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I just dey find where to laugh

I just decided to come hide here and laugh my asss out

babapupa: My dear olodo son of lying ashebe. Somebody lied to you, Herbert Macaulay did that with the daily news in 1925 when the only source of news in iboland was the shouting village town square crier ....

Source of news in Yibhoeland used to be housewife gossip

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]H was added to make Yoruba learning/classes easier.

Originally, H is NOT a Yoruba alphabet, that's why H is hard for us to pronounce for us.[/quote]E.g bami Ho eyin mi. Help be scratch my back

Fi iwe e Han mi - show me your book

Won fi si ihamo - They put him in detention

coogar: he has already acclimatised? 8 starts in 17 league games? €40m??
chygrnsky added more value to barcelona than martinez is doing for bayern

Martinez joined after the Bundesliga has started

He has played 15 games started 8 already in a new league, new team only a tool would be expecting him to jump into an established team.

He also started 5 CL games So whats expected of a new player?

At the moment Martinez is doing well so far and growing into his new role

Roland17: \

I would spare u, the record for other seasons but the last time i checked

Dante (acclaimed defender in the league)

Mandzukic

Neuer

Pizarro (did bayern really need a pizarro back, except to weaken opponents)

Gustavo( who has become irrelevant)

Its what Bayern do, they wrestle the best players from other teams in a financially weak league, thus weaken competition even when they do not need those players.

Would u claim these players are not random starters?

Man Utd bought Smalling Jones Carrick, Valencia, Young, Rooney RVP

All from within the league did they do it to weaken the opposition? I wont even mention about Chelsea and Citeh. Maybe they are taking advantage of a financially weak league too

coogar: buhahahahaha
boateng knew his chances of playing week in week out was slim so he went to an inferior league. every one of us here would get signed in a german club as a defender........javi martinez is a different case entirely though! he's the only €40m player who has only 8 league starts with half of the season gone and he's not injured. the excuses have been rolling out - he's tired, he's not acclimatised, he cannot learn the language, he misses spanish dishes, etc.

Javi Martinez has already acclimatized and he isnt giving Spanish excuses like your favourite dud.

The nigga is even scared to put his money where his mouth his $100 wager Bayern eliminates Arsenal over 2 legs if you believe the oppycocks you are chatting pitch in

And that includes Debo, Roland or anyone e sure for
$100 Bayern wins Arsenal

Let him show me how many top team in Europe who has 6 players from their academy in their first team

Lahm, Alaba, Badstuber, Schweinster Kroos Muller are all from Bayern academy

Someone says Bayern poaches players Can you tell us where Sagna, Kolscieny, Vermalae,Mertersacker Arteta. Cazorla, Giroud, Podolski, Gervinho came from?

[quote author=A-40]His goal return this season is a disgrace![/quote]Yet those morrafuckers in bleacherreport would tell us he is better than Gomez

I think you guys can beat Madrid.

Just check their display Pure garbage

Its time to sell Suarez.

The number of chances the wigga misses is something EFCC needs to investigate

Roland17: That is my biggest worry.

You still havent told me where Arsenal can match Bayern Defence attack midfield or Keeper?

70% of sensible analysts know this is a walk in the park for Bayern anyday of the week

coogar: this coming from you is a bit rich - whose "reject" was boateng before becoming a cult hero in bundesliga? sip some water before answering this question....

i agree with you here....
arsenal have nothing to worry about at all - i just hope kosverm would be fit for that game! i don't trust per against bayern attack....per is a fücking lightweight!

Boateng a young player in a new league played 24 games for Mega rich City before he copped an injury.

01.04.2011 - 11:52 AM | News | Source: PA Sports
City rocked by Boateng injury

Manchester City defender Jerome Boateng is to undergo knee surgery and may only be fit for the final two Premier League games of the season.

City manager Roberto Mancini has revealed the full extent of Boateng's injury, which was sustained while on international duty with the Germany team last week.

Mancini said: "He will have surgery in the next two or three days. Maybe he will be fit for the last two games."

Roland17: It has got everything to do with it, after all it was a Bayern team that played that night and Hollywood FC's weaknesses were exposed blatantly in Europe by a more more mobile BATE midfield marshaled by A. Hleb.

The last time i checked Kroos is a liability defensively ( i hope dayo and co can courageously admit to this) add that with A SLOW MARTINEZ and a Mediocre DANTE...

Slow Martinez, Mediocre Dante etc How many goals have they conceded this season compared to the Steve Bould Arsenal.

And can you tell us the similarities between Bate and Arsenal to make a connection?

coogar: this coming from you is a bit rich - whose "reject" was boateng before becoming a cult hero in bundesliga? sip some water before answering this question....



i agree with you here....
arsenal have nothing to worry about at all - i just hope kosverm would be fit for that game! i don't trust per against bayern attack....per is a fücking lightweight!

Coogar Would you be bold enough to put a $100 wager on Arsenal winning over 2 legs? I am staking $100 on Bayern winning in 2 legs

Anyone else can also take the challenge.

Roland17: Its also in Germany that players like Dante are rated...

Its also in England that erstwhile mediocre players turn to sudden superstars e tu Demba Ba, Berbatov, Santa Cruz etc

coogar: who are you schooling? so the opinion of posters on a forum should be taken official? are you freaking shyting me? dayokanu, i put it to you that you are a tool! where was martinez when hleb sodomised him in belarus in a must-win game?

http://www.goal.com/en-us/match/93614/fc-bate-borisov-vs-bayern/player-ratings

dayo, who is the flop of the match in your favourite sports website?

What does Bate result have to do with Bayern vs Arsenal? As a start Arsenal and Bayern playing opposite football one is possesion based one is counter attacking

The same Martinez who shat on the Man Utd midfield

Maybe we can tell that Xavi and Iniesta would be flops vs Madrid because they failed vs Celtic

coogar: dayokanu has come again with his illogical approach of analysing issues.
pace with the ball and pace without the ball are 2 different things. some players are pacy with the ball in their possession and clueless positionally to recover lost possession. all i know is martinez would be annihilated around 2 pass-n-move midfielders like wilshere n cazorla.

Here we go again When schooled cling to straws

Roland17: In the Bundesliga i guess Dante Bonfim is best thing to have happened in the world of defending and all i can do is laugh and laugh.. i have watched this dude for a while even during his time with Monchengladbach where he was renowned for his Afro, rather than his defending...

Its a sure thing that Dante is better than ALL Arsenal defenders bar none.

How may goals did Arsenal concede this season both home and away? Was it not the same "Steve Bould improved defence" Arsenal that conceded 18 goals in the league and 8 goals in 6 CL games?

I laff in Gangnam Style

coogar: german clubs have never had the best breed of centre-halves historically so any tool can defend for bayern munich. the strength of bayern has always been their goalkeepers, midfielders and their attack. badstuber/boateng are not top premier league quality......

no arsenal player would make bayern xi? you mean cazorla will not start ahead of kroos? vermaelen and koscielny will not bench the zombies you have in your central defence? please, stop making me laugh!

Cazorla start ahead of Kroos only on your play station. Whenever Cazorla controls a game of the magnitude of Bayern vs Madrid or Bayern vs Dortmund lets have this discussion

Vermalaen Kolscieny? The same toad that get benched by Per freaking Mertersacker? You must be Basket mouth in disguise

Ibime: I don't know who told the guy above that Javi Martinez is slow. That's what you get reading all your football on google. Javi Martinez is quicker than 80% of the Arsenal team.

What do you expect from Arsenal fans if not daily goofs. wait till Pataki and Debo add theirs to it and to think that these are the most knowledgeable Arsenal fans on Nairaland. Can you imagine someone saying Martinez is slow when one of his major strenght is his pace.

Martinez is a midfielder also, but the 23-year-old featured heavily in defence for Athletic last term and offers Barcelona something different in midfield, too. His box-to-box style is unlike any player currently on the books at Camp Nou and his pace and power would bring incoming coach Tito Vilanova a useful tactical variant. Above all, however, he is seen as a long-term replacement for Puyol, still sidelined with a knee problem and reaching the twilight of a brilliant career at the age of 34.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1717/editorial/2012/07/08/3226868/barcelonas-40m-double-deal-catalans-step-up-javi-martinez

He reminds me of Carrick with better pace and mobility.

http://www.redcafe.net/f7/javi-martinez-332312/

in january i suggest Javier Martinez....but this week, for the first time. I know who this player is....for me, he is def a CM we need, he is totally complete midfield, box to box, really good ballwinner, lovely first touch and touch of the ball, create chances and is capable to scoring goals + [size=14pt]his pace[/size] with the ball forward is really quick..

http://community.manutd.com/forums/t/233531.aspx

coogar: badstuber, boateng and gustavo are peripheral players.....they are akin to djourou, coquelin and metresacker......robben would be a massive miss but then you have shaqiri as a competent deputy.

@ arsenal, they would need koscielny/vermaelen axis in the defence....they must also have a fit diaby to combat bayern! arshavin, santos, chamakh, coquelin and ramsey won't be missed! so compare like for like for once and don't just mention deadbeat players who wouldn't make arsenal reserve team! who is badstuber in the comity of brilliant defenders?

Boateng Badstuber are super regulars at Bayern when fit and they havent missed a min. Before Gustavos injury he was playing as well

Players who wont make Arsenals bench? I tell you categorically NO Arsenal player would make Bayern first 11.

Roland17: Dayo plsss save us and yourself from articles from SB nation!!!!! do u seriously believe a slow Javi Martinez can keep up with Carzola or Jack if they bring their A game, am predicting Martinez would get Carded chasing Carzola or Jack and that would alter the dimension of the game, he loves to tackle and can be hot headed sometimes, his aerial threat is the only problem i see he possess.

Let the whole Arsenal team bring the A++ games they cant match Bayerns midfield of Martinez Schweini and Kroos even when the latter are sleep walking.

Who needs to chase Cazorla? Do you think this is Reading? If we even need to man mark him its Gustavo that would do that. I am not worried by Cazorla at all [size=18pt]if anyone worries me in Arsenal it would be Walcott's pace[/size] if he is still around cos if in the middle and we play the sloth Van Buyten due to injuries and suspension that it would be a hell of a ride.

Cazorla? cant harm anyone in Bayern. He has as much chance to hurt Bayern as Gervinho

Billyonaire: Many people on this forum will disagree with you, I am sure of that. It is not magnanimity when a Government does her job. In better climes there are food stamps for those who cant afford meals and there are free medicare and social security and even refunds. It is a norm. And you dont have to be well traveled to know that the governor is your servant and is supposed to meet your basic needs.

Travelling home expenses is not a required of any govt anywhere. This is purely the goodwill of Osun State to its indigenes

Chinua Achebe definitely

And the injury excuse wouldnt cut it cos Bayern would be without 2 key defenders for the game Badstuber and Boateng probably a midfielder would pair Dante in Central defence.

Robben and Gustavo are also long term injury doubts

With or without injuries I see a Bayern aggregate win with 2 goals and above

Key player

Toni Kroos - The German playmaker has been at the heart of Jupp Hencykes side this season in the central attacking role of a standard 4-2-3-1. He's a highly intelligent player with the ability to vary his role according to a match, boasting fine tactical awareness that proved crucial in Bayern's semi-final victory over Real Madrid last season. He'll be called upon to play a similar shuttling midfield role in a game that will be heavily based around possession and the midfield battle.

Matchup to watch

Javi Martinez v Santi Cazorla - The Bayern midfield trio of Kroos-Schweinsteiger-Martinez is tantalising, and the latter will be charged with closing down the Gunners' pivotal attacking threat, Santi Cazorla. The two compatriots actually last faced each other when both were playing for different teams, but there'll be no love lost when the silky playmaker will go directly head-to-head with the physicality of Martinez.

Prediction

Bayern to win by two goals. There's nothing to really suggest that Arsenal can beat Bayern Munich over two legs. There's just too much quality across the pitch for Arsene Wenger's side to handle, and although they wouldn't need to go to the same extremes, it's hard to see the Gunners coach endorsing similar tactics to ones Roberto Di Matteo favoured the last time Bayern Munich fell to an English side. Instead, this should be an open, exciting tie, settled by the depth in the Munich roster.

Got 4 points penalty to buy Yaya Toure and the wigga was running about like he got a stone tied to his balls?

Does he have Hernia or why he dey run like Person wey watery shhhiitt dey hold? Nonsense and ingridient

Captained Ba and the Mandingo couldnt even hit water if thrown off a boat. Mukina abeg give me the worst Wollof curse make I put for him head

I think its time I start captaining Shawcross and bergovic Na dem sure pass

Imagine 8 players don play and I barely have 30 points

Oya Mata, Michu and Suarez come save me oo Cos my opponent captained van Persie

Like you said wait till february and hope you wont be hanging onto straws when Bayern mauls em GAYYners

In less than 2 yrs of ACN we don dey see changes

coogar: there's no shame in barca losing to celtic....celtic have a rich tradition in europe, they have won the treble way before barcelona or man utd. please, tell me what fc bate have won to have beaten bayern bluish blackish way back in october when the match wasn't a dead rubber game? guess who murdered bayern midfield on the night? alexander hleb(the ex arsenal man) - once again, bayern cannot cope with free-moving midfielders.....martinez would be obliterated again and again if wilshere/carzola are available on that night!

What does Celtic win over 40yrs ago have to do with the quality of their team currently? What does Notthingham Forest being 2 time Champion mean if they play Chelsea?

The Celtic beating Barca was it a dead rubber game? Or Basel beating man Utd dead rubber?

Fact is Arsenal doesnt have any ammunition to stop Bayern. Let both teams have their best display and I see a home and away drubbing. Arsenal 1 bayern 3 in Emirates, Bayern 4 Arsenal 1 in Munich

coogar: the same bayern that lost 3-1 to a team from belarus? it seems you have amnesia!

Just like Barcelona lost to a team from Scotland.

Arsenal lost 2 games and were second in their group in case you have amnesia