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coogar: you know the attack @ chelsea is shyte when tottenham strikers have scored more goals in the last 4 seasons...

You are a liar and a saphead.. What did I say? You are a bloody oaf

Chelsea ManU Arsenal Lpool Spurs Citeh

2008/2009 68 68 68 77 45 58
2009/2010 103 86 83 61 67 73
2010/2011 69 78 72 59 55 60
2011/2012 65 89 74 47 66 93


305 321 297 244 233 284

In the last 4 seasons Chelsea has scored a total of 305 goals, Man Utd 321, Arsenal 297, Liverpool 244, Spurs 233 and City 284

these are the teams that have been in top 4 in that time frame


Coogar admit it, You are a dunderhead.

Waiting for the spin on this one

coogar: it's a fact you are notoriously obtuse - who said anything about chelsea not creating chances - we are saying they don't create enough for their strikers. when chelsea scored 100 goals, how many of those goals were scored by the strikers in comparison to their midfielders? shouldn't that tell you the system in chelsea don't play to the strength of the strikers or are you genetically rêtarded? the fact that the attack department @ chelsea struggles is a tradition - even before torres joined so its rather morönic to expect torres to score in the same capacity as the rooney, demba ba, tevez, etc!

When Chelsea scored over 100 goals their striker Didier Drogba scored 29 of those goals despite being away for Nations cup for 4 weeks

The attack depratment of Chelsea which has produced 2 of the last 4 league top scorers Yet they dont play to their strenght? How come their strikers topped the chart twice in that time?

This might not be popular but I would think you should abort this pregnancy if its in the early stages.

I dont think its fair to the baby to be born to a father who isnt sure he wants the child or would grudgingly take the child.

In those last 4 seasons a Chelsea striker has topped the goal scoring charts

Yet Chelsea doesnt create chances for strikers? I laff in Nando torres

A team is not creating chances but they are breaking scoring records

You are sounding more retardded by the minute.

How can a club not creating chances break scoring records? Was it the opponents that were scoring those 100 goals as OWN GOALS? Or was it Cechs goalkicks that were finding their way into opponents net?

Assuming what you said is true, Is it a coincidence that your performing ACN governors are the longest serving? or that 3 of the 5 performing PDP are from Oil producing states

And is it that you are dumb to compare a governor of 1yr 4months to one of 5yrs 4 months.

In addition if we have 2 performing ACN governors in 5. Thats 2:5 and we have 5 performing governors in 25 PDP thats 1:5

So in elementary Maths which is performing better?.

NB: All these are assuming what you said is true>

coogar: who's talking about impure goals? that ship has sailed!

that's the stat of the total league goals scored by each club and the ones scored by the strikers in each club! chelsea recorded the lowest! you know there's a problem when teams like blackburn, stoke, west ham, etc utilise their strikers better than chelsea! so what do you have to say or you cannot read statistics? you are dyslexic? of the 93 league goals scored by man city, 54 of them were scored by their strikers - do you get it now or you need a four figure table to understand?

coogar: you are talking rubbish - no other chelsea player has scored more than torres! if his problem is missing chances then someone else should be doing the scoring @ chelsea! the best way to judge torres is to compare "pure goals"(goals from open play) between him and the strikers in the other clubs! so mr dayokanu(the head witchhunter) please get to work !

Are you suffering from Amnesia? You brought the concept of pure and impure goals I have given you list of strikers who have scored more goals than Torres, Now kindly sieve them for the impure goals.

This same Chelsea broke the EPL record scoring over 100goals a season So how can a team who broke this record be accused of not creating chances? What are they scoring from?

And for those asking How many Chelsea strikers aside Didier Drogba has scored more than 20 goals

Is that the reason Why 50m Fernandud Torres has a awesome 17 goals in 78 appearances playing as a striker?

Okontami: Tell Tinubu to apologise for lying to Nigerians first on his invitation by Obama

Is Tinubu an office holder? I can say in my private capacity that I am the Prince of Monaco,

No be Bayelsa?

Soon they would give title to Abu Qaqa

coogar: you are a disgrace to all football pundits on this section and it's baffling that you can plumb new depths of idiocy in your witchhunting business! it's far idiotic to compare torres to the strikers in the other clubs! chelsea are notoriously useless when it comes to creating chances for their strikers! we have highlighted this in the past with the low number of clear cut chances chelsea make in comparison to the other clubs in the top six!

the stat below shows the ratio of goals scored by strikers to the total goals and surprise surprise - chelsea came last! they had didier drogba and torres in the team this time last season! can you see the numbers? how stüpid do you look now?

https://www.eplindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/2011-2012-gs-percentages.png

Are these the impure goals scored by other strikers this season?

I have given you a list of strikers who have scored more than Torres, Now show us the impure goals they scored

tpia, Lets go for a road trip

redsun: I know you will never see anything bad in your tribal warlord,since you are one of the tribal agents,at the forefront of promoting tribalism.His kind of politics is cheap divide,conquer and rule tactics,main to deceive the gullible,hungry and the deluded.

And dont you ever forget that to a rational nigerians,tinubu,like ibori,anenih,kalu,atiku and co,is a fugitive.His type is not for the new upcomong generation of nigerias,he is for the failed old and present generation,the generation you belong to.

Can you explain How Tinubu is a fugitive ?

mpumalanga: Oliver Tambo and some other pioneers of great A.N.C fled to Lusaka but today their people are smiling.woe to the soul that is unconcerned for justice and instead stay in the comfort zone to criticize the soul that made effort to address injustice . for only those that laid down their comfort to save humanity will have eternal remembrance. I think OJUKWU belongs to the class of eternal remembrance.

Was olivier Thambo leading an army?

coogar: there are enough talents there to supply torres the ammo to score goals!

dayo, you are the head witchhunter - the onus is on you to prove nando torres is crap! stop wasting bandwidth - come up with the stats already and stop pussyfooting!

I have given you a list of strikers who have scored more than him you are the one who brought pure and impure goals. I dont knw what a pure goal or impure goal is. So the task is for you to identify which of the goals are pure or diluted

LOL @ the bolded. The same Torres has been playing with hazard, Mata, oscar how many has he scored? I saw Lampards lovely assist to mata for the first goal but Torres is banned from receiving such assist or scoring such goals?

coogar: you are talking rubbish - no other chelsea player has scored more than torres! if his problem is missing chances then someone else should be doing the scoring @ chelsea! the best way to judge torres is to compare "pure goals"(goals from open play) between him and the strikers in the other clubs! so mr dayokanu(the head witchhunter) please get to work!

In the league alone Torres has 3 goals in 530mins.

At least 10 strikers have a better record. Now go and remove the impure goals from those ones and lets know whats left

Demba Ba has 6 goals tell us those that are impure,

Fletcher, Suarez and RVP have 5 goals each identify those that are impure

Crouch Defoe, Michu have 4 goals each help us separate the impure goals.

Most of these players have lesser minutes than Torres.

Thats in the league alone. In the CL 0 goals in 180min when his team has scored 6. Doesnt need any comparison cos I dont knw what can be worse than 0.

I have a feeling Patience would have made a better president

In the next speech they should include "New York is the capital of Bayelsa" and Retardeen would read the same claiming it was based on NOTORIOUS FACTS

coogar: van persie misses one on ones on a regular basis - the chances have to be plenty! i have told you even the most prolific strikers in the epl have a goal conversion rate of 25%! thank feck uefa have included a new stat "good chances" for this season. lets count the number of "good chances" chelsea made to torres last night and see how badly he's done!

Torres doesnt get good chances vs the Danish club, he doesnt get good chances vs any team, the one vs one he got he missed it.

Other teammates are scoring in bucketloads, Torres is still moaning about not getting chances?

Those teamates that are getting those chances, were they bringing the chances from Home or is it not on the same unproductive field that they get theirs from?

I watched the first half on replay last night and in the 43rd mins DUD missed a 1 vs 1 chance laid for him on a plate by Oscar I think

what part of his message do you have a problem with

Sky Blue: So with statements like these which are not uncommon (and coming from the party LEADER), is it now really that difficult to understand why people find it a challenge considering ACN as anything more than a regional party? Neever been a huge fan of Tinubu and I still feel a little disappointed.



I mean, is he for real?

I am interested in what part of his statement you pick that suggest ACN is a regional party

stainless40: How can Bianca be fighting over the property her husband does not own. She should wait and allow for an equitable sharing of the property of late sir louis ojukwu or ask for a copy of sir ojukwu's will to know what the contents are. The properties in question are not owned by ikemba .[size=18pt] Mind you. Ikemba is an illegitimate child of sir louis ojukwu.[/size] .

I knew this all along Ojuku is a bastardd. No legitimate son would act irresponsibly and flee warfront

What a useless child

coogar: how's it a disgrace? you keep mentioning sole striker - but torres is not treated like a star @ chelsea! add the awoof penalty kicks other chelsea players have taken to torres' tally and you would see he has not fared badly compared to his counterparts in the other clubs!

Why should they add the panlty to Torres tally? Did he take them? Why cant he request to take them?

If Romeu(Or whoever took the Carling cup penalty) can take a penalty when Torres was shitting in his pant

coogar: who has scored more than torres @ chelsea?

4 goals for the sole striker at a league leading club is a disgrace

bosunolu: • 2 Billion Naira went down the drain in distress Banks.
• 800 Million spent on Government house renovation
• 3 Years of Dr. Olusegun Mimiko Administration: No reasonable project to commission with over 3 Billion monthly income plus Millions of IGR. OGUN state with 1.4 Billion Naira monthly Allocation presented over 30 projects to the President to commission.
• Each Bus Stop in Akure costs 50 Million Naira.
• Alagbaka Bus Stop with 250 Million Naira Water Fountain.
• Isn’t it an indictment that inspite of large allocation there is no portable water to drink in the oil rich state in 3 years of Mimiko’s administration?
• Running Ondo State as a family enterprise with over 20 family members in the cabinet is an enslavement of the highest order.
• With over 150 Million Naira in 35 months, the highest ever, and perhaps the only oil producing state in the south west with no concrete nor durable project on ground.
• VC AAUA Prof Femi Mimiko squandered 1.5 Billion Naira on distressed classroom project.
• Femi Mimiko spent 200 Million on VC’s House renovation.
• Femi Mimiko wasted over 100 Million on Road Construction in AAUA.
• Femi Mimiko runs AAUA as a family affair with over 48 family members as AAUA staff.
• Femi Mimiko wasted 10 Billion Naira on Flowers in AAUA.
• SUNSHINE STATE Heritages gone moribund during Gov Mimiko’s administration namely: Oluwa Glass Igbokoda, Okitipupa Oil Palm Company Okitipupa, Ifon Ceramic, Cocoa Industry, Ileoluji, Nirowi Ondo, Arigidi Tomato Company, Alpha D Company Ikare.

WHY MUST MIMIKO BORROW AMIDST OUR HUGE FEDERAL ALLOCATION? See attachment.

SAY NO TO SECOND TERM!

Damning evidence

Jona you still wonder why they call you clueless Retardeen?

Retardeen and his entourage of jesters.

Where are the bootlickers defending the claims just few hours ago

In an attempt to salvage President Goodluck Jonathan’s integrity after a PREMIUM TIMES investigation revealed that the president lied on a claim he made in his independence anniversary broadcast to the nation, the Federal Government on Tuesday said the president‘s claim was based on “notorious facts” provided in a newspaper article.

In his Independence Day speech, Mr. Jonathan scored his administration high on many fronts, despite the widely held believe among Nigerians that its performance had been abysmal.

In an apparent attempt to gain international goodwill, he further asserted that the global corruption watchdog, Transparency International, had endorsed his administration’s war against corruption.
“In its latest report, Transparency International noted that Nigeria is the second most improved country in the effort to curb corruption,” Mr. Jonathan had said in the broadcast.

However, in an email to PREMIUM TIMES, Transparency International said the president’s claim is untrue.
“Transparency International does not have a recent rating or report that places Nigeria as the second most improved country in the fight against corruption,” the Berlin-based organisation told this newspaper.

[size=18pt]The presidency, in a statement released this morning, said the president‘s claim was based on “notorious facts” published by Nigeria’s BusinessDay newspaper.

Presidency sources say the president’s gaffe has caused panic among his speech writers and media aides regarding who should take responsibility for the misinformation.[/size]

The panic is also reflected in the official response, posted on the official website of the Federal Ministry of Information, and signed by a person who identified himself as Reno and did not indicate any official designation.

The Reno, who signed the statement, is believed to be Reno Omokri, Mr. Jonathan’s Special Assistant on New Media.

“As is the practise worldwide, we accept the premise that whatever is published in the media and goes unchallenged is the truth,” the statement said. ”On this issue, the media published their synopsis of the most recent Transparency International report and BusinessDay, a well respected newspaper with bias for business reporting in a headline on the 12th of September 2012 with the titled (sic) “FG’s anti-corruption initiative impacts Nigeria’s global perception.”

The statement indicated that Mr. Jonathan’s advisers merely lifted an article from a newspaper without checking its accuracy and then gave it to the president to read to over 150 million Nigerians as independence anniversary day speech, televised on national television and possibly streamed on the Internet.

Reno added that since the BusinessDay report was not challenged by TI, it should be taken as a “notorious fact”.

“The President acted in good faith and his statement was based on notorious facts”.

The president’s aide then chided what he described as some “opposition leaning media houses” for casting “aspersions on the integrity of the President.”

“They lack ideas on how to move Nigeria forward and would rather snipe at the effort of the President to move the nation forward for which any patriot would do,” he said

coogar: 2 weeks ago,


tonight, dayo said this :

seriously, i dunno who is more idiotic between ibime and dayokanu...

Torres missed two 1 vs 1 chances and you are yarning rubbish

Chelsea FC in the league + CL + Carling cup have a total of 23 goals their 50m striker score 4 of those. A shame, a disgrace a foccking disgrace

If Van persie was giving that kind of output would he be reverred at man Utd

dorothy111: Okay, He didn't retrench right? How about aged workers? Did he left them in service? Common sense should answer that. I will upload a picture of my chemistry lab and the classroom. Mind you, I never said 300k, I said 30k, but you have to know that I'm doing my project work now, and all the reagent and apparatus are bought by students, some apparatus cost 120k, some reagent cost 40k, add it up, without money for characterization. Tell you what? Those schools paying 120k, won't have to go to other institution for characterization or buy those expensive apparatus because it it right there in the lab, which means you spend more when you economize.

Facts, hard facts from people on the ground not paid internet trolls

Thanks bro for your input. Let those on the ground in Ondo tell us about the achievement of the water fountain governor

coogar: the last time, you said his lack of hustling led to juve's equaliser - he hustled tonight and this led to a chelsea goal and you still have the gall to criticise torres? dayokanu, you are a legendary disgrace with your comments! it's like torres gives you erëctions!

Other strikers hustle and score as well

No one would buy a 50m striker to come and wrestle alone on the field, Nor would they pay that amount for him to hold his waistline

4 goals and a 50m striker didnt get any

17 goals in 77 games? You dont need to look far for the disgrace

Winches can also help by sucking your blood

HQ: Looking forward, I already anticipate another weird weekend.

Are you a bayern fan?