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dayokanu: [size=18pt]ILESANMI ADESIDA[/size]I profiled this man here like 2 yrs ago. He has now been made VC Congrats Ilesanmi |
Boys flexing Valenica don enter one chance https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/304964_533766213306741_1109611525_n.jpg |
Achievement by Retardeen? Yet his wife is in Germany to treat ringworm Retardeen govt has been a failure so far |
Ayelala I hail oo |
Pataki: You really have a penchant for typing a whole bunch of claptrap on the sport section these days you know.This guy you don come back after the previous brainfart. Have you learnt anything since the last Hitzfeld gaffe? |
There are 3 type of strikers suited for the modern game of football 1. The Bullish type of striker: Who depend on their skill/strength e.g Drogba, Cavani, Tevez, Rooney etc they go head to head with defenders and get stuck in and get into physical contests with defenders IMO best suited for a 4-3-3 pattern 2. The ghosts who depend on their positioning and instincts e.g Nistelrooy, Hernandez, Inzaghi, Crespo etc They sneak around and pounce on mistakes by defenders and feed off the hardwork of their support strikers these IMO are best suited for a 4-4-2 3. The hybrid: They combine a bit of the two above e.g Falcao, Van Persie, Gomez, They can get stuck in to some extent and also position themselves excellently to pounce of lose balls, These are the most suited for a 4-5-1 The extinct ones like Owen, Torres who are always looking for the 100% chances laid for them to get one on one. Can barely survive in todays game. As they are not strong/skilled enough to go head to head nor have the instinct to ghost around. The defensive formations of nowadays are too hard for them. These are luxury strikers and mostly a liability to any formation |
Fernando Torres has had difficulty adapting to life in England's capital city because he has few Spanish teammates at Chelsea. The ex-Liverpool striker has struggled since leaving Anfield in January, according to Metro. Read more at: http://www.nesn.com/2011/11/fernando-torres-finds-life-harder-in-london-because-he-has-few-spanish-friends-nearby.html |
Eko Atlantic: Doctor we need your attention hereIn view of your signature, Can you identify yourself? Former ID? Friend or foe |
nateevs: Empty talk. If we continue to turn out abysmal play against teams, RDM will follow his predecessors.Without Torres in the lineup Chelsea won the FA cup and CL 4months ago WHat has changed now? The cluelessness of Torres has been promoted to the first team |
Ibime: Torres watch 2012/13: 1 good game in 520% is good enough ![]() |
Torres predecessors won the FA cup and CL barely 4months ago yet the sun and moon must align for Torres to score Spain is too slow for him Drogba was too physical Hazard is too skillful I have told you several times that Torres lacks the sense to play, if he doesn't make good runs how wld they find him? A 33 year old Drogba was able to win the FA and CL but our useless shekpe keeper can't even hit water if thrown off a boat He can't make runs he can't hold up play he can't do anything right Better get Mercy Akide |
Pataki: And what is your point?PoDUDski is simply lighting up the EPL in his maiden season just like others before him Another average BL striker rules the EPL like Santacruz Berbertov Demba Ba etc Strikers that failed in the BL |
All those Liverpool form are just flukes just like Santacruz run in the same season with Blackburn |
coogar: bobby zamora made more chances than eden hazard last night, chelsea were that lethargic! if hazard with all his creativity can only make 2 key passes in one game then he's a complete flop! cazorla made 5 key passes against the saints! berbatov alone had 7 chances to score from........the underlying problems still persist @ chelsea - they don't make enough clear-cut chances strikers can benefit from!Now its Hazards fault last year it was Drogba and Kalou for NT xavi and Iniesta are too slow, Torres himself complained abt the noise How come in the same place where others thrived where they won the Holy grail last summer is now what Torres fans are complaining even with obvious reinforcements in the team |
What else did the pastor tell you |
Na today? |
Lailai. Someone they said went to rest what Prayers does she need? Dendeike and Abati told us she went to rest and she isnt sick so why the U-turn |
On to Valencia Martinez has been blended into the Bavarian way [img]http://www.tz-online.de/bilder/2012/09/16/2505090/911760782-javi-martinez.9.jpg[/img] |
^^ How many 90mins game has Ramires and Bertrand got this season? Meanwhile we conveniently sidestep the DUD who has been a monumental flop ever since he stepped into CHelsea Initially the excuse was that he wasnt getting regular minutes this season in 6 games he has played 530min. an average of 88mins per game and he has continued to be horrible. Earlier we were told his teammates like Drogba, Kalou, Anelka, Lukaku were the reason he flopped those ones have left and he is still DUD. We have been told that its the coaches in Chelsea that were his problems. Torres has played under 3 different coaches he still continues to be a flop. We were told its the lack of creative players. This season he has played with some of the most creative set of players in Hazard and Mata in attack yet they still dont understand him. He complained that the noise level in London was one of his reason for poor performance, They have reduced the noise in London and even started admitting Deaf and dumb ppl to Stamford bridge yet he continues to be DUD So what is the new excuse? Approach games defensively? Dude are you serious? You mean because Ronaldo didnt start as CB means the team is defensive? GTFOH jare |
Pataki: One word for that dayokunu: PoGOALsky!You are wanking over PoDUDski? WHy wont Poldi score in Arsenal even when he cant cut it at a relegated team? A team that has Chamakh, Bendtner, Park, Gervinho and Giroud as strikers? Have you checked the latest UEFA club ranking to see where Assanal ranks? |
Pataki: Same Torres that scored a delicious goal against Barca.Yes ooo The same shekpe keeper scored against Barca a 70m free run at the goal keeper. Mrs Funmilayo Kuti woulda scored the goal sef |
nateevs: Ok. . . So the striker has been subbed since. . . How better have we been?Any coach who trust Torres is asking for wahala and a sack letter |
nateevs: Ok. . . So the striker has been subbed since. . . How better have we been?How long was the "Since" the striker was subbed? Torres played 82mins. So you mean why didnt Sturridge perform magic in 8 mins (10% of the time Torres wasted on the field)? 3weeks ago we heard he is back. Like I always ask, Where does he keep going for him to be BACK every 2months |
I look at the points the players on my bench got and I curse my Babalawo Kacalnikic 9points, Nelsen 6points |
Torres subbed out. And he walks off into the tunnel A useless player having a nasty attitude again Time to sell him |
nateevs: Kini Fernando n gba gan? Wetin u dey play?Now we are TALKING!!!!!! Blind shall see. ![]() All commentators are already saying how they miss Drogba |
nateevs: Absolute rubbish football. What the phuck do they do in training? Just get on all the flipping creative players and score a goal.You leave leprosy dey treat ringworm The main problem you have is Torres say it in plain language. Last yr it was Drogba, Anelka, Essien Kalou you blamed now its the time to blame Hazard, Moses and co |
Zamora is a goat |
We wasted too many scoring chances today. Muller, Mandzukic and Rizarro We could have ended this in a rout On to Valencia |
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I would have gone ahead to type further examples for you about PoGOALski, but I hope the two above suffices to educate your football sense that PoGOALski is above the mediocre players that you take glory in at Bayern or the whole of burn-this-leaguedown. 
