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@Google, yes o, wonder y they cancelled ur vote, guess they don't want moi and ur money maker gettin tgeda for a victory celebration make ur vote count joor

oNe

Hehehe, maybe they need another badly hidden subliminal to rekill a nighuurr!

And the winner is, is,

oNe

Infantile rascalism, we'l take it up once votin is done,

oNe

Street, act the last part of ur name,aiite. Tot u voted and given reasons for ur vote.
Y not let others do theirs?
Plus if its d SILLY that didn't ryme with CUPID that's boggin u u shudda known its d bot, I had $t#pid there, same for others like POo and dRoPPINGs, stop sayin I don't ryhme its nauseating, thank u.

oNe

Seein some funny comments alredi, but I'reserve all comment till voting is done, cc: Streetwize,E.
Ibime, good lookin.I gatchu.

oNe

Phewww. . barz in!


oNe

Ibimeeeeee, seriously?! Na wa o, E be like say u don jinx me o, lol.
Gimme few more mins, gosh!

oNe

@ibime, wow, ma knees are tremblin alredi! :O errrmm, so u sayin we shud move it to after work tday?, ok errmm, 9pm tday then, hav to stay late at work to tidy ma few scribbles. 9pm today deadlone it is!

oNe

OFOKALITY, ur body too dey pepper! So u don't think this is me gettin back at u for the things u were sayin? C'mon, and here u are shoutin maturity, go and sit down joor. Iv told u before learn to take half of the joke u dish out, t'wil make u a beta person.

oNe

Well, I aint heavy on multies, wordplay is ma thing, infact that's ma attraction to this thing, all I need hear is a word and I just build d play in in, next u know d play thing is whoopin nigazz butts. Stashing? Barely

oNe

Hehehe, sure u loadin ur BB as we speak, plus I noticed ur last bars was from ur BB too and they were well aligned! Its hard enuff me typin ordinary reply, I'm sure u hav a special BB aps.lol. Ok then 32lines.deadline 9pm wed. It's on!

oNe

I kno he just hypin it but he kinda lopsided with it. Since u travellin, u set d deadliine,ok.
No prbs, if u say ofoka then ofoka it is, tho its normal
For me to feel reluctant featurin
In a battle set up by sm1 always bashin me. Plsu u sayin 32lines and just a round?

Hey ibis, didn't wanna pay this PDP's Ofoka Iwu any mind.I rather we set our own rules, how many set,when and how we want it , let a credible hate free co ordinator set it up. But if u wanna roll wit ur goon ofoka's arrangement,I'l honour it
But on ur own account.holla !

oNe

We goin back to back me facing up but u down b!tch/
recyclin. .how many time u gonna spit your S.I unit s[/i]h!t/
Ok i'l make u happy. .i didnt merk u. .psych!/
u think u [i]smokin hot. . dude get off the pipe
If u dont like ma verse. . u must be some Beiber fans/
lyrically its only the lame Ofoka than u r bigger than/
take it dirty dude. .u know it's gon be messy on u/
cos after i phuck up this Phoney clown . .i leave Semen on u
u better off a time keeper. .watchin your life go by/
im the boss i kick rhyme at the pace that i like/
this gay must think he's priority on ma to do list/
the total truth is. .sorrwyyy. . your fiancee comes 1st and u not in it/
dont even phuck wit me with your cohabitin  weak a$s habit/
u feedin on her? Ok, i get it u the carrot. . she the rabbit/
keep braggin bout your Speed. . u gon hit the floor Quick/
B4 u step in d battle better get a funeral florist/
u'l need a make over cos i'l grime u . .mangled with a fork lift/
funny u said it urself . .that i shined brighter cos of time/
u can say i'm like wine i get better with time/
stop whining over been outshine. .dude u passed your prime/
keep runnin your foul mouth nxt time i wont be this kind/
Yea i took hours. . u came fast. .u a fckin one minute man!/
u aint half the man i am  quarter bred u a half mini-man
my late rply perpetuating your career . .u shud be full of thanks/
Dead Mic,  . i'ma leave this failed rapper Speechless/
he's lost grip . .no friction . .slipped off. .he's  screech-less/
senseless. .this is your day job. .still i whoop u in recess
i'l show u who your popa is . .just keep talkin reckless/


oNe

1st all. .U not the best. . u cant bet on it. . cos u cant better me/
im Alpha. .maybe u Better pop some Omega H3/
u need vitamin to spit vivid quality blueray slash HD/
like me or hate me. .i got the spot like Acne/
this is a warm up . .i bet u dont want it in tourney/
u shallow minded but i got verse in Depth like Johnny /
so u lookin for a Flaw in ma verse is u Findin Neverland/
your blows all trapped in the air. .they never land/
u wanna throw punch?. . learn to be easy on your feet/
instead this b!t[/i]ch biter's been sleazy  with his teeth/
like [i]Slice type we aint the same . .we Bread separately/
gave him insomnia . .so i aint gettin slept on lately/
i end up on wall of fame. . while u doin the walk of shame/
u think u spittin Fire. . u just another waka flocka Flame/
aint just in the name . .simply mean u aint got d brain/
ironically moReover u gettin Less Range/
this gay so dumb. . he givin a head wont be called givin a brain!/
your brains gets corroded. . from the acidici bars i serve u/
lookin uglier than Rihanna after i Chris brown u/
when i spit it u got no Umbrella till d acid rain drown u/
pound u. .evidently Im Man enuff y'all can check ma Manuscript/
Dent this Cow pennin Bullsh!t his shud be called Malu-script/
how bout that for local flavour/ u sea duck . .im seadog /
obvious no one still  denyin im the NL saviour/

oNe

Hey, just seein all these, ibi or ibis, iv given u d credit naa, freestyle o paidstyle o u r too mussh!!. If u feignin ignorance about the fact that even in cypha and even features dude always talk bout who got murked, go ahead.
Btw, nice lines u just dropped, will pen sth durin ma break time hopefully.
If u like click on ur stop watch and start timing o.

oNe

chiogo:
LOL Some of you are so  hilarious! Y'all kill me 
LMAO!! Well, he did call it a 'Cole world' 

Oh yea, so tht means he's alone in d world? Ok with that same reasonin'. .
it's a "man's world" i guess that means women dont exist


oNe

04kaa:
@dbr
how can u assume u won the cypha by repeating '''mind 9 times, your hiphop basics is questionable, i doubt if u went thru hiphop basics    ibime , dbr will never accept your call out , characteristics of chickens like HJ and co.

LOL. . ofoka . .the ebora
u'l do anythin to get pple battling sha. .kudos!

However, whenever sm1 like H.j, me and ibime are talkin cypher or hiphop u shud just shuuush!!
Even tho of late, u alredi influencin ibime wit your lameness .

If u'v not heard tons of tracks by dope artist that end few bars wit same line. .then log out or go to comedy thread.
Some Mcs end a whole 16 wit same word. .as long as it makes sense.
Each line i spat wit MIND is doper than wat u culd ever compile using Wiki and Thesarus combined!
In fact, Y U and ibime no go crucify Nas in "Nah mean"

Plus, that verse of mine was even waaaayyyyy b4 Ibime threw shot at me. .which i Neo-d ! 

oNe

Ibime:
Hehehehe. . . I was the first nigga to ever use the word lilliputian. . .anyway you would like me to believe that the long hours you spent between replying was not spent carefully constructing lyrics. A cypher is no longer a cypher if a nigga return to reply X hours after the fact, so nobody can claim to have murked anyone. (And BTW you didn't!). So if you feel like you can murk the titan, simply call a nigga out for a text battle (24 lines, set deadline) instead of clutching at straws.

Ok, this is bcomin comedic. .
Now this was the the 2 bars i spat some pages ago:
I spit with rage of 3 hundred spartans/
seem a Lilliputian hommies wanna clash with a Titan/

Since then u no let us hear word again. .lilliputan this,lilliputan that. .titan this giant that. .LMAO.
See u:
Otherwise any lilliputian homie who wanna take a shot at the titan should send out traditional callout for text or audio battle with deadline.

let's cypher around chosen subjects to seperate the lilliputians from the giants.

If lilliputian homies wanna freestyle battle, I extend open invite to em to. . .


I sent a lilliputian homie to the undertaker. .

Wetin?!!! LOL. . u becomin worse than Sauron the critical acclaimed NL biter
Talk bout plunder!. .Na so the thing chook u for bodi?? ROTFLMAO

See, ibime, i'v said u are aiite, but the way u keep bickerin bout this encounter is hillarious.
Pple have said they enjoyed it. .and u just bent on ruinin it for them with ur lame comentaries?
U called me out, i answered. .if u vex say na because i no rply on time. .na u sabi.
Nobody killed u even when it took a while for u to answer Bamsyle. .
All our engagement was all btw the space of few hrs total. .so WTF, huh?

Ok, i agree, u are the fastest, lyrical spitter, spittin 16s at a blink, BB king, YM battler extra ordinaire. .happy now?
U called me out, u had it all worked out. .but i took the shine. .deal wit it,son.

PS: Sorry this rply didnt come in 15mins. . .bwahahahaha!

oNe

Hehehe, ibime, its simple, u called me out, and I responded.
And u been inferin I got d upper hand cos u reply faster than me, that ma friend is garbage.even in cyper pple get murked,
Especially when there was an open diss, like d one dat started it.iv neva tried YM cypher or things like that, I don't have d time.cos anythin can call for
Ma attention at anytime and that defeats the INSTANT part of it.

!tw, y the excessive use of lilliputian? It mustav hit u so bad when I used it, so much u can't get it
Out of ur head, lol.

oNe

Ibime:
Ofoka, stop hyping things abeg. This is a friendly cypher not a war.

I thought I was the only one who noticed DBR repeating "Mind" like 9 times though. lol.

LMAO. .dont act the fool , ibime. .
common, u r too xposed not to hav seen a whole 16bars and more endin wit same word, c'mon.
Funny wat defeat does to a man. .he starts hatin on what he's previously admired.
Dont let EBORA rub off his yamayama on u o

Thank goodness u still see this as a friendly cypher. .tell that hypeman of urs to slow down o.

oNe

Ibime:
@ DBR,

I am willing to test your theory on YIM, MSN, BB chat or any Instant Messaging Service

Otherwise any lilliputian homie who wanna take a shot at the titan should send out traditional callout for text or audio battle with deadline. hehehehehehehe.

Ibime:
Niggas claim they leading offline lives that's why they take hours to pen replies in freestyle battles. Abi me I no get life? No be BB I dey dey freestyle for here? There is no rhyme I saw yesterday that I didn't reply within 20 minutes. I enjoy freestyle battles cos it shows quick wittedness. If lilliputian homies wanna freestyle battle, I extend open invite to em to join me on BB chat at any time, let's cypher around chosen subjects to seperate the lilliputians from the giants. hehehehe.


I don't wanna hear about emcees got skill/
He's alright, but he's not real!/

Hehehehehehe

Seriously??! wow. . i was hopin it wasnt the same ofoka xplanation . .too bad it turned out to be.
Son, u breakin ma heart, c'mon boy!

U dont kno how to take defeat at all. .now u blamin it on me not rplyin as fast as u??
I"v always given props for ur skill. . even said you were a good sport after the whole thing
Wat else dyu want from me??
Plus,u were the one that called me out! So u were at an advantage.
Cos u dont call sm1 out and not be prepared for the outcome. . even a dimwit knows that!
See, im not as juvenile as u may think.
I got a demanding job, a gorgeuos wife, 2 great kids. .like i said i do this leisurely.

I can tell my dismantling u is eatin u up the way u keep b![i]t[/i]chin bout it. sorrwyy. .
So 20min or 20hrs. .freestyle or paidstyle . .u just got whooped so deal wit it!

Be like Jayz and say: even in defeat there's a lesson to learn.
Take it like a man and like slaughterhouse. .move on!
U still remain one of ma favs tho.

oNe

04kaa:
common ! i thot u were smarter than this !!, he is telling u to come and freestyle on yim yahoo messenger so we will know if you are biting or copying and pasting.  ibime doesnt belief u are freestyling
come show and proof on yim!!   fakers like HJ and co will be exposed thru this means.   cuz he is always shouting text text text up and down like say he sabi. in ebora's word '''we all know u cant freestyle '''

@ibime
give him a conference time , where we will all converge to watch the yim battle, all fakers must be exposed,

Y not let Ibime xplain what he means. .im sure its far different from the meanin u readin to it.

Six pages ago i dropped this, it shud tell u how futuristic i pen.


uhh. .when i freestyle its a product of ma mind/
so why the buzzin like when i pen it aint from ma mind/
they broke so when they come around i pay them no mind/
yall need to fall behind in line . .bfore i start blinding your mind/
hommie. . i stay on ma grind. .hommie. . thats d way im design/
gettin Married to their brain. . im Engagin their minds/
so soon finna Consumate . .finna Phuck up their minds/
got ma mind made up,  see ma Paradigm aint Shiftin'/
we kno u gotta P but on every track im Sh!ttin/
see. .and im all about it . .u can go around about it/
so when i say finna do it. . hommie i just dont Talk about it/
and that's it. .i've been livin this Dream since ma Inception/
No exception. .liquor flow , full bar,  check ma Reception//
large enuff for hatterz. . while real head chill wit me in VIp section/
All i do is Whip . .Neva fell for S so no Deception/ get it?
Wise verse urs is Otherwise. . hope u get ma intention/
ahead of ma Class and i aint never paid a fckin Tuition/
always depend on ma intuition once i assess the situation/
so enjoy the citation loaded with the rockin vibration/
your chic culd come off it . .cos it's my  phuckin dicktation!/


See? i dealt wit your lame notion pages ago, b4 u even concieved the tot.


oNe

Ibime:
@ DBR,

I am willing to test your theory on YIM, MSN, BB chat or any Instant Messaging Service

Otherwise any lilliputian homie who wanna take a shot at the titan should send out traditional callout for text or audio battle with deadline. hehehehehehehe.

Test ma theory? I dont have any theory o.
Im not gettin u. . what dyu really mean?

oNe

Suck it up boy, cos i Bruised your ego . . u actin like a Sore loser?
Who put response on a deadline. .is that y your verses got dead lines?
Like it took me hours to pen mine?
Dude i got a life when im offline. .i whooped your backside regardless thats d bottom line.


But on the real, u were a good sport, u aiite!

oNe

Bwuahahahahahah, hombre.

oNe

I just told u the same thing hommie, stop echoin me. Shoot if u wanna and quit the commentary.BB browsin now, see ya tmorrow, if u survive d night, lol

oNe

I spread the hiden wisdom. .that tell that he's dumb/
flicker. .d way i flip channels when i tell-his-vision/
This dude is a Pusi. . he writes out of Cun-t[/i]ext/
goes [i]Shopping for lyrics cos he wanna sound Complex/
im roastin this dude for this banquette. .u dont wanna contest/
its a slaughter. . u'l be ma lyrical conquest/ 
so stop actin like Turf guy u bout to hit the Concrete/
ma lines are masterpieces. . urs disaster pieces/
u Undergrad. . peep ma thesis , this' wat Master script is/
dude get off ma testis . .u cant match ma tactics/
see im Racist. . the way i run White chalk around this Ni99a
and your b!tc[i]h[/i] on that account will pull on u the trigger/
dont matter how fast u write or put up an act/
u a Jackson Pollock artist. . your skill is Abstract/
i drop hot shiit on head. . like a bird takin flight
u a lose b!tch. . u only fakin tight/
im givin him sleepless night . .he stayin awake to write/
but i do this liesurely dude. .i got sth called life/
hard but melodic cos your gurl blow me like harmonica/
while i blow your cover . .reveal ibime is the moniker for monica /
his punches Not Connecting like phone service in lame weather/
i wont rhyme this with Mayweather. .  ma blows are way lethal/
u punching but got no point. . u  merely shadow boxing/
imaginary player. .reppin Falsely. .u in Error so u Flawsin/
Snap this dude get him Bodied like Lawson/
he wuddnt spit Bazooka bar. . if u chewin Joe's gum
cos i Seal your doom with "A Kiss On the Rose", son/


oNe

I get blazed? tell me  how u gon kill fire with fire/
i got the crown this b!t[/i]ch got decorated wit [i]weddin tiara/
dissing mode 9 . .so we can think that u brighter?/
he's your idol. .get off his d!c[/i]k. . your b![i]t[/i]ch's pusi is tighter/
im drawin artistic inspiration. .from ur aut[i]i[/i]stic insinuations/
ma crew. .cosmic constellation. .face off ?. .costly implication/
This [i]worm gettin a[i]Ssault[/i] . .devoured by a Phython/
hatin cos lately . .im killin e'rthing i be jumpin on/
lucky your chic still alive. .cow-gurl. .guess im phukin up/
u Callin me out. . but like a broke Truck i dont Pick-up/
double entendrem^^ got u throwin hands in the air. .i flow stick up/
bust real Phat verses on mics. .doubble D cup/
i wont make u just a has-been. .i'll make u a neva-was/
text battlin. .ma ink murderous. .i pen letter bombs/
low signal u sendin. .your Strength progressively ebbin'/
Now your life is On  Line . .and it's not cos u "Webbin'/
Rip u like jack. . your frame can no longer  host u/
U not[i] fly[/i] . .that's your spirit leavin your body cos i ghost u/
i Master this sh!t. .  but u failed your TOEFl/
im deep and soulful/ u depth shamefully woeful/
full Moon i smell Blood. . so when u Creep i Wolf u/
he wudnt spit hard . .even throwin phlegm at medusa/
wrapped a Bullet wit a Condom. .i Safely Phucked out his medulla/

oNe

Dude strayed. .comin at me for no cause . . see o/
pause him and drop him  like a bullet in transit. . Neo/
u General. . im Field marshal. . when u flow i rank
but when i flow u get planked. .  so u ran/
cos its destructive nickname it Katrina/
send this dude back to school . .cortina/
your relevance similar to outdoor sprinter. . it ran out/
Fifth Book? bearly. . crush this baby spider . . Prey on u like Bishop hawk
See. .Im the truth ma word scripture if u hear me right/
make Tyson born again after i Bless the mIc/
wait. .if Tyson got the Sneeze u cudnt Bless Mic/
And if u Tyson u wudnt even punch but bite/
Yea u shud pen your shyt  quick. .it's your last will
that dont make u match half the of what i spill
Its a real fact/ on each track/ i sh[i]![/i]t crack/
so recap/. .im the one who brot real back/
so relax/. .i left battles but dont make me get relapse/
this dude aint no Cat/ this Mickey mouse cudnt even face Factz/
i spit sh!t that makes the devil say damn he's bad!/
stuff that makes your knees jerk/
u not down to earth. . u just a grounded brat/
all up in ma a$s. . well that where u shud be at/
u think u testin me? u unreal exam . .a mock show
im a serial winner. .U'l lose Here cos i flow Kimo/

oNe