₦airaland Forum

ronkebp:
Haaaa yay!!!! Ogbomoso ke!!!!! you gat to be kidding, i fit manage ibadan, but ogbomoso?, naaaaaa

Just so you know, you don't want to put head, if ondo man/woman dey vex, that one no be gragra at all, na the fact be that.

Dayo, you know you can't handle me, am too hooot !!!! for you, (kidding)

You know say with you vexing and banging the table its either you break the table or break your wrist, Nothing would happen.

Lets put it to try you are too hoot? ehn ehn, Omi lo ma n pa oro ina.

armyofone:
kuru kere kuru kere ni hauwa se wo yara dayokanu
ride on me sweetheart Dayokanu

Patsey:
GEJ'S IMBECILITY AND MEDIOCRITY IS BECOMING INCREASINGLY APPARENT BY THE MINUTE.

Agreed

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=722413.msg8809757#msg8809757 date=1311875146][color=deeppink]^^I don't even have anything to say about your craziness. . .

Next![/color][/quote]You dont need to say anything, Just come over simple

bashy I am from Oyo State Ogbomosho .

You know some people are known for gra gra and "Agidi" e.g ondo/ekiti axis, But Oyo's are known for the cunning ways,

If an Oyo man says Good afternoon you better go outside and confirm

Ronke you still want to mess with me? Then come here and lets get together first or do you want me to come meet you in Philly or in Delaware?

Can we have figures to back this up?

I dey laff

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=722413.msg8809486#msg8809486 date=1311872583][color=deeppink]I hope he's stopped popping out babies too. . .

Cause the world economy is too low to feed just one man and his ten concubines. [/color][/quote]Lets make ours baby

JET ko helicopter ni

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=710353.msg8809666#msg8809666 date=1311874067]LOL what a funny ronke and you think you are dealing with an illiterate Father inlaw? and where will you get all the documents to sell all those stuffs i dey laff oo desperate woman[/quote]You have asked this twice.

Oya seriously when are you moving in so we can start.

And I would prove to you that I am Oyo. "Oyo bere, Inu e lo'sho"

Emi omo Oyo a fi Ogbon gba ara e lojo buburu, a fi aigbon gba ara re ni igbekun. Next time you see an Oyo man, Pick your shoes and run or drop your mischief at the door cos you cant beat us at "Ogbon arekereke"

"I want to drink small stout"

ronkebp:
Guys!! guys!! guys!, Dayo and Bashy, so na woman dey make una, commot wind for ear so, ?  

Yes.OOOO I will collect all he has, they all belong to me and my kids, ko s'oro!!! whether i have more than him or not, i will divide what he has and go with it all, so that he can start from the scratch with another woman, (do not care)

D-one, (dayo) if you buy the house or car in your parents name, i will sell it (house) with them still living in the house, and there is nothing anybody can do about it, !!!! . If you dare, bring it on, !!!! yaay me!!!

Yaaay I am sooo phocking excited bring it on.

Oya lets start and lets see who would lose out but you know the first stage is for us to get together and start shaaaging ourselves for like 6months to a year before we break up.

So let the games begin

ronkebp:
Dayo tell that to the court, this one na story story!!!!! we share it 50-50, (that is if am good) if not 60-40, moreover, do you know how much i would have made if i was not married to that guy so no even think am, if you already had a house, (in the State, you know now) that the guy would leave the house, and it is only fair, a man can always take care of himself, where would you push a woman and her kids to, ?
lol, that is exactly what we mean, we will throw the guy out!!!!!!!!!!!!! simple, as in , ita!!!! if i don't get the house, nobody will!!! gba be!!

How much would you have made and whats stopping you from making it while married?

Do you know how much he would have made if he was spared the nagging and all your wahala?

Well since the Hunter has learnt to shoot without missing, the birds too have learnt to fly without perching.

Good luck with you and the court taking a house that belongs to my dad or a car that belongs to my mom.

Ok She doesnt have a job and stays home, Why are you still the one washing plates, cutting veggies etc?

Well your wife probably thinks you are a wussy and she is treating you as such.

Fact is you are too nice and soft, toughen up better still smoke weed.

Are you in lagos? I can introduce you to Sir Kay my weed supplier for over a decade. When you wife sees you face she go behave

Its only fair to share any income you make jointly, But if I already had a house before I married you and bought you a car, tell me the rationale for retaining any of those in the event of a breakup

Someone from a public school actually did us proud.

I though some weeks back someone was arguing that its products of Corona, Grange etc that are the smartest.

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=722441.msg8804908#msg8804908 date=1311831668]Then u should be able to support my guy.

Hey Dayo, I need your support for a candidate.[/quote]Who is the candidate?

Records have it that I was the leader of the BRF support group on nairaland back in 2007, Whoever I support wins.

sconsults:
Only if he is a muslim,no christian will ever rule lagos state))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

In 1991, Michael Otedola was elected governor of Lagos after defeateing Professor femi Agbalajobi, Yomi Edu and Dapo Sarumi in the elections, All of them were christians.

Ini-rap well done

ronkebp:
Bashiru!!!!! or what will i call you,, Nope am not that kind of a woman, just so you know!!!and i am no fool too, i married my husband for 'Love', respect, a friend, someone i can share everything with, someone i can trust (to an extent), someone i feel can protect me and give 80% of what i need, and be strong for me in everyway, and even as i expect all these and more from him, i bet he expects such from me too, and am willing to give (that is our understanding). Now!!!!! if yahwah kon gas, (God forbid) and he wants to Lord over me, my kids, home and property, ?? Hmmmmm, because of some unnecessary misunderstanding, Trust me, Bash, it will NOT GO DOWN WELL, whether the guy is a freaking! Niger Man!!! we will tell, when the time comes, am just saying do not take any woman for a fool, just because you are a typical Niger, man, shishhhhh!!!!

What was your motive for marrying him? his money?

if it doesnt work out or he messes up how about The woman just walk out since the women claim to be an Independent woman who can take care of herself.

WHat has the love or betrayal of love got to do with his money?

Ronke if you bring 1m you leave with 1m plus what you acquired in the time we are together and nothing from me while I take nothing from you too, DEAL?

armyofone:
dayo, you've said that before in some or many threads how you will dribble any lady. anyway, mine is i wouldn't cheat, if you cheat, you are a goner and if you want to fight it, bring it on, don't forget you are dealing with a mad/scorned black woman too

also don't get the thread twisted we are talking abt cheating men eh

Its better you just marry Oyinbos, or Hispanics, with me, Yeeah, You would know that no be gra gra and no be force dem dey take do things.

Ok before you marry me I already have a house in my fathers name, My cars are in my mothers name, You wont marry me because you have nothing material to gain?

Well Aint saying she is a gold digger but she sounds like one.

What about you buy your own house in your siblings name and rent it out, when shyyt goes down move to your own house and everyone leaves with whatever you brng to the marriage

Reetarded President

Jencejyde:
haba! The defeat pain you like that, what's up with the hostility, ?

No worry, we go phone Barca board make den return una trophy oh quick quick, this is really sad, o ma se oh!

Hostility to barca? We are friends with barca

havent you heard "GAME recognize GAME, Class do too"

But some clubs have to associate with New York Red Bulls, PSG for the useless preseason Emirates cup,

Do you think barcelona, Bayern man Utd would honour your Emirates cup invite?

armyofone:
You are way too funny. no need for long word. just don't cheat on the woman you are with.

Even if its the woman that cheats, she still takes the house and the car with her new boyfriend.

I dey laff

tunnytox:
Well it depend on individual preferences I mean how much is the car worth that will make me to start pursuing my wife about just to proof a point? I'm not talking about a mansion here but even if it's a mansion I built for her it will depend on how rich I am. If I'm rich enough to avoid mansions why belittling myself by pursuin an unfaithful wife just to get the house back? You might as well strip your wife Unclad just to recoup all your spending on her however, I believe there are some issues through which I can proof how matured I am. I won't go about chasing an unfaithful wife to recover things that may not really worth it.

You heard "material", If her blouse is material to me I would take it.

With the average yearly income being like $60k a year, whats the cost of a car, Thing is a Good car is a material expense for 80% of the population unless its a Jalopee. A car is not something that goes missing and you would forget it.

So if your wife leaves you for her boyfriend, you would give away the car, even if you are still paying notes on it, you would keep paying it fdor her to cruise with her new BF.

Thank God for men like you

armyofone:
in africa/nigeria you can mess up and still be king. where i am, you are a big time goner. you mess up, you leave the house!! yes, you are leaving our home in just your boxer if that's what you got on you know, i can drag you through all the courts of the land if need be, i have the means to fight if i want anyway, a man with head on his shoulder is what we pray for not some ragamuffins from isale gan gan wey dey make mouth for cyber and come jam real ogbologbo for real life mu he he.
laughing out so loud

Armyofone,


Have you forgotten you are dealing with Nigerian men, The smartest set of ppl alive.

1, the house is in my fathers name or in the name of a corporation which my dad is the owner, Tell me which court would give you my Fathers property when Its was Dayokanu who chased you out of the house and not his father.

You want to fight? This one no be wrestling. If you want to collect money, I would open a business sell it to my friend and he would employ me as a staff paying me a minimum wage of $7/hr. Let the court give you whatever out of my minimum wage salary while I buy new Benz and range Rovers yearly all in my mothers name

Picture me rolling

coogar:
i cannot wait for that occasion. the camera shots of allianz arena is the best on the planet. . . . .they make you see everything with the overhead camera hovering from the top. . . .classic shots you don't see anywhere else. bring it on. . . .

barca vs man utd may 2012(you heard it here first)!

Allianz Arena is class. Thats money well spent. the camera shots are the best anywhere in Europe

Not one useless stadium built in London which breeds trophylessness

RuuDie:
I doubt that. . . . . .never mind that you are holders of the trophy, this is the last time FCB is getting any form of invite from FC Bollywood - not even the U-11s

Barcelona have always come for Pre season here

Yearly we have had Inter Milan, AC Milan, Man Utd, Barcelona and last year we had Real madrid quality teams not some mickey mouse games playing MLS all stars whose best players are Beckham and henry both were at their peak about a decade ago.

Soon you would be playing with Carlos Valderama, Juan pablo Angel in MLS

RuuDie:
FC Bollywood outplayed, outclassed, oupassed by a second string FCB. . . . . . . Schweini must be having 'Spanish' nightmares right now.

Did you see the starting line up for Bayern?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

--------------Petersen----------

Olic----------Alaba---------Usami

-------Pranjic-----Gustavo--------

Contento---Badstuber--Boateng--Rafinha

------------Butt------------------


While barca had Iniesta, Villa, Busquets, Pedro Valdes, Keita. Second string indeed

tunnytox:
@ bashy-demy

Honestly, your post are truly getting very sexist pls stop now! You mean you'll take a car away from your wife if she 'messed up' what happened to the love you have for each other? I can never do that for my wife and I'll register the car I bought for her in her name, even if she used the car to transport her boyfriend it won't make me change my mind cos it's not the end if the world. Pls try and chill a little bit 'aye o le to be yen o' and I'll always treat my wife the way I want my daughters to be treated by their future husbands

I disagree completely with this.

If I buy my wife a car and we separate, She drops the keys. Anything material I buy her she has to drop it when she decides to elope with her new lover.

The love we had has ceased to exist, What happened to the love when she ran away with another man.

Some people just say stuffs on here that make me SMH.

So if you buy a house in her name and she leaves you next yr, She take the house with her? The properties are for her benefit when she is my wife, the moment she isnt, those benefit cease

duduspace:
@Eldee

Wey my code naa? do I have to pass envelope under your hotel door or wetin sef?

Sharap there.

Code wey dem give you last year wetin you take am do? No be last you carry for table?

Go and read about the parable of the talents and convince this house why you deserve to be given codes this year

OLODO

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=722441.msg8804776#msg8804776 date=1311827583]Oh Dayo came for his bride.

Guess what dayo?[/quote]What ?

Tpia wassup.

Almost all Fulanis are fair skinned about 70% of them same with those Toaregs (Those that beg in Lagos)

The Middle East/North Africa are one of the hottest places on earth with death valley in California and are occupied by fair skinned people

Iran, Libya, Ethiopia, Phoenix and California are some of the hottest places on earth populated by fair skinned people

Tpia, I have missed you so much