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The memes funny die

Scientists rule the world while pastors and imams are buried in books and fairy tales written by ancient cave men...

Science takes us to the future, a miracle of an amputated limb growing back will only happen in the lab

BlackSeptember:
I love my Nigerian foods anyday and anywhere.


P. S I mean Afang and not ewedu biko.


Yoruba people can cook smelly food with that iru or that funny smell they mix in their soup which makes them to fart

See people speaking this way, then when they get outside the country, they will cry racism when onyibo say something not as bad as this...

Blacks are a plague!

No racism, go to someone's country, go their house and cook your nonsense smelly local food...now you cry victimisation

39 more predictions ..
Mad odd, big win!

Hope he cashes out this time before one prophecy cut his ticket..

Gwilym:
So , assuming it was a school teacher who did same, you would say education is a hoax?

If it was a sports coach who did same, sports is a hoax?

If it was a businessman who did it, business is a hoax?/

A pedo can be anyone. Anyone. We all have to be vigilant. Removing religion won't deal with the problem.

Dumb comparison, very dumb...

A pastor claims holiness and preaches it,
Does a sport coach live his life pretending to be holy

So simple, practice what u preach

So dumb

Veteran Rapist

Injustice!

igbesachick:
your friend can enjoy fecesbook, gaagle, twatter, inshitgran, youfuck and many other interesting copycat chinko apps.

congrats!

Lol

Those bashing the OP should take it easy as he is not far from the truth!!
I dont know what the argument is all about

Be careful with the types of phone u buy . My friend bought a China Samsung phone, cant access Google and google apps....so annoying

Happy for her, scientists are the real sons of God not prayer warriors

ikhalyfah:
ONE THING I KNOW BE SAY, IF U LIKE HOLD THE BEST DOMAINS IN THE WHOLE WORLD, IF GOD SAY E NO GO SELL, I SWEAR TO GOD E NO GO SELL.

And I don't know about y'alls religion, but in my religion, God says "... I respond to the invocation of the supplicant when he calls upon Me...."

Hence I make prayers for my sales, and I attribute all my sales to my prayers!
It was prayer that made me had my first sale 3weeks or less into the business, it was prayer to God that granted me more , and it will prayer that will grant me sales in the future!

Also, believe it or not, even an atheist pray to God, he may not know how or when but he DEFINITELY pray to God.

I pray more sales locate us all

PEACE

What's God business with your domain...?
Of all things to face, he will be so petty to be swearing for domains up and down...

Crazeworld:
You guys are beginning to make this domaining religious. This is why our religious leaders prey on us in the name of seed sowing. I believe in God too but I beg to disagree with you that one must pray so as to fasten his sale.

What happened to you when you made a sale that you desperately needed to was luck. And you created that luck yourself by purchasing that name and outbounding. Luckily for you, the person that needed it at that time purchased.

Those guys on namepros that record 4-5 figure sales didn't sell based on prayer. They created their luck by registering the names and holding onto them, some for years. A guy here sold his first name for $995 after begging for $75. There must be something the buyer saw before parting with that sum. God didn't ask him to give it to an African dude.
If you believe in whatever you're doing, just continue. Results will come if you don't give up cos quitters don't win.

But you should understand that God doesn't hold any good thing away from anyone because they didn't pray to him. Just do the right thing in your power and leave the one outside it to chance.

PS: I've not made a sale but it will definitely happen especially when I'll appreciate it the most. May our luck find us all!

Nigerians and prayers....lmao...

Expand your business, cause more noise pollution and produce more religiously retarde.d idiots

StrikeBack:
are you sure that’s not an impostor

Finally Mjbolt is gone

Congratulations obaofusa

Lmao

False statistics,
Over 90% of Nigerian cars are Japanese made....
So??

Favoritefarmer:
I met my beautiful girl through facebook last April and we started relationship after meeting face-to-face.

With immediate effect, i told her my future plan that all things being equal i will be a pastor and this relationship is NO SEX TILL WEDDING (I am 30 still a virgin thou and she really told me she isn't a virgin again, of which i have no problem with). She has visited me five times spending atleast a week yet no sex with her, knew all my family and as to caring for your girl, i am trying my best but here is the problem.

1. Spiritual: I pray and fast to know God's mind, but no yes or no but my parents went to pray and saw negative though i wish to damn the consequences and marry her but her behavior towards spiritual is bad. No prayer and reading bible. She can sleep eh na from 8pm to 8am.

2. Competition with my family.

3. Ineffictive communication. More like interview.

4. 'Unfaithfulness.' I have caught my girl agreeing to meet one man in hotel for sex and that one asking him if she moans

You play the good guy role...remember those movies of the good guys, ending up well,.....sadly, reality of life is not like that.. life is games of thrones...it knows no good or evil....either u are good or not, you either win or die

When u guys are meant to use I'm, u use Am....now when u are supposed to use Am u are using I'm

I've heard of conspiracy theories that natural disasters can be influenced using advanced alien technologies...
Could this be a sign

AMERICAisKING:
By the grace of God i can now go to sleep with my TWO eyes closed knowing President Donald Trump got my back, no more underground plots of terrorism that goes on and nothing happens as it used to be the case during Obama era, now its fire for fire, if you think you can disturb world peace Trump will TAKE YOU OUT! To hell with Islam!, let them do their worse, they are known for it anyways but they will and must not MISS paying for their mistakes with THEIR OWN LIVES. No more tolerating these known ENEMIES OF PEACE called MUSLIMS, you kill and you get killed simple!. Bring it on IRAN!!!

You are too naive to be living among 21st century men...
Go back to the cave

Let's be honest...us is evil

Lol...

It's an unfortunate thing to be weak and helpless, chai.i feel their pains...

Who will claim the 80 million dollars, even if any man finally achieve the mission impossible, how will he live to enjoy the money..

More ironically, the money will be paid in United States Dollars..

Inside life , wan fvck e up ninu aye, olohun maje ka ri ija aye

deeva1:
Am very sure you have achieved a lot taking cannabis and hard drug jst like ur mentor..Original Mumu

You must be very stupid.
Shitty hypocrite, son of a pig...the 50cents u listen to and fela u celebrated, what makes them different...I don't do drugs and I'm entertained by naira marley...if that hurts u, go eat shit and stick ur fvk head in your dirty asshole...
Get lost. Marafuker

kingsvictor2:
u still need a psychiatrist, it ain't ordinary....dis is madness. After masturbating with soap as ur role model taught u, ur brain is dead. See a doctor ASAP

May you never find cure for the madness u have encountered...he goat

FactBoyz:
When I tilt towards Atheism, God has a way of reminding me and proving to me that he exists.. Honestly...
RIP TO THE DEAD

So God killed 6 people and saved his reverend to prove to u that he exists....
I think the followers of religion are the real psychopaths not God.

You are sick and mentally unstable to reason in this manner. You are a threat to a sane society

Success story

kingsvictor2:
exactly what they are saying dat marlians are mentally unstable. Do u hv a psychiatrist u can check yourself with?? just asking

You are just so dumb, not everybody carry frustrations on their heads like you do, many people who are far successful than u are enjoy naira marley....all for entertainment, all for the camera...take your frustrated live away somewhere else

Macsjebs:
Wonders of Science.. .
Like it or not Science is a Blessing to this World, the Advantages far outweigh it's Disadvantages....

The best way to do anything is through science, either good or evil

Okpa042:
These people think we live in huts, wear animal skin, eat fellow humans and hunt bush meat



..and the truth is.....we do .

It is not about us but them....anybody that says Turkey, Iraq is in Africa is simply dumb....very dumb...the problem is not Africa but the dumb asshole

Reference:
Just shows how insignificant Nigeria is. Was with someone this morning trying to activate a new phone and Nigeria didn't feature in something as simple as a 'Timezone set' despite the fact that Nigeria is well within the top ten population stat and top twenty mobile phone market. You will expect the average manufacturer to take our sensibilities seriously.

But our poor economy, critical indices of living and exaggerated negatives will not place us on most maps. Despite the sparse success dtories Nigeria does not lead the world in any meaningful endeavour neither does she contribute to the progress of humanity in any overiding positive way.

The reasons are simple. The State of the Nation. Which is basically in turmoil. Nigeria as a coubtry is perpetually at war eith itself. We are so weakened by structural imbalances so the world will be asking an invalid to help it win the 100m dash in the 'Universe Olympics'. We are so divided along religious and sectarian fault lines. The world will be seeking to build a nuclear power station on an active volcano to have Nigeria lead.

Why should the average alien national know what this country is about when the average Nigerian doesn't.

Try get sense, someone saying the capital of Nigeria is Abu Dhabi or Angola simply shows the person is a retar.d

So the person no know abi Dhabi or Angola na country...?
Stop saying trash trying to sound smart...just agree those guys are dumb

Retarde.d mofos, this is 2020...the world is a global village....awon olodo oshi...
If not for a failed nation, we are far smarter than these dumb illiterates in white skin