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onatisi: you are a bloody waste of time ,go and tell ur employers that u are incapable of defending them and that nigerians reject their stupid dumb bullshit story .and please get ur fact right before peddling trash.

Like I guessed you are a retardd that cant even defend his opinion.

is this the best the 40 laptop crew can do? Can you talk to your supervisor to find the meaning of "rumour" and help you out cos you seemed to be out of your depth here

SaharaReporters just confirmed that President Goodluck Jonathan made a hasty departure from Botswana, cutting down his state visit by one day.

A source traveling with Jonathan in Malawi and Botswana told SaharaReporters that the president’s surprising and sudden departure has increased speculations among members of his delegation that his wife’s health condition may have taken a bad turn. “Some of us are even fearing that the First Lady may be dead,” our source said.

The only thing Sahara confirmed here is that Retardeen Jonathan cut his trip short to return home. Let anyone debunk that first.

His sudden return "fuelled speculations" Can you make a research on what the quoted phrase means.

E.g Osaze's substitution fuelled speculations that there might be a rift between him and the coach.

Is the statement above any proof that Osaze and the coach are fighting? DULLARD?

onatisi: sahara man ,look if she is dead we cant do anything about it .but i hve a questin for u,when yaradua died that wasnt a rumour becos he was actually dead now tell me ARE YOU PERFECTLY CERTAIN THAT THE FIRST LADY IS DEAD?PLS SIMPLE YES OR NO

I think you need some education. What is a rumour first?

Most news actually come as rumour first.

When Osama was killed it first broke as a rumour

When Abacha died. It was like a rumor for at least 5hrs before the news confirmed it

When Sahara reported the Abuja stadium was overgrown maybe we should say na lie and photoshop

When they reported Patience sickness last week Shey no be rumour? So what do you have to say to it now?

onatisi: my own is that why carry a news that you are not sure of?especially the death of someone,this sahara ppl are starting to lose their shine gradually.the only thing the man surpporting them here has been able to say to defend sr is that they reported yar adua death first,so what?does doing that give sahara to go all about and start spreading death rumours?

No be so una call Yar Aduas death rumours? No be so una call Patience sickness rumours?

Sahara has been vindicated time and again

This time last week Abati and the 40 lappy were swearing on their mothers grave that Patience was not sick. Not story don dey get K-leg

Where is Patience Jonathan for the past 2 weeks?

dejustice: Trust me,I don't read anything about Sahara Reporters, You can be sure, it will be fake, misleading and Anti-Government. It's most likely ownered by an opposition party.

Their report is always negative, they derive pleasure in reporting fake news like this.

Why would you want someones wife and mother to die?

So when they reported yar Adua dead was because they wanted him dead?

Some ppl are brainless in this country sha. Yet it was the fake Sahara reporters that first told us about this sickness when Abati and the 40 laptops were denying

manosteel: Anything coming from saharaReporters, I can't put my money on it.

They were the ones who told us Patience was sick last week when even dendeike, billiogoat and the 40 laptops were denying it

Billyonaire: If people can not appreciate the transformation we experience in just 2 years of GEJ's Administration, then I regret deeply the daftness of GEJ's critics. I personally have saved a lot from the diesel and petrol purchases cos of the improvement in electricity, this is something that could not be achieve for almost 50yrs then GEJ did it in about 2yrs. Its such a shame that he is not a hero in many eyes. GEJ, remains my Hero! Get well soon First Lady. No one should speculate death, even of an enemy, cos dead might just be yours within 24hrs.

Were you not one of those who claimed Sahara reporters were lying when they reported her sick last week?

So what is she getting well from when she isnt sick?

Dumbass

Dansy: It ıs well wıth our presıdent's wıfe.[size=18pt]Mrs Jonathan shall not dıed[/size] but lıve ın Jesus precıous name.(Amen)

Patience, Na you be dat?

all4naija: I am not from South South! My father is from OYO to be precise!

Which area in Oyo?

Like Yar Adua like Jonathan

Abacha family entered Aso rock Only one left. Abdusalam Family didnt stay long there and the two left.

Obasanjo family entered only one left alive, Yar Adua family enter only one left alive

Abacha family- Husband died
OBJ family - WIfe died
Yar Adua family - Husband died
Hmmmmm

You said you want the situation to be over

Can you tell us how you want the situation to be over?

This is just the beginning. You would go through 8months of excruciating pain and early morning sickness . and in childbirth one of the worst pain for your young body.

For the next 4-5yrs, you would have to wake up in the middle of the night to breastfeed, pack baby shyyt, wake up to baby cry, change diapers All these by yourself because the dad is nowhere.

And you would always be a huge disappointment to your family. Your dad and mom would always refer to you as a terrible child they wished was never born and you would always be a shame and someone never to be emulated to your younger ones.

Most likely all your life you would be known as an irresponsible baby momma and another addition to the statistics of failed child upbringing and most likely a disgrace to the black and Nigerian community.

dedeike: Are you the one who confirmed him dead?

Last week you were still denying that Patience was sick

[quote author=mama-gee]Are you stalking me?[/quote]Not exactly but somehow

taharqa: I honestly think all these 'sources'(if they really exist) purportedly giving info to all manner of ppl behind d backdoor , should be found and charged with High Treason. I mean, am 4 openness in govt and all dat but if d state house is actually 'leaking' dis way, it portends grave danger to national security cos who knows what these 'sources' are telling(or capable of telling) foreign interest....#veryTroubling

It was the same sources that told us of Yar Aduas ill health even when Retardeen Jonathan told us he spoke to Yar Adua

By Daniel Idonor & Henry Umoru
ABUJA—VICE President Goodluck Jonathan said he spoke with the ailing President Yar’Adua “briefly on Tuesday evening, precisely at 8:00 pm.” He told the Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting, which held yesterday.

The Minister of Information and Communication, Professor Dora Akunyili made the disclosure while briefing State House Correspondents.
Asked to tell Nigerians the present condition of the president’s health, she said that she had said all she knew.http://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/01/i-spoke-with-yaradua-briefly-jonathan/

[quote author=mama-gee]Are you serious? But why the obsession?[/quote]I wish I can tell you. Are you in college now?

[quote author=A-40]With Gomez out for the foreseeable future its worth experimenting. I like Klose but they are too many young and quality players out there and we need to gradually phase him out at least after Rio he should definitely hang his boots[/quote]Yeah we need to phase out Klose but the problem is that there are so many attacking midfielders but few strikers.

One very promising striker is Samed Yesil that Leverkusen stupidly sold to Liverpool for 2m. The 18yr old has a bright future.'

I think he is better than Kevin Volland and Mlapa

nice one

strangest: We also knew what happened to the NYSC corpers in the north when they tried to stop underage, goats, rams and cows from voting...

What did our commander in Chief do about security for Corpers during election period?

What has our Commander in Chief done to prosecute those who killed the corpers?

We wont lay the blame at the doorstep of the Chief Security officer of the nation but we wld be chasing Shadows, if Buhari is responsible for all these then why hasnt the C-in-C arrested and prosecuted him since?

Have you taken both of them to a psychiatrist

Now that the madam is gone, Hope you wont make the mattress pregnant cos e be like say action full your body.

You can come on NL but dont know about birth controls? Get pills or IUD or go to the nearest Planned parenthood

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]What could be the reason on why someone would ask you that?[/color][/quote]Mamagee,

Are you 18 now? Cos I still love you and I am just waiting for you to be of age before I bring Kolanut to your mom and marry you/

Are you still in Corpus Christi?

[quote author=A-40]Well we did grab the first two goals I'm sure they felt the job was done and decided to coast from then on. I really think Loew should consider playing a Schurrle at the #9 spot and bring in Klose in the 2nd half[/quote]Yeah Schurrle I think can play that role, he played it at Mainz 2yrs ago under Tuchel.

But since then he has been moved to the left even in Leverkusen with Kiessling playing top

[quote author=A-40]I'd take the 3 points and run men! This was @ Austria remember. Important thing is Die Mannschaft has maximum pts from two games[/quote]Agreed but I was hoping we would see more from our attacking quartet.

Klose has been super dud this two games

Though the team missed schweinsteiger.

Ask them to send the 170k back so that you can send them Dollars.

If they send it back you know what to do.

HNIC: can A-40 and his mentor find a new playground?

E dey pain me Gan gan oo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dne5mzMZZw0

[quote author=A-40]Franck Ribery and Xherdan Shaqiri where on target for France and Switzerland tonight
No injuries to report on it seems[/quote]The German party were not impressive tonight

They managed with the 3 point thanks to marko Arnautovics wastefulnes

Pataki: My friend will you sharap?! See this is why I keep calling you a frog brain fan. Did Ottmar Hitzfeld win CL for Bayern? Just because he won it for two different teams, you all want to identify with him. The only time he ever got that to CL final for Bayern was in 1998 or so, and what happened? Same old pathetic Bayern, keep losing the plot when it most mattered. Frog brain fans, do I need to school you peeps or what sef?!

The point is this, a world class coach cannot remove the gross stewpidity that is engrossed with Bayern. Wenger saw this and he declined to coach Bayern. If that is lost on you and Dayokanu, please be kind enough to retain your new found identities as frog brain fans.

Dude Are you serious or youre just trolling? You should be discussing Table soccer


You have turned ignorance into Aso-Ebi, I was trying to cover up for you but you just wan show yaself

Which other club has this much ignorant fans. You mean a football follower didnt know Ottmar Hitzfeld was the first coach to win Champions league in different clubs even before the much touted Jose Mourinho

Pataki: Mr. Frog Brain, pele oh. E dey pain you? You were finalist, story story.....mschewwwww! Did you win the cup? Arsenal has entered the Champion's league final, did we win? Frog brain keep croaking! Yarn new story make we hear.

I retort, a team who had the Champion's league placed to them on a platter of gold, they foolishly and stewpidly threw it away. You dare come on the Arsenal thread and rant your frustration. Bundesliga, you allowed Borussia Dortmund, Borussia Dortmund (off all teams!) to disgrace una, and you think you are at par to talk at Arsenal??! You no even dey respect your seniors sha! Shyte league, with frog brain fans.

See doofus mentioning names, what glories and achievements have they brought that is at par with Wenger? Oya frog brain.....start your annoying croaking! You even had the temerity to mention Ottmar Hitzfeld, who was just merely a top domestic coach and resigned from Bayern Munich. Just because a frog can eat a live insect does not make it at par with a lion - shogbo?

Its obvious you are trying to upstage edoyad and dipo on this forum and I wont allow you to sink to such abyss as long as I am here.

How can someone so despeartely want to outdo edoyad and dipo (Dumb and dumber) in foolishness. They both represent all that is wrong with mutation and cross breeding research

FYI Van Gaal won the Champions league, Heyckenes won the Champions league and Ottmar hitzfeld has won 2 CL in 2 different clubs. Now start comparing that to Wenger who has won nada in European football in 30yrs of coaching? No UEFA cup, No Europa Cup, No Winners cup No Champions league

Is this not a fan of Arsenal? A club that cant win a league where Man City played? Manchester freaking City?

Na lie jor

So you mean these married men slept with 8 girls in one night

So if it was one round of sex per girl, Thats 8 rounds in a night? Are they poorn stars