₦airaland Forum

sir.law:
truth be told, this thread is fast becoming what other club supporters call it.... Garbage.... Cooger And Elampiro, I know u both might think u are trying to prove ur points but calling each other names?? U guys are seriously disgracing the Manchester United u both claim to luv in Nairaland. Cooger, u are a vet doesn't give u d right to call Elampiro a disgrace to the 'chromosomes ' that gave birth to him. Same goes for u too Elampiro.... I see u both as two of the best analysts of the game in this thread among others.... It z even gotten to d extent of equating u guys as guys with guns.... The united brothers.... Manchester United is not all about Rooney... I fail to see why our thread should be all about Rooney. I believe we all luv United... or at least we claim to luv United. We should be discussing on how to beat Arsenal this Sunday or the latest news , rumors n gossips abt our United. Not heaping curses n insults on our fellow brothers... Av said my piece... I rest my case.#OneUnited

Preacher whats the name of your church?

Abeg leave story for D.O fagunwa.

If youre scared of blood go join Nateevs and play ten-ten
Here we want blood
We want warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

GustavoFring: Whatever you do, don't wear a white shirt while sat ringside for this bout.

Sparks, blood, and organs will fly.

Where is that Dayo sef?

Na who go do book for this round na?

Na me ooo


WHo are you putting your money on? Elampiro or Coogar?

Are you betting on a TKO or Unanimous decision?

Search the 2 for knives I have a feeling elampiro don hide knife for him shorts and possibly Ring to fight.

"One blow 7 die" types

Katsumoto:

Liverpool has won more English Titles than ASSnal and it would take two life times for ASSnal to win 1 European Cup let alone 5.

The last won we won is in our massive trophy room at Anfield.

You guys can keep being pedantic about name changes for all we care.

Titles - Liverpool 18 ASSnal 13

European Cup - Liverpool 5 ASSnal 0

LFC has even more UEFA cups than ASSnal (only one cup winners cup).

Local team. Not even Local Champions.

I cant sit back and watch you destroy my friends here again

I come to their defence

The "We won in Germany trophy" Arsenal 4 Liverpool 1

The "Finest Jersey trophy" Arsenal 3 Liverpool 1

The number of deluded fans Arsenal 100million Liverpool 3

The number of years trophyless Arsenal 7 Liverpool 1

Longest current serving manager in England trophy Arsenal 2 Liverpool 0

Now beat that Mr Katsumoto

GOLAZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Musa Mohammed

Sell Rooney fast and buy this guy

GOLAZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Musa Mohammed

Sell Rooney fast and buy this guy

2-0

Dem no even sabi dance sef

I suspect that if Elampiro meets coogar . Elampiro would take his revenge

Its friday

Elampiro Bendtner is better than Rooney

If you disagree I can show you the stats

ngozievergreen: A look at the core Yoruba states reveals the devt stopped at the 80s.
Everything look old fashioned and ancient.
Ppl should be talking about 2013 tnz not what happened in the 70s

The development of the 70's is still whats making all the people in your caves flee like refugess to Yorubaland

Next thing it would be her mom the husband wants to nack

And this niece is in Secondary school

This was the traditional attire pose. Not the bikini one

These Ibo mods moved these to ethnic section while the Enugu thread has been on Politics section for how long

GustavoFring: What a K.O.

I really dont know whether to clap or strip naked in appreciation of this response.

From the initial agbalumo jabs, to the rebranding bodyshots, to the Champions league hooks and upper cuts, Katsumoto just delivered a masterclass in witty retorts.

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He learnt from me the greatest arsenal slayer.

Kats no dey show power here. You know most arsenal fans are not that sharp mentally. Don't be like a pro boxer punching a handicap

Na wa oo

Op

Should we pray for God to bless this union

Get a boy to have a 3-somee with both of you.

I can recommend Mr Cork and her life wont remain the same again

Madam @ the top:
we met when everything was really tight for me in skool. no job, no money, my bf was doing masters in the uk, he couldn't support me coz he was not working nd all...I don't like disturbing my peeps for money...I don't even know how to ask for any additional money except for my monthly allowance.

I never had the intention of falling in love when I met diz guy coz I knew he wanted me cos his wife was not with him and nothing more. So I was like we should be both act like we're in love with eachoda nd enjoy the moment together. [size=15pt]I enjoy his money nd he enjoys watever he wanna enjoy out of me. But I fell in love after checking his profile nd salary on google.[/size]

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Can you explain the part in bold especially the deep bold

harryobas: Dude stop being jealous of arsenal and focus on supporting ur team pls. Abeg no go kill ur self becos of arsenal. What an irony the more u hate the more arsenal keep winning

Jealous of Arsenal?

I support a team that won the treble less than 6 months ago. So explain how I would be jealous of a club thats been trophyless for 7yrs

Does it make sense that Dangote would be jealous of a homeless beggar?

edoyad: Why don't they investigate 0 goals for Nazis and 3 goals for Arsenal on German soil ? If only we could be condemned to playing all our UCL games in Germany

German teams have scored 7 goals in Emirate in the last 12 months

I suspect the money for building the stadium was from Germany and you are still using the result to pay back

chukwudi44: Bros the kweshion you should be asking yourself is what is the SS/MB/SE population in the states you mentioned for the opposition? The cosmopolitan nature of lagos would make it almost possible for any of the parties to secure up to 60% of the votes in lagos.We have more igbo voters in Lagos than even in an igbo state like Ebonyi.You also mentioned Kadunna ,by what percentage did Buhhari win Kadunna in 2011? You seem to forget the southern/Northern kadunna dichotony in Kadunna.It is even easier for APC to win in anambra than for it to win in southern Kadunna

In this same Lagos

1999 election Olu Falae won 88% of the votes in Lagos(More than any other state in Nigeria) despite the cosmopolitan nature and Ibos preferring Obasanjo

In 1993 MKO Abiola won 85% of the votes in Lagos despite the cosmopolitan nature and Ibos preferring Bashir Tofa/Sylvester Ugo

This same result pattern held for elections in 1979 and 1983 despite Ibos voting in a different direction

The truth is that in Lagos Yorubas solely hold the Political power and the other tribes dont have any effect.

Thats why in lagos no single LG electoral post is held by Ibos and any party who puts Ibos as deputy never mind Governor is guaranteed of a loss

Southern Kaduna is not a state And despite this Southern kaduna factor CPC still won the Kaduna state even in the Vice Presidents ward and this isnt going to change anytime soon

ritchboy: So in other words, you're saying Bayern won't win anything this season?

In other words I am saying Arsenal would end up trophyless as usual and a German team would win the treble

Indians are jealous of our success,

Indian is a no mans land

manny4life: Dude has stayed in TX for too long (not even up to 7years) and he has forgotten how Nigerian voting system works: not by states but by voters. If we're to go by the unverified statistics that Igbos represent about 45% of Lagos, if this be the case, by the time you account for other minorities voting GEJ, wouldn't Lagos be lost to GEJ at the end of the day?

How can anyone who claims to be educated even mention this 45% Ibo in public?

if Ibos are 45% then

Whats the percentage population of SS people including Deltans, Rivers(excluding Ibos), Calabar, Edo and Rivers?

Whats the percentage population of the middle belters?

Whats the percentage population of Northerners?

WHats the percentage population of foreigners

[size=14pt]Now whats the percentage Population of Yorubas who own the place?[/size]

Ever since elections have been conducted in Lagos when has the voting gone with the Ibo population rather Lagos has always voted along the lines of fellow Yoruba states

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Last time I checked, vote weren't counted by number of states but by the number of voters.
Do you know that the SS/SE have more number of electorates than any zone in the country? Go and check the result of 2011 election. How will a state like Jigawa, Zamfara, Gombe that is almost a desert with few number of electorates who barely knows what is happening in Nigeria, count in this election.
Do you think APC can win Lagos comfortably.
When the Benins, Igbos, Calabars, Ijaws etc, plus the Yoruba PDP loyalists of Lagos vote Jonathan, then it will not be so hard for you to come to terms with the fact that APC is a minority in Lagos.

Remember that PDP won ACN in Lagos with wild margin in the 2011 presidential polls [/color]

No

Votes are based on states won and Number of voters

The most Populous states according to the Census are Kano, Lagos, Kaduna, Katsina, Oyo, in that order These states are for the opposition.

The 5 least populated states are Yobe, Taraba, Ebonyi, Nasarawa and Bayelsa only one of these is an APC state while 4 are some of those Retardeen won in 2011

The total population of the top 5 states is 36m according to the 2006 census, Thats almost more than the total population of SS plus SE

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nigerian_states_by_population

Now tell me how the number would add up

In 2011 Most SW voters boycotted the election as they had little interest, In 2015 watch out for the turnout to kick out PDP and Retardeen