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Now lets put it to a test and see how deep can I go

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=642473.msg8085393#msg8085393 date=1302329221]indeed!![/quote]So Tope, Would you give up your CNA school for our marriage?

caribchic:
First off, thank you.
Secondly, i'm just considering her feelings here, it may be silly to you but if it was to her then she would have just kicked his a*ss to the curb the minute he mentioned that s*it, not ask for advice.

^^ First off, where do you live cos I would like to meet you.

Second thing: In this situations most ppl are clouded by their emotions and cant reason straight.

IMO Any partner who tells you to quit school should be avoided. The guy is just 26yrs old for God sake?

Did he send her to school or sponsor her grad sch up til Masters level? He hasnt even married her and is already giving orders?

caribchic:
I do agree that she shouldn't sacrifice her education when she can have it all, but be nice this is her life and someone she obviously care about, its not "some silly marriage".  

Hey girl,


First you look good .

Second its "some silly marriage" if the guy cant allow you to achieve your academic goals.

Odunnu:
Carry your gbeborun chair comot for here jor. You are just feeling bad DK would take a dip before you are considered

Correct, Can I dip my ding dong right now?

Odunnu:
No mind DK. The guy sabi fallhand wella.
You sef na wa for you o! You cant pay my bride price in a foreign land. We go must enter flyingboat go reach my people for their land.

Na mammywater your people be?

I think this isnt the first time Odiaero is involved in shady NL deals

Dont agree to be a housewife.

When you are yet to get married is the best time to lay your cards on the table and stick to it

jitolala:
undoubtedly,this machine is nice but I still have my reservations on the odometer reading, If u think it,then say it.

So you see it too?

18k miles for a car 5 yrs old? the average American car does 12k miles per year. How come this 5yr old car has 18k miles.

I have something similar, also 2006 and it has 60k miles

How come the men dont react violently like that

Nooo

You should not assist a GF in any way financially. She is not your wife, You need to know if she is with you for the money or for real

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=642362.msg8083725#msg8083725 date=1302298329]Too bad, deal with it.

This is what happens when you're not with  your own women; an Ekiti woman. We prefer to cut to the chase. . . .oju e ri! [/quote]Is thee something you want to tell us?

kandiikane:
I have a flat pack

Balal ma. Lemme see it.

I have 6 packs of Guiness. Check my profile pic

kandiikane:
lol,


I am off to my sweet bed,

Balal ma

So what do you do? female ashewos?

Kandiikane.

Mek we do rudeness or mek we lockbush.

Isale post a picture of you doing some erotic dance, I need stuffs to w@nk on this night

kandiikane:
GMT but I am doing some research online

My lips are very sacred and only one man can get that opportunity thank you very much

lol

Can you get the next metro train to the CST? Those lips of yours are legendary. I also heard Salone/Gambian mix is verry sexy.

Which African language do you speak?

Omo I full ground, Are you in H-town? I came in for the weekend. Back to DFW on Sunday

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg8085010#msg8085010 date=1302319606]Okay.  Good answer.

I use to hear this when I was a kid: "edun ori igi." What animal is that?[/quote]edun ori igi

Igi must mean p3n15

ori = cap

So they are talking about p3n15 cap. Edun might be obo in another dialect.

Does it make sense now?

Whats prostitute dancing in that?

I think you are just being dramatic.

Most dance steps are sexually suggestive as it involves rotating/gyrating the hips and the jugs

Isale

Oya shake what your mama gave you

I am in CST.

Kandikaanee what of you.

Moreover I am interested in your lips round my dyck

Buy a candle and give it your virginity.

It wld be better appreciated

Isn't love supposed to be blind and transcend all things?

Dont do gold diggers

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg8084979#msg8084979 date=1302318529]Someone else gave this definition:  "dog dey chase wolf."

hahahaha.  Who do you think?   [/quote]He might be right, Ikoko can be fox, Wolf or Hyena, I really dont know the animal names
[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg8084975#msg8084975 date=1302318408]You must be on drugs.   

I swear I'm gonna start banning you all from this thread.[/quote]Why cant you dance like that? Those women dancing are all fatter and older than you and can still shake it.

Isale oya shake your isale for me.

Isale what do you di-saya, what do you has-under?

If the woman na Oyinbo or American everyone go dey holla say na cos of residency.

If man marry Orobo Naija na real loff,

If man marry orobo foreigner na because of hidden benefits

armyofone:
sufferhead!!

imagine pound corn, grind pepper, blow fire, wash clothes with hands, and then give your hubby his needed s.ex

today, i can just hold my wine and soak while blender grinds my pepper, washing machine do my laundry and can say hey man, i don't wanna sleep with with freedom and no fear, abeg na today marriage me likey 

him fit drive me commot for the house [size=18pt]with just my wrapper for waist.[/size] but today, i go chop ya dollars if you mess and it smells

Wont it be easier to remove wrapper when its time for action instead of the rope (Gstring) and jeans you wear all the time.

I prefer olden days jare.

Just comot wrapper anywhere and action starts even on top ridge for farm or for stream all join.

When women are going to fetch water at the stream and the water splashes on their wrapper and soaks the n1ppl3s would be pointing and the next dark corner you just comot wrapper and do 1 sharp round.'

No wahala for olden days jare

Ajanlekoko means Dog is chasing the fox

The North actually rejected the PDP more than other groups. The corrupt PDP is stronger in The SE and SS.

Kano, Zamfara, Kebbi, Bauchi, Yobe etc have voted against the PDP in recent times, Tell us about SS and SE

I dont mind beating up your own kitty also.

You mind joining the queue?

Hmm

Yes I like as5, You want me to taste yours?