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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 5:19pm On Dec 30, 2012
OMO IBO: Bruv,
You couldn't help yourself.
You just had to insert lampard somewhere.
At least he accepted Torres messed up and not that it was the passers that hated him and didnt give him the ball well

Thats an improvement

Lampard scored 2 non Penalty goals today sha and won the game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 5:02pm On Dec 30, 2012
nateevs: I thought he was average. He didn't lose the ball as frequently as he does many times. He put himself about and was involved in a lot link play. My disappointment with him were

1. His first touch unto a fine David Luiz pass.
2. Hitting the keeper on a clear chance (although he was offside)
3. Allowing Distin to catch up after being through on goal.

That said, I notice these things because I am focusing on every Torres move. If I did for every player, I will see as many crucial mistakes including Lampard who scored both goals.

My honest assessment.
E be like say the new year holds better things cos at last you don dey talk honestly.

But when a player scores he gets pardoned for other things e.g Not one person would notice anything Walcott did wrong yesterday.

Even players like godlike Messi with his goals would still be at less than 50% conversion which means he missed more than he scoresbut he would be forgiven
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 4:50pm On Dec 30, 2012
nateevs: Very important win. This could be that game that defined a lot in the course of the season.
We are staying in there. Keeping the pressure on the leading teams.


So we are talking with Demba Ba. We probably will agree terms, invoking the #7m release clause after receiving #12m for Sturridge less 15% for City. Good piece of business. One more striker and one or two more bodies in midfield and we could well finish the season very well.
Your assessment of the new Torres under Benitez in todays game?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 4:48pm On Dec 30, 2012
I watched on the second half and Torres was atrocious. One on one at least twice in the 53rd and in the 90min and he wasted it to bad ball control

I hear Chelsea is about to activate Demba Bas release clause, Its about time Torres hugs the bench permanently
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 30th December 2012 by dayokanu(m): 4:29pm On Dec 30, 2012
Chelsea to buy Demba Ba, Torres is too useless

You heard it hear
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 30th December 2012 by dayokanu(m): 4:21pm On Dec 30, 2012
Good pass from oscar to Torres in the 90th min and he wastes it again
Family › Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by dayokanu(m): 4:17pm On Dec 30, 2012
jidegirl12: I will satisfy ALL ye seek in honesty and truth grin

MOI; APPX $240 per ANNUM including the whole business revenue

Hubby; $120 per annum

Princess ; tuition $ 110 per annum so private schools get levels
CHEI see moneyyyy Ego Kudi owo

Abeg can I work under you?

[img]http://tell.fll.purdue.edu/JapanProj/FLClipart/Medical/faint.gif[/img]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 30th December 2012 by dayokanu(m): 3:45pm On Dec 30, 2012
53min Luiz floats a wonderful ball to Torres and a poor control fails him once again
Politics › Re: Awo-ojukwu Enugu Conversation by dayokanu(m): 1:05am On Dec 30, 2012
^^ Ti owo eni ko ba kan eku Ida won ki bere Iku to pa Baba eni

If you are not in an advantageous position dont go all the way looking for Justice
Politics › Re: Caption This PIC. GEJ. #2 by dayokanu(m): 11:55pm On Dec 29, 2012
berem: Shege yaro! Iwo ati tani?
Ina so cin baki nki
Politics › Re: Caption This PIC. GEJ. #2 by dayokanu(m): 10:02pm On Dec 29, 2012
berem: No worry i go still dissappear again. I need to flex muscle small. cheesy
Shey make we flex muscle? Ki zo ki rungomeni
Family › Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by dayokanu(m): 9:59pm On Dec 29, 2012
ileobatojo: McDonald's workers, walmart workers, convenience store workers, car wash worker, laborers, cleaners, e.t.c ... grin grin
Na wa oo

Na all the type of work wey I dey do una dey yab for hia.

One day na one day me sef go get weekend off
Politics › Re: Caption This PIC. GEJ. #2 by dayokanu(m): 9:49pm On Dec 29, 2012
berem: Pesin wey black come wear black cloth join.thumbs undecided up to Alhaji Abdulgoodluck Danjonathan.smfh!
Beremole, i think say na till next year before we see you

Abdulclueless Retardeen Jonathan
Politics › Re: Caption This PIC. GEJ. #2 by dayokanu(m): 9:48pm On Dec 29, 2012
I tire oo When dem go serve us Kai-kai and fish pepper soup?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by dayokanu(m): 9:36pm On Dec 29, 2012
[quote author=A-40]Boys are not laughing at all oh! Less than 1 hour since the game ended almost 24,000 people done run go buy am[/quote]Siddon there make trouser dey wear you.

I don go take payday loan to buy that wigga hope he wont turn out to be like Bale I bought with Owo Oju eegun and turn out wankkk
Family › Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by dayokanu(m): 9:35pm On Dec 29, 2012
davidylan: do you hang with blacks? cheesy
I dont have a choice Everyone in My area Ajegunle Texas is Black
Politics › Re: ACN: PROPAGANDA & SYCOPHANCY by dayokanu(m): 9:28pm On Dec 29, 2012
Why wont they pounce on Fashola when their Governors

Chime has been in vegetative state for half a year

Roaches embraces thuggery and slaps every woman around

Peter Obi with his voice like he swallowed a life cricket is busy phuckking Ojukus widow

Theodore Orji is as useless as the come

Martin Elechi has left Ebonyi on auto pilot

No wonder everyone of them fled to Lagos to survive else the cannibals in Biafra would eat them up or kidnap their asss

Check this link to know why they fled Biafra

http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=6uNUAAAAIBAJ&sjid=gDwNAAAAIBAJ&pg=3111,337214&dq=ojukwu&hl=en
Family › Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by dayokanu(m): 9:21pm On Dec 29, 2012
[size=18pt]See as people dey yab we prison warders and correction officers?

At least na honest living we dey make.

O ga oo. God dey sha[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 8:28pm On Dec 29, 2012
dayokanu: Let the whole Arsenal team bring the A++ games they cant match Bayerns midfield of Martinez Schweini and Kroos even when the latter are sleep walking.

Who needs to chase Cazorla? Do you think this is Reading? If we even need to man mark him its Gustavo that would do that. I am not worried by Cazorla at all [size=18pt]if anyone worries me in Arsenal it would be Walcott's pace[/size] if he is still around cos if in the middle and we play the sloth Van Buyten due to injuries and suspension that it would be a hell of a ride.

Cazorla? cant harm anyone in Bayern. He has as much chance to hurt Bayern as Gervinho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by dayokanu(m): 8:19pm On Dec 29, 2012
Scratch that

Hat trick and 2 assist

Game week done

Walcott alone scored more than my whole team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 8:18pm On Dec 29, 2012
Make una sell Walcott oooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by dayokanu(m): 8:15pm On Dec 29, 2012
When your opponent captains midfielder Walcott (2 goals 2 assist) and also has Dzeko you should know that na village thingsss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 7:59pm On Dec 29, 2012
This Arsenal na Akwuna kwuna

3 goals conceded at home.

I can see the Steve Bould defence working perfectly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Newcastle United (7 - 3) On 29th December 2012 by dayokanu(m): 7:56pm On Dec 29, 2012
OluwaDEMBA osunBA
Politics › Re: Awo-ojukwu Enugu Conversation by dayokanu(m): 7:50pm On Dec 29, 2012
lagcity: Yoruba cant betray you, we are not brothers in the first place. undecided an anambra man can betray IMO man, osun man can betray ekiti man. Ogun can't betray anambra.
Imagine a Russian or Iranian claiming an American betrayed him

Or Israeli claiming that Palestinian betrayed them
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 7:47pm On Dec 29, 2012
edoyad: How many offside goals Gomez score last season?
Your useless league don go break while real men, REAL MEN dey toss football
Count how many offside Gomez score

Every correct league has gone on Break

La Liga, Bundesliga, French league, Serie A are all on break. Na inferior people dey struggle to impress while the real men are chillaxing
Politics › Re: Tunde Bakare inducted into Nairaland Politics Section Of Hall Of Fame 2012 by dayokanu(m): 7:29pm On Dec 29, 2012
Jarus: FINAL RESULT

PASTOR TUNDE BAKARE : 95
PROFESSOR [size=18pt]EARTH[/size] NNAJI : 84
OCCUPYNIGERIA PROTESTERS : 29

Ladies and gentlemen, join me in welcoming Pastor Tunde Bakare into Nairaland Hall of Fame.

See you next year, Godwilling
Jarus you better correct the spelling in bold before you are accused of something bigger than you.

So did Achebe also win the Hall of Shame?

Congrats to Tunde Bakare and Chinua Achebe for their latest awards
Family › Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by dayokanu(m): 7:24pm On Dec 29, 2012
OP,

Load your mouth with the most pungent smelling liquid you can ever find and wake him up and spit all over him. Then burst into incredible laughter that it feels like you are performing MouthAction on him
Family › Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by dayokanu(m): 7:22pm On Dec 29, 2012
jidegirl12: D one..... I like blacks .... or you wan Divorce our friendship ? cheesy
Ok. I feel a little better now
Family › Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by dayokanu(m): 7:20pm On Dec 29, 2012
[quote author=Efemena_xy]***sniggers***

"...I don't hang out with blacks..."

Now that is the most myopic, dumbest, inferiority complex laden statement of the year! Uttered by a black for that matter.

What's so special about non-blacks if I may ask? undecided[/quote]Efe since no one wants to hang out with my black asss, Who would be my friend now?

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