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officialJP:
This nollywood guys are trying click like if they are really trying

Plz learn to punctuate and stop giving people headache.

Agbaje does not come too often, girls would love him

Creativebae:
Me too. I was told they roll it with their armpit..

I don die

paix:
I saw the machine grinding live horses and the meat comes out as sausages at the end of the production line. It was terrible.

It's fake, I saw it too. That video is fake and very easy to detect. The video showing the grinding horses is different from that of the sausage. They made the two videos into one.

Leesah:
I think everything depends on where you are buying it. Where I stay, there's a suya, kilishi and danbunama spot and they are neat. If you see how They prepare it, you'd love to eat kilishi again. Besides when you are buying from road side Aboki who knows nothing about hygiene, what do you expect? Most of them care less about what they sell because people still patronize them. Suya is even better sef because the heat from the fire can kill germs. My love for fura de Nunu died when I saw the process. The boy was using his mouth to draw milk from the cow's breast and then pour into the selling bowl. Since then I preferred Habib fura de Nunu. I am taking Habib because I haven't seen the process too and I just hope it's not like the way I saw the other boy processing it... Like someone said, Na God dey save us o.

I feel like crying

I got to Lagos recently and I must say that the standard obviously deteriorated under Ambode.

Those saying ambode is working obviously lost touch with the standard fashola left behind.
Lagos is dirtier, okada has returned to the roads, people break traffic laws and get away with it, you dare not use BRT lane during fashola's period but everything has fallen.
Potholes everywhere, the Lagos roads look as dirty as it was 10 years ago before fahsola
Uncompleted and abandoned roads along airport and ikorodu.
You dare not post bills anyhow in Lagos during fasholas tenure.
Lagos has fallen! I repeat, Lagos has fallen

Obviously, the permonace of ambode is nothing near that of fashola. Now I have no pity for ambode, he should go

Sirpaul:
LAGOS JOKE ON POINT:

Conductor to Passengers : OWO YIN DA?
Passengers : AMBO
Conductor : AMBO ke, SANWmO Jo !!!

Lol

Interpretation
Conductor: where's your money?
Passengers: Ambo (we are coming)
Conductor: Ambo ke, Sanwo jo (which kind "we are coming", pay joor)

gbula:
I wouldn’t jump on it bro.. there’s nothing special there.. I have exchange handshakes with President Obasanjo twice..
I have been in close proximity with IBB, Buhari, TY Danjuma and the owners of Nigeria so there’s nothing really special there..

If it wasn't special, you won't be mentioning it here.
If you did have a picture of it, you will keep it sacred.
I have one of such, I made it in a frame.

oodualover:
Who is this clown?

Ipobs have gone to open several alternate monikers, they have one identity, they hate Muslims and are used to Yoruba Muslims/ Yoruba Christian . They use female as their gender. That's how to know them, they are jobless and frustrated. But very soon, na lagoon go rush dem

AnalQueenluci:
ur comment is d best here! women ar so powerful,guys ar just talking trash!

Joblessness is not good, but using alternate monikers to converse with yourself is insanity.
Cynthia/anaqueen/ibrahimdamilo and several others... Your madness no good.

Westaslave2:
D unemployment rate n d rate of poverty cum death growing at d speed of light u ar nt concerned at all, All u want is 2 vote a terrorist wt a secret agenda, U knw at d back of ur mind dat buhari is a tyrant but d hatred on igbos,osinbanjo n stupidity wont allow u pple reason...cynthiakiss just want a calm nigeria n u cursed her thinking mother nature wl spare
.Let me tell u d truth 2 avoid curses make sure u ar on d gud side but no u ar wt d 2 greatest ritualist in africa if nt world in tinubu n buhari, n u knw dey a satanic n u still support dem just 2 get 2 igbos! I cursed u wt a weeping heart but wt penance frm u i cant revoke,

Now who's the tyrant? I have the right to vote whomever I want and it's my right not yours . I won't curse anybody voting atiku, I only curse anybody that will use politics to bring division just as Cynthia was doing, (you can check Cynthia's profile because its so obvious u don't even know what you are fighting about). I'm not even a religious person yet I won't hesitate to curse anyone that would use christian/muslim to preach hate speeches.

Now it's obvious you are mentally demented and can't understand simple explanation...read and understand slowly, I cursed Cynthia only because she is using politics to propagate Yoruba Muslim/ christian hate speech, you dumb dingbat.
Quote me anywhere I have ever cursed anyone for voting anyone, we can only buly ourselves with insults and whatever I do here ends here.

And you think I care much about your useless curses because they are meaningless to me. You are cursed with hatred and low IQ. Now don't lemme curse proper for this your display of elephantine idiocy. I'm just pitying you because if I should empty some dirty words to you, you won't sleep this night. Hypertension will just kill you for nothing. Pig.

Btw, why is Cynthia not responding and you are responding ... Oh alternate moniker, jobless pigs.

GetCofOProperty:
But Why erase it when in actual fact the TRIBAL MARKS should be her SELLING POINT? Something unique that separate her from the crowd which Americans and the world may never have experienced before in the world of modelling... I give it to her jare. This lady go soon blow! You can bet it.

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It's not too late for you to blow and have something unique too, go mark your face with heavy marks. Something not good is simply not good., I hate tribal marks with passion.

Africans are close to apes, why would someone mark another human being's face like this.

Quite interesting, believe me, this revolution will change the world.

Welcome to the world of renewable energies.

The future is coming, yes a future will come when everything will be completely wireless. We haven't achieved wireless yet if I must tell you the truth.

Now let me tell you about witricity. Same way, Bluetooth, Wi-Fi operates and you share files or connect to internet without cables, same way the future holds for electricity. A future will come when the people of that generation will never connect cables to anything. Appliances, automobiles, mobile devices etc will all be powered using WI-Tricity. You get home and connect your phone to electricity same way you connect to WI-Fi, you power your cars in the road same way, you run your appliances connected to a Wireless source.

There would be no longer cables on the street, transformers would have been extinct and Wat we will have would be electric mast and towers. Isn't it interesting.

They should leave them to abuse if they want.

The world is getting over populated leading to adverse effects. The world is not meant for man alone and human activities.
The law of selective survival should be allowed to play, the senseless and useless ones in the society should be purged out through drug abuse, let them drug themselves to death. And those that refused to die should be rehabilitated by injecting them with compounds to make them sterile or reduce their life spans.

Also, the regions like the northern part known for breeding almajaris which are menaces to the society should be supplied genetic modified organisms in the form of aids and rescue mission to reduce their life spans and make them sterile. There are also plans to produce vaccines capable of inciting violent traits and activating hormones and chemical reactions in the brain, thus they kill one another at slightest provocation. These vaccines will be introduced to them inform of aid as well, afterall, we are aiding the world.

Drastic actions should be taken to save our planet if the people have refused to control their birthrate. Diseases, wars are not killing faster. The HIV we created in the lab to scare people into using condoms isn't helping faster either.

Save planet earth, it's the only hone we have for now till science is able to find another habitable planet or make a planet habitable

Westaslave2:
Knw it as u av cursed cyynthiakiss ! I put my hand on my breast n lay an abominable curse on u n ur generation 2 come! D pains common man faces 2 put food on d table,d blood of innocent unijos students killed ,d suicide committed by common man , d pains of orphans ,d death of parents who was killed by ur master fulani buhari n d death of christian clergy wl forever haunt u 4 cursing cynthia a lady who better gud nigeria ...heaven is my witness ,Mind u my curse wl come 2 pass !

First, let me greet you with the peace of the universe.
Since you have decided go put your hands into things you don't know, have you heard of boomerang, as you have imagined, so shall it befall in return with a force which is equal and opposite.

Well know this, I did not just curse Cynthia, she's fake, she's among those propagating Yoruba muslim/ Christian hatred on nairaland.. Cynthia claims to be a Yoruba Christian who speaks hate speech against yoruba Muslim, a method to inspire hatred and cause division. My reason for trashing him/her has nothing to do with atiku/buhari but you jumped from no where and begin to spit venom which is surely going to fall on your head.

Now tell me, do you think you have displayed any atom of wisdom and sense by senselessly quoting me without understanding the genesis? The person I quoted did not respond because he/she knows it's guilty. Didnt wonder why?

Do you think that the breast you just touched shouldn't rotten with breast cancer? If I curse you that way, am I not justified because I've done no wrong to you.

Now tell me, which curse will work, mine or yours because I did no wrong to you, well I forgive you because you did it out of ignorance and a low IQ , peace unto everyone.

Blacks are nothing but slaves in the hands of Arabs, killing blacks is justified as blacks are seen as curses from Allah. But aren't we slaves when our people follow their religion like slaves, same as the jews

Ipob begging desperately to be slave of the Fulani. Interesting, who says love can't be found in the most unexpected of all situations.

yemaldo:

CyynthiaKiss, is one of those propagating Yoruba Muslim/christian division on nairaland and deserves the curse because it's only an animal that will want to promote division where there is none.
Nothing like Yoruba muslim/christian prejudice. But people like CyynthiaKiss come to nairalans to claim being Yoruba Christian and start spitting out venom and hatred.

CyynthiaKiss can you hear me, if you know truly you are Yoruba, may all the blessings of the bible locate you otherwise may all the disasters of the bible locate you and your lineage in 10 folds in Jesus name. Amen!!!!

CyynthiaKiss:
Yoruba never determined Nig president in 1999. Youruba voted massively for Olu Falae. Ask yourself why Obasanjo is hated in Yoruba land. Stop Rewriting the history. Obasanjo was rejected by Yorubas.
Igbos voted Obasanjo and he won while majority Yoruba's were busy cursing him.
Igbos supported Yaradu, he won .
Igbos supported Jonathan in 2011.... He won while Yoruba's were busy romancing Tinibu with his then regional ACN party.

Forget what ethnic and religious politics that happened in 2015. This time around, it's going to be fire for fire. North Vs North. Muslin Vs Muslim

Mind you... I am Yoruba

If you are telling the truth that you're are Yoruba, you will prosper.
But if you are telling a lie, may all the curses in that Bible you believe in fall on you and your lineage.

oodualover:
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You are ibo you clown

Will u mind Cynthia. Everybody want to be Yoruba

CyynthiaKiss:
Yoruba never determined Nig president in 1999. Youruba voted massively for Olu Falae. Ask yourself why Obasanjo is hated in Yoruba land. Stop Rewriting the history. Obasanjo was rejected by Yorubas.
Igbos voted Obasanjo and he won while majority Yoruba's were busy cursing him.
Igbos supported Yaradu, he won .
Igbos supported Jonathan in 2011.... He won while Yoruba's are busy romancing Tinibu with his then regional ACN party.

Forget what ethnic and religious politics that happened in 2015. This time around, it's going to be fire for fire. North Vs North. Muslin Vs Muslim

Mind you... I am Yoruba

Ori e ti gbana.

Falae Vs Obj.
It was a win win for Yoruba.
Obasanjo a Yoruba man brought your Gej
Tinubu a yoruba man brought your Buhari.

Adadioranma79:
You no get problem at all dear

Thank you jare. You will prosper.

IbrahimDamola:
Can you imagine the shameless effontery of SW begging for VP ticket of a party they loathed. While others were slaving (SESS) to keep the opposition afloat, yoruba were mocking it and trying to kill it. Now they are cap in hand begging for VP slot of a party they detest.

yorubas make una try dey get shame small na. haba!

Use your tongue to count your teeth.

Yourbas play politics well, they flow with power, check it out, since 1999, Yoruba have been determining your next leaders,.
Obasanjo brought Gej and Yaradua for you. Obansanjo turned against Gej. The jagabans brought you your present government. Everyone knows very well yorubas are needed to take power. Can that be said of the iPobs who are so irrelevant because of their rigid style of politics and chest beating.

Any party that Yoruba is not strongly invovled in 2019 will not win. Sorry, it's your atiku that should be begging for Yoruba support.

IbrahimDamola:
It is not your business what any Easterner forgets or remember, play your politics let others play theirs. SW will not produce two VP candidates at the same time. If Osibande can step down for Joe Ibokwe or Ngige, maybe we'll consider giving you PDP VP slot.

You hated PDP and kicked them out of your region, if not for Eastern social media intellectuals (whom you zombierudeen lots love to call 'ipobs' whether they are pro-Biafra or not) PDP would have become moribund and extinct.

Sw wanted PDP dead so thiefnuubu can lord over southern nigeria and almost succeeded. Why should you be awarded by the party for trying to kill the opposition party?

Nope, no emotions, the VP ticket can't go SW. Pick your towel where you bathed.

You can have the VP slot for the election, after election, don't be too heart broken because there's no way Atiku will win.

Keep wining election on social media, let the mafias in Apc be strategizing how to beat pdp black blue come 2019. I repeat, atiku cannot win the election. You know deep within you.
Atiku knows himself he can't win.

I pray atiku picks his vice president from the ipob region, to make it easier for APC to trash him black and blue.
My heart goes out to the ipobs that will suffer an unrecoverable heart break after election. I advise all routes to lagoon be closed till further notice immediately after election... Till they start their biafra or death again for the next 4 years.

IamAtikulate:
It is the SW that is begging for the VP. We are not begging, we are taking it.

So what are u doing now? Your really want it.

Whichever, Atiku cannot win the election, that's the bitter truth. My heart only goes out to all the ipobs whose heart would be broken beyond repair after election, then you will begin to scream biafra again for the next 4 years.

IbrahimDamola:
You cannot threaten anybody. The SW has a sizeable population of non-indigenes, you've always acknowledged that when beating your chest about your 'development and sophistication'. They make up more than 30-40% of the SW population, many of who are Easterners, SSners, NorthEasterners, Mbelters and even pro-Atiku Northwesterners. So you see my friend, yorubas are not 100% in control of the SW voting population. It's just reality.

Atiku will do well in SW and get at least 40% in the SW, yorubas cannot give him more than that even if he chooses a SW VP candidate based on what we've seen from them in recent times.

Now ipob suddenly seem to have forgotten biafra or death. I wonder how many of them will jump inside lagoon after election because the bitter truth they can't handle yet until it dawn on them, buahri will win next election...

Shuku0kukobambi:
lai lai, it won't happen. You've been told you have no stake in PDP and it won't stop today.

PDP is for SE and they're due the VP ticket.

Any SW PDP chieftain should find something else to campaign for Atiku with

Ipob begging desperately to be slave of the Fulani. Interesting, who says love can't be found in the most unexpected of all situations.

This woman is too ugly to be a vice president.