₦airaland Forum

naijababe: Would this work on guy? I am willing to give it a try o

Yess invite him to skype with you

shymexx: My windows are double-glazed and I'm never at home, to be honest... I've been paying electricity bill since I was 17/18 and I've never paid anything close to this(even when I was in uni outside London and stayed indoors most of the time)... It's just the normal thing with these rip-offs to overcharge people for the services they didn't render...

I should've changed my meter to the pre-paid one when I moved in... Who likes paying bills, anyway Even the richest people in the UK don't like paying taxes, hence why most of them hide their money in tax-free countries... Most of the clowns running their mouths on the internet probably cry every time the postman drops their letters every Monday morning, to be honest... I'm a real guy and I don't care about fronting to people in Nigeria...

Have you been streaming pornn lately?
has your neighbour been tapping your light

Did you just buy any gadget? e.g a Electricity powered doll that generates body heat similate to that of a volumptous female?

How many of such live dolls do you have?

Did you buy a hands free pummp that can blow you even while sleeping?

You have to consider all these new lifestyle of yours

:d

payless: Someone who went to school with Okocha was on this forum today claiming Okocha actually reduced his age by 7 years.

Did you also know Obafemi Martins graduated from secondary school and 1995 but claimed he went to Italy at the age of 14 with football agent in 1998? What about Taiye Taiwo?

Secondary school graduation doesnt mean much in a country like Nigeria, Unlike in US when your age determines your class.

If you tell many of the guys I went to secondary school with my age, they would argue because I was the tallest but I finished SS3 before my 15th birthday

Most of my mates when we finished were 18,19 and above

I never skipped any class. I did Primary 6 and finished SS3

If i did like some people nowadays i.e Jump from primary 4 and skip ss3 I could have finished before 13-14yrs and people would come and argue that I am older

payless: He retired because of bad knee. Doctors advised him to hang up his boot. I used to live in kaduna and Abuja and I know people who went to school with him.

It can be argued that it was due to old age that made his injury not to heal on time

We all know healing slows down with age

I am not doubting Amokachis age because I dont know him but a lot of people use circumsantial evidence to arrive at their conclusion e.g Unhealing injuries, Having a child or "looks old"

payless: What about Oliseh? Did you know Oliseh was in third year at Lagos State University (LASU) when he proceeded to Belgium on trial? That was in 1991 at the age of 22. But he played under-23 football in 1996 claiming to be 22 years old. The only Nigerian player I trust his age has always been Daniel Amokachie. Others are fraud when it comes to age declaration.

I cant argue that people dont change their ages But in Nigeria someone can be in year 3 at age 18. I know a Girl who came for NYSC at age 19.

Amokachie that you said you trust his age retired young too. Someone who doesnt know Amokachi personally can claim it was due to old age that made him retire early

payless: Of all the African player names you listed, Drogba and Yaya Toure have their real age on record. Okocha did not play with his exact age. Samuel Eto is not 32 either.

But Samuel Etoo is still playing top level football. He still won the Champions league as a key player at age 30 with Inter Milan

Okocha claims 1973 and as at 2003 age 30 he was still balling hard

He won BBC African footballer of the year in 2004 and 2005 that should be when he is 31 and 32. By 32 How many European footballer still win awards

payless: Arjen Robben is 29. Baldness has nothing to do with age. The point is African players overdo it. Tell me any Nigerian player who still play at high level at the age of 28. A 28 year old Nigerian or African player is actually between 34 and 39 years old. That is the reason their game slow down at the age of "28".

That was Arjen Robbens picture 2 yrs ago and that was Rooneys picture in 2008

We have fewer Nigerians doing it because Naija no too sabi play football like that though most Nigerians would disagree. But thats another topic for another day.

Okocha for example was playing well at 28
Samuel Etoo should be 32 now that means in 2009 when he was still banging at Barcelona he was 28,
Didier Drogba actually signed for Chelsea at 27yrs and he was 32 last season
Yaya Toure would be 30 next month and he is still banging

We also have some European players whose careers were over before 28. Michael Owen, Owen Hargreaves, Lars Ricken, Patrick Kluivert, Andy Van der Meyde, Sebastian Deisler, etc

exxell: On topic; Ebonyi people, when will you guys change? Can anything good come out of that place for once? If it is not killing each other brutally today and hang their head on stakes, it is about kidnapping an innocent citizen that came to serve her fatherland! On a more serious note, I am a full blooded Igbo; Nwa Anambra for that matter, but this is the only Igbo state that I will always doubt their Igbo ancestry. They do things entirely differently like they were thrown down from Jupiter! This is not about a hate speech but about being realistic. If you deal with an Mbaise man, Arondizuogu man, Ebonyi Man, Nsukka man or Abiriba Man, You will definitely understand that there are IGBOS and then there are Igbos! My advice to Nigerians in general; though its good to apply caution when dealing with a fellow Nigerian due to the state of the nation, I will advice you to raise the danger level to red when dealing with the above named group of people from Igbo land. I am versatile and I travel a lot due to engagements. So it is not about hear say or rumours. I have done business with all of them! They dont even mind using a cutlass to disect you in broad daylight. A word is enough for the wise! Mind you, I AM IGBO TO THE CORE. AM JUST BEING REALISTIC AND HONEST.

Since there are no Yoruba or Hausa or Ijaws to hate you pick on Ebonyi

Next week maybe you would pick on the next LGA to yours

payless: Read the article below:

http://www.soccerblog.com/2010/05/rigobert-and-alex-song-both-co.htm

That article still doesnt mean anything. This is Africa, Some people are agemates with their uncle. Where men give birth till 50-60

E.g Sarah Palins last child and her grandchild are almost the same age.

payless: I was meant to say Rigobert Song. He claimed he was 17 at USA '94 World Cup. Look at the picture below if he looks 36 in that picture. He retired last year from football at the age of 36.

Do you believe the below is a 27yr old player thats that bald?

https://lh6.ggpht.com/_UDIwZAxomYk/S-fGpdWl7DI/AAAAAAAAAiY/ltoU5--Q1bU/35-arjen-robben-04.jpg

How do you think a 22yr old Rooney was this bald?

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01124/wayne-rooney_1124077c.jpg

HAH: I can remember when one of the golden eagles men that won the 2007 world cup came to check the house given to them by yaradua , he came with wife and two children.

Raheem Sterling the Liverpool youngster is only 17 and has 2 children from 2 different women

payless: Michael Essien enstranged father also claimed Essien is 37 years old. Imagine Samuel Eto claiming to be 30 wheareas he played at USA '94 at the age of 17. Kanu Nwakwo graduated from secondary school in Owerri in 1989 but he claimed he was 16 during Under 17 World Cup in Japan 1993. All these Nigerians and African players need to stop cheating.

Samuel Etoo didnt play in US 94

Who make we come blame

coogar: all these places are countrysides....
london is the city......just like newyork, tokyo, paris, hong-kong!

Why would I live in a place I cant even get a parking Spot, I have to take the train or cabs because of traffics,

I cant even live in NY. too expensive and How would you even raise a family living in Condos and high rise apartments

davidylan: Well thank God. In Texas you can afford a 5 bdr mansion on less than it costs to buy a studio in london. I'd rather have comfort with spare change in the pocket than working like jacky to pay for a room where even bed plus one chair na manage.

With a huge yard to come with it

coogar: well - there are certain things to consider....
environment, the calibre of neighbours you would have, the calibre of the people your children would mix it and blah blah blah. besides, it depends on the job you have. some contractors rake in £10,000 per day and then you have the city traders(wayne rooney/ronaldo/messi have nothing on these ones)!

Its rubbish anyway you look at it for way less you can buy a mansion in Highland Park Dallas or Southlake TX and have Mark Cuban, George Bush, Jerry Jones and Ross Perot as your neighbour

Whats a TV license?

What of if you dont have a TV and stream using your Computer?

redsun: That is why nothing works.You have to pay your way in life.Give and take.

I hate tv license so much.The channels you pay for are not worth the wahala.

So its a choice, Pay nothing get nothing Pay small get small or Pay big get big

So no be today Achebe start

So a President who can perform his duties hold Buhari responsible

Did Nigerians elect Buhari or Retardden Jonathan?

if he feels Buhari is responsible he should arrest him and stop blowing hot air

October 1 2010 bomb blast MEND claimed responsibilities Our President Retardeen jonathan made himself spokesman for MEND and absolved them before the dust settled

In Naija you dont have to worry about these bills

CFCfan: Bayern definitely have one foot in the semifinal. I don't see Juventus overcoming a 2 goal deficit. To make matters worse for Juve, both Vidal and Lichsteiner are suspended for the 2nd leg.
Its truly 'ova'.

*BTW, why is this thread only 2 pages?! Two European heavyweights played last night o. It seems Nairalanders are mostly EPL fans.

It shows most Nairalanders dont know good football

I would smash both

Na turn by turn LOL, Like say we dey queue for fuel at Petrol station

I dey laff ooo

OP

You didnt take a picture of Obasanjo while you were there?

RIP Azazi you paid the price for exposing the PDP

One of the prominent Yoruba leaders, who also hold key offices within the southern political groups, Dr Kunle Olajide, affirmed the new thinking among the Yoruba leaders, contending that the concern of most of the leaders was that since a country could not survive two civil wars, it would be appropriate for all the ethnic groups in Nigeria to rally forces behind the government to prevent such.

Olajide said he was of a personal view that patriotic Nigerians must, as a matter of urgency, come together and offer useful suggestions to the government and the northern leaders on what to do to make all parts of the country safe for Nigerians, irrespective of where they came from.

“The Yoruba have made enough sacrifices to promote the cause of national unity and so are not willing and prepared to support move capable of making the country go into another civil war, a reason leaders would support any agenda aimed at addressing the issue of Boko Haram insurgence in the country,” he said.

According to Dr Olajide, at the moment, the South-West people were not happy with the current system of politics in the country and the kind of constitution the country had been experimenting with, just as he said the two would have to be corrected in the interest of peace and tranquillity.

Olajide said the Federal Government should seize the opportunity of the Centenary celebration to correct whatever the anomaly that existed in the country’s socio-economic and political system, and not just limit the Centenary to mere jamboree and celebration as being generally canvassed.

“Now that we are planning towards the centenary age of Nigeria, we should use the period for stock taking, while concerted efforts should be made to address the grievances of each and every ethnic group, while creating atmosphere for justice, equity and sense of fairness to prevail in the country,” he stressed.

Well said Olajide

Is this an admittance of failure from a man who was given the mandate to protect life and properties in the country asking an ordinary civilian to do his job for him?

If he cant perform then resign soon you go ask people to come help you nyansh Patience

Retardeen never cease to amaze

nitlad:

*yimu*

You don gawk awoof money be dat o

If you wan bet make you come stake money now . Bayern eliminates Juventus