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coogar: you're a buffoon!
so one chance more than your opponent in a tie and you're dominant?
you need a shrink!

11 more attacks, 8% lead in possesion. If thats not domination then what is?

You need Gurumaharaji

edoyad: Why my team go shame me? We have the best Striker in Europe right now in our possession. That plus we are finishing third in our league, tantamount to winning the German League

Best striker in Europe? Does Europe mean Emirates?

Gomez has 3 times the goals of van persie in this seasons CL

coogar: these stats don't suggest dominance unless you dunno what the word means.
look at barca-chelsea tie - that's dominance.

what's big chances? attacks?

Go and ask UEFA what big chances they wrote on their website mean

Is Barca Chelsea the only kind of dominance that exist?

Tyson beat an opponent to death

Tyson beats an opponent to coma

So we can say since he didnt beat the other to death that wasnt domination

coogar: still fine margins.

same number of shots on target - same number of corners.
the only facet of the game that bayern dominated was fouling madrid players
to upset their flow of the game.

real madrid won 2-1 on the night!
bayern did not dominate the game.
in the end, aggregate of the tie was 3-3.

Fine margin is when you in all stats Bayern bested Madrid at home

Corner kicks 5-5

Attacks 41-52

Big chances 2-3

Surely you need Alomo for intravenous

coogar: even if bayern had 54% possession, is that what you call domination?
4% better than your adversary and you think it's dominance?
you need brain tonic.

dominance is what barcelona did to chelsea.
72% possession in london.
72% possession in camp nou!

What do you call when your opponent outposses you home and away by 54% thats a 8 points difference

coogar: it seems you are high on neuer's pubic hair
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17832633

BBC? WHy not post stats from aljazeera and channelsnews or saharareporters

Wel below is what UEFA the organizer says

Ball possession
46% 54%
Total attempts
16 19
Attempts on target
9 9
Attempts off target
6 7
Attempts against woodwork
0 0
Attempts blocked
1 3


http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2012/matches/live/day=12/session=2/match=2007691/index.html

I was coming from a private Primary school to a Public secondary sch

All my books were stolen in the first few weeks

We would remove our shirt when we want to play so it wont be dirty, before you finish playing someone would have stolen your shirt and you too have to steal someone elses

Its not ununsual to see a small boy wearing oversized shirt with another name sewn on it

coogar: barcelona dominated but chelsea won.
chelsea had 30% possession to barca's 70%

@ the bernabeu, it was madrid's 53% to bayern's 47%
and madrid won 2-1 on the night.

Are you high on Alomo?

Give me any source which says Madrid dominated possesion at the bernaneu even Stevie Wonder would see that bayern dominated proceedings Home and away

At Bernabeu it was madrid 45, bayern 55%

edoyad: So na wetin Barca Fans go come do?

Wetin concern you with Barca, Shey you be Barca fan ni? Talk about your own team and tell us how many finals they have reached in the last 100yrs abi your useless team dey shame you ni?

coogar: barcelona did not lose @ the nou camp! they only lost on aggregate
the match at the nou camp eded 2-2.

The match Chelsea vs Barca at Stamford bridge, Who dominated? Who won?

coogar: dominated both legs and you lost on the night?
was the score not 2-1 before it went to penalties?

Didnt Barcelona dominate Chelsea both games and lost as well?

Or is domination same thing as winning?

coogar: that's a big lie - they battered bayern munich till the 70th minute.
the el clasico game took it's toll on real madrid. bayern had a dead rubber game to play whereas
real madrid were fighting to put a distance between them n barcelona over the weekend.
i still don't understand why the spanish fa would put el clasico between 2 legs of the champions league semis.
it's the daftest decision they would ever make this millennium.

Battered Bayern? Are you sure you watched the game at all?

Go and check all analysis of the game, Bayern dominated them for both legs

Possession 45% 45.0 55% 55.0
Corners 5 50.0 5 50.0
Goal attempts 15 42.0 20 58.0
On target 6 50.0 6 50.0
Fouls 12 30.0 27 70.0
Offside 4 80.0 1 20.0

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/match/2012/apr/25/realmadrid-v-bayernmunich

Coogar,

But Madrid was forced to sit back vs Bayern and their attacking threats were long balls to Di Maria and Ronaldo from Xabi and Marcelo

edoyad: Dayo you hopeless boy, is this the First ever Champions League Final?

How many finals has your useless team reached in their hopeless existence?

Bayern is already in 2 finals out of 3

My mom used to teach in a public primary school and I follow her to school though I wasnt a pupil then because "my hand couldnt touch my ears"

I went to a private Primary school but to a public secondary school. Do you guys still remember farm labour when you would cut grass on the field and the highligh were when we would see rabbit on the field and the whole school would end up chasing it

chaircover: coogar I am sure that I can beat you hands down in a Yoruba competition so jo lo joko jare

See these two agatu's arguing over who can murder Yoruba better.

Well I am the Yoruba language undisputed champ here.

Dramakwin,

I would be blunt here, I think God loves you for making you not pregnant yet, cos I don't see this marriage lasting even if you have octuplets tomorrow. What tells your husband that he isnt the one at fault for the barrenness, If you want to prove that he is the sterile one, Go and play away games with walestar/born2fuck and in 2months you would give testimonies

Since you are a corper, That means he carries a lot of the financial burden, Does he also settle your family financially, I mean for your mom to join in begging him. The issue must get K-leg . Is your husband verry rich or is he Mr Universe cos I am trying to understand where that arrogance is coming from and your own lack of self esteem? Cos it seems the only good he sees in you is making babies

3. Kroos control

Like in the first game, Toni Kroos was the key player here. He interpreted his ‘free’ role very nicely, moving back into the midfield to make a 3 v 2 when Ozil was still high up, and helped bypass the two Real holding players. Then, he moved forward and provided balls from between the lines and out wide, from where he created more chances than any other player. His final pass wasn’t always accurate, but the simple intelligence of his positioning – both providing numerical supremacy in the centre and a creative spark in the final third – meant he was very useful to Bayern, and it was again the correct decision from Heynckes to start him rather than Thomas Muller.

https://tf-chalkboards.s3-website-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/images/079zL.png

And some Charlatan were talking trash about Toni Kroos. This was a boy playing U-17 with Chrisantus 4-5yrs ago now bossing a CL semi final vs Madrid

http://www.zonalmarking.net/2012/04/25/real-madrid-2-1-bayern-munich-bayern-through-on-penalties/

Ibime: Are you guys ready for a repeat of the 4-2 demolition of Allianz arena?

Dayo would never forget Lamps goal in that defeat.

Ibime you be Olodo.

You didnt beat us at Allianz actually you lost 3-2 at Olympicstadium last time you were there

What was your opinion about Gustavos play yesterday?

below was what bleacherreport said about him

Luiz Gustavo is a huge miss for Bayern Munich in the final. He did an excellent job breaking up the play at the Bernabeu and while his yellow card was very much deserved, Heynckes will rue the absence of his midfielder breaker.

Anatoliy Tymoshchuk will likely sit in his place and while the Ukrainian is both experienced and efficient, he's not quite on the same level as Gustavo

OP,
Don't mind these people, I think he is having an affair

Watch him when he is sleeping, If he has an errrection, He might be having an affair with another woman in his dream

toba: u are right. I fought dk for the most times this season over bayern's poor performances. At a time bayern considered sacking heynckes. We were just lucky

And You have been proven wrong on all counts

Juup Heyckenes that you said was too old fashioned is playing the CL finals, while the young new fashioned coaches are at home watching on TV

The Gomez you blamed all season has 12 goals in the CL and over 40 goals all season

Now tell me how many goals those better strikers have?

4llerbuntu: i hope and pray so. cuz as far as im concerned, the match is 50/50

if u watched bayern this season at all you would know that the semi's was prolly their best match(es) the entire season and they are not all that, despite dk's efforts to make us believe otherwise

Thats because you cant see beyond your nose

Did you see our game vs Man City? Our game vs Napoli? And you still think this was our best game?

This was the typical bayern game and we always dominate possesion

We are the best possesion team in Europe after barca for the past 3-4 seasons

Our first 11 can stand with almost any team

Players like Neuer, Lahm, Schweinsteiger, Ribery, Robben Gomez are top 3-5 in the world in their position.

Every football pundit knows that Bayern is easily the 3rd best team in Europe behind the 2 Spanish teams

[quote author=ekt_bear]Heh. afam met numerous Ilajes who deny being Yoruba....then he woke up from his dream.

I dunno why you guys think that there is symmetry between us...that plenty of people deny being Igbo doesn't mean there are Yoruba who deny being Yoruba.

Stop lying dude...[/quote]LOL. I bet that lie wasnt difficult to find out

What next Ijebus deny being Yorubas, Ekitis deny being Yorubas, Ijesha deny being Yorubas, Oyo deny being Yorubas

So who are Yorubas sef?

afam4eva: I've never had any reason to dispute the fact that Ilaje is Yoruba just like some of you here should not intrude in matters concerning Ikwerre and Ika who are Igbos just like Ilajes are Yorubas.

Ikwerre leaders came out to say they are not Ibos. So what are we expected to believe?