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FIRST 100 DAYS OF IMMEASURABLE JOY.

First 100 days has passed and it is all joy. Immeasurable joy and celebrations.
Meeting the ancient children of Israel, your favorite Bible characters, all the Isaiah, king David, John the Baptist, Esther, Angels etc all singing and dancing every single day.
You see Jesus and God daily whenever you want . Chat with them, sing together and dance full of joy.
What a sweet heavenly experience, if only you have your family and friends from earth all here, how sweet would it be

Day 3: EVERLASTING JOY AND WORSHIP CONTINUES

Here you are again, up and joyful to continue the celebration, you are still recovering from the euphoria of meeting your favorite Bible characters, most especially Jesus and God.

You meet this fellow, he is Samson, omg!!!!! You scream, Samson !!!! Samson!!! Oh wow!!! Is this really Samson. Oh sweet heaven !!! What a joyful place.

Then over there is Mary the mother of Jesus, waving at you. You ran to her and meet both Mary and Joseph. Oh what a wonderful moment . You have forgotten all your tribulations on earth, the struggles and war agains demons and non believers. You suddenly start missing someone again. Probably your mother, she didn’t make it and is burning in the deepest part of hell. But somehow you can’t feel nothing but joy, after all, this is heaven !!

Kobojunkie:
Genesis 3 vs 19 -- From dust you were made and to dust you shall return .

Okay, so according to this theory, believing in Jesus is a big risk, because once you believe there’s a chance of ending up in eternal torment which is worse than returning to dust. Anybody in hell will choose to return to dust over burning in hell. Interesting theory. Though I’m hearing of this version for this first time and I’m sure a lot of Christians too will hold a contrary belief

Kobojunkie:
Scripture makes clear that only those who are born-again are able to partake of either Heaven or Hell. So, clearly, if you are not born-again then you need not concern yourself with either of Heaven or of Hell. In Matthew 25 vs 31 - 46, Jesus Christ gives a clear picture of this where He describes both the goats and sheep as having Eternal life, a gift only obtainable by those who are born-again, and He set Himself as King and Judge over Heaven and over Hell, the Kingdom of which He rules over which only those who are bor-again can enter.

Interesting
So what happens to the others that are not partaking in heaven and hell?

Kobojunkie:
1.
Problem #1: Only born-agains can end up in Eternal Damnation— hell fire— meaning no unbeliever or one who does not first believe in Jesus Christ can end up in that place.
Problem #2 : Heaven is not for Christians but rather those who are born-again and are approved righteous by God as a result of their works

2. In the Kingdom of God, your brothers, sisters, and mothers, are not those whom you are related to by blood but rather those who do the will of God. You are meant to abandon your blood relationships here on earth in order to become worthy of Jesus Christ.

3. Heaven and Hell are choices made by individuals, not on a whim, but on resolve. So, a person does not mistakenly end up in Hell nor does one end up in Heaven by chance.

So are you saying those that don’t believe in Jesus will make heaven, ? Pls explain

I already explain number 2

superCleanworks:
this should be interesting

The fun is yet to start, just keep following

HEAVENLY TASKS BEGIN

You wake up ready for the big day. Your first heavenly project. Unlike earth where you win souls, here you are here to worship only.

The first day of worship is filled with so much energy and excitement, you still can contain that enormous joy. You took it all out, seeing God face to face, you gave your best dancing skills ever. Everyone of you dancing and swinging, screaming hallelujah Hallelujah!!!

Omg see angel Michael blowing the saxophone, omg see that Benny hinn .omg!!!!! Angel Gabriel is on the dance floor giving a break dance.. hahahahha this is so much happiness..
What manner of joy is this, here you are standing in front of God with Jesus and angels, seeing Job and Paul face to face… OMG!!!!

ETERNITY BEGINS

Now eternity begins, your PA (Personal Angel) shows you around heaven, shows you the city of gold, the heaven’s gate. Beautiful gardens. You couldn’t believe such beauty and colors.

Then finally you get to see your mansion. A mansion of gold, some of you have more than one mansion. All made with pure gold.

You entered into your mansion, all beauty and serenity. The joy is unquantifiable. You are on the purest of robes, white flowing everlasting robes.
And preparing for the award night, where you will finally meet Jesus and God on his throne. Meet all the elders on high table including Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, Elisha and Elijah, David, Solomon, Paul, Joseph.
Although none of your ancestors made it there, they didn’t know God, they were filthy idol worshipers, so your race is not represented on the high table

AWARD NIGHT

Finally award night is here, you all get called one by one and awarded your crowns. Rewarded according to your works on earth.
Some of you get 7 crowns, some get none. But who cares, heaven is the goal and you made it.

At the award night, you got brief on the history of the universe, how everything started from the beginning of time. You got to see the very first day on earth, you got to meet Adam and Eve too, even Noah. Omg, you got to see Job too.

And you finally met Jesus and God, you almost passed out of joy, that joy!!! Oh my oh my!!! That joy is inexplicable.

They give you the heaven guide, and you get your eternal duty which is to worship God and sing Hallelujah , dancing and Praising God in your white robe

You retire to your mansion and try to sleep, but there’s no sleep because of course that’s heaven? The soul doesn’t sleep.
You don’t even have a kitchen, you get what you desire.
I’m not sure if you will have a toilet, not sure if souls need to shittt. But who cares, heaven is the goal.

THE IRONY

While the feeling of seeing someone you loved so much burning in the bottom of hell, you see the arm robber that shot dead your brother in heaven with you. Wtf! He made it! How!!! You see the man who raped your sister smiling in heaven, the ritualistic who murdered your best friend is there in heaven while your best friend is in hell !!! What!!!!!!!! Even the politicians made it too….

While these thoughts were bouncing through your mind, and angel passes by and said to you; I can feel you are not too happy and seem a bit angry. But don’t worry, what happens on earth stays on earth.
This is a new beginning, a new dispensation and a new journey. Old things have passed away and all things become new. Here in heeaven, there’s not sorrow but eternal joy. Everyone here is now your family. You have all been saved and forgiven as long as you accepted Jesus. So common cheer up.

Then at that instant, there was a spark and you felt new again, you no longer have to worry about your loved ones that didn’t make it. You made it! And you are starting a new family of the saved! Congratulations! Welcome to eternity, and let’s meet Jesus and God for the first time, they have been dying to meet you all!!!

The rapture will eventually occur, and the wonderful christians who accepted and believed in Jesus as their lord as personal savior will be saved and will get heavenly reward of eternal bliss.
On the other hand, several billions of unbelievers who unfortunately never got saved will start their journey of eternal damnation and gnashing of teeth.
People like sisterfire, hardmirror, Ahasco, Seun, all nairaland non Christians and several others.

Let’s assume first day after judgment:

Day 1 : people like Righteousness, jiggaz ,kobojunkie, anas09 and several other Christians made it to heaven. The joy in their hearts. Full of smiles, congratulating one another and tears of joy flowing through their cheeks. They can’t just control the excitement. Oh finally! The war is over and we made it. They will get to meet Jesus their beloved and even get to see the almighty God. It is the greatest achievement a soul can ever and would ever achieve.

MIXED FEELINGS

Then the next thing is each person begin to check around if their closest family member made it, their sweet mum or dad or grandparents, daughter, favorite uncle or aunt, sons, sisters or favorite brother. Imagine someone whose parents or sweet brother died years ago and have been waiting for this opportunity to meet in eternity.
Unfortunately, they have their first heartbreak in heaven, not all their family members of friends made it. Somebody sweet mother is with leiylau burning in hell and screaming in excruciating pains.

Someone sweet brother is with dazzlinggd and biting in hell, or it could be their sweet cousins, favorite uncles, nieces or nephews. They couldn’t believe it. How horrible, the tears of joy begin to turn to sadness.

Phillipson02:
How will it be like you in your real self fighting Thao in a battle to death ? Because she is so powerful olohun, she can kill 100 people while smiling .

She’s so powerful to humans. There are other beings that can erase her with just imaginations. Lol, thoughts are energies, just imagine someone wiping out a whole solar system with just imaginations

SisterFire:
Every truthful person has an evil agenda . That agenda might favour light or darkness .

One of my agenda is making sure humanity ís wiped out ... Yes , but satanists who own churches want u alive but In zombie mode. That's wat Russia is doing but they are been cowards( not really cowardice but clever )
You saw how factory reseted planets are after nuclear wars . After this present nuclear war brewing on earth comes to past then humanity wiped out anyone seen doing Religion will shall be hanged to death , red serpents shall make it possible by proscribing religion as Benin witchcraft.

Reading Thao would have made it simple for u to understand me...

I read the first line and couldn’t hold my laughter. The way you put it was hilarious but really true. I thought I was weird when sometimes, I wish I could just imagined the earth go to reset mode. People are suffering, people are ignorant, the world system doesn’t seem to make sense, like we should just end everything and let every soul be liberated as the free souls they are

juniorrate:
from the way dazzlingd explain brain illusion, does it mean the rain that fall into earth is a past tense coming to us as a present tense

No this is a different thing entirely. Rain falling down to earth is within the earth’s atmosphere.
Although, you may claim the formation happen before touching down. If I throw a piece of rock at you from point A to point B, it is a matter of distance.

I might have thrown the rock and walked away, while the rock travels down and hit you moments later depending on the distance and speed of object. The piece of rock moves in its solid form while waves accompany it, waves like sound waves, light waves. But all the waves travel together within splits of splits seconds you won’t be able to tell apart.

If given more distance, waves will begin to separate themselves as they travel in different speeds.
That’s why if a star were to explode today, and the star is like 1 million light years away. That distance is enough to separate all the waves and particles.
First, in one million years time, people on earth will just observe the star exploding, the difference in speed of light and sound may occur (let’s assume in another 500 thousand years, not exact calculation) so in 1,500 million years. People on earth hear the sound of explosion and everyone screams!
Then the solid particles may arrive on earth maybe in like 10 million years. People on earth begin to see the solid particles hitting on every part of earth.
So given more distance, all particles and waves in travel separate themselves

SisterFire:
.... Hahahahahahaha
U need her planet or planet like hers you know, with this ur sharp brain it will be ABC to u( these brain you see can be very spetacular ) ...or do you still wanna enjoy earth ?


Anyway u are right , but she did great with most of her exposures .

Yes that’s true, she did great with the exposures.
I love the aspect where she mentioned the problem of earth as money, politics, noise, journalist and religion.
No wonder you hate politicians.
I also love the part where she spoke of aura. Another interesting part was when she killed those guys in the parallel universe and she explained she was liberating their souls. So many interesting things. That’s why I said it was truth mixed with hidden agendas.

SisterFire:
... My dear dazzling do not say that , " Thao isn't a supreme god to know everything or to say it like it is , She don't even know dinosaurs lived on earth because she wasn't born then "

U will leave my good Thao alone. She didn't know otem will come because she didn't involve with the Antichrists but with satanist earlier.

Oya oya I don leave am, lol.

SisterFire:
...but you can come back just to taste the pleasures of earth then vanish forever . Many great minds unbelievably down that... This is one hard truth people don't know.
If you know the true self of Fela anukulapo someone so great in knowledge, love and hónour traits rare in Yoruba land .
Me as a nephilim was an introvert but together on earth I chose to go through all pleasures and chasing light .
Seeking pleasures don't harm ur light but allowing pleasures to control ur mind not to talk of religion . Before u do that make sure u have strong base with death realms then Reincarnate into super rich family like Fela anukulapo kuti then the rest is on you ,but some don't risk it at all for fear of being inducted into Religion again that kills ur spiritual ranks.
Nevertheless other planet has greater pleasures with them .

I agree, nothing wrong in being reincarnated to enjoy the pleasure of earth.

Sisterfire, what do you think about Michael reincarnating 81 times to live most of his life in suffering, living has a beggar, dying prematurely and never had any real pleasure in life except when he was a queen and yet ended tragically.
I don’t find that enviable, I know life on earth is only an experience, but if I want to have the experience, I’d rather not suffer.
I am not a fan of suffering, if I’m to reincarnate 100 times to earth, those 100 times I never want to suffer or be a beggar. I don’t find anything enticing in coming to earth to suffer because it is all for nothing.
Although the whole pleasure may be vanity, that makes the suffering vanity as well. So I’ll choose my vanity wisely, I’ll choose to live a lovable and pleasurable life over and over again.

What do you think, Sisterfire, am I asking for too much?

Humble432:
*Become the president of Nigeria
*jail all the corrupt politicians
*Transform our economy
*Bring all bandits, kidnappers & other criminals to book
*Change Nigeria for good
*Make sure the three arms of the govt are totally independent from each other
*Conduct a free and fair election, then have over to the winner.

May your wish come true

Amunethseranu:
Following ...you are creating another universe( parallel lium ) as we speak

I’m sure I’m not alone in this creation. we have eternity, let’s toy with it as we wish, sometimes it may get boring and we just want start again, sometimes we may want to create a puzzle, back up our memory and store it somewhere then erase our memory and enter into the puzzle and start solving, at another time we just want to relax and enjoy immeasurable pleasures

Leiylau:
4 things I'm gonna pick from your write up is these


[1] She ( Thao ) isn't extravagant with truth and so is otem because they don't know what we humans are capable of understanding ✍️

[2] Thiaoouba citizens made a pact with Jesus to protect Israel .✍️

[3] Thao and co don't know otem will ever come to talk his side which is totally against Jesus for anything. ✍️

[4] Otema and his masters saw the thaoooubans as little that they didn't try exposing them since Jesus is the overseer of all this .

The book is a mixture of half truth and deceit to sell a narrative.
The universe is enormous, time is infinite and there are uncountable entities and beings of different spiritual level scattered all over the universe.
The book is one narrative trying to push their own version of truth and agenda.
My opinion is to read and be open to different perspective and narrative, but the journey for the truth is not a one time thing, it is an everlasting journey of learning and unlearning and learning till eternity.
No single entity or group of beings knows everything. Even Atum doesn’t know all, neither does Thao knows all. It is not just possible. They can only try their best to narrate their own version.

But one thing I say about Thao, it is clear whose sides they are on, they are on the sides of the Jews, the Jesus narrative. Painted the Jews as victims. The continual use of the word “Christ” to prove Jesus as a saint. Yet they said religion is evil, same religion they created through their jesus who is supposedly the saint. Same religion through jesus that has caused lots of problem to the world. If they are that wise, they won’t have done that. It is obvious there are inconsistencies in their narratives.
Another inconsistency was the claim they fought against Germany not to acquire atomic bomb, so they allowed US used atomic bomb on Japan. But tried defending the action that it was necessary to end the war. I have an uncanny gift of detecting hypocrisy when I see one. My spirit doesn’t buy that cheap excuse
Trust no one, and so I don’t trust their agenda.

Don’t let any entity bully you, by showing you advanced technology and civilizations, you are a free soul with will. Separate truth from fact. If any alien ever happen to take you and show you their world, keep an open mind and know deep within you that they are capable of playing a narrative to deceive you and use you. Know this even after this earth when you die

helinues:
Wetin this one dey talk?

Ordinarily, for the fact that the petroleum products will be refined within Nigeria, that will make FG to be able to track the movement of the products without as usual diverting.

Even other neighbouring countries are patiently waiting for Dangote refineries to start functioning so that they can refine their natural products close by without wasting money in going to Europe e.t.c

I don’t see any hope in a dangote refinery that is private based.
The government had about 20 years since 1999 to build enough functioning refineries but failed.
Obasanjo failed, Jonathan failed and buhari failed

The electricity bill and this one. I hope they work out well because those two can open up opportunities for the youth.

The African man I respect that tried to match this my fantasy is Fela, a true son of God.
Be like Fela, live the life of your dreams.

Continued…

How I want it

Imagine being among these women , in their hundreds, backing you and twerking in the African way sweating with so much energy

Imagine if you can create anything with just your imaginations, without limitations.
Imagine if you can make your fantasy come through and you live it just as you want.
What would be your fantasy?

These fantasy goes through my mind while I shut my eyes and imagined a world, beautiful trees, everywhere green. Gentle unpolluted air, the river flows so gently. The waters so calm and sparkling like crystals. Positive energy everywhere.

Then here I am, fearless, with nothing to worry about. It’s a world of no sickness, no financial restrictions, no limitations.

Then I imagine myself seated on a throne blessed among women whom I will call goddesses.
Goddesses of different kinds, some are winged, some without wings. Some coming from the ocean, some with blue faces. But all beautiful and naked or semi naked.
The kinds of goddesses that will win miss world all over and over. All naked around me, then this African music is at the background, with some of my goddesses drumming and beating the drums with their hands with so much energy, while the other goddesses are dancing with so much energy and spirituality covered with sweat. Real women with curves, brown skin and deep melanin, oval eyes, dark eyeballs, gentle lips, sparking teeth.

There’s enough pot for anyone to smoke, they smoke and sing deep spiritual songs born out of this universe. Yeah dancing around me, their aroma all over me, and they look up to me as the god, my wish is their command. And the sun setting quietly through the ocean.

What is your fantasy?

Rather than student loan, why not student jobs…
Nigeria system is not credit worthy

ChatterHouse:
Irrespective of our political differences

I respect PBAT with his actions thus far, he's winning admirers so far which is good for our democracy

( even though he will still vomit our mandate)

I task PBAT not to consider political vengeance of Isolation of SE region, so that he could harvest those vote in the future

SE has been Marginalised for a long time and appeasing them with a juicy position will be a good thing in the long run

Capturing the entire south should be goal of PBAT


But in the meantime I am happy with the dismantling of the Northern Mafia ;

Terrorism has been brought down to the barest minimum this month👏👏👏

Elrufai has been reduced to a Blogger insha Allah

Is this sarcasm or what?

See the kind of mad people we have as leaders in Nigeria.
When we say Africans are mentally dull, it is no joke. And I blame religion and colonization.

He won’t dare touch any mosque otherwise hell will fall.
But you can destroy and monument that signifies the people’s heritage and everybody is silent because they have been mentally damaged beyond repair.

OloYeOfEgbE:
What have you done with yours.

Find something valuable to do, you won’t be taking GWR this serious and emotional.
You have little exposure, you will later realize all this was all for nothing.
GWR is just a fun fact and not a life achievement.

HardMirror:
Majority of humans are stupid and Nigerians are specially stupid and gulible.

The only reason any one is supporting Dammy is because they think they are promoting christianity and decency.
Nigerians see hilda as a runs girl that used her body to gain the attention she got but think because dammy dresses like a SU therefore they are supporting chriatianity or decency. 😆.

Others are supporting her because she is yoruba or because they are trying to fight other tribes that insulted yoruba.


What i realize is this is just about tribalism and religion just like the last election where the main reason people supported obi was because of tribe and religion.


When dammy started her scam cook-a-ton igbos started insulting yorubas instead of insulting just dammy.

Yorubas that did not support dammy before, started supporting her because they felt they had to defend the yoruba tribe.


At the end of the day it has nothing to do with setting record it is just a banter based on tribalism and religious bigotry.

The record itself is a useless record that nobody gives a shit about except Nigerians.

Too much relevance attached to nonsense that should be in joke section.

OloYeOfEgbE:
Mumu girl..and a copy cat. Ignorant people say you will win. WIN WHAT..they haven't explained

I REPEAT INDIANS COULD BREAK THAT RECORD THAT AN INDIAN WAS HOLDING. GUESS WHAT THEY DIDNT BECAUSE THE RECORD WAS IN INDIA.

THIS LEAN SMELLY THING DIDNT EVEN ALLOW THE BACI GIRL COLLECT HER LAURELS ATLEAST FIRST FIRST..SHE COULDNT DO LONGEST BAKING OR FRYING..SHE JUST WANT EXPOSE PEPPEE GANG LAS LAS

OLYMPICS NA COUNTRY DOINGS NOT STATES INSIDE A COUNTRY..NA SO WORLD CUP BE.

Get something worthy to do with your life

Only idiots believe in pastors