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FashionRe: Does Wearing Necklace Makes A Man Irresponsible ? by DAZZLINGM(f): 5:06pm On Sep 21, 2013
Different strokes for different folks... personally i don't see anything wrong with it. i bought a gold chain for my bobo and i love it when i see it on him smiley cool However i have a little reservation about those gangster, dog like kinda chain when i see it on guys, i get to wonder if they are going for a show to perform as an artist yet i won't judge them as irresponsible. But seriously you just see some guys and u know they are irresponsible, those kinda guys makes the believe of irresponsibility rob off on the responsible ones.

#mythoughts#
FoodRe: What Do You Do With Food Given To You During Festive Period? by DAZZLINGM(f): 4:56pm On Aug 12, 2013
DAZZLING M: Depends on who brings the food during the festive period. i won't because it's a festive period just take and consume whatever it is that was brought, my mum did not do that either.

It's beyond religion. i can never forget the alhaja i grew up to know who gave me and my brother a plate of food one afternoon when we came back from school (pry sch), prior to that day, my mum told us she had a dream that someone gave us food and it was poisoned, she said she did not see who it was in d dream but we should as usual not eat or take anything without her knowledge. Alhaja gave me the food and said it was for me and my brother, i took it in and showed my elder sis cos my mum was not yet back, my sister threw it away and told my mum when she came back much later in the evening. the following morning on our way to the car, going to schl alhaja came out, saw me and my brother and the first thing she said phrased as a question was ' chidi tola, nothing happened to you? (she asked in yoruba as she is not good in english), i ran back inside to tell my mum. Yet her husband, an alhaji, is such a good man so also is the second wife and they are also muslims, alhaji never hesitates to apologize for her actions cos she is just a wicked person. that's y i said its beyond religion. Most of the time, our nature (character, attitude etc) that defines us comes to play a lot in our daily lives which will surely be attributed to our religion.

sorry for the long essay smiley and also for digressing a little kiss
FoodRe: What Do You Do With Food Given To You During Festive Period? by DAZZLINGM(f): 4:49pm On Aug 12, 2013
Depends on who brings the food during the festive period. i won't because it's a festive period just take and consume whatever it is that was brought, my mum did not do that either.

It's beyond religion. i can never forget the alhaja i grew up to know who gave me and my brother a plate of food one afternoon when we came back from school (pry sch), prior to that day, my mum told us she had a dream that someone gave us food and it was poisoned, she said she did not see who it was in d dream but we should as usual not eat or take anything without her knowledge. Alhaja gave me the food and said it was for me and my brother, i took it in and showed my elder sis cos my mum was not yet back, my sister threw it away and told my mum when she came back much later in the evening. the following morning on our way to the car, going to schl alhaja came out, saw me and my brother and the first thing she said phrased as a question was ' chidi tola, nothing happened to you? (she asked in yoruba as she is not good in english), i ran back inside to tell my mum. Yet her husband, an alhaji, is such a good man so also is the second wife and they are also muslims, alhaji neber hesitates to apologize for her actions cos she is just a wicked person. that's y i said its beyond religion. Most of the time, our nature (character, attitude etc) that defines us comes to play a lot in our daily lives which will surely be attributed to our religion.

sorry for the long essay smiley and also for digressing a little kiss
CelebritiesRe: Joselyn Dumas At A Gym (Picture) by DAZZLINGM(f): 5:37pm On Jul 27, 2013
SimonAndal:
Y U Do Dis, OP? Y U So Dumb?
Y U Do Dis, mod? Y U So Daft?
Y U Do Dis, Joselyn? Y U So Attention-Seeking?
Y U Do Dis, SimonAndal? Y U Waste Your MB?
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy this got me laughing i just had to come out of my closet as an observer.

*gone back to being a silent member of NL*
Jokes EtcRe: BG PREMIERING :(Mr Pawmapaw Parts 1, 2, 3, 4 , 5 and 6)---DONT MISS THIS by DAZZLINGM(f): 12:58pm On Jul 04, 2013
Bin d freaking gbagbo, grin grin grin your thread still makes me laugh mostly because people's comment adds to the humor and most times make up for your jokes especially when the jokes are silly. I applaud you for the fact that you try to create your own jokes, well done. wink
Jokes EtcRe: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by DAZZLINGM(f): 6:17pm On Sep 24, 2012
odizzy: vicky u made a wrong choice, urs soppose to be vulture
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy lwkmd o!
~vicky~:
wdf..i hate you angry
vicky pay no attention to odizzy,he is obviously a naughty boy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Vicky And Booqee #PROJAN by DAZZLINGM(f): 1:53pm On Sep 21, 2012
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy this is indeed funny.loolll
Music/RadioRe: Nigezie Or Kennis Music Channel: Which Is Better. by DAZZLINGM(f): 1:03pm On Aug 04, 2012
kennis music undecided with the world famous fools keke and d1 tonguetongue
i give it to nigezie jare, tho both aint up to par with soundcity. cool
Jokes EtcRe: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by DAZZLINGM(f): 3:50pm On May 11, 2012
Ajibel, where have u been? good to have you back. av missed ur comments/critique, it sure does make me laugh and wonder wat a mean, blunt crazy person you are. grin have you heard from Bin da freaking gbagbo? i kinda miss dat dude and his insult/yab-generating-thread.
HealthRe: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by DAZZLINGM(f): 5:45pm On Apr 19, 2012
Hi y'all! my name is DazzlingM. i came across this thread yesterday and i kinda liked it cos it was motivating and inspiring. am sooo very intrested in losing weight but i honestly can't tell u wat i weigh cos i don't even know. i av started cutting down on my food intake and d kinda food i eat, i guess i can call it dieting. for the little input even as unstable as it is,i can tell there is a difference by my trousers and belt hole and i can't help but wonder wat it would be like if i put my heart n soul into dis weight loss thingy. i av stopped eating late nights,any time after 7pm i don't eat again all i do is take fruits or vegetable and eko but i av nothing concrete for breakfast and lunch. for instance,i ate gala dis afternoon and had boiled plantain for breakfast. can my gala intake affect my dieting plan? cos i eat it when am in a no option level of hunger. i learnt a lot reading on others routine and suggestions and i hope to start up something for myself most especially excercising.

i want to start with a 3month target. pls can u advise me on wat to do?

Thank you.
Jokes EtcRe: Your Phone Number by DAZZLINGM(f): 1:18pm On Apr 07, 2012
Looools @ akpos! Thanks swtchicgurl,dat was intresting.
kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by DAZZLINGM(f): 4:29pm On Apr 03, 2012
Hmmmm! This is going to be intresting. Do stay tuned as we report to you live from the nairaland house of representative. This is Dazzling M reporting for BIN t.v .
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The Most Annoying Poster In This Section? Etc by DAZZLINGM(f): 5:43am On Apr 01, 2012
Bin da freaking gbagbo,aw are u?
Donkollione,Booqee,Bunmioguns,Swtchicgurl,Mikus,Otooro,Mcnepow,Dani,Ruqaya... etc I dey Hail Ooooh!!!
Jokes EtcRe: BRAZIL 2014 by DAZZLINGM(f): 3:56pm On Mar 09, 2012
grin grin grin stupid boi!
Jokes EtcRe: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by DAZZLINGM(f): 11:55am On Mar 09, 2012
smiley smiley smiley u tried dani1luv, tho i dint crack up laughing but i had smiles on my face. weldone.
Jokes EtcRe: Omg! Can't Stop! by DAZZLINGM(f): 12:53pm On Feb 24, 2012
Guys relax,don't be too quick to criticise and condemn. you can always find humor in the seemingly silly things.

swtchicgurl:
*gives ode remo a cup of tea with rat poison* embarassed embarassed

now i can have some rest!!!!! angry angry angry angry
grin grin grin grin i find this funny!
Onyiclassic:
If no b bin b dis make i know
grin grin grin
switchicgurl, u are begining to have some similarities with Bin. grin grin permit me to say u are a naughty girl. wink
Jokes EtcRe: Front Page Suggestions From Jokes Section by DAZZLINGM(f): 2:14pm On Feb 21, 2012
Ajibel:
Hey why dont u, Dani say we should come up with threads which can make the front page section like; . . . . . . . . . . . . .






i'd tell you later not now privately
Hey Ajibel, hi. where have u been?i kinda missed ur posts,mostly on bin bgabgo's thread. wink grin
Jokes EtcRe: Projan News### 4th Edition by DAZZLINGM(f): 2:04pm On Feb 21, 2012
Weldone Bin gbagbo, PROJAN rocks cos u guys always humor me wink smiley grin
Jokes EtcRe: Klichko Vs. Chisora, Npjc Vs Projan by DAZZLINGM(f): 1:52pm On Feb 21, 2012
grin grin grin i like this thread and i hope u don't mind if i comment.it's funny but i think it's bin gbagbo and donkollione that made it funny. ode remo if u team up with this guys it will be a good disaster, cos u are funny too but i guess u like being their opposer. grin grin grin (i follow u guys well,u know,dis projan vs njpc thing.lol)

switchgurl is funny too,she strikes me as someone who is friendly and playful like idowuogbo n booquee.

if u permit me i will give u my own opinion on the two cult group,but not on this thread.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by DAZZLINGM(f): 5:18pm On Feb 18, 2012
This has been a very very entertaining thread! idowuogbo u are my most intresting female player.y are u for the romance section?u would pass to me as the best for joke  grin grin grin. Bin u try well well,nice one.  kiss wink
Jokes EtcRe: Serious Fight by DAZZLINGM(f): 3:43pm On Feb 17, 2012
bunmioguns:
*climb on Bin Gbagbo's shoulder to exit frm d thread*
grin grin grin grin grin

dat's the only post i find funny in this thread.
Jokes EtcRe: Conversation Between 190, Mr Cork And ~killz~ by DAZZLINGM(f): 4:37pm On Feb 15, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

yeeeh my stomach is paining me o. wat a funny thread. pls aw soon is part 2 coming out?
Jokes EtcRe: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by DAZZLINGM(f): 3:23pm On Feb 01, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin
nice joke.weldone!
Jokes EtcRe: Queen'b Didnt Keep To Her Promise: *hot Joke* (projan) by DAZZLINGM(f): 3:45pm On Jan 27, 2012
DONkollione:
^^@bin


may u live long like bumnioguns ppeniss! grin
booqee:
Donkulikuli!
DONkollione:
no dey call me kuli kuli again #last warning! >
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Donkollione and bin gbagbo. i don't know who will pass for the most crazy between the two of you. d comments from ur post/thread is wat kills me with laughter. u guys are just something else. studio cfr is much more sane than u two,loool,i like his thread too.
Jokes EtcRe: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by DAZZLINGM(f): 2:59pm On Jan 27, 2012
u dis donkollione, uah just a case
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by DAZZLINGM(f): 2:29pm On Jan 24, 2012
Is the above post in line with the thread?
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Give A Christmas Shout-out To Someone Special Here by DAZZLINGM(f): 4:57pm On Dec 24, 2011
Merry christmas to everyone, most especially to those who made me look forward to opening the nairaland site everyday which, eventually made me become a member.

To[b] idowuogbo[/b], 190, bin gbagbo, studio cfr, mr cork, mrs chima, el guapo, booqee, freecocoa, kellynoah, ben-10, jackpot, element G, ode remo not forgetting ajibel.

thanks for making nairaland intresting for me, bin gbagbo and studio cfr you guys make me laugh like crazy, d comments dat follows your thread or post (ajibel) is just enof to keep me laughing. i wish u all a very merry christmas and a prosperous new year.

thank u.
Jokes EtcRe: The blind fisherman! by DAZZLINGM(f): 2:52pm On Nov 25, 2011
Could'nt make sense of the joke but can't stop laughing at the comments. grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Please Help, Buki (boogee) Has Charmed Me by DAZZLINGM(f): 12:24pm On Nov 24, 2011
hmmm!

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