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I hope all the people placing their hopes on religious prophecies can start learning a key lesson, religion is for the gullible and mentally dull people. Pastors are people like you and they only play psychological games on you giving you predictions hoping it will hit.

But many of you are programmed to be dumb as fvk no matter what and will never learn in life

you mean alien adoption?

They will adjourn the case till like August

It is okay

May we not have an unfortunate father

I guess it's time for all the presidents of west African countries to start congratulating him

Fineman2:
I don't know how some ladies will look like without makeup

Fake , both before and after are fake

YoungLionken:
Fraud !!

We're reclaiming Obi's stolen mandate, just a matter of time...

Nothing is impossible but one thing in life is to learn to adjust to reality and work with it.

Before this election, I said that Tinubu was going to win, some people mentioned me angrily and reigned insults on me. But that was the glaring fact.

This is reality not nollywood, Tinubu will rule till he either dies or complete his tenure

time for her to divorce and get half his property

When a foolish man kneel down to propose in africa, why can’t he continue to kneel to beg her

Angelfrost:
Still, the guy fvck up...!

A lot of Nigerians abroad just hate seeing other Nigerians joining the immigration train!

They always see fellowing immigrants from their country as a huge threat to them... This is almost satanic!

It's not the same with Asians and Middle Easterners!

You are so correct.
Nigerians are so wicked to themselves, why??

Nigerians think UK are so dumb they will wait for a Nigerian to expose them before UK can take action

They think UK dont have their data?

Talk of human wickedness.
Because na only you dey suffer, you went ahead to vandalize somehting that will affect a whole city.
If the vandals were to be caught, they deserve jungle justice in the most painful way to die

Nigerians looking for who to cast their frustrations on.
The guy did not do it alone, it was a collective action from all Nigerians and immigrants over the years that can’t do things quietly and maturely. Noise makers, loud mouths

Nwaetche:
As someone that travels outside the shores of Nigeria quite often due to the Nature of my Job as well as vacation. I frequently do encounter fellow Nigerians exiting and returning to Nigeria at various transit points in Europe and North America.

I was of the opinion that the quantum of Nigeria making the exit or japa move would drastically reduce after the election considering the interest of the Nigeria diaspora community in the last election but to my utmost chagrin, the volume have more or less quadrupled.
Middle Class Nigerians are leaving the country in droves. One just needs to go to Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport, Chicago O'Hare International Airport, Trudeau International Airport Montreal, Toronto Pearson Airport. London Heathrow, George Bush Intercontinental Airport Houston, etc. to see things.

These trends only show one thing; Nigerians do not have confidence in Tinubu and his APC government to change our downward trajectory. No one wants the country to collapse on his head.

See Buhari and Tinubu jumping around for a Private refinery enabled and facilitated by Jonathan PDP government while the Nigerian government owned refineries in PHC, Warri and Kaduna remained comatose throughout their eight year in power. What a shame!

On my transit through Istanbul(IST) airport yesterday I saw hundreds of Nigerians with majority of them our brothers from the great Yoruba race trying to get connection flights to every imaginable place on earth. Everyone with Green passport except if you are Miles&Smiles member and or Business Class will have to go through enclosed full-body scanners plus aggressive pat-down while other nationalities just walkthrough the scanning system. You can easily see many of these economic migrant Nigerians emerging at the other end of the immigration line, dishevelled, disoriented with heads bowed in shame and trepidation. This is just the first leg of the travel. They will meet even more stringent shakedown as they transverse Europe and North America to reach their destination so as to escape hardship and impending poverty from a country more naturally endowed than most of the countries they are heading to. Their only sin is being born in Nigeria and ben saddled with wicked and devilish buccaneers and human destiny merchants.

The humiliation of our folks is tantamount to humiliation of Nigeria as a country.

I was moved to ask one incidentally a Yoruba Muslim if he would not have stayed to enjoy BAT government his kinsmen worked so hard to enthrone and his response dumbfounded me.

He said that they never meant all those things rather were afraid of Igbos and South Southerners gloating over possible Obi's win.
I was so enraged about this assertion. What has mere gloating got to do with the wellbeing of the country that these folks have to rig/manipulate to install an expired man to run a sick nation.

Now many of our people including the diehard religious irredentist and tribal bigots are scampering out in mass just in time before the noose tightens further as being floated in the UK, Canada and possible Australia parliaments around Nigerian emigrating to their country.
The Northerners can be forgiven as they rarely japa except to Sudan and Saudi Arabia but we should not forgive these religious irredentist and tribal bigots for bringing the country to this unforgivable opprobrium.

I hope we will change our attitude concerning getting the right people at the helms of affiars irrespective of religious or tribal affiliation sooner rather than later as we may not have any country left if we continue on this irrelevant but destructive "d*ck" measuring contestation.

Your theory is fallacious.

This period is school period, summer is coming and schools will be resuming shortly, this happened last year and it was even worse.
Anybody travelling today did not likely start travel preparations in February

Many people will collect ban on this thread

I'm finding it difficult to understand this, the government cannot build refineries?

poshestmina:
Thank God for mercies and please pray more .

Ignore Staphylococcus and other sickness!

Mumu supporting Mumu.
Una go fit una sef

Protest is a sign of weakness…
You are under attack, do the needful.. all is fair in war.
Movies like 300, Troy etc should teach us that life’s not fair and you have to fight your enemies if they come after your life

Some of these men only have sense to make money but don’t have sense to keep it

I’ve been so busy, I wanted to create a thread on this bank job.

If you have a brother, sister , friend, child or neighbor going to take a bank job as a contract staff, please hold his hands and pull his ears, because that person is about to sign his destiny for absolute nothing

Khafsun:
What's the point of all these stupid questions that people go around asking

We tend to be too judgmental of others like strippers when actually we could all do the same thing. Only the price differs.
I can strip naked for 10 million dollars

The celebration is a useless celebration
The achievement is useless

So let’s all make a joke of it

ChinemeremFidel:
My girlfriend always disturb me to visit her and I do avoid it because I really don't want sex for now..
She is the first I will ever have.

So today I decided to visit her,we made out mouth pleasure but I did not have sex because first she was a virgin and secondly she was on her period.

After satisfying each other ,she started crying to squashing one of her principles.
Then me on the other hand have never had sex before so I was really ashamed of what I did...

She called me on the phone and was crying in guilt that I broke her laws and principles...I took the whole blame...

She then broke up with me...
And I really love this girl.

She is beautiful,never asked me for money, smart, intelligent and brave.

I am just confused right now

is she up to 18

plaindealer:
It's like white folks in the audience shouting white power or black people shouting black power or we shall overcome.

Crude, crass, lack of decency, poor judgment and low self-esteem as usual.

Many people won’t understand you but I do.
Although you were a bit harsh but not far from the truth.
We excite ourselves here so much from validation of the whites, while they don’t really give a fvk.
It is a good thing he is proud of his heritage, but to a white man, as soon as he steps off that place, it’s means nothing to them.
It’s time the black race evolve and do great things to become powerful, we don’t need to beg anybody to love us or accept us

spencekat:
When through Voodoo,they can still know.Well,one needs to be spiritually fortified by going closer to God.My pastor will always say ,Spencer be closer to God.

"My pastor says" people are the most gullible set of humans alive, they don't deserve a brain because they don't use it. They don't even need one. They should donate their brains for scientific research and let their pastors do the thinking for them

MuslimIgbo:

Things like this are supposed to be what churches and mosques engages in frequently, INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY BUILDING USELESS BRANCHES AND CAUSING NOISE POLLUTIONS EVERYWHERE.

But no, some people religious leaders prefers to use the money to FORNICATE, BUY BULLET-PROOF CARS AND PRIVATE JETS.

USELESS EVIL BASTARDS.

The best they do is fake miracles, they will never cure that man except if science intervenes

McLizbae:
Oyinbo do everything! They have created utopia and some part of the heaven even here on earth. Impossible is not taboo to them.

Oga, this is a village. See the ancient of ages train they are using, see the outdated stadium.
Once you see a white person doesn't mean they are enjoying life. This is rubbish

MasterJayJay:
How to know your society is still living in dark age.
No one has mentioned anything about autopsy. They are now blaming 'village people' and enemy of progress.

Many people who had no plans to travel out also die. But you guys will make this case special because japa is involved.
C Ronaldo should have kept his move to play in Saudi Arabia a secret so enemies of progress won't attack him?

Outside the country, a lady gets pregnant and announce it to everyone she is expecting a baby.

Here in Nigeria, it is like an abomination to let people know that you have taken in because of the fear of evil spirits and attacks. But the funny part of it is that, after few months, everybody will know whether you tell them or not, so if anybody want to attack them with evil spirits, how does keeping the early stages of pregnancy secret protect them?

dominique:
These people don't identify themselves as Nigerians, why should we?

They identify as Nigerians

It's Nigeria factor that brings this kind of questions.
In better systems, you can do whatever you wish and be good at it, you will surely make money. And it doesnt matter if you earn 200k dollars per annum or 130k per annum, you will find peace of mind and joy at whatever you do as long as you earn above minimum wage, you will be able to afford simple luxury and live a fulfilled life