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There is a National Society of Black Engineer, Black lawyers etc

So no inferiority complex there

Pretty4ril: Pls how can u be of help, be my shorthand teacher. lol

I can help you, but I need to see your picture and the lessons would be in my house at nights

Manure fans,

Permit me to keep you KOMPANY

coogar: torres' 4th goal that a defender headed into a goalie's chest should be mata's assist?
dayo - have you been smoking lately?

Now should I ask you what you have been smoking?

Woolies?

Yebariba swagga swaggaaaaa

See useless nasri

See Balotelli

Fergie vs Mancini fight

Mancini gesticulates that Fergie talks too much

The English media that has tagged Marko Marin the German Messi would be shocked to see they got the German Pius Ikedia

chucky234: Keep shut my friend,an England coach called Bobby Robson thought Mourinho everything he knows and that same England coach was a Barca coach.
The Three Lions have always been coached by English before the last few years with Goran Eriksson and Capello.
In 1996 Terry Venables built an amazing England team that lost to Germany on penalties at the Euros final in Wembley,England were exceptional and outclassed the Germans before the game went into extra time.
Remember Daglish,Ferguson are British,you are empty head.

You obviously know nothing about football? So you think British and English are the same?

I say tell us how many English coaches have won the English premier league in the last 20yrs?

If they cant win their own league then whats the use?

What did Bobby Robson win? Did he win the Champions League? No, Did he win the Premier league, Did he win the Euro cup? Did he win the world cup? Tell me what he has won that makes him better than Villas Boas?


When the 3 ants or lions as you call them were coached by English coaches, What did they win?

Calebsky: For political and economic best reasons the NW or NE do not qualify for now, not to mention the security risks. perhaps it could be in some distant future

Which political reasons and which economic reason needs to be considered when situating a Federal capital?

You mentioned security yet advocated Port harcourt and SE where cases of kidnapping and militancy are highest in the country

So much for being a detribalised and unbiased person

Whats the title of this movie?

Simple wahala no dey there

Call the MIL and tell her that her son is about to eat the food.

Or tell her to come and eat the food

^^ Exactly,

Thats the point many women miss, they already see trouble before the MIL even came in. Soon the MIL would come and she would be complaining that she sings too much, Her footsteps is too loud, She eats too much laughs too much, the MIL smells etc

Maybe they have forgotten that they would be MIL someday and what you give out, may you receive

I have heard girls who pray for the MIL to die

One even said she prays she doesnt marry a guy whose mom is still alive.

Hopefully someone would pray the girls too die before their son gets married

chucky234: You wey begin watch football yesterday go open mouth say England no fit produce quality coaches,guy keep quite and say wetin you know

Which quality coach England fit produce?

Their top clubs are all coached by foreigners, When was the last time an English man coached a team to win premiership?

but if we look at relegation teams managers they are always English

OP Since you are not biased, Can we move the FCT to Maiduguri or Sokoto in the NE and NC respectively?

Pretty4ril: Pls, ppl shld try as much as possible to read n understand any post befor answering, so dt one will not hv wrong conclusion or .If u find it difficult 2 understand don't say anything.The woman in question is not against d mil coming but want 2 avoid problems due 2 what has happend in d past n with her condition 4 now , she wanted mil 2 wait a little time let her finish nursing as 2 give her attention to avoid her saying d dil is nt taken care of her.


Moremi tnx for reading and understanding d situation, u really said well.

Its the same thing we are saying.

When you lose your husband in many years to come and you want to go stay with your son and his family May Amadioha let your Daughter In law bounce you and give you a time table of when you would come to visit And may she give you the excuse to wait till she is done nursing the baby

So that you can return to your husband house lonely and depressed while your DIL finish nursing her baby

SOMEBODY SAY AMEN

Another blow to Retardeen Jonathan

Calebsky: @

Ok. now i get your drift. you must be a tribalist. Calabar (South South) had it, Lagos (South West) had it, Abuja (North Central) is having it with the attendant man-made problems or disaster,whatever. Now i think it will only be fair to push it down east and Enugu (South East) will be perfect. No bias huh! Mind you i'm not an igbo man.

If SS, SW and NC has had presidency then why not to NW Sokoto or NE Adamawa since you claim you are not biased

So Retardeen is on his knees begging rascals?

Retardeen would make an appearance with DBanj on the new Oliver twist video


This time around Retardeen Jonathan would tell us to pray for those bombers

Azazi has proven there are sensible Ijawmen out there

Not all of them live on a diet of fish and kai-kai like odechukwu retardeen

When I was like 17-18 I had a girlfriend then that i thought was the best thing that could happen to me, If I had the chance(money and confidence) to marry then I would have married her.

When I look back nowadays, I would think to myself.

"WHAT WAS I SMOKING THEN?"

I dont know if your 23yr old Boy-toy is matured enough but most 23yr old are just starting life and still want to explore many things, In no time he would be bored and want to be a boy again NOT a married man

edoyad: Dayo just give up, ritchboy has murdered you leaving you with spiritual injuries. When he called you guys phattest Phools in the Milky way I thought be was exaggerating till he provided solid evidence.

I think nature after eroding your hair leaving you bald has also eroded whatss left og your brain.

I blame nature for leaving you bald and brainless.

When would Arsenal play a CL final?

ritchboy: Chei, this boi na proper olodo!

The explanation is simple: style/position of play. Gomez is a poacher and like all poachers is expected to have a high conversion ratio because of the type of shots he takes. Hernandez' shots-goal ratio is probably twice Messi's, that must make him godly in your world but over here it's nothing special. Maybe Gomez and Chicharito are "more efficient" than Messi in A Land Far Far Away.

Van Persie has this season been playing as a poacher or whatever you call it. He spends as much time in the box as Gomez only that his conversion rations are abysmal

edoyad: dayo FernanDUD Torres(remember him? ) is now scoring and seems to be improving with each game. Bad Stopper better get ready for the return of El nino. Imagine being humiliated at your home Stadium in the Finals, choiiiii!! God forbid it happens to the gunners.

It can never happen to GAYYners because they dont even get to the finals

Maybe its best both of them be cunning.

The man keeps his money, the woman keeps hers SIMPLE

kill him

A 23yr old is a boy born in 1989 and a 30yr old is a girl born in 1982?

How can that work in Naija? The born barely knows anthing

OP,

Hopefully your daughter in law would deny you entry into your sons house in the next 30yrs

Did I hear an AMEN?