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Calculux95:
Link.... www.jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/CheckAdmissionStatus.aspx?id=A24B71EF-A854-44FD-BACA-109A86F71E31

thanks man

Calculux95:
I checked via the jamb app on android

owk..u did c.o.c?

Calculux95:
see for ur self

ermm bro, pls paste d link u use check am make i chck mine also...

I only believed u cos of the time on ur screenshot(1:23pm)

Calculux95:
Yesssssssss I got admitted into mechanical engineering, I checked jamb site!!!!!! So happy

REALLY

Wow m so hapy 4 u ooo




notify me wen u r thru with ur joke

seyirock:
no worry we go break d bond.,.everybody for my department go com back with first class as if na take-away by d grace of God..AMIN.

lmao
wake up bro, u've had enof dream.

balispecial:
d last sch calendar book was produced in 2011/2012 session n even it was for d graduating stdnts..n nw it is 2013/2014.....so d case is different nw

different?..my bro graduated last year cve department, they only had 1 first class student, so ntin is different...
a 200 level student in first class shldnt b dancing skelewu cos he still got 3 more frustrating years to go.

balispecial:
whr did u get ur statistics?.......

check the last sch calender book

seyirock:
na curse?..abi na so dere lecturers wicked reach?

they no want make one succeed in getting first class

Joshpet1:
is d question actually for me??
well,I don't know d count but I have friends that are in first class .
satisfied??

the highest no of first class students in each department na 2 or3
...cve (civil) na 1

seyirock:
ask me again.

I wasn't actually asking....there ain't question mark at d end of my quote

Joshpet1:
yet ,we have first class students
it's not how far but how well. u know what's good for u!!

pfft, Hw many first class students dey futa?

seyirock:
d list will be out on 20th of october 2014..dont ask me y or rather source,am not a VC by profesion.

eh en, so VC is a profession

life is gud

hemmyflam69:
[color=#000099][/color]pls can a reliable source talk to us wen will d direct entry list be out,I mean d 2nd list.[b]pls can a reliable source talk to us wen will d direct entry list be out,I mean d 2nd list.[/b]pls can a reliable source talk to us wen will d direct entry list be out,I mean d 2nd list.

it will be out when it's finally released

source: intuition

Dechamp:
@worisj,u r a mad cow, keep spreading shit u son of a goat.

You are very tenaciously opprobrious and deviod of profundity and analytical exactitude coupled with meticulousness.,you should learn to hyper-aesthetically exercise macography, upon that situs, which you would eventually tenant, if you propell urself into the toposphere[color=#990000][/color]

Dechamp:
Me too i no see any really modern gal,dat skul naa boys full am,hope i no go dey bored sha wen i enter

na babes ur palle send u to luk for abi? U go see

GodswillAJudins:
Lol after I do follow u sing finish u no well.

lmao
save d energy for nxt wik wen d list go kum out

EEEEEEEEEHHHH EVRYBDY I DON GET MY OWN ADMISSION OOO [SET-ARC]

oya help me sing


Baba loke lo se gbogbo nkan
Oya won lenu, oya won lenu eh…eh
Awon fa mi lete kin tu’to
Won o le ri mi
Won o le ri mi laiye laiye
Awon aiye won ro pe opari
Awon ko lo ‘lorun mi
Awon ko lo ‘lorun mi o o eh
Suru
Surulere
Suru laiye mi
Surulere ogbeni
Suru laiye mi o
Surulere oremi
Suru laiye mi o
Surulere
Suru laiye mi


chai na dream sha

baba God , pls let this dream kum to pass oo

Big match - Chelsea Vs Arsenal

No muslim on this thread?

Salam alaykum nd happy eld fitri

A Guy was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for Shell.
The Interviewer
Akpos asked; What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron?
The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Chevron, I'd be looking at 20-22 Million Naira per annum, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals.
Akpos said; Today is your lucky day! The position comes with 35 Million Naira per annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment. A fully furnished house in Lekki, health insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully-paid first class, 2 Million Naira wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club membership, and you are entitled to keep all that the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service. The Guy in bewildered excitement exclaimed; Haaaa! Sir, you must be joking.
Akpos said; Of course I am joking. Were you not the one that started it?



A Community pastor was getting
tired of
hearing his congregation
confess of adultery
every time.
So, he told the community to
adopt saying
they have "fallen" & not go into
details.
(As he would understand)
The old Pastor died & Pastor
Akpors - a new
pastor from outside the town
was sworn in.
Everyday people go to him & say
they have
fallen.
Pastor Akpors being concerned &
not
knowing what's going on called
the village
chief & said to him,
"I think u should get the
pavements fixed,
people tell me that they have
fallen everyday."
The Chief laughed hysterically
knowing exactly
what it means.
"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors.
"Your wife fell 7 times this week"
The chief fainted

The Exam
During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying. When collecting the paper after the exam..
Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10 marks.
Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: How do you know that I was copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.
Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “

Ehm, its irking that sm ques kip surfacing on this thread. Pls let's stp asking about the release date of the list or those that wil b admitted (pdites or direct) tru it cos no1 truly knws wen it wil b released or the type of aspirants that wil b given admission tru dis highly anticipated list.

......er, also.....
its LOL nt LOLS/LOLZ

worisj: The second batch list has a very tight schedule guys!!..currently its in f.c.t aso rock to be precise celebrating independence wit JEG...im sure it will arrive Akure on Thursday and I heard it will be out shopping for sallah on friday...since Mon and Tues will be be public Hol it said we should not wait for it!!!..I managed to ask him d names on it nd he told me quiet few: worisj, stanyvic,divsy,goodygirl,seyirock,dazzy,philiptsweet,etc

eheh victory at last...baba God noni

[quote
author=worisj]lmao did u tell them you were in 100l!!?...lolzz u case
is similar to mine o!! ....since June I've been at home nd some peeps
keep thinking I failed predegree!!![/quote]lol@ ur own case
hw many ppl i won explain to??

[quote
author=worisj]lolzzzz or d part where we queued under hot sun 4 four
hours only for our exam to b postponed!! ....I did not mention a lot of
tinz!!![/quote][quote
author=worisj]lolzzzz or d part where we queued under hot sun 4 four
hours only for our exam to b postponed!! ....I did not mention a lot of
tinz!!![/quote]lmao
and d part where we were treated like secondary sch students wen we first started
dnt bring ur handset to class;
dnt bring ear/headphones to class;
for those in old libary, they were actually asked to submit their phy
notes for marking nd 5 marks for a complete n up to date note;
several humiliations from geo teacher (dat old man) and his annoying
life history stories.

thank God its over.

i tink we
shldnt accede to d new resumption date, THOUGH THERE IS LITTLE OR NOTIN
WE CAN DO ABOUT IT bt if we accentuate our protests, they may decide to
make favourable changes to d new calender.

Evry1 dat heard av been admitted into FUTA last year nov are askin me if
FUTA dey on brk cos they kip seeing me @ hme, its difficult nd to a
certain extent impossible to explain to evry1 dat i was only admitted
into pre degree programme. i always had it in mind dat we r to resume in
nov so dat ppl will stop askin ques wen they do not see me anymre , nw i
will av to spend d nxt 3 months 2 wiks answering to the same vexing ques av
been answering since june.

*sobs*

[quote
author=worisj]Is it a crime to do predegree? ....@Futa their is God
o..after paying 160 k for school fees after moving around 4rm 1 room to
another in cce 4 registration after queuing for long hours to submit
yellow and white forms after giving us incomplete questions nd questions
with no answers in our mts001 exam after given us calculus integration
and differentiation in our mts 002 exam with only 35 mins to answer them
after given us a hard theory test in our phy002......though we wrote
our exams in June you released our result in August while jambites wrote
theirs in July nd you released their result that same day....the
painful part is we don't get a chance to change our course unlike the
jambites you'll just throw us in any school of your choice...after all
the stress for 8 months what we get in return is suspence, hypertension
and long waiting...we can't wait any longer....#BRING_BACK _OUR _LIST!!![/quote]u didnt mention d part where ur acc will automatically log out itself during GNS002 exam

Blurr: sycofants abie sycophants?
Coursed abie cursed??
Bro, plss aryu sure yu ar also an aspirant of Futa??cos, i dey fear o...

definately SEET(probably civil eng) ....as they say
'engineers need nt much grammar'

ty265: at least he passed. snap and post ur own lets see

abeg no lemme vex....

emrycan23: i scored 202 in jamb,48 in putme,i put in 4 c.o.c,into mathe,statics,industchem,my o level ix mahe.c6,eng.c6,chem.c4,phy.c5,bio.c4,pls luk into it very well my seniors dere wu score above me,do i ve a chance to be admitted

i guess dat's a neco result...full of cre