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Globad:
Hope people can now see what is meant by purposeful and deliberate leadership

With this policy, more foreign exchange inflow will come in. Naira may depreciate in the short run but it will appreciate in the long run

Can you explain further how this won’t crash the naira permanently

Is this trial and error or what??

TERMlNATOR:
sisterfire abi brother extinguisher, i dont know u but i want u to know that "Dem still dey gather wood for ur hellfire charcoal)

Jesus is a homosexual bastardd, Yahweh is a donkey, Holy Spirit is a drunkard.
Oya prepare my own charcoal too

SisterFire:
... My dear your word won't move him. Your wise caution is called drug talk by people like him. What wise people do is run away from fool infested planet and never to return.

On a funny note " he wants to lynch Satan ( yahweh) because of great love he has for Yahweh ( Satan ) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Want to destroy Satan because she loves Yahweh . Lol
Just like saying you hate Jagaban because of your love for Asiwaju
Satan = Yahweh.
The better people begin to accept the reality that their beloved jehovah is same as Satan, the better

Rayban25:
Someone did it before hilda but hilda still knew the rules and followed it..so your frustration towards me isnt necessary...if dammy wants the record she should follow the rules

Like I said, nobody gives a shit about the dumb record

Felix6:
for how long has that person held the Record before baci smashed it? Abeg what is awkward remains so.

There’s no big deal about the GWR, only in Nigeria it is being celebrated.
Nobody gives a shit outside the country

Dumb achievement

I guess Biden congratulates every GWR in US

GWR should be left for the fun fact where it belongs , not something that Nigerian leaders would be celebrating.

Rayban25:
Agreed...but dammy is wasting her time because hilda did it before her and was undergoing review...GWR dosent know bassey at the moment...and after someone has gotten a record, the person holds on to it for a year until another challenger comes up

Someone did it before Hilda and nobody made noise about the useless damn record whey una carry for head like moon landing

We told you the record was useless.
You people carried it on head like one special achievement.
I’m glad different people are coming to make a joke out of the nonsense record

Goodlady:
My ancestors knew satan is a mofo. In Yorubaland, satan is never known for anything good. Though he may be different from the biblical one. But he's till the bad guy everyone wants to lynch. So what are you really marketing?
Why you dey market bad product?
Definitely, you are a bad apple fit to only pluck and slam to the floor while it's squashdywith a boot. I feel like slapping you now for your brain resetting.

Nothing like Satan in Yoruba history.
So a white man jesus is the perfect man, talk of black man inferiority complex.
The reason Sisterfire is so pissed off and burning with anger is because stupidity irritates her soul.
To see a large number of extremely dumb people can be so frustrating and irritating. Now it becomes worse when those people are people you identify with, the pain is worse than scorpion sting.
When I see Africans bowing down to white Mary and white jesus. Israel and Saudi arabi make billions of dollars from foolish Africans yearly through pilgrimages, and they use that fund to develop their nations while africa is buried in poverty and lack of development. Same whites and Arabs conquered your ancestors and made them suffer and yet you lack sense. Africans don’t even know their history and a full grown African man thinks a Noah is his ancestor and a Jew is his lord and personal savior.
When you see these things, it’s enough for you to wish the sun will just crush on this part of the world and destroy these moronic creatures called Africans from the surface of the earth.
It is enough to curse people like you and wish you reincarnated over and over again to suffer on earth till eternity.
Continue to give your soul to entities you don’t know, and let them use it to do whatever they want. You will forever remain a slave

Congratulations to Akpabio
This thing called politics, make una just leave it for the players

Imagine an Africa without religion.

Those who did africa this thing really damaged us. Africans divided by foreign religion and fighting for Islam or Christianity.

Hear this from me, both Islam and Christianity are useless!

Saudi Arabi and Israel makes billions of dollars yearly from pilgrimage and most of it comes from Africans.
They use the funds to develop their countries and make it better for themselves.
Go to the hometown of many politicians, pastors and imams in Nigeria, they lack basic amenities and the roads are in decay while they donate money to build mosques and churches and go on pilgrimages.

We have too many things to worry about, religion should never have been in the list of our problem.
I wish Islam and Christianity never found its way to Africa

Lostchild:
Society itself has made people believe that, poverty is a curse, but in reality, poverty is a temporary state of pain.

Poverty and suffering is a discipline from God. It is an antidote of sin, just like the antidote of a poison is itself a poison.

There’s nothing noble about poverty and suffering. I beg of you, please don’t procreate, idiocy of the highest grade is encoded in your dna, let it die with you, don’t pass it down.

mradjoy:
The previous thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7713767/udensi-ngozi-opemipo-missing-seen#123550647

I'd like to use this medium to appreciate everyone who empathize with us, those who prayed with us and those who called me from this forum without knowing who I am to offer some valuable advice which partly contributed to her returning back home yesterday on her own volition.

My sincere appreciation goes out to Seun Osewa who swiftly swung into action by moving the thread to the Frontpage immediately after I contacted him.

And to that wonderful journalist who contacted me from The Punch News, they offered to publish it and use their connection to contact the Lagos CP to expedite action on my niece's search.

Lastly to those set of people who's got warped mindset, always thinking every little girl we have in Nigeria are wayward, well, it's not really your fault because if you know how brilliant my niece is, you wouldn't doubt her purity at such tender age. I read so many unruly comments here, but decided to ignore majority of them because I believe it's almost impossible for a brilliant little girl like her, who had near perfect WAEC result at one sitting, and also scored over 300 in JAMB to be wayward at the same time. If you have her as your sister or daughter would you ever have the thought of waywardness towards her?

She had a quarrel with her aunt while her mom was at work, so she decided to punish everybody according to her by leaving the house for them.

She'd initially planned to seize the opportunity to visit her paternal grand parent in Imo state, but on getting to the park, she couldn't afford the fare, she had to go visit her friend somewhere in Ijegun, Lagos instead of heading back to Bariga. I believed her because the tracking result we got from the private tracking guy we employed showed exactly the same thing she'd earlier narrated.

Up until now I never knew there was a tracking system that gives precise location, the street name, the house number, even to the room you're, this tracking system is so effective and powerful to the point of tracking mobile number even when it's switched off.

Now, I was wondering why can't FG use same or better technology to combat insurgency in Nigeria?

So cutting the long story short, we decided to send her a text msg containing those information we gathered about her whereabout and she knew the game was up and decided to call her aunt, then her mom to inform them she was heading home already.

We're happy and glorify God for her safety. Thanks and God bless you all.

I remember telling you to get a tracking device, that the same way she left is the same way she will return home.
Leave the girl alone, she’s an adult, let her continue her side hustle

Toothless NLC

blabulu2000:
Obasanjo, Over to you....

It takes winner chapel intervention to grade and rehabilitate Otta major roads and bridges....

Obasanjo is a disgrace to the Yoruba people

Obasanjo has zero shame.
A big shame to his place of birth.
In life, if you fail ypur place of Birth, you deserve to be reincarnated as an ordinary citizen to suffer in that birth place to learn a lesson.
May Obasanjo be reincarnated as a security guard in his next life in otta

Tell Obasanjo to list one thing that his village benefited from his 8 years of governance. Even his road to OTA he did not do it.
Obj na one wicked soul

Go back to sleep

mradjoy:
None of her friends seems to know whereabout, funny thing is she |registered newly on telegram this afternoon,

She's refused to answer nemerous calls and messages and the phone is now offline

I'm not trying to be funny , this girl would be found the say way she left home. She left home on Friday after joining telegram. ( so many things happen on telegram , side hustles that many girls of her age want to explore to make quick cash)

But you guys can get someone to track her phone even though it is switched. Theres a way they do this stuffs

SmithRussell:
With the current rate of crime and kidnapping in Nigeria you guys still choose to be insensitive, because she's not your daughter/sister.

Well, Niggas is savage, till niggas have daughters

Funny but they may be right.

Girls of this days are crazy crazy.
I can bet she has boyfriends and boyfriend things are involved.

Useless friend

How much he don dash you before?
He don help you find work?

All you have are illusions, all happening in your mind

Go and treat malaria

Ogene001:
African should tell us their 21st century achievements before laying claim to any ancient civilization. Everything Benin using to boast was made possible by the Portuguese. Every other things before Portuguese is just fairytale. Look at Alafin of Oyo palace that has claiming nonsense as if it was greater than Rome

Your shame knows no bound.
I am sure you think your name Ogene is the name of the Jewish Jehovah god.
And I am sure you will rather believe that Noah the Jewish is your ancestor from the flood era.

If I point to Buhari and say he is your grandfather, you will say I’m crazy because you will ask me how can a Fulani looking man be your ancestor.
But they tell you that Ogene is from Israel and your ancestor is a white man called Noah, and you did not put a thought to it but swallowed it.
Boy, you have been cut off from your history and you are pathetic and in a sad state. May you find help soon

Ogene001:
These are just artistic drawing from fanciful imaginations

Do you know that sometimes, what people draw from their imaginations are events of ancient past that is replaying on their heads.

I don’t know if you may understand this but let me try my best to explain to you; if you understand a system and set theory, everything within a closed system is balanced. And the universe is a system, there’s nothing impossible within the universe as long as it can be imagined. This means every thing imaginable is not new, it has been imagined before and has been in existence.
As long as you as a part of the universe, everything possible that you can imagine has already been imagined before and existed before, both the future, present and past. So when you see someone drawing something out of his imagination, it is nothing new, either it has happened before on this earth or in a different world or it is happening far away somewhere else in the galaxy.

Rostikol:
If you had a working brain, you would know that it was the invading looters that led to our people ''reasoning'' the way they reason today.

The people of Benin at that time were not mentally colonised christians and muslims speaking English and forming accent and greedy for money like you, bleaching your skins, straightening your hair and all sorts of rubbish you do today, having lost your moral values and sense of self-worth.

So do not say that they should have been invaded just because of the way YOU are today.

YOU are a product of the policy of those invaders.

That is why you hate yourselves and don't even believe you are the equal of others on Earth.

The invaders deliberately messed up your heads big time.

You're totally different from the ancient people of Benin.

In fact the way you people are today, they would struggle to believe that you are actually their descendants.

Do you know that the people then built houses with no front doors?

EVEN THE RICHEST PEOPLE with the BIGGEST houses.

No front door.

There was no need, because the idea that a person would enter your house to steal was unheard of.

It just wasn't done.

And not just in Benin. EVERYWHERE in what we call Nigeria today.

If you don't know, go to your village and ask the elders. They will confirm it instantly.

You are a totally different, lost generation, with your useless imported christian and muslim religions that allow you to be greedy, wicked criminals while pretending to be pious and godly.

Now with your foreign imported garbage religions, armed robbery, corruption, kidnapping, terrorism, bigotry, fraud and other ills, are the order of the day.

Una continue. Don't return to your roots.

Shebi oyinbo don brainwash una say una roots dey inferior?

After burning down your cities and looting your treasures, they gave you an invented white fool to worship as your ''saviour'' (Mental conditioning 101. White man becomes your god, leading to extreme racial inferiority complex and playing second fiddle to them - happily)

KAI.

INSULT.

Tufiakwa.

NSO ANI (Abomination)

Useless idiots. Don't wake up.

I pray the universe bring more and more of your type to africa
The way you insulted that guy is not enough, I created a thread to curse all those who practice the religion of those who made africa this way, I cursed the Catholics especially who went as far as bowing down to white images and yet complain of racism. May all the bastardds who have refused to have sense be reincarnated as slaves in their next lives again and again until they become wise

DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys

congrats bro, but you could have gotten a girlfriend. Leave hookup girls alone. Second tips, ensure you use protection so you don't catch STDs or unwanted pregnancy. Lastly, avoid taking concoctions, eat well, stay healthy and live exercise
Enjoy your world

I agree with the removal of subsidy, but I think it wasn't properly announced.
We owe Jonathan an apology.

we owe Jonathan an apology

Yugoslavia247:
Google is your friend.

If she no achieve anything for your eyes then show me what achievement is with your own achievement as a point of reference.

You are dull

Yugoslavia247:
Some people up there are pained.

Either because she is woman achieving success.

Because their self righteous has not made them rich

Or just pure jealousy as some people don't know how to accept success.

They are one inch from witchcraft.

Go on gal.

What exactly did she achieve??

Rebuker:
I kindly request you to watch the video again. The intruder was effectively blocked and their actions have no connection to the incident in question.

It's unfortunate that we often resort to unnecessary defenses in an attempt to conceal the truth, and this is something I find concerning.

The stumbling and unsteady behavior displayed by Tinubu has no relation whatsoever to the intruder or the incident at the inauguration.

In fact, there was another incident prior to the inauguration where Tinubu experienced a similar stumbling episode.

Therefore, it's clear that Tinubu is in need of our prayers...

It's possible the scene scared him, he is not 100% fit hence, lost his balance.
Maybe he was thinking he was a suicide bomber

He is not fit, he was staggering counting his steps

SerikiFulani:
I thought he has been arrested by the military 🤔

And an interim government formed 🤔

And Peter obi warming up to be president 🤔

E no go better for fake pastors I swear 😁

People will never learn