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Ferguson Quotes:

On Paul Ince "I used to have a saying that when a player is at his peak, he feels as though he can climb Everest in his slippers. That's what he was like."

On Italians "When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate I check under the sauce to make sure. They are the inventors of the smokescreen."

On the 1999 Champions League triumph "I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football. Bloody hell."

On media criticism of Juan Sebastián Verón "On you go. I'm no ********ing talking to you. He's a ********ing great player. Yous are ********ing idiots."

On Liverpool "My greatest challenge is not what's happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their ********ing perch. And you can print that."

On the 2003 title race "It's getting tickly now – squeaky-bum time, I call it."

On kicking a boot into David Beckham's face in 2003 "It was a freakish incident. If I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn't happen again. If I could I would have carried on playing!"

On Filippo Inzaghi "That lad must have been born offside."

On José Mourinho "He was certainly full of it, calling me boss and big man when we had our post-match drink after the first leg. But it would help if his greetings were accompanied by a decent glass of wine. What he gave me was paint-stripper."

On whether Liverpool would win the title in 2007 "You must be joking. Do I look as if I'm a masochist ready to cut myself? How does relegation sound instead?"

On Old Trafford "The crowd were dead. It was like a funeral out there."

On Wayne Rooney's transfer request "Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in your own field. It's a fact. Right? And it never really works out that way."

On Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid "Do you think I would enter into a contract with that mob? Absolutely no chance. I would not sell them a virus. That is a 'No' by the way. There is no agreement whatsoever between the clubs."

On Manchester United's 19th league title "It's not so much passing Liverpool. It's more important that United are the best team in the country in terms of winning titles." about 17 hours ago

On Germans "Typical"

[size=14pt]The coaching appointment shows the ambition of a club

Bayern went from Van Gaal to Heyckenes and ro Pep Guordiola

You can see the progression from one reputable manager to another[/size]

Na for Man Utd to dey "roku" for Carling cup remain now

All of una wey don yab Arsenal, Now the table has turned

I dey laff oo

David Moyes.

Welcome to the dawn of Mediocrity.

All of una wey don abuse Arsenal for trophylessness. Na to dey grab Carling Cup nowadays

The boy wan watch MOJO

RIP

Admin, Moderators and Supermod,

I want to make a formal complaint.

Our elders say Ere kini aja n ba ekun se? Which kain play tiger dey follow dog play, They also said Aluwala Ologbo ona ati ko eran je ni (All the niceness-The ablution of a cat is a to find a way to steal meat from the pot)

Is there a way you can reject people who want to follow you?

I checked my profile now and I saw Ikenna is already following me, Or is there anyone who can help me cast Ifoju orun(Heavenly blindness) on him. So that he would see my posts and pass over

There are 1 million other people on this forum why e dey follow me. Ileke Idi never follow me, Ogugua never follow me, Achukwunet never follow me, freecocoa never follow me, All the fine girls never follow me na Ikenna come dey follow me.

If you wan ban me just talk now jare


That awkward moment when you wan carry expo aka orijo/dodo, or spy someone elses work for exam hall and the invigilator comes to sit by your side.

Oso ile deyin leyin mi o ba deyin, Aje ile dehin leyin mi o ba dehin, Ikenna dehin leyin mi o nitoripe Afopina to lohun o pa fitila ara e ni o pa

Na the husband dey take the picture

Number 1

nateevs: We should have put that to bed. Bad misses when we could have sealed the win.
We have to beat Villa on the weekend.

Victor Moses and his walking-pace football just irks me like crazy.

I think you would be irked more by a top striker who hasnt scored a league goal in the year and its May already

Torres hasnt scored a league goal this year


This is the 5th month of the year

~Bluetooth:
Isn't it annoying and frustrating that a minority tribe could produce a president while the ibos have not been able to yet some of them still think following a national party will give them such ambition ? A party dominated by hausa/fulanis for that matter ?

Without the Hausa Fulani support they are like fish out of water

Tell me what happened to their APGA and PPA without Hausa Fulani support?

Ponmo tastes nice in Soups though

Dede1: It is known as S L Akintola’s political motto.

So Ndigbos are now followers of Akintola? Interesting No ideology of theirs just follow

Texas.Cowgirl:
Can someone please explain this to me?

In Nigeria its called

[size=28pt]AGIP = Any Government in Power [/size] syndrome or Ashawoism

How many times the guy wan die sef?

Mr. Globe:
“In the history of Nigeria, the South East was never known to play opposition politics. What is counted today as APC is a Yoruba party and if you come to the political history of this country we in the South East have always played along the national tendency,
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/okorocha-defects-to-unregistered-apc/

Is he trying to tell us the SouthEast always flows wherever the country carries them and no mind of their own?

If na Jonathan win dem follow, If na OBj win dem follow, If na Buhari win dem follow, If na Atiku win dem follow

Follow follow AGIP politics would never rule

ADEBAYORRRRRRRRRRRR

Everyone here dey form I sabi cook, Even those wey no fit boil egg or water without burning it

Ileke-IdI:
Someone needs to tie your hands behind your back

Are you planning a Bd S M on Dendemoron?

Hmmm Dominatrixx

In 4years time Sylva would be due for a Presidential Pardon and contest for Senate.

Its a cycle just like Alams

Texas.Cowgirl:
Yayyy, I love you Mukina

Rule 22. No Homo is allowed on this forum

BTW Ogas. Ikenna don ban eggheaders for no reason at all.

Take a look at what caused the ban cos some people are just power drunk Na so he ban my paddy dendemorron too

You can dissolve the marriage anywhere in Nigeria

otokx: but all these looters should beg odili to show them the way to get perpetual injunction from the law.

Odilis wife is a judge and knows the way around the law. Unlike those other wey marry fish seller and illiterate Umblerra

Behind every successful thief(Odili) is a woman. Clyde had Bonnie

[size=13pt]Did she pound the Spaghetti or she blended it?

It looks like what you can eat with draw soup[/size]

Ini Edo, you fall Calabar people hand . People known for their culinary skills

Maybe he is saying Jonathan wont even contest.

That means he would never go against Jonathan

He hasnt repaid his debt he is still donating money all over

Ibime: An eediot opening his mouth to compare quality of opposition in Cup runs. Name one big team Rafa has defeated in Europa Cup?

Baselona

They wear the same jersey with the other one

Dr Ifeanyi the native Doctor don dey see masquerade chasing him in his dream

Why is every Bayelsa ex governor a thief,

From Alams to Retardeen Jonathan to Timipre Sylva

Even Piers Morgan knows about the Arsenal loser mentality

Please God, on behalf of all Arsenal fans, let this Fergie rumour be true.

Sir Alex quitting is the nearest thing to a trophy Arsenal have won in 8 years.

Anyone fancy a conga around Beverly Hills? #SirAlex