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Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 8:32pm On Jul 23, 2023 |
Haylel: I will start create a new thread to complete it |
Religion / Re: Some Important Africans Mentioned In The Bible by dazzlingd(m): 8:31pm On Jul 23, 2023 |
vdestro: No matter how long it takes, it may take a thousand worlds or ten million worlds. You will one day become less foolish 1 Like |
Religion / Re: I Will Not Worship Your God by dazzlingd(m): 8:30pm On Jul 23, 2023 |
Lovely |
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Ceec, Kiddwaya - Meet The First And Second Housemates by dazzlingd(m): 8:29pm On Jul 23, 2023 |
This is expected to be fun. |
Religion / Re: Some Important Africans Mentioned In The Bible by dazzlingd(m): 8:31pm On Jul 20, 2023 |
Stop deceiving yourself and stop disgracing your lineage. The Bible has no single regards for you and your ancestors. The only times Africans were mentioned in the Bible was for not for good but bad. You ever wondered, has mighty and achieved as Egypt was in ancient civilization, with magnificent pyramids, the Bible never mentioned it but what anybody could remember about Egypt is how terrible they were and how the plagues of Yahweh befell them. Yet that same Bible was used to enslave your ancestors The other time Africa was mentioned was a mockery of your skin color. Do we have to pretend that the Bible racially insulted your skin color saying that can an Ethiopian change his skin same way a leopard cannot change his skin? The regard never mentioned how you Africans came about, never spoke of your history, never regarded you in anyway and yet you remained blinded and carry such book with so much value 4 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: EU Raises Concern Over Independence Of INEC by dazzlingd(m): 7:27pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
Though not a political fan of Tinubu. But it will never be well with EU. Enough of their claws on Africa, they should all go to hell |
Politics / Re: Seaport Terminal Operators Jack Up Cargo Handling Charges By 45% by dazzlingd(m): 6:43pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
At this rate, the poor will no longer exist. Seems the government want to exterminate the poor like rodents. But one thing, we have been using dollar at the rate of 760 normally. Only some certain people are privileged to get at 460, so where’s this fraud coming from 7 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 12:49am On Jun 24, 2023 |
HEAVENLY BOREDOM You have spent over 100,000 years here. No longer like the first day, you have met all your favorite Bible characters over and over again. You see Jesus like water, you dance and sing to God every single day. You no longer feel that excitement, but you have no choice, you must dance for God! You looked over and saw righteousness22 with this fake smile. You know that’s not how he started in heaven. He has like 7 mansions in heaven made of Gold all to himself. Yet he seems to be losing the spark too. You are on the dancing floor singing and dancing, and there is Bible Ruth, dancing beside you today. You hate being beside her, her own is just too much, you though to yourself. Since day one, she no dey tire. You decided to ask her about what keeps her going after 100,000 years. Even Esther and Mary seems to have lost some morale. The dancing floor was no longer like day one, people murmur while dancing, some try their best to keep a smiling face but you could tell the fake smiles. But there’s God on his heavenly throne, smiling and nodding heartily. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 12:25am On Jun 24, 2023 |
100,000 YEARS IN HEAVEN THE BOREDOM In the beginning was the world, and God became bored and he created the angels to dance and sing for him. Some angels rebelled against him after getting too much wings, and there was war in heaven. God with his angels fought well and defeated the rebellion. And God created Man in his own image, to multiply, dance, sing and worship him. And if man won’t do it, he will raise stones to worship him. That’s how important worship is to God. Now this is heaven, the purest form of existence, with the saints. The saints have been here for about 100,000 years worshiping and singing all day. The only thing they have achieved in heaven is worshiping and praising God. Unfortunately, just as God got bored in the beginning, the saints are beginning to get bored. They have sang all the songs they literally know and heavenly bliss is becoming heavenly boredom |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 12:16am On Jun 24, 2023 |
10,000 YEARS IN HEAVEN Ten thousand years have passed by, and remember your only purpose is to worship and serve God. Sing his praises and dance to him. Well the good news is that you have become so good at that, you have been singing, worshiping and dancing for 10,000 years. You have switched roles from singing, to drumming to playing heavenly instruments to writing and composing new songs, to dancing. You have danced all the dancing steps you know, you even did thriller dance for God, you were so excited to see God laughing heartily as the thriller dance step. You have stepped dance, dance makosa, done cultural dance, moonwalk, azonto, focus, skelewu. You have done various shifts. There’s nothing you haven’t done for God who doesn’t sleep not blink, just sitting on his throne smiling and nodding heartily. It’s another day in heaven to do fulfill your purpose in heaven. So you get ready for the day’s task, thinking of what dance step to do Jesus passes by your street together with Noah, you peeped through your window and saw them, you wonder where they are strolling to. You are not bothered. You saw the Bible Ruth rushing to praising ground with so much energy and you couldn’t just help where she gets such energy from, (like, see this Ruth sef, na only her dey this heaven, Aba, just too much energy. Na wa oo) Then you have a flash back on your first week in heaven, you remembered when you first saw Ruth and wanted to pass out in excitement, or when you first met Noah, same Noah that passed by your window and you weren’t bothered…. How time flies, even in heaven |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 11:44pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
EMILO2STAY: You are right, heaven is perfect peace and joy. Once you enter that place, all your feelings and connections will be reprogrammed like a perfect robot. You will no longer have any feeling for your loved ones anymore. Even if your sweet mother is burning in hell, you will feel nothing 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 8:53pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Maynmann: Please tell me 1 Like 1 Share |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 8:41pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
FIRST 100 YEARS IN HEAVEN 100 years have gone, you have understood the system here, how things work. You no longer miss your loved ones in hell as before. You rarely think of them this days. You have a new family here now. You have met all your favorite Bible characters, you see Jesus daily and whenever you want. It’s 100 years and one day, just another day in heaven, you are up for the days task, to worship God and sing of his everlasting love. You look around your mansion, you stroll to the worship ground and begin the routine again. This time, you understand how things works, you see Jesus smiling at you from a distance, you waved at him. Hey savior, he waved back. You see Isaac doing that famous break dance, you smiled to yourself. You have learnt all the dance steps you could possibly learn over the years. There another set of angels are blowing trumpet. There, you see the biblical Ruth smiling and singing with all energy and euphoria like it was the first day (you wondered in your mind what kept her going all these years of daily praising and singing) you envy her energy, she never gets tired. God is still on the throne, nodding and smiling at you. Oh sweet God. See his lovey crown, how I wish I could sit beside him or how does it feel to even be seated on that throne (Suddenly you waved that evil thought away, you should never desire the throne, that was how Lucifer started ) 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 8:29pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
FIRST 100 DAYS OF IMMEASURABLE JOY. First 100 days has passed and it is all joy. Immeasurable joy and celebrations. Meeting the ancient children of Israel, your favorite Bible characters, all the Isaiah, king David, John the Baptist, Esther, Angels etc all singing and dancing every single day. You see Jesus and God daily whenever you want . Chat with them, sing together and dance full of joy. What a sweet heavenly experience, if only you have your family and friends from earth all here, how sweet would it be |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 8:22pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Day 3: EVERLASTING JOY AND WORSHIP CONTINUES Here you are again, up and joyful to continue the celebration, you are still recovering from the euphoria of meeting your favorite Bible characters, most especially Jesus and God. You meet this fellow, he is Samson, omg!!!!! You scream, Samson !!!! Samson!!! Oh wow!!! Is this really Samson. Oh sweet heaven !!! What a joyful place. Then over there is Mary the mother of Jesus, waving at you. You ran to her and meet both Mary and Joseph. Oh what a wonderful moment . You have forgotten all your tribulations on earth, the struggles and war agains demons and non believers. You suddenly start missing someone again. Probably your mother, she didn’t make it and is burning in the deepest part of hell. But somehow you can’t feel nothing but joy, after all, this is heaven !! |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 7:52pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: Okay, so according to this theory, believing in Jesus is a big risk, because once you believe there’s a chance of ending up in eternal torment which is worse than returning to dust. Anybody in hell will choose to return to dust over burning in hell. Interesting theory. Though I’m hearing of this version for this first time and I’m sure a lot of Christians too will hold a contrary belief 1 Like |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 7:45pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: Interesting So what happens to the others that are not partaking in heaven and hell? |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 7:28pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: So are you saying those that don’t believe in Jesus will make heaven, ? Pls explain I already explain number 2 |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 7:26pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
superCleanworks: The fun is yet to start, just keep following 1 Like |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 7:22pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
HEAVENLY TASKS BEGIN You wake up ready for the big day. Your first heavenly project. Unlike earth where you win souls, here you are here to worship only. The first day of worship is filled with so much energy and excitement, you still can contain that enormous joy. You took it all out, seeing God face to face, you gave your best dancing skills ever. Everyone of you dancing and swinging, screaming hallelujah Hallelujah!!! Omg see angel Michael blowing the saxophone, omg see that Benny hinn .omg!!!!! Angel Gabriel is on the dance floor giving a break dance.. hahahahha this is so much happiness.. What manner of joy is this, here you are standing in front of God with Jesus and angels, seeing Job and Paul face to face… OMG!!!! 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 6:48pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
ETERNITY BEGINS Now eternity begins, your PA (Personal Angel) shows you around heaven, shows you the city of gold, the heaven’s gate. Beautiful gardens. You couldn’t believe such beauty and colors. Then finally you get to see your mansion. A mansion of gold, some of you have more than one mansion. All made with pure gold. You entered into your mansion, all beauty and serenity. The joy is unquantifiable. You are on the purest of robes, white flowing everlasting robes. And preparing for the award night, where you will finally meet Jesus and God on his throne. Meet all the elders on high table including Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, Elisha and Elijah, David, Solomon, Paul, Joseph. Although none of your ancestors made it there, they didn’t know God, they were filthy idol worshipers, so your race is not represented on the high table AWARD NIGHT Finally award night is here, you all get called one by one and awarded your crowns. Rewarded according to your works on earth. Some of you get 7 crowns, some get none. But who cares, heaven is the goal and you made it. At the award night, you got brief on the history of the universe, how everything started from the beginning of time. You got to see the very first day on earth, you got to meet Adam and Eve too, even Noah. Omg, you got to see Job too. And you finally met Jesus and God, you almost passed out of joy, that joy!!! Oh my oh my!!! That joy is inexplicable. They give you the heaven guide, and you get your eternal duty which is to worship God and sing Hallelujah , dancing and Praising God in your white robe You retire to your mansion and try to sleep, but there’s no sleep because of course that’s heaven? The soul doesn’t sleep. You don’t even have a kitchen, you get what you desire. I’m not sure if you will have a toilet, not sure if souls need to shittt. But who cares, heaven is the goal. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 6:40pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
THE IRONY While the feeling of seeing someone you loved so much burning in the bottom of hell, you see the arm robber that shot dead your brother in heaven with you. Wtf! He made it! How!!! You see the man who raped your sister smiling in heaven, the ritualistic who murdered your best friend is there in heaven while your best friend is in hell !!! What!!!!!!!! Even the politicians made it too…. While these thoughts were bouncing through your mind, and angel passes by and said to you; I can feel you are not too happy and seem a bit angry. But don’t worry, what happens on earth stays on earth. This is a new beginning, a new dispensation and a new journey. Old things have passed away and all things become new. Here in heeaven, there’s not sorrow but eternal joy. Everyone here is now your family. You have all been saved and forgiven as long as you accepted Jesus. So common cheer up. Then at that instant, there was a spark and you felt new again, you no longer have to worry about your loved ones that didn’t make it. You made it! And you are starting a new family of the saved! Congratulations! Welcome to eternity, and let’s meet Jesus and God for the first time, they have been dying to meet you all!!! 1 Like |
Religion / First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 6:32pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
The rapture will eventually occur, and the wonderful christians who accepted and believed in Jesus as their lord as personal savior will be saved and will get heavenly reward of eternal bliss. On the other hand, several billions of unbelievers who unfortunately never got saved will start their journey of eternal damnation and gnashing of teeth. People like sisterfire, hardmirror, Ahasco, Seun, all nairaland non Christians and several others. Let’s assume first day after judgment: Day 1 : people like Righteousness, jiggaz ,kobojunkie, anas09 and several other Christians made it to heaven. The joy in their hearts. Full of smiles, congratulating one another and tears of joy flowing through their cheeks. They can’t just control the excitement. Oh finally! The war is over and we made it. They will get to meet Jesus their beloved and even get to see the almighty God. It is the greatest achievement a soul can ever and would ever achieve. MIXED FEELINGS Then the next thing is each person begin to check around if their closest family member made it, their sweet mum or dad or grandparents, daughter, favorite uncle or aunt, sons, sisters or favorite brother. Imagine someone whose parents or sweet brother died years ago and have been waiting for this opportunity to meet in eternity. Unfortunately, they have their first heartbreak in heaven, not all their family members of friends made it. Somebody sweet mother is with leiylau burning in hell and screaming in excruciating pains. Someone sweet brother is with dazzlinggd and biting in hell, or it could be their sweet cousins, favorite uncles, nieces or nephews. They couldn’t believe it. How horrible, the tears of joy begin to turn to sadness. 2 Likes |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by dazzlingd(m): 1:55am On Jun 21, 2023 |
Phillipson02: She’s so powerful to humans. There are other beings that can erase her with just imaginations. Lol, thoughts are energies, just imagine someone wiping out a whole solar system with just imaginations 3 Likes 1 Share |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by dazzlingd(m): 1:52am On Jun 21, 2023 |
SisterFire: I read the first line and couldn’t hold my laughter. The way you put it was hilarious but really true. I thought I was weird when sometimes, I wish I could just imagined the earth go to reset mode. People are suffering, people are ignorant, the world system doesn’t seem to make sense, like we should just end everything and let every soul be liberated as the free souls they are |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by dazzlingd(m): 6:09pm On Jun 19, 2023 |
juniorrate: No this is a different thing entirely. Rain falling down to earth is within the earth’s atmosphere. Although, you may claim the formation happen before touching down. If I throw a piece of rock at you from point A to point B, it is a matter of distance. I might have thrown the rock and walked away, while the rock travels down and hit you moments later depending on the distance and speed of object. The piece of rock moves in its solid form while waves accompany it, waves like sound waves, light waves. But all the waves travel together within splits of splits seconds you won’t be able to tell apart. If given more distance, waves will begin to separate themselves as they travel in different speeds. That’s why if a star were to explode today, and the star is like 1 million light years away. That distance is enough to separate all the waves and particles. First, in one million years time, people on earth will just observe the star exploding, the difference in speed of light and sound may occur (let’s assume in another 500 thousand years, not exact calculation) so in 1,500 million years. People on earth hear the sound of explosion and everyone screams! Then the solid particles may arrive on earth maybe in like 10 million years. People on earth begin to see the solid particles hitting on every part of earth. So given more distance, all particles and waves in travel separate themselves 1 Like |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by dazzlingd(m): 5:54pm On Jun 19, 2023 |
SisterFire: Yes that’s true, she did great with the exposures. I love the aspect where she mentioned the problem of earth as money, politics, noise, journalist and religion. No wonder you hate politicians. I also love the part where she spoke of aura. Another interesting part was when she killed those guys in the parallel universe and she explained she was liberating their souls. So many interesting things. That’s why I said it was truth mixed with hidden agendas. 1 Like |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by dazzlingd(m): 6:01pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
SisterFire: Oya oya I don leave am, lol. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by dazzlingd(m): 4:40pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
SisterFire: I agree, nothing wrong in being reincarnated to enjoy the pleasure of earth. Sisterfire, what do you think about Michael reincarnating 81 times to live most of his life in suffering, living has a beggar, dying prematurely and never had any real pleasure in life except when he was a queen and yet ended tragically. I don’t find that enviable, I know life on earth is only an experience, but if I want to have the experience, I’d rather not suffer. I am not a fan of suffering, if I’m to reincarnate 100 times to earth, those 100 times I never want to suffer or be a beggar. I don’t find anything enticing in coming to earth to suffer because it is all for nothing. Although the whole pleasure may be vanity, that makes the suffering vanity as well. So I’ll choose my vanity wisely, I’ll choose to live a lovable and pleasurable life over and over again. What do you think, Sisterfire, am I asking for too much? |
Romance / Re: My Fantasy World by dazzlingd(m): 4:28pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
Humble432: May your wish come true 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Fantasy World by dazzlingd(m): 4:27pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
Amunethseranu: I’m sure I’m not alone in this creation. we have eternity, let’s toy with it as we wish, sometimes it may get boring and we just want start again, sometimes we may want to create a puzzle, back up our memory and store it somewhere then erase our memory and enter into the puzzle and start solving, at another time we just want to relax and enjoy immeasurable pleasures |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by dazzlingd(m): 2:32pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
Leiylau: The book is a mixture of half truth and deceit to sell a narrative. The universe is enormous, time is infinite and there are uncountable entities and beings of different spiritual level scattered all over the universe. The book is one narrative trying to push their own version of truth and agenda. My opinion is to read and be open to different perspective and narrative, but the journey for the truth is not a one time thing, it is an everlasting journey of learning and unlearning and learning till eternity. No single entity or group of beings knows everything. Even Atum doesn’t know all, neither does Thao knows all. It is not just possible. They can only try their best to narrate their own version. But one thing I say about Thao, it is clear whose sides they are on, they are on the sides of the Jews, the Jesus narrative. Painted the Jews as victims. The continual use of the word “Christ” to prove Jesus as a saint. Yet they said religion is evil, same religion they created through their jesus who is supposedly the saint. Same religion through jesus that has caused lots of problem to the world. If they are that wise, they won’t have done that. It is obvious there are inconsistencies in their narratives. Another inconsistency was the claim they fought against Germany not to acquire atomic bomb, so they allowed US used atomic bomb on Japan. But tried defending the action that it was necessary to end the war. I have an uncanny gift of detecting hypocrisy when I see one. My spirit doesn’t buy that cheap excuse Trust no one, and so I don’t trust their agenda. Don’t let any entity bully you, by showing you advanced technology and civilizations, you are a free soul with will. Separate truth from fact. If any alien ever happen to take you and show you their world, keep an open mind and know deep within you that they are capable of playing a narrative to deceive you and use you. Know this even after this earth when you die 4 Likes |
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