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At the time the stats was collected Torres has completed his 90mins and many games were still on.

Torres has 530mins this season. He has one assist.

Van persie has 5 goals and 1 assist in 403min

Suarez has 5 goals and 1 assist in 540min. Similar time to Torres. Suarez scored from a freekick means what? If Torres can shoot freekicks he should take them

Defoe has not started his own game when I posted. Defoe also has 4 goals and 1 assist in time similar to Torres

Anyone who can notice would see the Demba Ba goals are now 6 in 485min. So whats Torres excuse.

Tevez gae was still on when the stats was collated Since you are interested in the assist. It might interest you yo know Tevez has 3 goals and 4 assist is shorter time compared to the DUD

So if Torres is the second best striker what was this based on? His goals or his assists?

Hope the governor and the perm sec have not gone for a private rendezvous

she might put your daughter in a washing machine to bathe her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO__8dOK7ZM

How market

Full time

lalaboi: forgeeet! this GW na die

Never yarn just yet

coogar: another big match where torres has scored and played quite well! very soon, his detractors would eat their vomitus! how many goals now this season?

To put things in perspective

Torres 3 goals in 540mins without any compeition for the strikers spot

Other EPL strikers

Luis Suarez 5 goals in 520mins
Van persie 5 goals in 320 mins Competition for strikers spot Chicharito, Rooney, Welbeck
Demba Ba 4 goals in 390mins Competition - Pappis Cisse
Jermaine Defoe 4 goals in 425 mins has Adebayor for competition
Steven Fletcher 4 goals in 241 mins
Rickie Lambert 4 goals in 365 mins
Peter Crouch 4 goals
Michu 4 goals in 430mins
Tevez 3 goals in 350min Competition Aguero, Ballotelli, Dzeko
Zamora 3 goals in 340 min
Jelavic 3 goals in 308 mins. Compepetition from Anichebe and Mirallas


That means there Torres is not even top 11 among EPL strikers. Men lie, women lie, Dayokanu lies, Nateev lies, Coogar lies. Numbers DONT LIE

GAYYners How market

Torres scores today.

How was his performance Chelsea faithfuls?

GARRI Cahill comes in

Leader of the garri squad

Torres again in the 68th min

Torres ruins another counter attack in the 64th min with a poor pass to Oscar

62nd min and Torres ruins another counter attack

Wetin happen to all the defensive training we heard Steve Bould was giving GAYYners

Lineup vs Bremen

Neuer - Lahm, Boateng, Dante, Badstuber - Gustavo, Schweini - Müller, Kroos, Ribery - Pizarro

chic2pimp: GrandPa Dayo Torres has scored against a top opponent

Let's see what you've got to say for yourself

He scored against Barcelona, Man Utd, Arsenal and Chelsea in the past as well. He scored and does an airkick minutes later

Maybe we would hear another "Torres is back" for the 30th time since he moved to chelsea

Gervinho

You now see the reason Mikel has never scored

Hazard showboating

Torres with an airkick after scoring the goal

Sold Torres and he scores

As a striker you need some form of strenght or skill to guide the ball and in a 4-2-3-1 the striker is facing 2 defenders most of the time and he has to hold up play till the midfielders get to him.

Muller is better Ghosting into the box unnoticed and scoring not in taking on defenders one on one. In a 4-4-2 one striker might be able to hide but in a 4-2-3-1. You as the main striker must always show up for balls

Unless Muller can develop more stamina in addition to his football sense
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I dont think Mandzukic is even injured

Playing Pizarro in front of his bremen people, I dont know how that would be sha.

Maybe Pizarro for Bate Borisov and Mandzukic tomorrow

^^ Rivers wont join Odua they would join their brothers to form Niger Delta Republic. and avoid Igbos

Could it be linked to the activities of this Nairalander Malawian

https://www.nairaland.com/malawian

Homar: its high time bayern plays muller as a top 9 rather than a supporting striker . But no worries we have pizzaro .

I think Muller is too fragile to play as a top 9 he isnt strong enough, Defenders would easily bully him

when you get there, call me

Na real wa oo

Naija women

Marry 2 wives.

One who can cook and clean to complement this one who cant do either

Imagine someonje even said Taoreed is a Yoruba name