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The world is not fair Uju baby.

There are some basic intellects needed to survive in the world and if you dont have any of those then you deserve whatever shocks you get.

If you meet a complete stranger and trust him with your life saving, He absconds, The stranger is wicked but what can be said about you?

I spoke too soon

Inter Milan 2 Schalke 4

Yebariba swagga swagga

Go Schalke.

2 away goals. Looks like theres more goals in this game

He doesnt even know what governance is all about

1-1

Schalke levels

armyofone:
ummm, when you for just chop money clean mouth eh,

nig guys dey toast person dem go use money scatter the person

you date for here, you pay for your own dinner

phew!!! i'd love free money fa, 50k and above in my account o, na wonder, didn't work for it . i will just go shopping at the mall i mean burn it real quick.
free money good as long as my back no dey ground.

Why wont your back touch ground? So you prefer we do styles like doggy, sit-ups

I wanna smoke you.

Yo she ne za ki zu gida na?

Emi ati e ni summer yi.

Ere a di ere yatayata yaa yoo, yoo yaa

Naijababe ba mi lalejo n go ti se yoi si, Kii je iyan kii je iresi afi omi oojo omo adun,

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Obama: We think Nigeria is an important country in the West African subregion regarding Nuclear proliferation and we are genuinely concerned about the security issues

GEJ: (Smiling and thinking) Chei, See my life don beta. Timaya talk am. Jona I don blow I don blow, Aproko people make una know, All the way from bayelsa, i break into Abuja market.
Na me dey siddon for here and dis Oyinbo pepper dey yarn so. Patience go dey jelox me right now, Anyway I go show am say the umbelerra wey dey my head big pass her own. (Humms a sound) Ogologo mma Jehova Ogologo mma e

When I enter president me sef go yellow pass this Obama.

OBAMA: (After waiting for a while and no response); Hey Jona, I asked what do you think about the nuclear security.

GEJ: Thats no puroblem my brada. I yam from a Nooklear family and if na security No wahala Shebi Its just like if Dbanj is playing and the bouncer check for those that are making noise outside. My first job na security for Portharcourt zoo. When the monkey wan go follow Gorrila play na me dey stop am. No problem

OBAMA: (Dazed) Seriously!!!

GEJ: Yes my broda. I grew up without wearing shoe, I trek to school, I caught frogs inside gutter for breakfast

denko:
who is fit to rule is buhari that rule for more than 2 years for nothin to reckon for it, or jonathan that rule for just 7 month just mention

Its a known fact that most supporters of GEJ are either retarded or just lie blatantly

Buhari ruled from December 31 1983 to August 27 1985 In your books thats more than 2 yrs.?

Jonathan ruled from May 6 2010 till date thats less than 7 months?

Gbenge 77:
talking about corruption,he has to explain the shocking reduction of our external reserves.He has practically shared Nigeria out.Incidentally,the guy dished out 7.5 million to the SNG calling it ''Transport fare'' .Its unheard of

Imagine. What a r3t@rd

^^ I think say you wan lie before.

Back to the topic

JK, Would you blame the guy? Seriously who no like awoof? who doesnt like a mumu?

Abeg if you see person like that abeg lemme know

Dont mind NB.

She dey hoard the materials, Though I have booked her for summer, But isale, I must debe-debe

Baba Suwe get swagga pass GEJ abeg

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GEJ: What can I do for you ma.

Hilary : Whats your name

GEJ: They call me Jona, Sometimes Azikwe, or Goofluck, Ibos call me Odechuckwu, Yorubas call me Ademumu, Hausas call me Abdul-clueless, Moslems call me RETARDeen. So you choose anyone.

Hillary: Good. What are you core competences

GEJ: Ask Madam Turai, I can cut grass, catch fish, Wash bra and pant, cook and clean even prepare Akpu. Most importantly I obey orders

Hillary: Thats impressive, Oya lemme see how you can obey. Odechukwu shine your teeth

GEJ: [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUIMNYkQFPJg8jflub7zMYgSKUiuVq5L0S0GfRlonPS6rcfmtJ[/img]

Hilary: (Covers nose) Thats ok. Oya close your teeth. Now make sure you appoint Jega as INEC chair he was recommended by CPC and Buhari

GEJ: Yes ma

jennykadry:
uju it is a cross she has to bear. She chose to be silly, even with all her degrees she still is an airhead.I am nt trying to offend you with my words but lets be honest here she is s.t, u, p, i, d. Family and friends told her to stay put she no gree. Infact a smart woman would have dusted her bathroom slippers and waka when he first threw her out of the house re original post.

I have said this before that education does not give one wisdom.alot of illiterate orange sellers would have done better by looking for the next agbero instead of waiting for the present dude. If being smart or having common sense comes with education then I regret wasting my parents/hubbys money in schools [size=18pt]overseas[/size].

Pity yes but she gast to move on

Cotonou don turn overseas? See yeye dey smell

Clueless personified

I SMH.

Gayyners have even lost the track of time, they are not in sync wth world issues again. Which game is Chelsea playing tonight?

See what wenGAY has done to full grown men, I am sure you believe John Paul is still Pope

HNIC:
@DK
You write a lotta gibberish most times.
If AW has never won a trophy before at Arsenal, then you will be making sense.

Sure he won trophies when it was just a straight fight between Man Utd and Arsenal most of that time the English league was not competitive, mediocre and second rate.

Since Roman came, the competition has increased and Wenger has fizzled out.

Notice that since EPL started getting more competitive was the time Wenger stopped winning trophies.

@Debosky
Its just so sad that,that is the state of the club.
Many who understand what's happening know about this Money grabbing owners that we have.
AW won't buy an overpriced player, but I think if he was 'roughened' up a bit(which I have advocated for years)
and backed up in the transfer market,he will change his philosophy.
The gaffer is too comfortable

What a tame excuse. He is too comfortable in trophylessness and mediocrity? Every top coach gives his all to win trophies even if for the sake of your reputation.

A coach that has never won the CL or any European trophy in all his coaching career is comfortable? Well that should be the definition of average, mediocre, useless and ambitionlessness

AjanleKoko:
I think we've mostly been unfair to GEJ.
[size=18pt]I actually think he is a lot more sincere than the baggers we've gotten in the past. He's nothing special, just a regular guy who wants his chance. He doesn't seem particularly greedy, cynical, arrogant, or opportunistic. He's just a fellow countryman just like everyone else[/size].

Ajanlekoko, WHich of his actions has shown that he is better than OBJ for example.

Lets start with the handling of the October 1 bombing, MEND claimed responsibility and he came out telling us it wasnt MEND , next thing said Dokpesi was responsible showing us text messages. Now whats Dokpesis punishment? You guessed right. Campaign manager to GEJ.

Jos crisis? I guess the ppl there are less human, When a president tells us prayers are the solution to crime then you begin to wonder where his certificate of retardation was hidden all the while.

The way he celebrated Bode george and Folarin How is this different from the other baggers you blamed

I cant leave the future of this country to Luck

Ewo ni afise nibe.

Ti a ba je osakala ki a je osakala, Ti a ba fe je osokolo ki a je osokolo, Ewo ni Osakalasokolo

Mo fe mu oyan isale gangan, Ewo ni ki a ma fi oro si abe ahon so.

Bi oro ba di oro-oyan koko ori e lama n dimu

^^ Dont get it twisted the reason you are ending this season trophyless is not because he didnt buy. Where did Chamakh, Kolscieny and Squilacci come from?

Its simply because Wenger is clueless and not brilliant enough to win a trophy simple.

Does he need to make buys to beat Birmingham? Does he need to make buys to get a shot at goal vs barca? Does he need to make buys to beat Manure who played with Fabio, Gibson, Oshea and Rafael as midfielders?

The excuse of not buying doesnt cut it.

Ujujoan:
@ all

I know my friend messed up. I actually begged her not to go back till after her wedding but she refused. Her parents and elder sister also advised her but she didn't listen. I just felt the man was a lazy old bachelor who would rather date than take up the responsibility of marriage, I just didn't know he'll actually throw her out.

My friend has gone to pieces. I watch her degenerate everyday and I can't even help her. I try to console her but words fail me. I actually did not know things will turn out this way.

This here is exactly why I no longer believe in love!

Is the man to blame that your friend a grown as5 woman cant think for herself?

What are the chances that the man likes her but seeing her weakness like the one she displayed so far decides he deserve better than this.

She is your friend and I wont like to call her names.

Uju would you have acted that foolishly, Later come and blame the man for making you act foolish.

Abeg who no like Mugu for this world? The man told her in plain terms that she was a booty call only good for weekend romps and she accepted. Abeg wetin be the man fault here?

4llerbuntu:
ok, so according to debosky, [size=18pt]arsenal is a hopeless, ambitionless club from the top down[/size]. or is that not what your last posts have simply outlined ?

anyway, good luck to the board/wenger/apologists, i think id rather not get behind that mindset, if i was in england, id sure be carrying out some public form of protest. cant u see manure fans and the glazer thingy? dem dudes stand up for whats right, not just line up behind some dumbass in fergie we trust tripe.

im seriously thinking of investing in a very good vpn and starting a ddos campaign against the site, anything to pass the message across.

Thats the same point I have been making for years and you all complain when I do it.

The Board doesnt demand trophies, WenGAY doesnt need trophies, the whole team dont need trophies just to play and run around

You can start the ignore after you "Fun mi loyan mu"

armyofone:
Ebony, bawo ni pls post what you are using, thanks

Shy one, post yours too.

inked, waiting for urs

[size=18pt]where can i find INDIAN HEMP?[/size]

easy to get in nig

Come and see me at night

^^ Was that the reason why Van r@pi5t, M0r0n Chamakh, Nasri and other ret@rds at the EMirates are going trophyless again?

Should we blame Demba Ba, Vidic, the ball or the pitch for Assanals hopelessness.

In a just world, Arsenal fans shouldnt be allowed to comment or have an opinion on any football related matters till they can show us a certificate of sanity with a recent trophy engraved on it .

Like a beggar having opinions about Donald Trump and Warren Buffet discussion

Ishe eniyan ishe eranko, Mala subu eje n jade (Animal sef wan be like human)

Won pe eranko to niwo Taribo yoju (They are calling horned animals Taribo West shows his face)

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debosky:
Leading by 7 points with 8 games to go is not running away with the league.

The other comments are moronic - Birmingham beat Chelski this season - does that mean their squad is shyte? Wolves beat Utd this season - is Utd useless as a result?

You mean Assanal can still win this league? or when would Manure start running away with the league?

Teams lose and win games, A good team knows when to lose and when to win.

ManUtd lost to wolves, Liverpool and Chelsea yet still top the league conveniently, that shows they know what they were doing unlike the club trophyless for going to a decade now

chaircover:
Dayo I dont know the answer to your question. . . . Because;

I dont know how many times he hit her during the course of the marriage; I dont know how many times he gave her an STD, I don't know how many times his concubine rang her up and gave her an earful, I don't know how many times she nursed him in ill health,

I don't know how many times his mother slapped her or yelled at her during the course of the marriage, I don't know how many times she stood at the door straining her ear & worrying why he wasn't back at midnight.

I don't know how many contracts her father or uncle passed his way, I don't know how many times she had to attend his functions even though she didn't really feel well.

I dont know how many times she prayed and fasted so that he gets the job/passes his exam/contract while he was fast asleep and snoring . . . . . .

. . . . .all these things you cant put a price on; so Dayo you tell me how much is she worth when he finally kicks her to the kerb & No she wasn't working.

How do you monetize the entitlement the man gets when the woman decides to cuss him out and his lineage

The time value of time she wastes every time shopping

boring the guy with her needless and meaningless gists the guy is forced to listen to

The number of times she made him sleep on the couch away from the bed he bought.

The number of times he had to leave the house he paid for to avoid a confrontation

The amount of headache he gets from her endless nagging and PMS moods

The amount of time the guy spends reassuring her of her insecurities about other imaginary invisible women the man is chasing.

Having to call and ask how she is doing even when the guy has an urgent meeting to attend to else na wahala when he gets home.

The cost of being a handyman at home, ixing her car and everything at home

Cost of being a standby securityman/Bodyguard when she goes out

Cost of respect she earns from her womenfolk as one of the few women who is able to get a man in this season of scarcity of men

Does he need a 20m cash injection to beat Birmingham to the Carling Cup?

Does he need a 20m injection to beat Dasilva, Gibson and Oshea?

Does he need 20m to get a shot at goal vs Barcelona?

Wonder how many 20m Manure paid to run away with the league this yr

So na here your come hide your ori eja