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Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 9:55pm On Jun 23, 2023

Phillipson02:
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waspopping Phil?

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 9:57pm On Jun 23, 2023

EnemyofGod2:
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Heaven and hellfire doesn't exist.

God, Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist, there's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence.no man Born of woman has ever proof the existence of God,OP ,I challenge anyone here to proof me wrong.

It beat my imagination that in 21th century there's some group of people who still believe heaven or HELLFIRE existed.

Believing the existence of God is a symptoms of primitivity of mentality, primordial sensibility, retrogressive discretion, bankruptcy of ideology and cerebral sclerosis.

Atheists yawns!!! 😩😞

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by EnemyofGod2: 10:09pm On Jun 23, 2023

Leiylau:
Atheists yawns!!! 😩😞

Is that all what you have to say ?

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 10:45pm On Jun 23, 2023

Leiylau:
you are sure of heaven ;aren't you? And Hello Mr koboj you act as if you know heaven more than Abraham, isaac and Jacob combined.

What is known of Heaven is that which is written and if you stuck to just that rather than include that which is of your imagination, you will note the same things I have. For instance, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob are not in Heaven but are rather still sleeping in their graves. undecided

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 10:48pm On Jun 23, 2023

Leiylau:
Mr koboj? but those who are born again came from dust and return to dust then goes to heaven or hell, don't they ?

If you read the entire passage of Genesis 3 vs 19 - 24 You will also learn that it is those who do not earn eternal life, by virtue of unbelief in God, that are slated to return to dust. Others who earn eternal life in this life do not.. undecided

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Maynmann: 10:50pm On Jun 23, 2023

Kobojunkie:
What is known of Heaven is that which is written and if you stuck to just that rather than include that which is of your imagination, you will note the same things I have. For instance, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob are not in Heaven but are rather still sleeping in their graves.

Neither abraham, isaac and jacob spoke English, hence they couldn’t say “heaven”, how did they say “heaven” and does it mean the imaginations you have now.

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Maynmann: 10:54pm On Jun 23, 2023

Kobojunkie:
If you read the entire passage of Genesis 3 vs 19 - 24 You will also learn that it is those who do not earn eternal life, by virtue of unbelief in God, that are slated to return to dust. Others who earn eternal life in this life do not..

You can see that after the gods finished their cursing, what did adam say to his woman?
It was the first time he gave a name to the woman because she was “mother of all living”.
Adam was not bothered.
You can also see in 3 vs 22, adam and eve has become “one of them”, unlike before when they were created in the “images of them”.
The garden was created for the images of elohim, adam and eve had no use for the garden, they could create their own as they are elohim themselves. wink

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by EMILO2STAY(m): 11:35pm On Jun 23, 2023

dazzlingd:
The rapture will eventually occur, and the wonderful christians who accepted and believed in Jesus as their lord as personal savior will be saved and will get heavenly reward of eternal bliss.
On the other hand, several billions of unbelievers who unfortunately never got saved will start their journey of eternal damnation and gnashing of teeth.
People like sisterfire, hardmirror, Ahasco, Seun, all nairaland non Christians and several others.

Let’s assume first day after judgment:

Day 1 : people like Righteousness, jiggaz ,kobojunkie, anas09 and several other Christians made it to heaven. The joy in their hearts. Full of smiles, congratulating one another and tears of joy flowing through their cheeks. They can’t just control the excitement. Oh finally! The war is over and we made it. They will get to meet Jesus their beloved and even get to see the almighty God. It is the greatest achievement a soul can ever and would ever achieve.

MIXED FEELINGS

Then the next thing is each person begin to check around if their closest family member made it, their sweet mum or dad or grandparents, daughter, favorite uncle or aunt, sons, sisters or favorite brother. Imagine someone whose parents or sweet brother died years ago and have been waiting for this opportunity to meet in eternity.
Unfortunately, they have their first heartbreak in heaven, not all their family members of friends made it. Somebody sweet mother is with leiylau burning in hell and screaming in excruciating pains.

Someone sweet brother is with dazzlinggd and biting in hell, or it could be their sweet cousins, favorite uncles, nieces or nephews. They couldn’t believe it. How horrible, the tears of joy begin to turn to sadness.

people like you justify what atheists say about a Christian. you have typed nonsense but think you have made sense.

dont mention people you think Will be in heaven or hell because you are not the gate keeper of either. christ said to the Pharisees that the harlots and tax collectors will enter the kingdom before them. this is a people who think they are holier or righteous. mathew 21:31

secondly no body will look for sweet mom or dad or brother or sister in heaven because every believer is as your mother and father and brother and sisters. mathew 19:29 And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life.

and no one will argonize about a lost loved one since we are now all with christ.
mathew 10:37. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

AND LASTLY NO ONE WILL BURN FOREVER IN HELL .malachi4:1&3 For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.

3: You shall trample the wicked, For they shall be ASHES under the soles of your feet
On the day that I do this,” Says the LORD of hosts.

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 11:44pm On Jun 23, 2023

EMILO2STAY:
people like you justify what atheists say about a Christian. you have typed nonsense but think you have made sense.

dont mention people you think Will be in heaven or hell because you are not the gate keeper of either. christ said to the Pharisees that the harlots and tax collectors will enter the kingdom before them. this is a people who think they are holier or righteous. mathew 21:31

secondly no body will look for sweet mom or dad or brother or sister in heaven because every believer is as your mother and father and brother and sisters. mathew 19:29 And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life.

and no one will argonize about a lost loved one since we are now all with christ.
mathew 10:37. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

AND LASTLY NO ONE WILL BURN FOREVER IN HELL .malachi4:1&3 For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly , shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.

3: You shall trample the wicked, For they shall be ASHES under the soles of your feet
On the day that I do this,” Says the LORD of hosts.

You are right, heaven is perfect peace and joy. Once you enter that place, all your feelings and connections will be reprogrammed like a perfect robot. You will no longer have any feeling for your loved ones anymore. Even if your sweet mother is burning in hell, you will feel nothing

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Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 12:16am On Jun 24, 2023

10,000 YEARS IN HEAVEN

Ten thousand years have passed by, and remember your only purpose is to worship and serve God. Sing his praises and dance to him.

Well the good news is that you have become so good at that, you have been singing, worshiping and dancing for 10,000 years.

You have switched roles from singing, to drumming to playing heavenly instruments to writing and composing new songs, to dancing. You have danced all the dancing steps you know, you even did thriller dance for God, you were so excited to see God laughing heartily as the thriller dance step.
You have stepped dance, dance makosa, done cultural dance, moonwalk, azonto, focus, skelewu. You have done various shifts. There’s nothing you haven’t done for God who doesn’t sleep not blink, just sitting on his throne smiling and nodding heartily.

It’s another day in heaven to do fulfill your purpose in heaven. So you get ready for the day’s task, thinking of what dance step to do

Jesus passes by your street together with Noah, you peeped through your window and saw them, you wonder where they are strolling to. You are not bothered. You saw the Bible Ruth rushing to praising ground with so much energy and you couldn’t just help where she gets such energy from, (like, see this Ruth sef, na only her dey this heaven, Aba, just too much energy. Na wa oo)

Then you have a flash back on your first week in heaven, you remembered when you first saw Ruth and wanted to pass out in excitement, or when you first met Noah, same Noah that passed by your window and you weren’t bothered…. How time flies, even in heaven

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 12:25am On Jun 24, 2023

100,000 YEARS IN HEAVEN

THE BOREDOM

In the beginning was the world, and God became bored and he created the angels to dance and sing for him. Some angels rebelled against him after getting too much wings, and there was war in heaven. God with his angels fought well and defeated the rebellion. And God created Man in his own image, to multiply, dance, sing and worship him. And if man won’t do it, he will raise stones to worship him. That’s how important worship is to God.

Now this is heaven, the purest form of existence, with the saints. The saints have been here for about 100,000 years worshiping and singing all day.
The only thing they have achieved in heaven is worshiping and praising God. Unfortunately, just as God got bored in the beginning, the saints are beginning to get bored. They have sang all the songs they literally know and heavenly bliss is becoming heavenly boredom

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by EMILO2STAY(m): 12:43am On Jun 24, 2023

dazzlingd:

You are right, heaven is perfect peace and joy. Once you enter that place, all your feelings and connections will be reprogrammed like a perfect robot. You will no longer have any feeling for your loved ones anymore. Even if your sweet mother is burning in hell, you will feel nothing

every thing is not a joke. your mother cannot give you eternal life neither can she creat you. as a christian you are a member of the family of God who created you and gave you eternal life when you place your faith in christ and become part of the body or family in christ . 1 corinthians 12:13.

the parable of the good Samaritan is meant to illustrate that your brother is not necessarily your brother because you share same heritage but because he shows love and care irrespective of bloodline or heritag. as a Christian love is at the center of every action taken in relation to a fellow human beign. when we have love for one another then are we brothers and sister.

if any burns in hell ,then they have no love for christ and fellow human beign and so cannot enter the kingdom where love reigns.

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 12:49am On Jun 24, 2023

HEAVENLY BOREDOM

You have spent over 100,000 years here. No longer like the first day, you have met all your favorite Bible characters over and over again. You see Jesus like water, you dance and sing to God every single day.
You no longer feel that excitement, but you have no choice, you must dance for God!

You looked over and saw righteousness22 with this fake smile. You know that’s not how he started in heaven. He has like 7 mansions in heaven made of Gold all to himself. Yet he seems to be losing the spark too.

You are on the dancing floor singing and dancing, and there is Bible Ruth, dancing beside you today. You hate being beside her, her own is just too much, you though to yourself. Since day one, she no dey tire. You decided to ask her about what keeps her going after 100,000 years. Even Esther and Mary seems to have lost some morale.

The dancing floor was no longer like day one, people murmur while dancing, some try their best to keep a smiling face but you could tell the fake smiles. But there’s God on his heavenly throne, smiling and nodding heartily.

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Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:36am On Jun 24, 2023

EMILO2STAY:
people like you justify what atheists say about a Christian. you have typed nonsense but think you have made sense.

dont mention people you think Will be in heaven or hell because you are not the gate keeper of either. christ said to the Pharisees that the harlots and tax collectors will enter the kingdom before them. this is a people who think they are holier or righteous. mathew 21:31

secondly no body will look for sweet mom or dad or brother or sister in heaven because every believer is as your mother and father and brother and sisters. mathew 19:29 And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life.

and no one will argonize about a lost loved one since we are now all with christ.
mathew 10:37. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

AND LASTLY NO ONE WILL BURN FOREVER IN HELL .malachi4:1&3 For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.

3: You shall trample the wicked, For they shall be ASHES under the soles of your feet
On the day that I do this,” Says the LORD of hosts.

U dn't Know shii abou phenomenal dazzling he ain't no godammn atheist. Hell no!!!
You all do some research than sit your lazy asses down sprewing woe'vo!

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:38am On Jun 24, 2023

EMILO2STAY:
people like you justify what atheists say about a Christian. you have typed nonsense but think you have made sense.

dont mention people you think Will be in heaven or hell because you are not the gate keeper of either. christ said to the Pharisees that the harlots and tax collectors will enter the kingdom before them. this is a people who think they are holier or righteous. mathew 21:31

secondly no body will look for sweet mom or dad or brother or sister in heaven because every believer is as your mother and father and brother and sisters. mathew 19:29 And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life.

and no one will argonize about a lost loved one since we are now all with christ.
mathew 10:37. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

AND LASTLY NO ONE WILL BURN FOREVER IN HELL .malachi4:1&3 For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.

3: You shall trample the wicked, For they shall be ASHES under the soles of your feet
On the day that I do this,” Says the LORD of hosts.

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:43am On Jun 24, 2023

EnemyofGod2:

Is that all what you have to say ?

Oh yeahh!!! You don't just go around assuming no immortal exists because Yahweh destroyed earth with his Religion. You do that? That aren't alryt! shocked

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:44am On Jun 24, 2023

Kobojunkie y are u up already aren't you asleep in Nigeria ?

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 3:44am On Jun 24, 2023

Leiylau:
U dn't Know shii abou phenomenal dazzling he ain't no godammn atheist. Hell no!!!
You all do some research than sit your lazy asses down sprewing woe'vo!

OK. So you are not an atheists but someone with an overactive imagination? I ask because 99.99999% of what you have written here of what is Heaven in the Kingdom of God is drawn from fables. undecided

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 3:45am On Jun 24, 2023

Leiylau:
Kobojunkie y are u up already aren't you asleep in Nigeria ?

Did I ever tell you that I am in Nigeria? undecided

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:46am On Jun 24, 2023

Kobojunkie:
Did I ever tell you that I am in Nigeria?

where are you from dear koboj? Are you in mexico ?

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:48am On Jun 24, 2023

Kobojunkie:
OK. So you are not an atheists but someone with an overactive imagination? I ask because 99.99999% of what you have written here of what is Heaven in the Kingdom of God is drawn from fables.

dazzling isn't making no things up ! He talks likely reality of heaven which you Africans don't wanna know abou!

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 3:49am On Jun 24, 2023

Leiylau:
where are you from dear koboj? Are you in mexico ?

I am in a good place. undecided

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 3:52am On Jun 24, 2023

Leiylau:
dazzling isn't making no things up ! He talks likely reality of heaven which you Africans don't wanna know abou!

Given that there are so many deities out there and hence so many different heavens, I am just making it clear that his ideas of heaven do not in anyway coincide with that which is the Kingdom of God promised in Scripture to the Lost sheep of Israel. undecided

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:54am On Jun 24, 2023

Kobojunkie:
OK. So you are not an atheists but someone with an overactive imagination? I ask because 99.99999% of what you have written here of what is Heaven in the Kingdom of God is drawn from fables.

😱😱😱😱😱Wait alredy koboj I checked ur profile and U av bin here since 2007, I was barely walking nor talking ryt then . I really thought you are some lil Du......... Neva mind outhie!

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:55am On Jun 24, 2023

Kobojunkie:
I am in a good place.

In heaven or purgatory? Damnit koboj no place is good on earth . Like hell🙄

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 3:59am On Jun 24, 2023

Leiylau:
In heaven or purgatory? Damnit koboj no place is good on earth . Like hell🙄

That depends on the delusion that forms your reality I guess, but for me, I am in a good place. undecided

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:59am On Jun 24, 2023

Kobojunkie:
Given that there are so many deities out there and hence so many different heavens, I am just making it clear that his ideas of heaven do not in anyway coincide with that which is the Kingdom of God promised in Scripture to the Lost sheep of Israel.

stop talking already ! No deities in your African Terraine stop killing ur own culture because of your past slave masters Mr koboj.
What In the name of thor are you thinking ?

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 4:03am On Jun 24, 2023

Leiylau:
■ stop talking already ! No deities in your African Terraine stop killing ur own culture because of your past slave masters Mr koboj.
What In the name of thor are you thinking ?

1. You are already more than aware that I loathe it when you resort to rambling. Stop flailing all over the place and focus already.

Again, Given that there are so many deities out there and hence so many different heavens, I am just making it clear that his ideas of heaven do not in anyway coincide with that which is the Kingdom of God promised in Scripture to the Lost sheep of Israel. undecided

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by BigCowHornn: 6:56am On Jun 24, 2023

Phillipson02:

@ the bolded reminds me of my second wive anas09 , she is an epitome of hate and envy , she go make heaven sha

Only of you are man enough to take care of your wives and not the other way around

Simping puppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Maynmann: 6:57am On Jun 24, 2023

EMILO2STAY:
every thing is not a joke. your mother cannot give you eternal life neither can she creat you. as a christian you are a member of the family of God who created you and gave you eternal life when you place your faith in christ and become part of the body or family in christ . 1 corinthians 12:13.

Without your mothers and fathers who created you you won’t be here.

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Maynmann: 6:59am On Jun 24, 2023

Kobojunkie:
Again, Given that there are so many deities out there and hence so many different heavens, I am just making it clear that his ideas of heaven do not in anyway coincide with that which is the Kingdom of God promised in Scripture to the Lost sheep of Israel.

And this god abraham, issac and jacob talk about is not “yahweh”? cheesy

Again, Old Testament or New Testament weren’t written in English.
What’s “kingdom” as said in those “scriptures”.
https://www.nairaland.com/7695064/kingdom-heavens

Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by EMILO2STAY(m): 7:03am On Jun 24, 2023

Maynmann:

Without your mothers and fathers who created you you won’t be here.

your parents are vessels used to bring you into this world. you cannot love mother and father more than God because he is the ultimate parent whom we carry the life he put in us.

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