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@toyin,
which fine man?

How do u know??
Have u been tasting his semen??

Are you kidding me?
She soaks garri with it.
She even stores some in the fridge for future use

@Toyosi and Heatfusion

what?

@StephenP,
Do Deepzone and we know you are a competent pastor. Get a gas mask for the deliverance oh

Many options

@Moonstone,
Options? Are you into the financial market? Put and call option, futures, derivative, fixed income. You lost me there

Ibkaye, I have many - I don't need to be jealous of yours

Many what??

DK - you're bribing your way into me? LOL! That's impressive

Just one small hurdle for you, You have to be screened by Toyosi. SHe is the only sista I trust

Stephen,

Concentrate all your effort on Earthmama. Let her marry anyone and have her honeymoon in Antarctica where she can melt polar ice with her farts

I guess she is planning to marry Osama since she want to name her kids Akmed bin wateva

Dayokanu - who is giving me out to you? Are you paying them?  

Heatfusion - e pele o! Won't you register you and Davidylan here? Let me begin to pray for you.

Chamo and MissyB too should be in our prayers. . . They are scheduled to get married in November.

@Moonstone aint you lucky?  

@Sauron, Consider the monetary benefit in this credit crunch. Regarding the fart, Douse her with petrol, and spray the house with tear gas. I bet your would be better off perceiving tear gas that DZ.

@heatfusion,
I am trying to eat na. DOnt make me puke with the thot of DZ in the same city with moi. I would rather wait for you to divorce

Nigeria Military deploy well.

Havent you heard of lots of them that went to Liberia, Sierra leone, Sudan and Somalia.

The other wait by the roadside to collect N20 tax

My boo is alive and kicking with his 14 inch rod.  You can't beat that

exactly the rod lenght of Horses and Donkeys.

Deepy, are u getting married this year??
What is with you and marriage. If u are hoping u already have Pataki on a lockdown. . . . .then u have missed like a freethrow shot.
Tumfulu is still available to you though.

Sauron pls do us a favour. Marry Deepzone. I would pay you $100 per hour. I know you can do it.
Even if it means perpetually high and vodka 90%  ethanol content

@Hauwa,

Nagode. Ba na son ta.

I dont do anything in uniform.

If you like uniforms tell me I can hook you up with some guys in Gitmo. Heard they wear Uniforms too.

@Dayo
Stop taking style to dey flirt with DZ, J-girl is a very jealous woman

Flirt with Deepzone? I would rather commit incest!!! or just stay celibate

@ Hauwa,
Menene? Kinada damua?

Nooo. Nurses Uniform is the farthest i can go.

Me Veteran? Lailai. I love me life

who the Hell is Ohachaesi,

WOuld you back off now before I send rotts on your trail. If you wan hook up meet earthmama. And let her grill you.

Dayokanu needs prayers this year before he turns gay. may he get married this year to motunrayo in Jesus name.

@deepzone, I understand life can be difficult when no one looks your way. You have chased men and women on this site so much and you have been rejected. why dont you try bestiality, like hook up with a donkey or a horse.

Or buy a carton of dildos and get busy,

@heatfusion, Na wa oh everyday you change ID. Maybe your IP would soon be banned self.

@Toyosi, How do you know the different ID's Nike changes to. Does she tell you ahead of time.
You must be very smart. And you just called yourself a liability.
Have you checked, You talent might be in Forensics cracking codes

@Toyosi,
So look out. No soldier, veteran for you. No even anyone who has ever travelled through Anapolis even on vacation.
Not even anyone who has ever been in Boy scout, man O war, Police department even civil defense.

In short Nobody in uniform for you.

@Hauwa, Yo she ne ki na da aure.

Preach it brethren  I am the only Proverb thirty something woman here jare, very humble, shy, submissive and full of virtue

Now to repay the honour, let me see who I can hook you up with, because we all have to get married this year by the Grace of God, we have to my left Toyosi20, on my right Tgirl4real, and beside me is Tope2000, name which one you want, and if you want them all, we can work something out

Who is hawking my sister there? Be careful yourself oh!!!
My sister is not for marry one get one free promo

Ask me again in a year's time. I need you to get over Toyinrayo first. I am not usually the rebound girl.

@Moonstone, Me and Toyinrayo never got started in the first place

Kuro lona jor, na ma Big bro, and all I'm doing is looking out for him too

Thanks sis Just the way i am looking out for you too. Any suitor on your case, just refer them to me for screening.

Lol, I no fit shout.
I already Gave j-girl to Dayo sha, and Deepzone to 4Play. Such perfect couples

Toyosi has to screen anyone this time around.

B T W who reincarned as Heatfusion again?

He might lose a limb in Afghanistan/Iraq, He might die in the line of duty, (risk of being a widow)
He might have sleepless nights from the number of people he has killed,
He might be disturbed from the bomb sounds he has endured.
They can call him for service when you are in bed.
And dont try to take him up in a fight. remember Mike Tyson/Robin Givens battery

Blaze the who??
Ma bro time never reach oo, no man wan marry liability, especially in this day and age,
e remain small for me,

No man would ever call you a liability. Have you stepped back to check yourself in the mirror?

My sista, Liability? Abeg fast forward the damn thing make the guy come prostrate for me na.

I have to screen any guy you bring oh. we dont want the guy tainting our blue blood

@Toyosi,
Blaze the trail na. Why you dey push the thing around. Why not you?

Nooo. That was the time Rivaldo, Sinisa and co were at their free kick peaks.

The English media just blew Beckham out of proportion. Against Greece his famous kick, Did you know how many he wasted?

Then how many has he scored in his career?

@Ibime,
Koeman I might agree but Beckham is no where near Rivaldo, Dinho, Juninho, in free kick terms

Adebayor is a defensive striker. He is actually helping the Bolton defence!!!!

I beleive the topic is addressing active players cos if not Sinisa is the best free kick taker to have ever lived.

@Toyosi,

Good!!! I know I can depend on you!!!

watch out for Ras Pwn oh

I still dont understand how you people think.

Why dont you just tell Hamas to stop firing the ineffective rockets instead of burdening Israel with the responsibility of taking the rocket launchers down? Why give Israel an excuse

Action beget a reaction . Stop the action and there would be no reaction.

Tabba can mean give him igbo or coco to sniff

Toyosi,

what are you up to with Ras Pwn?

What about my assignment?