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worisj: Concerning this issue between you and ty265 and the allegations laid against you I did some investigation to know who is lying between the both of you!!!!..... It is true you were last seen two days ago (Sept 14 9:08) but not on this thread rather on ui thread and on Sept 14 the futa thread was at 77 not 76 and your last reply on this thread was on the 13th of Sept @ 12:27 so we can hereby say u were last seen 3 days ago ....with the evidence put before me I hereby adjourn this case till Sept 19 where I will pass my final judgement....#COURT ARISE.. ![]() |
ty265: you left...days agoWTF? For ur info,my pone fell into water 2 days ago nd it jst got repaired today... |
Enof of seriousness, lets laf a bit Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted. |
I left dis thread at page 76 two days ago,dis noon e don reach page 83, i tot 2nd list don show ni nt knwin ppl r jst performing drama here.... |
Lexxybooy: u can,jst try ur luck! Buh,hw cum u nvr got 2knw wen d form woz out? It iz welm nt d aspirant, #futa...m only looking out for a frnd. |
HouseOfBalloons: the portal hasn't been closed. Go try your luck and hope they won't noticeℓ saw two boxes there , wat do ℓ fill in both?? |
[quote author=oluwatobi01][/quote]♍Ɣ bad |
Lexxybooy: 08129732268 and 08115976795. U can only cal dem btwn mondayz-friday,within 9am-4pm. And go str8t 2d point and ask meaninful questnz wyl speakn 2dem ok!can ℓ ask bout d coc frm dem?? Do u tink 'pls sir, ℓ wanna ask if ℓ can stil apply for coc even though today is 15th' ℓs a reasonable que?? |
HouseOfBalloons: where u dey since? Coc don closeah don die |
Bleshh: I know y'all are tensed up cuz Futa no gree drop 2nd list + i wanna use this medium to apologize to errybody that thinks i've offended them!!!!atta-boy |
zamani22: no need waiting for another year when you can still be admitted even with low score .if you score above 40persent call us today via 07068742114i saw dis in u.i's thread, wtf z wrng wit u? |
Pls m really new here, i nid ans tø d ffl questions . (1)wen wil d c.o.c form close (2) hw tø check d list of candidates eligible for d c.o.c (3) how tø pay if its nt yet closed. Urgent ans plssss |
FolabiCash: Azzin ehn! Thanks much baba. Shey dem go give us break to read for jamb plus shey weytin dem go teach us go make jamb easier for us sha ?break koor make nii...ntin lyk brk bro, infact , it wil b one hell of a semester as those lecturers wil rush u guys jst tø cover a lot in U̶̲̥̅̊я jamb syllabus...brace ursef as U̶̲̥̅̊я lecture frm Nov - till U̶̲̥̅̊я jamb date wil b stressful...bt chill, it pays cos u wnt av tø do much work again after jamb til u complete U̶̲̥̅̊я programme . U wil b given brk truout d exam ; EXAM only since its cbt , so if jamb date is Jan 15 tø Feb 15, U̶̲̥̅̊я jamb brk amounts tø a month; HURRaY!!!! |
Stanyvic: Baba FUTA jst dey bobo una jare,durin my own tym last year dia was an exam date on my slip buh no exam was conducted...diz one dey diff nw, exam date was initially on d slip last year, bt this year,it wasnt ...so dat means futamean business diz year |
FolabiCash: Guys y'all need to go reprint your PDS application script , there's now an exam date written on it. People who registered this week are seeing November 1st as exam date so go reprint it!! Now I need to start reading my book ohexam ke? Mayb its jst a rumour. Or mayb d exam z 4 dose that applied late...reprint am asap |
oluwatobi01: AAUA no get name abi kinni,u must be a learner...d sch was d best uni in 2005.Now,its currently ranked 28 in Nig n best state uni....All their act 're basically done online..Do u knw dat abt 17,000+candidates wrote dis yr post utme @AAUA wen deir is only space for 3800+,..Is just dat no social life 4 Akungba,u must always b on ur toes.....@Dazzy,abegi gt ur fact rite.....17000+? Well, who wouldnt want a sch wit low jamb cut-off |
Sm1 asked earlier if d local gov stuff dey compulsory, YES . State of origin wil b required(avilable at U̶̲̥̅̊я local gov ) . Also, U̶̲̥̅̊я original ssce result wil b required(ℓ didn't av dat tym,ℓ had tø go bk tø ♍Ɣ state tø collect am). All these wil b asked for wen its tym to submit U̶̲̥̅̊я folder tø CCE. We did our own in Feb. |
GodswillAJudins: Are sure are u guys, that they is not gon a be entrance exam?100 percent sure. |
oluwatobi01: Y waste 170k on futa,oau,funaab pd adm EXCEPT u 're going for engineering courses n mbbs.Where u 've AAUA dat runs pd adm at 81k.U can even get adm 2ru jamb if u choose d skul wthout payin pds skul fees....A word is enough for d wise,my 10 kobo though.....:.........ALASHE......hey, № cum discourage ppl 4 here o, u № fit compare aaua n futa ...name matters |
FolabiCash: Yaay na to call the price 2K for house oh.GOD dey oooooo |
FolabiCash: So abeg my guys , this one that JAMB is likely to be coming up very early next year how FUTA go handle we PDS Students. My question is Shey na FUTA go collect JAMB form for us abi na we go collect am individually ? Another one is as PDS students of FUTA , shey na By force sey we choose FUTA as First choice for JAMB ? Thanks as I await your reply(1)individually (2) na by force |
FolabiCash: FUTA Better start commercial courses I no fit come dey travel go WESLEY UNI Abi Akungba cos I want babes to kpansh. Hope sey their WIFI Good sha ? I no fit pay almost 200k make I no get free WiFi oh.lol...babes percentage might b low bt dat doesnt mean dem too scarce. no free wifi...except exam period or wen dem dey do project for C.R.C. |
worisj: true talk o while guys they queue for hot sun to write pd exams girls go just arrive the venue anytime and finish before guys that came earlier self Chai probably because its a technological school that's y the girls are few!!!!!lol, u neva 4get?..dose gals go jst arriv n enta hall straight. Gender disparity at its peak |
Tifelove: Pls pple, are there many gals in futa cus during my post utme all I saw was few gals..lol, na dat one meet u?..wel futa has -> 65% - male 35% - fmale |
worisj: an affidavit declaring abstinence from cultismu wil av to pay for it cos they wnt collect affidavit frm external court. FUTA get one u go pay for,then u fill in ur details ursf...abi? @woris |
worisj: as per accommodation we paid 30 k for the hostel @ ibule and 5 k for maintenance fee35k? Futa wicked small o |
Evathyst: Plz, can u help me out on d break down of UNAB's P.D programme? Thr fee nd likelihood of offering d person admission. Cos 4rm wat I knw of FUTA, e hard die nd I no wan waste money o. Ur timely response wil be appreciated plz.ex-pdites of unab go tel u say unab hard, oau go say e hard..dats hw evry1 go dey talk...no place z easy,its all on u Futa is a really nyc sch to be |
pelucruzy: guyz,,,, is dis building technology course owkyap, so okay..best alternative for civil eng aspirers |
pelucruzy: guyz,,,, is dis building technology course owkyap, so okay..best alternative for civil aspirers |
WIZGUY69: Who talk to you now?wat i talk too much .Respect ursf |
Bleshh: LATEST NEWS!!!hpe its true..waiting til sep 19 is nt acceptable |
WIZGUY69: In summary : ________nt funy ..he SAID he dey serious, stp makin joke outta im nw |

I don't really understnd what u mean cox u're always online n viewing this thread everyday...so think before u lie
So sad. Or my ex predites , the exam date na bobo ??