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My own best movies are;
all series of harry potter
3 idiots
matrix
madagascar 3
battleship
oz d gr8 nd powerful
d avengers
nd around d world in 80 days

collynzo2: I goal out of every 100 that goes to the stands (like this one) doesn't mean he scores more than most. Even Messi has a better free kick scoring ratio than him. Messi doesn't take too many free kicks but scores like 1 out of 8

hw do u ppl manage register for nairaland?? Na evrytime player go score free kick? Or na evrytim messi scores his own?
U gat to watch RONALDO ANALYSIS TAPE, den u wil knw wat a real player he is.

derespect: Playing free kick requires techniques not short. CR7 go and ask David Beckham and Juninho Of this world and they will tell you it's not by short it's by techniques.

chai! U ppl,must u comment??
Who told u backham doesnt apply shot power??, if nt d ball wil only travel half way b4 it dies down

tink b4 posting ur comment..also,its nt evrytime dat u beef.

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treasureboy09: nice comparison why not compare his song with the likes of tuface african queen, faze butterfly, praize rich and famous etc. how about we taking on lil wane's trash, 2 chains nonsense, etc. because a Nigerian sang gone it's now bad I smell neo-colonialism.

na 2face,asa,praize all of u dey mention concerning lyrics.dey r nt more dan 3 or 4 ...bt if i start mentioning foreign musicians wit gud lyrics,u wont wait to hear it finish e.g alicia keys,maria cahrey,beyounce,rihana,kat dehlia,fefe dobson,miguel,chris brown,bruno mars,the lumineers,adele,katy perry,justin,nelly furtado,pink,bridgit mendler,britney spears,dido,madonna,coldplay,kelly rowland,timberlake,maroon5,grande,brandy,taylor swift,usher,delazy,cher lloyd,emeli sande,selena gomez,trey songz e.t.c ...nd talking about rappers wit gud lyrics,talk about eminem,t.i,j-cole,ludacris,obie,nelly,b.o.b(nt all tym sha),cee-lo e.t.c make sure u hear gud musics nd nt ''sare wole wa gba chocolate ooo'' LOL

[quote author=kilmix]@Op I totally disagree with you. How will you be comparing Bruno Mars' It will rain with Davido's Gobe? That's not a good comparism.


Now let's compare The Lonely Island's "I Just Had S*x" (feat. Akon) with 2face Idibia's "Rainbow" to see how useless American songs are.


Lonely Island's "I Just Had S*x" (feat. Akon)
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Sometimes (Oooooh)
Something beautiful happens
In this world (Akon)
You don't know how to
Express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing

I just had s*x
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My pen*s inside of her
I just had s*x
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-s*x
Ways of the past

Have you ever had s*x?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my pen*s
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having s*x can make a nice
Man out of the meanest

Never guess where I just came from
I had s*x
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I had the s*x
Man my p*nis felt great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Had s*x, undressed
Saw her boobi*s and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you
Do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing

I just had s*x
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My pen*s inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest I'm surprised
She even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life (My life)

I'm so humbled by a girls ability
To let me do her
Cuz honestly I'd have s*x
With a pile of manure
With that in mind
The soft, nice smelling girls better
Cuz she let me wear
My chain and turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us f*ck you

She kept looking at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had s*x)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had s*x)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had s*x)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts)

I just had s*x (S*x)
And all my dreams came true (Dream came true)
So if you had s*x in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
To sing with me

I just had s*x (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all had s*x)
A woman let me put
My pen*s inside of her (I wanna tell the world)
I just had s*x
And I'll never go back (No no no)
To the not-having-s*x
Days of the past.



2face-Idibia's "My-Rainbow"

Ever since I left you
I have been to hell and I am back
And my baby, I
I wanna give you all my body and soul
And I want to give you the keys to all that I got
Cos you are my star, you are my rainbow

Cos now I don’t see rainbows, everywhere I go
It never used to be so (be so)
Oh now my heart is cold
Now it’s a big cloud (big cloud)
Hovering over my soul
And i won’t shout (won’t shout)
Don’t wanna be on mute no more (be on mute no more)

Ever since I left you girl
It’s like I fell off
Now I can’t get back online since I logged off
I am feeling all alone
I don’t feel free no more
I am a prisoner for you like I am in handcuffs

Now I wonder what I was thinking when I took off
Now i realize that your lips and body so soft
Girl i am not too proud to beg
I will kneel and kiss your legs
Cos I am fed up

Ever since I left you
I have been to hell and I am back
And my baby, I
I wanna give you all my body and soul
Infact I want to give you the keys to all that I got
Cos you are my star, you are my rainbow

Life without you
Is just a rip-off
All them other girls, them a bloody knockoff
I was a jerk and i feel with remorse
Girl i need some cleansing baby
Help me detox

I want you back
Girl, just don’t say no
Cos if you  do
Murder will be the case they gave your heart
Cos there’s no life without you
And I cannot swim up to the shore

I want back into your life
I am giving you heads up
And you know say people break up and make up
Girl you got to understand
That with you I want to stand forever and ever and ever
You must to know that life is uncertain
And as a natural man, that’s why I effed up
Girl, see I don’t know what else to say
Just accept my humble apology

Cos
Ever since I left you
I have been to hell and I am back
And my baby, I
I wanna give you all my body and soul
Infact I want to give you the keys to all that I got
Cos you are my star, you are my rainbow
(You are my star girl)

eh Chineke me
Girl, I am down on my knees
Accept my apologies
E no easy
Now i realize, it should be you and I
You and I ..Iiiiiiiiii

Ever since I left you girl
Ever since I left you (left you girl)
Ever since I left you girl
The keys, keys, take it take it take it take it take it girl
my man,sex song aint same as love song..its diff.

Akiika: Why not use Whiz Khalifa or Lil' Wayne lyrics (try Wayne's Lollipop) as example....it's all nonsensical junks.
Ol'boy, music is rhythm, not the lyric. Go read book if you want sensible lines.

ppl dese days....a music wit no gud lyrics is ntin..well sha, eminem once said ''its nt about lyrics anymre,its about d beat u give dem even if u r calling deir mama a bitch,they wil kip dancing as long as d beat rocks''
dats y i respect eminem's lyrics so much...eminem neva sings if dere is ntin to talk about..he wil either talk about his divorced wife or his daughter or about fame or about crime..e.t.c.
try nd learn bro nd chop up frm local to foreign...forget about 2 chainz or james or khalifa/juicy/montana/kendrick/pitbull..go for EMINEM THE BOSS or other R&B singers lyk miguel,bruno,chris brown....NELLY nd T.I's lyrics aint bad also

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]We're Africans, and we love what will make us dance. Tell me which Bruno Mars music, you've danced to, but if you're an African and I play GOBE for you, you'll dance like you're nut.[/color]

stop lieing joor..if u hear ''locked out of heaven'' by bruno mars,u go dance nd dance nd dance wit dat crazy beat

fredopayee: You showed your illitraccy by not knowing that is better called "motherland"

its a pity u publicized d fact dat u didny go sch..u no knw anthem .''to serve our fatherland''

99cent: na your comment SILLY pass.
Where does it say in the constitution that women are "mere domestic appendages"?
besides, there are such thing as constitutional amendments. if the constitution says that women should be seen and not heard, that constitution should be changed with immediate effect!! it is rubbish!!

last time I checked, no one elected Soyinka to political office.so how are his own comments and meddlesome nature constitutional?

may God save me frm ppl who cant read nd understand....i neva said they shld b treatd as DA bt she shldnt b acting lyk a woman who was electd to b a first lady...was stella treatd as a DA?? NO! Infact,patience hasnt attend half of programmes stella attended and yet,she neva fuckd up Cos she knew her boundary...or did u hear dat stella fought wit any governor or bombard places ??
Talking about soyinka, he has d ryt to speak as dis is a democracy government..evrybdy has d ryt to speak or comment nd its nt neccessary to b electd b4 u can do so or u too neva do social studies??

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[b] @OP, i hope you wheren't expecting me to read all that?

Buh Nigerians wait a minute ooh - leta all of yhu would call the First Lady a "mere domestic appendage" and a "gbagaurian" but yhu all "wide appendages" and "grammarians" are composing wonderful piece and scripts for just one woman (DM-domestic appendage) !!

Niger i hail ooh, if she is really what you all are calling - why not snub her and behave as if she doesn't exists?


I really respect Jonathan if not for anything but his silence. It proves he is a leader and he is above all of you (me exclusive)

you can't expect a Lion to have word exchange with a fly, its impossible...thats what he is proving by his silence.
Mynd you, if there is anything i fear its "silence" . I prefer yhu insult me or reply me bad than for yhu to keep mute, it shows yhur being higher/wiser than me and it makes you unpredictable.


Now for those of you ranting that GeJ should call PeJ to other - i know yhu all would want him to publicly disgrace his own wife for you all to be self satisfied right? It simply shows y'all have no respect for the women. The woman who suffered with you when yhu where a nobody, strived with yhu till yhu made it to the top, should be left out as a mere domestic appendage now that yhu are the president right? Or because she is the First Lady she is no man's wife?

The woman "over do" her things ...a big "YES" to that, buh you all that understand the female and mankind would be able to know that "the stamarer get angry quicker than the one easy on speech"

The disable when insult feels the pain more when thesame stuff is said to the able. There are things you say to a man, he wil overlook buh the woman would bark. These yhu should put into yhur skull and try to understand what it is. Wole and others should know that its not all about being well known, they should try and have some emotional understanding of what they write. Publicly insulting(thereby calling it an advise) the first Lady does not show yhu a man of integrity, it shows yhu a man that attempt a problem as it is seen - instead of understanding it.
The Life is too short to be a hater, criticizer (whether constructive or wateva), we should learn to be humane sometimes! [/b]

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billante: Joe Igbokwe you are very stupid for written this loads of garbage!
whatever power Patience Jonathan is displaying now no former first lady has not done same,

Jonathan and his wife are the most tolerant president and first lady nigeria has ever had.....if half of insults, accusation,lies that has been bombarded on the first family is heaped on tinubu and remi his wife if they were the president and first lady of this country,believe me most of folks will either be rotting in jail or messed up including you joe igbokwe.

Any good unbiased nigerian will agree Jonathan and his wife are the most tolerant and coolest first family nigeria has ever had.

Nobody could have insult obanasanjo and stella or abacha and his wife on a regular basis the way they have belittled Jonathan and his wife.

ur comment is so silly...i mean SO SO SILLY! Who is talkin about being tolerant?...ppl said she is nt educatd nd doesnt understand constitution enof and here u are saying tolerance..i doubt u went to sch!

I wil recommend dat dell oo..it wil give outputs in microseconds..nd dat 8gb??Wil b damn fast compared to my hp 4gb ram..wish i av money to upgrade buh pear-pone on my mind...

tellwisdom:
Sweerie, i can only meet you if you will shake ur biggie! biggie! bum bum for me

WTF!! Remember ''We r fasting''

tellwisdom:
Sweerie, i can only meet you if you will shake ur biggie! biggie! bum bum for me

WTF!! Remenber ''We r fasting''

www.nairaland/E-dating......sup ppl,y'll here for reasons bt m here for news nd gettin my brain updated tru education threads...dating aint part of it..most girls sucks YUCK!