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GREATESTPIANIST:
Stop joking with shiloh, its not child's play, don't bring curses on ur head.....be guided

Who shilo help, with hell with shilo and your curses....

Africans and stupidity, over celebrated programme, backward people...only in Africa.

With the height of insecurity, use your head and stay in your house, no amount of participation in
religious activities will protect u

Village people strong...that kind jazz wey confuse flavour fall in love with this average looking lady mad gan

I've watched this movie over and over again and never got tired of it....a masterpiece, excellent work of art

Pavarottii:
Best President Nigeria ever had... If only Nigerians looked at where he was taking us to and not because he is a minority and body language...

You don't have to be stupid, don't change history...
Buhari isn't the messiah dosent make gej a hero....they are all failed leaders...shame on you for standing with mediocrity

nwachukwu9:
Op must be mad,her husband is 10 times more handsome than you,true beauty lies in the heart not on physical appearance, a lady may be very beautiful and yet be deadly to the point of killing you. You don't know why her husband choose her out of all the ladies on earth. So mind your business

No matter the kind excellent character this one get, God forbid I choose her for a wife...blood of Amadioha

Her calling is to act Nollywood evil forest spirit

NwaAmaikpe:

Lalasticlala, hold him oo, don't let this man talk.

Lol

trustyshoess:
"What language hath thou speaking?" Try again

Sorry,I just realised u are a feminist...

You guys always act semi insane, lol, frustrated people...

trustyshoess:
struck a nerve there did I?
What's that saying?.....if the shoe fits
Don't project your insecurities on me, work on yourself so you won't feel less important than faceless strangers luv

What language hath thou speaking?....are u sure u did not sniff something before jumping out of nowhere?

Oh she's a feminist..... no wonder, why are u guys always frustrated lmao

trustyshoess:
Those saying its just a joke, are you saying if that joke was targeted at a young underage girl, let's say 10 year old. Would that be okay? You wouldn't find nothing wrong with paedophilia or child molestation jokes either? Cos its "just a joke" right? There are eons of non offensive ways to joke, sexual assault isnt one.
Whether ya'll like it or not, the world is evolving, make such crude jokes in public space and risk putting your present and future career in jeopardy "for a joke"

Go and find a job and fvk off from this website as u claim..no one cares anyway
Lol, u think u are too important for people visiting this website, ..
Welldone, madam seriousness....

healthserve:
No matter how fae my dear lady, never allow any man of god curse you. Abeg.

Something is wrong with your head.....curse me I curse u....I curse any man of god I wish, stupid sheeple

slowice:
Man refers to both sexes

A blow to feminists

slowice:
The heart of man is terribly evil

It's a woman

adedehinbo:
I support jungle Justice to any confirm arm robber

Any confirmed one chance robber should be executed at sight

Failed security

#ProtestAgainstOneChance

okomile:
Sane country.
Good it returned to Heathrow.
Landing in Abuja is dead trap!

Good one BA!!!!!!

Do you know if u move all the citizens of UK to Nigeria and move all Nigerians to UK without moving their leaders.

UK will be a ghetto within a month while Nigeria will be a sane nation..

Now move all the leaders only in UK to Nigeria, do u know the leaders will die of heart attack within one month..

Why? Because the citizens are the major problem, they are indiscipline and lawless... You are the problem, the person beside u is the problem...

So enjoy the country u made.

Mogbe!

J111333:
This is personal so please be courteous with your comments.

I have a married female cousin who takes church serious more than her life, well I don't wanna waste your time with that part of the story.

I have tried to help her husband and her financially for a long time now and I'm afraid I've turned from helper to head of household, not funny. I jokingly told them to hang their boots after they had their fourth child but as I'm typing this, baby five just landed.

Their first son just got admitted into Unilag and guess who they called to help. I've severally decided to stop helping but thoughts of those lovely kids of theirs have always affected my decisions.

I told the newly college admitted boy to open a bank account so that I can channel my help properly but her mum said he wasn't 18 yet so she would be the one running the account until then.

A little background story.

My cousin is a graduate but helps her husband in an imaginary business of his which I have put in like N10m if not more yet nothing to show for it. I later switched to helping my cousin get a job, she ended up getting duped of the money meant to pursue the job Nigerianly.

She was/is my favourite cousin growing up and she was more than a nanny to my sister and I when we were little.

How can I put an end to this madness without feeling guilty about the kids? Mind you, I love their kids very much.

Stop this madness before u become a slave....you are not helping them if you don't let them face their responsibilities.
Pls focus on your family before u regret in future.

Irresponsibility
First why should a nursing mother bring a baby to exam hall....
Secondly, why should the lecturer neglect his duties..., he will be obviously distracted.
Blacks and celebration of nonsense, stupid eye service...

Lol.

Those guys taking this too serious need rehab.
It's obviously a joke fa and yes it's funny

GeneralShepherd:
Are these bills not relevant to Nigeria? I am currently visiting Nigeria, I paid 15k to get just 40 Gb of data.

15k is about 45 AUD in Australia I pay 60AuD for unlimited data, unlimited calls nationally, 300 minutes to Nigeria and 1000 minutes to Canada, US and Europe.

Phone bills are more expensive in Nigeria , the lower quality internet available is also more expensive than what is obtainable in Australia.

So I really don't even understand this argument ab out bills when bills are even more expensive in Nigeria

The question we should ask people shouting tax is how much they have saved from their income here in Nigeria.
I buy generator, buy fuel, pay electricity bill, noise pollution and air pollution from my generator detriment to health...
Roads are bad leading to higher cost of car maintenance.
My pumping machine had fault last month, I knew how much I spent. We fix our water ourselves.
Security is worrisome, before u make a case to police u have to settle them.
Land lord association make their roads themselves, contribute to provide security.
All these is worse than tax and yet you suffer poor amenities, poor health care.
Never pray to have health issue in this country, you will hate yourself.

Yet someone is shouting tax tax tax.....

Worst of all, we face everyday of our life fighting for survival, the time I use to worry about the bad road, generator, security etc could have been well spent thinking creatively.
Abeg oo, nothing comes free, the people that built their country did not build it on a bed of rose...if you want to explore other countries, do it and pay the tax..with hopes of getting rewarded... Not shouting trash that people are suffering in other countries.. Lol, please that kind suffer better pass this one.
15million pere, people are shouting business, doing business with 15million in the part of the world where the difficulty of doing business is second to none

GeneralShepherd:
Biko is there anyone in Nigeria that has 15m in their account at the end of year that is not a CEO? How many businesses in Nigeria make 15m in profit per annum?

$70k is income before tax, it is an entry-level position, salaries grow. You can start your own business, getting a loan is easy.

To each their own, if you prefer Nigeria, your choice. For me after living in 2 different countries, I sure know that Nigeria is not in my plan as a place to raise my family.

I am only challenging the prevailing notion here that people living in western countries are suffering. What you term suffering is even less stressful than an average dude that lives on the mainland and works on the Island in Lagos

Suffer dey Africa no joke! How many people earn 10k dollars a year..
How many people save 2k dollars in a year...

NwaAmaikpe:




Many are the afflictions of the righteous but the Lord delivereth him from them all.
Surely, Allen will overcome.

He should not make the mistake of stepping down because the same people who want him to step aside from his position in Air Peace until he clears his name did not ask their National leader to do the same to explain how he got the money he moved in Bullion Vans.

Back to the story.
Ibeto was the Cement company to beat, the banks came for him
Innoson became the face of Indigenous African vehicles, GTBank came for him. The court awarded the win to Innoson.
Capital Oil started making Oando and Forte Oil uncomfortable, AMCON came after him. The court once again awarded the win to Capital Oil.

Now, AirPeace is redefining the face of aviation in Nigeria and the US is now after him for laundering money.
Money that was duly transferred via the CBN to the Plane makers.
Unless I am irredeemably dumb or some hydraulic fluid is seeping out of my Cerebellum, this thing does not just add up to me.
A vengeful, snitchy someone is paying for these tunes the piper is playing.

So my questions are,
Is it now a sin to be a successful Igboman.
Is it a crime to rise against the odds of being Igbo and excel in business in the uneven Nigeria playing field?

How come things are put in place for others to excel no matter what while every known persecution trails others?

I'm not asking a lot,
I'm just saying that water has passed garri when the mosquito decides to suck breast milk meant for the baby instead of blood.

You are not only a tribal bigot but suffering from paranoid Schizophrenia to think some forces are after the Igbo's. Get a medical attention before it worsens

Marvieduke:
Only a prostitute will a know fellow prostitute and I strongly believe that auntie Kemi was a former prostitute

And how do u know she is a former prostitute....?
Are u a former prostitute to have known this?

6 billion was squandered to build a VP's house which was uncompleted..... Then senator Bala Mohammed proposed additional ,9 billion to finish it up....



Black man is a plague....

ryanol2:
Afonjas firing on all cylinders. This was a man that rescued Nigerians from South Africa, of which 50-70% of them were Yorubas. SMH

Igbos/Biafrans, read replies to my post and see what afonjas are saying; calling this same man that rescued them criminal, thief, fraudster, same thing they called Innoson during his trial, only for the court to rule in his favor. In fact the court said GTB is the criminal/thief and should pay Innoson his money!

Hate speech.....seun mynd43

But I have never experienced this....so I can't relate.

midnighter:
Lol this thread is bloody funny...I hereby release the spirit of stinking pussy upon you all...horrible nairaland men, we must have our revenge...

For every insult you have bestowed upon women on this forum, may 1000 more stinking, putrified vaginas land on your stupid mouths...

I want to say "Amen" but I no wan irritate Jesus 4 hours to Sunday

**runs out of thread** Pahaha pussy stench kee una there...nansense...

Can u suffocate me with your pussy smell

paix:
That's their defence mechanism, if they don't want to have sex. They send out the smell to discourage men.

. My ribs