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Ujujoan: You should just kneel and stand up, no need to wait for her to ask you to rise!

This is another thing I hate about 'those people'. . . . Bunch of hypocrites. Like kneeling down to greet will make them live longer. Tufiakwa!

God pls make me an Ibo again in my next life!

This can only be coming from the tribe that wake their parent from bed with vicious sliding tackle

If you see a boy beating up his father 90% chance is that he is Ibo

Example

Police arraign man, 26, for allegedly beating mother
On August 23, 2012 · In News
6:08 pm

Abuja – The Police on Thursday arraigned one Chima Eke, 26, of Tudun Wada in Lugbe, Abuja, before an Abuja Senior Magistrates’ Court for allegedly beating up his mother.

Someone needs to educate ignorant EPL and La Liga fans

ShyM-X:
Bro., that's the truth... Once Paul takes the baby, they're connected for life.. and who wants to be connected to a groupie, anyway? If she were a decent chic, that's different, but a groupie is just so so__________

Never make a who.re/groupie/slag/slut a housewife!

Then dont fuccck a who--re, groupiee/ Slag/ Slutt or hoochie

[size=14pt]Paulo my guy stop this yeye denial

Na only you be the man wey dey Naija ni?

Why the girl no mention say na Peter, 2face, Flavour, DBanj or Don Jazzy

When you dey Kongo the 17yr old, he dey sweet you , Now belle don show, Better no Bleep up[/size]

[size=18pt]This na Temptation[/size]

The father was claiming Paul nacked her at age 17

ddippset: as for me, result and score line are different. Scoreline is 7-0, result is 'bayern qualified'. This is just as far as my iq can go.

Thank you for adding the part in bold

Pataki: Oritsejafor - arguably one of the greatest philantropist in Nigeria (according to the praise singing report); yet, he needed his church members to donate money to buy him a private jet?! Who does this charlatan think he is fooling?!

Foolish Oritsejafor, please stop lying. The sin of lying is worse than the sin of witchcraft.

The blink blink pastor doesnt care. he has to catch up with Baby of Cashmoney

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What of the ones that fought for Biafra have they been paid their salary?

ddippset: Aaaaaaaarh! Is it my retina or my medulla oblongata this is malfunctioning? pique says it would not have made a difference to the outcome of the tie. Now let's analyse 'outcome to the tie' what does this mean? Does it mean the scoreline or does it mean who qualifies? Answer me this question pls. As for me let me say it for the umpteenth time And just as pique said messi wouldn't have changed the outcome of the tie, but he would have changed the scoreline.

Gerard Pique: 'Lionel Messi wouldn't have changed Bayern Munich result

What was the result 7-0 . Gerard Pique says Lionel Messi wouldnt have changed the result from 7-0

So lets label him a Messi hater

jidegirl12: **Faints** He sure is

Get me outta here mehn!!

That ID is a troll check its posting history and profile pic

usbcable: @dipp,
leave dayo alone.

he will never side with whatever you say.

The revered Barcelona was whooped by his beloved team and you want him to let the moment slip away.

he will want to drill into all y'all ears.

BTW,
he has a point though, everybody looses someday woefully. so just let him be.

Barcelona na my whipping boy. Before these home and away drubbing Bayern has played Barca 6 times won 3 drawn 2 and lost 1.

Before these set of games we have won twice at Nou Camp already

So whats the big deal?

Barca and Madrid are our boy boy, We beat them anyhow we want

Barca never won in Munich Bayern won 3 times in Nou Camp

madrid Never won in Munich Bayern won twice in Bernabeu

So you better respect your Oga at the top

ddippset: hahaahahaha. Who sounds like mama gee now? Sh1t I don't believe I even have to mention that name! So performing in a match amounts to scoring a goal? Pls o messi is not ronaldo. Messi doesn't have to score to have put in a man of the match performance. Specifically against man u in 08 he was whiping them floor with them man u defenderas. You are the type who would just run in the house and ask, messi score?

Messi was wiping the floor with Man Utd defenders yet his team couldnt score 1 goal in 180 minutes. Messi couldnt score or provide an assist

Same with vs Inter Milan 2010, Chelsea 2012 home and away

ddippset: so why can you not handle the fact that with him fully fit and featured in the second tie, and going by his antecedents the tie wouldn't be so one sided? He could do it. And if there's anything messi couldn't do, then no footballer born of a woman could.

Gerard Pique disagrees with you. So can we also tag Pique a Messi hater?

ddippset: hahaahahaha. Who sounds like mama gee now? Sh1t I don't believe I even have to mention that name! So performing in a match amounts to scoring a goal? Pls o messi is not ronaldo. Messi doesn't have to score to have put in a man of the match performance. Specifically against man u in 08 he was whiping them floor with them man u defenderas. You are the type who would just run in the house and ask, messi score?

Below is what Gerard Pique said

Barcelona defender Gerard Pique is adamant that it would not have made a difference to the outcome of their Champions League semi-final tie against Bayern Munich if Lionel Messi had been in the starting lineup.


Pique admits that even if Messi had started the tie would still have witnessed the same result.

So by Ddippset logic, Pique is also a Messi hater

Hmmm Another Great Ife

i-smoke-weed:
is that pronunciation right ?

What is the right pronunciation for Schedule?

What is the right way to write colour, Labor, odor etc?

honeric01: , You no even sabi lie

Ask anyone and they would tell you they would rather use Bartra than use that Sloth named Daniel van Buyten

ddippset: 1. It's not so hard to underastand that a one legged van persie for instance could score a hattrick against a wwest brom side but wouldn't even touch the ball against a real madrid side. Its like 1 and 1 equals 2. Funny u should mention chelsea. They don't play football they play parker. Anyway your singling out games just correlates with my point that every great footballer has one bed game left in him. He flopped against inter but he has murdered teams better than that inter side and also he flopped against bayern but he has murdered teams better than this bayern side.

You were the one that told us Messi could never be quiet home and away

And I gave you instances of games vs clubs where he has been quiet

Vs Man Utd home and away in 2008, Vs Inter home and away 2010, Vs Chelsea home and away 2009, 2012

He has been quiet.

And this happens to every great footballer not just Messi

ddippset: bayern munich is the best team in the world today, but let's wait and see how long they stay atop, or even if they widen the champions league. But the issue with you and dayo is not even about bayern. You have issues with messi. And Its so clear. Becos we are all saying yeas you guys were better . We also said even with messi you guys would still beat us. We then insiast that with messi fully fit, it wouldn't be a 7-0 deficit, and you still got issues! It's easy to see you guys are just dogging messi. And that's where I personally come in. Don't do that cus; yes messi got spanked, he was 1mpotent, he fumbled, he didn't have a single shot on goal but you still don't have a player like him.

If you have paid attention on this forum you would have seen that I have defended Messi as much as you, But claiming Bayern wouldnt have beaten you if Messi played is pure rubbish

Brazil got beaten even when Ronaldinho played, Holland got owned even when Cryuff played, Juventus and madrid got molested even when Zidane played,


So why would it be different with barcelona and Messi?

You guys atimes just sound like Mamagee and the Ronaldo fanboys

Pique a Barca player and Messis teammate claimed even if Messi had played nothing would have changed but you on nairaland who only watch on TV claims it would have been different?

ddippset: that's exactly my point. Pele and maradona lost scandalously sometime and had their respective teams thrashed. Why do I say you are doubting messi? We barca fans have all sucumbed that even with messi we still would have lost and as fans we believe that a fully fit meSsi would have reduced the deficit but you would have none of that. You insist messi was fully fit simply because he scored against some lower la liga teams? go tru the records messi gets subdued sometimes but never has it happened in consecutive home and away ties.

Thats because the Bayern team that played the first leg dominated a team that had Messi who was beasting vs La Liga teams

What happened to Messi vs Chelsea home and away last season?

What happened to Messi home and away vs Inter Milan in 2012

Everyone gets owned one time or the other. The great Brazil got owned in France 98 final, Germany has been owned several times, Cryuuff Barcelona, Bayern of Beckenbauer,Cappelo and Sacchis Milan even the Madrid Galacticos got owned and Barcelona wont be an exception with or without Messi

ebdib: Speak no more. The records speak for themselves. Anywhere you look, there's a Messi record. Bayern my foot. mscheew.

I am sure you want to hear some history. Bayern and barcelona are friends Its JJC like you who want to burn the bridge and I would help you with some History lessons

Go and check Bayern vs Barcelona head to head

Bayern and barcelona have met 8 times in European competition. Bayern have won a whooping 5 times 2 draws and lost only once to barcelona

3 of these Bayern wins were at the Nou Camp which makes Nou Camp one of our favourite toilets in Europe where we can go anytime and take a dump.

The all time aggregates between Bayern and barcelona is 15-9 in favour of BAYERN

Now tell us Who is your DADDY?

ddippset: d.y. May I call you d.y. Why do you doubt that boy? That boy at 19 rescued a 10 man barca from a rampaging real madrid side by becoming the only player to score an el classico hattrick(at 19), that boy led barca to demolish your bayern 4-0 not too long ago, that boy put 5 beyond levercusen, that boy led the comeback to eliminate milan 4-0. The list is getting too long for this post. Why do you still doubt messi? Why? He didn't do it against bayern but the boi has paid his dues, he is more than capable of screw1ng this same exact bayern side next time. If this was the last supper you be worse than a thomas, I tell you. Don't doubt the genius.

No one is doubting Messi but every footballer gets tamed on some days.

Zidane was tamed several times, Ronaldo Lima was, Ronaldinho was, Cryuff was and messi wont be an exception. It doesnt have to be because of anything but someone on a day might just have your number

In the UEFA cup in 1997 one Match Godwin Okpara was able to tame the great Ronaldo Lima, The return leg, Ronaldo bursted into flames and burnt Strasbourg

Those days it was just Seun and Musiwa aka Nigeria1 spamming the forum

honeric01: You didn't answer me, who's better in the Barsa squad (fit central defender) apart from Pique?

Bartra is better than Van Buyten

ebdib: Dude come on
you should be tired of taunting barca already.
you guys won. be classy man

Barca had tough luck but nonetheless Bayern was superb. If messi was fit and mascherano/Puyol werent injured at the same time, we could have stood a chance but hey i still dont think we could have won, maybe not the 7-0 margin....

Meine zwei cents...oder nicht?. du bist Bayerische, du musst mich verstehen.

Taunting Barca ke? The schadenfreude is over. We are just trying to correct all these excuse giving. When Barca beat Bayern our defence lined up Oddo, breno, Lell and Butt But we took the defeat in good faith. And thats what we expect Barca fans to do too.

Ich muß nicht sein Bayerischen dich zu verstehen. Wir versuchen nur, um die Sache richtig zu stellen

The same Messi who played in La Liga and has kept scoring was suddenly injured midweek and his team lost 4-0

^^ The Nigerian born kids who never learn their Local language, Which accent do they now speak with? Or do they dont speak with accents?

ddippset: never mind this bayern duo, they are like groupies nowadays, makes me wonder where the bayern fans' thread is. Like I said before every international site I've read from stresses on messi's fitness over the past month. Apparently they see their victory 0.00000001 percent tainted by articles about messi's fitness. Or maybe they just mad they have the world's best players but still don't have the world's best player. I am sure iam wrong but I just can't find an explanation why we can't mention that messi was recovering from an injury anymore.

Messi is recovering from an injury bla bla bla but that hasnt stopped him from performing vs others clubs

But when Bayern humiliates Barca home and away its because Messi is injured. The same Messi who has scored how many goals in the last 3 La Liga games?

They should write to the FG

honeric01: And was it Dante that has been your first choice for the past 3 seasons?

BTW, Apart from Pique from the list of fit-Central-defenders at Barsa that played against you in both legs, (in the entire Barcelona team) Who's as good as Van?

You can't compare the on-ground-materials at Bayern to that of Barsa.

Dante joined this season and he has been our first name in Defence and our best defender

Every footballer is better than Van Buyten

honeric01: And when did Dante become your first choice over Van Buyten?

Van Buyten has never been our first choice defender for the past 3 seasons

Johnpaul88: ^^^
Lol! to these two Bayern fans.

Once you pass a comment about anything other than hoisting them at the loftiest of heights for doing the 'impossible' against the almighty Barca, they 'll come against you like bees, like fire among thorns! Gush !

When you guys beat us in 2009 even though we played our second rate defence we never have excuses we acknowledged you as the best.

And when we flogged you like no one has ever done before then we deserve to be hoisted to loftiest of height

honeric01: But Bayern's got a replacement of same quality in these players, can same be said when it comes to Barsa?

Anyways, i am not making excuses for our oust, we'll make amends.

You mean van Buyten is of same quality as Dante lol