@bro dayo
I dey vex for you o. . .  . leave my ph*** alone.
Face your woman


[my phone is charging]

TOYOSI20:

Ahhhhh I go die oo, thats so much money??, pls stay there until something else pans out oo,. . . . .

and be on point wid the financial aid too, o necessary oo!!

Its true oo, na so some peeps eyez go dey shine like torch oo, lets stop here oo jare. . . . .

Hen hen, what fish has been caught oo?? Don't u mean periwinkle. . . . .for where sef!!!!

Would u prefer he called u alagolo?? , if not make u just take am wid a grain of salt. . . . .

Imma try and fish him out real quick. . . .LOL!!

Lol, see as she dey type like she dey type for me. She dey see Dayo she don run back online

lmao, are you still shakaraing? Infact you can be Petress Pan, as long as you know he don catch u

ala what? e no fit try am

Lol fish him indeed

*Hauwa*:

dayokaduri does not go too far. see heat wasnt done calling and him don show up
at OP
2 mins noodle yeah
real food nah. i will save my CS till after marriage. i don't date anyway so free of all this yama yama bf gf thingy. na toto dem awon dan maza dey find

I knew if Dayo shows up here, omoge go show up too

me i no dey pass  i have been on Read only mode since the the first post. but when it comes to yabbis that guy, i must do so. him own too much

by the way, Heat i know say Dayo na ya man o. see as you dey find am since. and he showed up kia kia. umm lady macbeth and macbeth

HeatFusion:

@still warra
wetin debo no go call cooking?
my bro don't know how to cook jare. You dey starve him with your healthy "grass" and ranch

Lol, debo is a culinary expert,  that's what he studied in school. So he can't lie to me.

~Sauron~:

Oke!!!

Ekute.

HeatFusion:

LMAO @ a pain to watch



Cooking takes 30 mins ke? Lol, what do you cook? Takes me about 1hr or more

dont mind my exaggeration abeg

HeatFusion:

LMAO @ a pain to watch


I mean, while you're both single and in school, it'd be easy to cook for him everyday. (wait o, you don't cook lunch too, do you?)

lol, no i dont

*Hauwa*:

me i no dey pass i have been on Read only mode since the the first post. but when it comes to yabbis that guy, i must do so. him own too much

Omoge, that's how it start o. . . .becareful, his wife dey here

@@stillwarra
that's what he told you right?
He tld me he went to pilot school

oh, dayo is my margaritaville paddy. i know say him gather opekes plenty. no yawa . he is not uncle sam guy or GI dayo, so he is safe

HeatFusion:

Omoge, that's how it start o. . . .becareful, his wife dey here

@@stillwarra
that's what he told you right?
He tld me he went to pilot school

Pilot kini? He's a cook. You need to see him in that long hat chefs wear.

*Hauwa*:

by the way, Heat i know say Dayo na ya man o. see as you dey find am since. and he showed up kia kia. umm lady macbeth and macbeth

Plzzzzzzzzzzzzz, ejo ejo ejo o, e no be so!
His wife na toyosi o

*Hauwa*:

oh, dayo is my margaritaville paddy. i know say him gather opekes plenty. no yawa . he is not uncle sam guy or GI dayo, so he is safe

LOL bro dayo na babe magnet jare.
You better be careful too
No mind am, e get women for many corners. . . .

Hey there. . . .errrmm. . . .ummmmmm. . . .dayummmmm. . .dont even know what to call u sef!!    

Where u been na. . .how body too, we don dey miss u oo!!

Call me anything. Body dey inside cloth, where have u been all this while? i don miss you die.

hauwa,
menene? Yaya kwanabiu. yaya kake. ki zo ki rungomeni. akoi sanyi anan, ina so bargo me jini

stillwater:

Pilot kini? He's a cook. You to see him in that long hat chefs wear.

Debo too na ashewo.
You women better e careful

You no know say na food dey make women fall for men's hand

dayokanu:

hauwa,
menene? Yaya kwanabiu. yaya kake. ki zo ki rungomeni. akoi sanyi anan, ina so bargo me jini

Na wa for you

LOL bro dayo na babe magnet jare.
You better be careful too
No mind am, e get women for many corners. . . .

are you in the magnetic field too? I no get plenty women oh Oju kan ni ada get na Toyosi only oh

dayokanu:

are you in the magnetic field too? I no get plenty women oh Oju kan ni ada get na Toyosi only oh

Hell yes na, you don charm me
Toyosi, no kill me oh

dayokanu:

Call me anything. Body dey inside cloth, where have u been all this while? i don miss you die.

Same here oo, i don miss u tire too , don't they say absence makes the heart grow fonder, na Nike teach me that one oo. . . .  .

So who's been doing ya own cooking for u naa, don't tell me its ennyluv oo

HeatFusion:


[my phone is charging]
Lol, see as she dey type like she dey type for me. She dey see Dayo she don run back online

lmao, are you still shakaraing? Infact you can be Petress Pan, as long as you know he don catch u

ala what? e no fit try am

Lol fish him indeed

Tee hee hee. . . whatever, u know say na u they find trouble naa oo, or have u been cooking for him ni??

TOYOSI20:

Same here oo, i don miss u tire too , don't they say absence makes the heart go fonder, na Nike teach me that one oo. . . . .

So who's been doing ya own cooking for u naa, don't tell me its ennyluv oo

Tee hee hee. . . whatever, u know say na u they find trouble naa oo, or have u been cooking for him ni??

LOL, I no dey teach you anything o. . . .no make lion come bite my ass o

Lol no be only ennyluv, simibrazil dey take part too. . . .

cook for him ke? Who wants Goliath. . . . when. . . .

HeatFusion:

LOL, I no dey teach you anything o. . . .no make lion come bite my ass o

Lol no be only ennyluv, simibrazil dey take part too. . . .

cook for him ke? Who wants Goliath. . . . when. . . .

LOL!!!. . .i see likkle wonder hes been so cool, calm and collected, who wouldn't be too!!

ROFL @ lion coming to bite ur behind. . .na so. . .oya ur secret is safe wid me then!!

Can y'all stop referring to him a s Goliath, the fact hes 7 feet tall, doesn't mean hes some kinda mutant abeg!!

Whose been CCC?
What secret? You dey talk abt that "one"? No mind am, I dey vex for that one
LOL, no goliath abi? how 'bout bean stalk




_{[way to go, fight for your man jare]}

A girl that does not like cooking when you are dating, What happens when and if you get married to her? That will be a very hectic problem right?

@Hesperus, an ordinary boyfriend/girlfriend is one you're just passing time with, no attachment or committment whatsoever while a 'special' boyfriend/girlfriend is one you're committed to such as a fiance.

u may not understand jay. d fact is dat charity begins @ home. i'm not surprised @ ur post. if u do cook, then u wudn,t c any tin wrong wth cooking 4 him. u'll discover it's a nice chore 2 convert in2 a hobby, or dont u luv ur bf?

Same here oo, i don miss u tire too , don't they say absence makes the heart grow fonder, na Nike teach me that one oo. . . .  .  

I am like this distance is killing moi, I get to Sacramento and back every evening. E get as e dey do me

So who's been doing ya own cooking for u naa, don't tell me its ennyluv oo

Ennywhat? Thats debosky heartthrob oh

LOL!!!. . .i see likkle wonder hes been so cool, calm and collected, who wouldn't be too!!  

ROFL @ lion coming to bite ur behind. . .na so. . .oya ur secret is safe wid me then!!    

Can y'all stop referring to him a s Goliath, the fact hes 7 feet tall, doesn't mean hes some kinda mutant abeg!!  

7ft I am just 6ft6 oh 7 ft bawo? No mind all those likkle men Na Jealousy dey worry dem.

Doesnt it feel cool to have every one below you? Looking at the middle of their head like theyre some midgets.

You need to hear the numerous screams of youre so taallll, How tall are you.
Trust me I tell them thats how Nigerians are. we are very tall.

HeatFusion:

Whose been CCC?
What secret? You dey talk abt that "one"? No mind am, I dey vex for that one
LOL, no goliath abi? how 'bout bean stalk


_{[way to go, fight for your man jare]}

The way u too dey`shine this ya eyez for ery small thing dey crack me the hell up oo for real. . . . .

Beans stalk  too ain't acceptable oo, speaking of which. . . .na beans cause the tallness, and i of all peeps should know too!!

Fight for ma what??, now u want tiger to bite ma own butt abi!!,

angola, na hungry catch you reach like this wey you wan turn your gf to cook before marriage eh. ok, carry on. make sure they don't use their money while you are at it  

yaya kake. ki zo ki rungomeni. akoi sanyi anan, ina so bargo me jini [i][/i]

see as this guy spoil reach  

Toyosi, call am o  pls.

dayokanu:

I am like this distance is killing moi, I get to Sacramento and back every evening. E get as e dey do me

E get as e dey what?? Pls abeg u go take red bull, abi naa monster energy drink supress am oo. . .abi u wan go herbal ni??

dayokanu:

Ennywhat? Thats debosky heartthrob oh

Enny's gatz it like that for real, i knew there was some thing spicy about that gurl for real. ,  .  . .u know say she go get more stamina than me abeg.

dayokanu:

7ft I am just 6ft6 oh 7 ft bawo? No mind all those likkle men Na Jealousy dey worry dem.

Doesnt it feel cool to have every one below you? Looking at the middle of their head like theyre some midgets.

You need to hear the numerous screams of youre so taallll, How tall are you.
Trust me I tell them thats how Nigerians are. we are very tall.

Dont mind 'em o jare i like ur dongoness just the way it is oo, thank God they dont have anything to shrink heights sef!!

*Hauwa*:


Toyosi, call am o pls.

Ahhhh!!!!e magbe me ke, call him ke??, if i could i would but i nor fit for "obvious" reasons oo, make una free me naa!!

dayokanu:


Trust me I tell them thats how Nigerians are. we are very tall.

So I be Asian abi

No be Nigerrian thing abeg, u just need to slow down with thegrowth hormone  

TOYOSI20:

The way u too dey`shine this ya eyez for ery small thing dey crack me the hell up oo for real. . . . .

Beans stalk  too ain't acceptable oo, speaking of which. . . .na beans cause the tallness, and i of all peeps should know too!!

Fight for ma what??, now u want tiger to bite ma own butt abi!!,

No be only beans dey make you two grow. . . . na the beans dey make you two mess up the living room.

Atleast if you wan release am, go to the restroom and do am. Why you two wan kill be with ewo egboyin, I no knw

Fight for your man baby See as Hauwa dey take style rub her hand on his shoulder

Best let her know that lioness don't play with their lion  

Infact, me sef, make I watch my step b4 u run after me with ax

TOYOSI20:


Dont mind 'em o jare i like ur dongoness just the way it is oo, thank God they dont have anything to shrink heights sef!!

HeatFusion:

No be only beans dey make you two grow. . . . na the beans dey make you two mess up the living room.

Atleast if you wan release am, go to the restroom and do am. Why you two wan kill be with ewo egboyin, I no knw

Fight for your man baby See as Hauwa dey take style rub her hand on his shoulder

Best let her know that lioness don't play with their lion

Infact, me sef, make I watch my step b4 u run after me with ax

Hauwa ke??, na ma Hausa sis be that oo, the only competion we would be doing would be in da kitchen for real, like cooking style oo!!!!

Whatever o jare una wey nor pay tithes for growth u come dey mess wid us say we dey chop beans abi, abeg free us, oo, . . . .

u nor see ma face ni??i resemble pesin wey they throw gas at all??

HeatFusion:

Hopefully u ain't popping them eye balls and putting on ur glasses as well!!

Its funny what some ladies call cooking. They will serve you instant noodles and boiled egg, and still have the liver to ask "how was my cooking, dear?"

biina:

Its funny what some ladies call cooking. They will serve you instant noodles and boiled egg, and still have the liver to ask "how was my cooking, dear?"

ah ah, kilode?
u lucky say she boiled egg with it

TOYOSI20:

Hauwa ke??, na ma Hausa sis be that oo, the only competion we would be doing would be in da kitchen for real, like cooking style oo!!!!

Whatever o jare una wey nor pay tithes for growth u come dey mess wid us say we dey chop beans abi, abeg free us, oo, . . . .

u nor see ma face ni??i resemble pesin wey they throw gas at all??

Hopefully u ain't popping them eye balls and putting on ur glasses as well!!

ahhh, that's how some women no dey see flirting when it slaps them o.

"she's my sis", "she's my best friend" until she "snatched my man away"

Better be careful, that's how ennyluv snatched david away. . . . I don vex for both of them. But I don walk away jeje

LOL, your face resemble pesin wey dey pass gas then ask "does it taste good?"

LOL! My glasses go protect them jare

E get as e dey what??     Pls abeg u go take red bull, abi naa monster energy drink supress am oo. . .abi u wan go herbal ni??

Energy drink   For this condition. U wan kill me finally be dat the only time I would take one is when u come visiting really i dont need one.

Enny's gatz it like that for real, i knew there was some thing spicy about that gurl for real. ,  .  . .u know say she go get more stamina than me abeg

Not to worry, our(Me and you) stamina, endurance and drive matches like Rice and stew

Dont mind 'em o jare i like ur dongoness just the way it is oo, thank God they dont have anything to shrink heights sef!!

Na jealousy dey worry dem Most of dem go dey wear 11inches heel just to reach your shoulder level.

@Hauwa, Haba why u dey fall me hand U dey go report to my missus?  Ba na so iskanci walahi
Zan meki mugun walikanci (what does it mean sef)