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berem: are you better than her Miss Innocentie? mtscheeew!
Can the op also prove to us that he has never cheated too? When a man cheats, it's a man's world. When a woman cheats she gets crucified. Abeg marry her sharp sharp and stop complaining joor!

How do you want him to prove to you that he hasnt cheated on her?

By showing you his diccckkk or what?

You can also try your father in law too

Everyone knows we dont have a competent president thats why all groups have taken the laws into their hand

MEND do them own, Boko Haram do their own, OPC do their own, Ombatse do their own, MASSOB do their own, Kuku go yarn, Asari go dey voke, Uwazuruike go dey Hala

Just because we have a clueless president

Aregbesola is not interested in the jamboree that comes with project commissioning Go to Osun and see development in the state

Like Akala who build toilet with 2 million and used 10million to commission it

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What kind of fun or excitement can anyone get from having sex with an octogenarian grandmother

It must be some form of mental sickness.

They shouldnt kill the guy just get good long and fat iron rod

Spread his nyansh and do to him what he did to the grandmother

Now leave him to walk with bow leg all his life

yellowpawpaw: Do court marriage.it doesn't cost a thing.small amt.it will give u peace of mind too.

Simple. Go to court get married and continue life

No one mandated it that you must spend 9million on wedding

What does OP mean by full control?

OP What are you contributing to the household expenses?

If you are not helping with household finances then he has the right to question you on what you are doing with your income.

On the other hand if you are contributing equally to household finances, then anything left, he has no business with how you spend it

Govt gave MEND amnesty

Discussing amnesty with Boko Haram

Now its time for Ombatse Amnesty

Governors empower militias to win election and they now go out of control

Just like Odili did with MEND

Borno did with Boko Haram and now

Nasarawa with Ombatse

Were they killing them with PS3 console?

This guy too dey yarn, His mouth no dey rest ni

make dem buy him Chewing gum to engage his running mouth

Patience Jonathan

Blueboy0402: Will you close your mouth! Are you a learner? Buhari used the "baboon and dog must soak in blood" as an idiomatic expression to convey his message during 2011 election and you are here talking rubbish. If you feel aggrieved by Asari's statement and have decide to embark on a f.0.0ls errand for Buhari, you can as well go and arrest him. Inasmuch as I dont support violence, is Asari the first to make such statement? What of Atiku/Ciroma/Buhari/Obj? What is good for Adamu is good for Tombra.

You are gentically senseless.

Buhari said Dogs and Baboon would soak in blood and you dey vex for here. Which one you be dog or baboon?

If you feel Buhari has said anything wrong why hasnt your clueless President RETARDEEN Jonathan arrested and tried him

ddippset: lol, why are you running to the police? the nairaland police.

Usually I would have responded but now I cant Because if I respond now Ikenna would ban me,

He has been looking for the opportunity to ban me since

Infact he started following me against my wish

Zeus I: Well, if Buhari could be roaming through Nigeria undisturbed and unconfined to jail for stating that '...Nigeria will be ungovernable if he fails to be the president...' and it has been the case, who will dare to arrest Asari Dokubo? I laugh at the I.G and those calling for his(asari's) arrest

Can you quote where Buhari said he would make the country ungovernable

or you just dug that out of your arsee as usual?

ileobatojo: Lol. May God expand your room and parlor o!

But seriously people, move ya sh*it and stop giving the poor baby sleepless nights. If you have room and parlor, leave baby in room and go to parlor! Is it more than 5-15 minutes? Na biri biri? (marathon)

If you have only room, pick bed or floor to put baby and use the other location for your activities! If you don't have floor, go to the bathroom, go to the kitchen. Just relocate your sh*it and let the poor child sleep. Abi na wetin?!

Mama Biology,

Na marathon Biribiri oo. Faka fiki mole goke, mole sokale

They were doing their stuff on the bed na the sharp boy wan match mojo by force.

That kain boy if they lock him out sef, He go dey peep through keyhole

and wetin he dey find he go see one day when he says "Daddy get up why are you wrestling with mommy"

ileobatojo: Okay no one is asking so I will. So, all 3 of you are sleeping on the same bed and then 2 people suddenly decide to jump on each other and wiggle and jiggle waking up the 3rd party. And the topic is baby interrupting parents during sex? More like parents interrupting baby during sleep!! Do the words bassinet, crib and/or separate room mean anything to you? Why is no one interested in respecting this baby's sleeping space and taking your sh*it elsewhere?

Sorry to be harsh but if I say I'm not totally confused, I'd be lying.

Mama Biology.

Not everyone is a multimillionaire with 10 room mansion

Some of us still living in Room and parlour where the parents sleep on the bed and the kids sleep on the floor in the same room

We know its not ideal but how we go do na?

noblezone: unfortunately, Buhari was referring to hfellow humans as baboons

It is very pathetic.

Are you a mind reader that you know what Buhari means?

Buhari said baboons, You claimed he was referring to you.

Are you telling us you are a Baboon?

masu: they need to arrest obj for saying that his re-election will be do or die affair
arrest buhari for saying baboon will soak with blood
etc and then arrest asari

Why should Buharis statement worry you?

He said baboons would be soaked in blood,

I believed its Baboons that should be worried and not human beings.

Or you be baboon?

So everyone now knows the federal Govt headed by Retardeen Jonathan is a figure head

How can one explain a common criminal like Asari daring him to come arrest him,

Next thing you would see Jonathan smiling sheepishly

Emperoh: Bros, if you are not married, i will help you find wife! Just gimme ur specs
GOD Bless U!!

Why not just marry him, He is a GAYYner already so no wahala

Obiagu1: Anyone that does not condone violence and threats of violence as a tool to acquire political gain.

Then that would exclude Asari, Kuku and those Niger Delta elders who have been threatening fire and brimstone if Jonathan doesnt win

masu: they need to arrest obj for saying that his re-election will be do or die affair
arrest buhari for saying baboon will soak with blood
etc and then arrest asari

Why should Buharis statement worry you?

He said baboons would be soaked in blood,

I believed its Baboons that should be worried and not human beings.

Or you be baboon?

I would advice him to go ask his mother who his real father is.

I cant father someone that clueless

So everyone now knows the federal Govt headed by Retardeen Jonathan is a figure head

How can one explain a common criminal like Asari daring him to come arrest him,

Next thing you would see Jonathan smiling sheepishly

coogar: the inzaghi quote was the best......

Inzaghi, Nistelrooy or Crespo who was worse