. That why I have not been able to come here since.
Why everybody dey do baiday for February self

EPL clubs have been leading in finances for a long time.

That is not news. Medieval time? Dont be ridiculous. The EPL just produced their first player of the year recently. what happened to the fabled management style, stability and what have you when all the good players chose Italian league,
So because FC Porto won CL in 2004 means they were the best league. Now means C.R 7 won player of the year what happened to a league that has produced several and the last one in 2007.

I want to believe you understand the meaning of consistency.Villareal made the semis in 06 and couldn't make the UCL for the next two seasons!! they are in now who knows when next they would make the Champions League? Athletico did not make the UCL since 1998.Last year was Sevilla's first time in the UCL!!
Bottomline there are only two consistent and top teams in Spain Barca and Madrid.Valencia used to be there but they have faltered lately the frustrating part is you did not even answer my question

Arsenal has only gone beyond the q finals once. Is that what you call consistency? If a team has been playing for 12 years and has not done anything meaningful, consistency like Celtic and FC Porto right? That means in your own consistency Arsenal and FC Porto are more consistent than Milan who have played 3 finals in 6 seasons

Bilms,
Why dont you open a thread for Naija league and tell us what you know and update it regularly.

Mods are not superhuman you can post it like them

However, those who get roused up enough and lose it with their spouses are told to beat them "lightly."

Then what I heard was right. "Light beating" for a fellow human? So when the men are wrong who carries out the light beating?

Light beating might include a black eye or even decapitation. Light beating on someone of a weaker sex who is weaker physically?

Olabowale If Arnold Schwazeneger or "TRIPLE H" rouses you up too I am sure you can use the "Light beating" too.

Anyone who attacks anyone weaker than himself is a coward and weakling. And deserves to be jailed.

If you must adminster light beating let it be on someone of your size and strenght not on women who are weak and frail and are much younger in most cases.

@Dobosky,

If Pool finish fourth where would assanal finish?

Draws are actually bad in a league format. Pool have drawn 10 games which means 10 points if they had lost 6 of those and won 4 they would have had 12 points i.e 2 points more than they have.

Draws might be good for knockout games but not in league. Scummies might lose 5 games all season and still win the league.

Akinalabi,

Nice concept.

What happens when we have a tie?

What I want all English teams to be eliminated but that might be a long shot.

I would come up with my predictions after consulting with the Elders (Okijajuju, Banom, Lagosboy and jakumo).

Watch this space.

I am here today to appeal to the elders oh.

Abeg hear my plea. I saw the prophecies given by a popular pastor and I felt I could do better.

His Holiness Banom even confirmed that my prophecies came to pass.

So elders, How do I get into the legion of prophets and be a registered member

Toyosi, when did u become a doctor?

what medication can you prescribe for the poster? Do you need to see the affected organ?

Heatfusion, You still get time to do amebo on your baiday, You have so much time on your hand I bet

@Chamo, O gbadun at all. Ohun ni mo ti n wo lati aaro omo yen le se eniyan lese. Is the email on your profile correct?