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PoliticsRe: My Oga At The Top: NSCDC Replaces Shem With Adesuyi As Lagos Commandant by dayokanu(m): 4:15am On Apr 02, 2013
Did they get permission from his "Oga at the top" before sacking him?
PoliticsRe: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by dayokanu(m): 3:06am On Apr 02, 2013
Afam is an experienced tribalist
FamilyRe: She Threaten 2 Divorce Me If I Dont Dissociate Myself From My Best Friend. by dayokanu(m): 10:58pm On Apr 01, 2013
^^ I suggest the OP bulges to the threat, And he issue a counter threat by telling the wife never to talk to her mother again else they would divorce.

OP stops talking to Dayo, Wife stops taking to her mother. SHIKENA

Hope she would agree to that cos the same reason why Dayo is intruding can be used for the MIL as well.

Just as the MIL was instrumental in being where she is today so was Dayo in him being where he is today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 10:14pm On Apr 01, 2013
Belovedd: who do you honestly think is a more prolific striker: chicharito or Ba?

For me its Chicharito
Chicharito He is one of the best predator and poacher in the world
PoliticsRe: My Oga At The Top: Mr Shem Finally Sacked by dayokanu(m): 10:03pm On Apr 01, 2013
Did they get permission from his "Oga at the top" before sacking him?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 9:38pm On Apr 01, 2013
Who Arsenal dey play for FA cup abi dem ban una from playing ni?
FamilyRe: She Threaten 2 Divorce Me If I Dont Dissociate Myself From My Best Friend. by dayokanu(m): 9:03pm On Apr 01, 2013
^^ In his potent days nko?
FamilyRe: She Threaten 2 Divorce Me If I Dont Dissociate Myself From My Best Friend. by dayokanu(m): 8:58pm On Apr 01, 2013
chaircover: Now you are talking!!! I thought all the men questioned said they would give up sexx for football. 1 in 6 is a better figure . . . truth is they probably werent getting laid to start with anyway, so they arent missing anything cool
if you ask 6 men to choose between sex and football during a game especially an important one. Maybe 4 would give up sex at that point, He might come back to beg after the game o

In Naija when Nigeria wins some people spend their life savings celebrating, If some peoples phone ring during a game they can throw it away

You need to see a football fan, Nothing matter at that point

My dad told me he sat motionless inside the rain for like 3hours at Liberty stadium in 1976 after IICC lost to Mighty Jets

A friends dad told me he rode Motorcycle from Oshogbo to Ibadan to go watch an IICC game

Tell Baba Eleran to take between IICC and Sex lol
FamilyRe: She Threaten 2 Divorce Me If I Dont Dissociate Myself From My Best Friend. by dayokanu(m): 8:34pm On Apr 01, 2013
chaircover: He and our son discuss it but they are both within earshot

Of course marriage does not stop you being an individual but it should reduce you from being just a ME ME ME person and to be considerate towards your partner. Its not just all about you now. It should be more of "us"
You are lucky he has a grown up son to discuss with For a man who is newly married, has only daughters, whose son in too young to discuss. He has to call friends

He could have gone to the bar to watch which would take him away from home for about 5hrs or more but he is at home at least you dey see am say he dey here and not "Maybe he dey with another woman or getting into mischief"
FamilyRe: She Threaten 2 Divorce Me If I Dont Dissociate Myself From My Best Friend. by dayokanu(m): 8:25pm On Apr 01, 2013
^^After the game, does your husband call friends to discuss the game and argue it for a while?

Most guys do it. Even on NL after a game guys congregate in the Sport section to analyse for hours. This happens every Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday and atimes Monday and Thursday

You cant suddenly leave all that because you are married.

because one is married doesnt mean other aspect of life is dead

If its a world cup final, Champions league fina, Superbowl final, NBA finals For most guys only a matter of life and death would make them shift

Some people commit suicide, refuse food or go into depression after the game, So sexy moves at these times might be ignored

And dont turn it to "So football matters more than me" or Choose between football and me" you might be surprised at the response at that point in time
FamilyRe: She Threaten 2 Divorce Me If I Dont Dissociate Myself From My Best Friend. by dayokanu(m): 8:09pm On Apr 01, 2013
OP,

Is your wife working? Does she have friends yet in the UK? If she doesnt she might see you as the only outlet and you talking with friends on phone is taking out of her time.

because I think atimes when partners dont have any other life aside from each other it might become choking.
No matter the love you still crave the lonely time to yourself where you can do anything you wished,

On Saturdays, Sundays and midweek I like watching football or sports and after the game call friends who are fans and discuss it argue and make fun of each other. My partner has to understand that

Woman go shopping, massage, manicure, Hair dressing salon, hang out with female friends and share female gist

Guys argue football, politics, past life, work place issues, future business plans, common friends, go to bar or stadium etc

Its not everytime that your partner must be on your neck and talking there are other people in your life too
FamilyRe: She Threaten 2 Divorce Me If I Dont Dissociate Myself From My Best Friend. by dayokanu(m): 8:03pm On Apr 01, 2013
baby_123: Eeyah! You guys have an enviable friendship. And i hope it is just that, friendship. But i understand the woman's frustration. What will a grown family man be doing, having time to gist 2 hours everyday. You guys even move to landline if the cellphone talk is not enough. Do you even have free calls with your wife. She is probably jealous, and it is understandable. She should be in that position, not your friend. The closeness between you two na wah! Maintain your friendship with him, but devote more time to your family. Those 2 hours can be cut down to 15mins or 1hour over the weekend. Spend more time enjoying your family. What do you guys even see to say everyday? Most guys dont even like to be on the phone past 15mins. I like that you guys actually pulled each other up and helped each other out while in need. The guy is a friend in deed, actions and words. Dont lose such a friend, they are rare. But let him understand your wife's reservations which are valid. Just reduce the gossip time, maybe you guys can start playing soccer together and hang out at a bar once a week. So you can talk all the talk you want cheesy
This is a sensible response
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 6:49pm On Apr 01, 2013
coogar: that would be because ba has played more minutes of english football than torres - coupled with the fact that torres has 4 assists in that period as well. if assists ain't important as goals, why is it even recorded as a stat?
What insanity, I think you have a scrotum in your brain. Yellow card is recorded as a stat, Number of blocks and passes made are recorded they must be as important as a goal.

that would be a daft argument - today's goal was the 1st one in 10 appearances for demba ba. he's not the ball of fire we knew at newcastle.
Everyone knows strikers need a run of games to get into their scoring groove Demba ba at newcastle played every game every minute, At Chelsea the 2 left legged Torres gobbles up minutes and air on the field modelling


this question typifies your stupidity....
question should be - why is ba of chelsea inferior to the ba of newcastle? it's well documented chelsea have a better midfield than newcastle which should translate into ba scoring 1 goal per game. why has ba failed to live up to the expectation?
You are a loon. Demba ba of newcastle plays every game, In Chelsea he has to share with the dud, E.g last league game Torres played all 90min do you expect ba to score from the bench or from his house?

If Ba had an extended run of 20+ games that Torres have 1, he would score way more than torres 2. he would get close to his Newcastle numbers
FamilyRe: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by dayokanu(m): 6:41pm On Apr 01, 2013
^^ You mean Alfa Mac dey chop igbin and ta eyin afterwards? (Chop igbin and use toothpick to remove hair stuck between teeth)

I no follow you dey there o

Mac doesnt do that he observes my 12 rules to the letter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 6:36pm On Apr 01, 2013
You still havent told us why Torres has only managed 1 goal in English football since January 2013

While Demba Ba has 5 already.

We can make the argument that If Torres was benched permananently for Ba he would be on at least 9goals now

Why has Torres been dud for Chelsea and Other players especially Ba been more succesful in the limited time and chances given to him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 6:26pm On Apr 01, 2013
Leave the arindin alone

Coogar now tell us how come Demba Ba was able to score today, Where did he get the chance from?

How has Demba Ba managed to score 5 goals in ENglish football in 2013 and Torres still has 1 measly goal from the same midfield

The mic is yours
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 6:08pm On Apr 01, 2013
coogar: you are a disgraceful lunatic.......
this what i said .....
So who said this? You alter-ego?

coogar: torres has scored 15 goals this season - i am saying ba will not score 5 goals in all competitions this season if torres should get injured tonight! chelsea don't play to help any striker. did ba even make any attempt today in 90 mins? i cannot remember a single save made from his shots.
Torres isnt injured and Demba Ba has already has 5 goals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 5:49pm On Apr 01, 2013
coogar: when did coogar say demba ba won't score 5 goals in 2013?
were you born braindead? show me where i said so instead of just ranting inaccuracies because of a cheap goal ba scored?
coogar: torres has scored 15 goals this season - i am saying ba will not score 5 goals in all competitions this season if torres should get injured tonight! chelsea don't play to help any striker. did ba even make any attempt today in 90 mins? i cannot remember a single save made from his shots.
https://www.nairaland.com/920248/official-chelsea-fan-thread-champions/236#14361956

Cheap goal Ba scored? We have been waiting for fernadud to score those cheap goals in the last 2 yrs in Chelsea.

Demba Ba 2 league goals 3 FA cup goals in 2013

Tell us about Torres in the same time frame in the same Chelsea playing with the same midfielders

Where is Jackbauer to come and do the goal and minute counts?
FamilyRe: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by dayokanu(m): 4:51pm On Apr 01, 2013
Mac,

Dont mind them jare

#Teamboringsex rocks

12 rules to avoid or@l, penile, vagin@l and whole body cancer and most especially to avoid the wrath of the gods

Thou shall not mention or make any sexuall reference at any time
Sex only at night and in the dark,
Thou must not see each others blockos and wetincall
Booby touching is only for pikin alone
Sex only in the bedroom on the bed or Mat,
Nobody utters any sounds at all.
Both partners tie wrapper before the act. You must be covered during the entire encounter
Call your partners Baba Saheed and Iya Dorcas or Daddy and Mummy
Sex mustnt exceed 5minutes per round before you roll to the side and snore off
Kissing is banned and punishable by flogging
Heading or carrying microphone is punishable by Hanging
Chopping igbin can only be allowed if the man would purify his mouth with conc HCl afterwards

Missionary is the only acceptable position with the woman below and the man on top, The woman below should only open the thing small and never open yakata else cancer might h-enter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:50pm On Apr 01, 2013
sephia: Good sportsmanship.

What a goal from Ba, something the dud will never attempt because he can't be bothered to stress himself. Some Chelsea fans will be unhappy that Ba scored for us.
What a save from Cech today. I fear the other Manchester team waiting for us. Who knows, we might manage to nick something this season.
You want to ruin his pedicure? Abeg free fernandud oo. He cant be bothered as long as the check are reporting every Friday
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:48pm On Apr 01, 2013
StarBoard: Or where did the assist come from?The sky?
Wait, maybe Mata discriminates against his fellow countryman in a foreign land, that's why he cannot manage an assist to Torres.
Demba Ba brought the assist from home cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 2:23pm On Apr 01, 2013
diggz: . Dk hafa nau? U dey fear to call name ni? D someone in qxn is called Mr Cougar.
I dey wait make the mumu coogar come mark register and tell us how come Demba Ba has scored 5 goals in 2013

And tell how many Fernandud has scored
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 1st April 2013 by dayokanu(m): 2:22pm On Apr 01, 2013
Demba Ba the heroo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 1st April 2013 by dayokanu(m): 2:00pm On Apr 01, 2013
Ramires anywhere belle face
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 1st April 2013 by dayokanu(m): 1:54pm On Apr 01, 2013
Hazard focus

Mikel are you serious?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 1:37pm On Apr 01, 2013
Demba Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Shame on Fernandud

Someone said Demba Ba wont score 5 goals for Chelsea in all competitions that is Ba's fifth goal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 1st April 2013 by dayokanu(m): 1:37pm On Apr 01, 2013
DEMBA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 1st April 2013 by dayokanu(m): 1:01pm On Apr 01, 2013
Nice save by De Gea on Ba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 12:54pm On Apr 01, 2013
I think someone on this thread a while back noted that Demba Ba is always used for the tougher games
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Barcelona: UCL (2 - 2) On 2nd April 2013 by dayokanu(m): 11:08am On Apr 01, 2013
Like this post if you think it would end in a draw
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Juventus: UCL (2 - 0) On 2nd April 2013 by dayokanu(m): 11:07am On Apr 01, 2013
Go bayern

MIA SAN MIA
PoliticsRe: Toru-ebe State Of Nigeria (i Have A Dream) by dayokanu(m): 5:00am On Apr 01, 2013
Interesting

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