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Car Talk › Re: Noise Pollution: Lagos To Observe Horn Free Day October 15 by Dcaliphate(m): 3:16pm On Oct 10, 2014
lol.. grin grin I will very much like to see how this will work
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Linda Ikeji's Blog Is Recruiting by Dcaliphate(m): 3:10pm On Oct 10, 2014
oga op, when u don't believe it what do u want me to do??
Investment › Re: Which Bank Is The Best To Bank With In Nigeria? by Dcaliphate(m): 6:36pm On Oct 06, 2014
GANDALF1:
Zenith bank is the best bank for business guys who want the best of services and world class customer care. No queue, prompt attention, 5mins turnaround time, easy access to facilities provided you satisfy the requirements, and so much more.

The zenithdirect online customer service is currently the best in the industry, no bendgates.

Having its customers best interests at heart all the time, zenith banks charges are transparent, low and pocket friendly when compared with other banks. E.g., you will get your token for as low as N1000 (can you beat that?).

Ever used Zenith bank's eazymoney app? Anyway, just imagine yourself stranded in a village with no internet access or recharge card sellers. All you need to do is dial *966*amount# and your phone will be recharged immediately. Thats a first in Nigeria.

To learn more about how Zenith bank can assist you to grow your business, kindly visit http://www.zenithbank.com/
GTBank does the same
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Dcaliphate(m): 7:53pm On Sep 29, 2014
Aida13: SMH. You still haven't learned. Too bad. I guess not every one with a dhick is a real man grin grin You're just a toad, seeking attention. I guess your ex-girlfriend left you for a hotter, smarter and richer guy LMAO and you're still not over it. Come on it's been ten years, time to move on. Guys like you don't get any action, that's why you're so frustrated. Just please, stay off my mentions, or I will phucking own your a$$. Call a girl a b***ch and that's what you get. Otondo of a boy tongue

Keep mentioning me, and I promise you one of us will leave this forum (HINT---it won't be me.) So get off this thread LOSER and go pick on someone your own puny size.
lolzzz, like u said, u have the time. I think i can give u that. Its was fun sha.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Dcaliphate(m): 7:44pm On Sep 29, 2014
meforyou1: Hey take it easy on the lady. U phucked up. Just I decided to keep quiet.
aiit bro. much respect wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Dcaliphate(m): 7:14pm On Sep 29, 2014
Aida13: Oooh sure I learned a lot, like how to comport myself in certain environments. How to relate with all kinds, good and bad. By watching i learned from the mistakes some made and also, picked up from d commendable housemates.

As for you, you are a guy that has a lot to learn. You just go on a forum and attack a person you don't know and call her a b-word because you take offence to her post. That makes you a LOSER, in life and your career grin

I apologise to all the HND holders out there, I actually did them a disservice comparing you to them grin

Please go back to Romance section to keep searching for Ms Right; or go to Health section in search of a cure for your mental veneral disease grin

Better yet, get a damn job already. 7 yrs unemployed is no joke and thats why u are so bitter in life. Pele ehn, there is a vacancy for a butcher in my area, i will send in ur CV. THANK ME LATER

LMAOO
if someone in the street calls u a mad woman, if u know u r not a mad woman (i still want to believe u r not), wisdom will make u walk on and ignore the person. Your kind will start a fight, burn down the whole street and spread ur poo around the ashes to prove u r not mad and confirm your territory. Your go on talking like that and u still want us to believe u r not a b**??.. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Dcaliphate(m): 4:33pm On Sep 29, 2014
Aida13: I don't blame you. From your profile, I see you mostly frequent Romance, Job and Health sections. Pls go and keep sending out those 1000 CVs with that your HND certificate grin and leave those of us who can afford free time to enjoy ourselves. It's guys like u who wonder why you remain SINGLE. LAME!!!



I like my job too grin Gives plenty of time to devote to certain reality shows if I so wish. BIG Brother Africa is an OK show, I barely watch 40 percent, cos I tune in for the right periods. Of course I don't watch them snoring or lazing about. I know the peak times to look in on them lol.



Thanks @dominique! I wish I knew about the BBA forum on this site during the time THE CHASE was airing, I would have had a blast with you guys!!

It's just for a few weeks and we can all go back to reality grin I definitely think its worth watching. I learned a lot about human nature and relationships. I even began to see the housem8s as my extended family I never met cheesy

I wish haters will realize it's a choice. Also, there should be a rule you can only VISIT a thread you don't like, but pls save your negative COMMENTS.
lol, see how u r lying to yourself all in an attempt to insult yourself..lol.. There r loads of ppl with HND who r better positioned in life and have more common sense than u will ever have. I can see the kind human relationship you claim u r learning. Disgrace!!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Dcaliphate(m): 8:58am On Sep 29, 2014
Aida13: You're talking to your mother grin grin grin grin

And I don't need a job, I just cross my legs and sip tea all day while money pours into my account LMAO. As for you loser, go suck some transgender's dhick and stop bugging me [size=14pt]FOOL[/size]

If you love yourself, better not reply me OK. Cos I get time to massacre you. Ode.
ah ah, e pain u so? nawao, me i was jokin ni o. well they say d truth is bitter sha.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Dcaliphate(m): 12:24am On Sep 29, 2014
Aida13: My unforgettables reloaded - after some rest I could now get going again grin grin

Sulu - unforgettable Sulu - who remembers when he first composed his hit tune Ruby Ruby Ruby - you are a Ruby tongue He falls in love easily. First with Namibian Maria, then with Selly. What a joke. I mean joker grin

Cleo ------ the second leading lady. Girl had style and substance. But couldn't stand it when she rapped...so annoying grin

Annabel----one of those claiming eighteen going on eighty...lol. Remembered when she fought the guys over a bottle of beer...she cried to a point (her favorite three words) eh...

Angelo-----I only liked him when he danced grin grin and when he was rowing with Annabel

Bimp-----from the neck down, the guy is one of the hottest in the BB8 Chase. And he knew how to treat the ladies wink grin

Melvin-----unforgettable for being forgettable. He knows how to handle himself, but played it too safe for my liking. you don't get far that way.

LK4-----oh my God, the guy with the donkey smile (like the donkey in Shrek grin grin) Likes boasting about being a pro baller and a rich guy. Turned out to be the lamest on BBA8 The chase grin

---If we can have at least five housemates that are anything as fun as the above list of 16 unforgettables, I don't mind wasting some good time watching the show this year....See you there grin grin
damn u need a job b.iatch. yea right
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Dcaliphate(m): 12:23am On Sep 29, 2014
hmn
Romance › Re: What Do Girls Gain In A Relationship Without Allowance Or Money From Their Bfs by Dcaliphate(m): 7:36am On Sep 24, 2014
fairygeh: Honestly this post is disheartening, in as much as I am a lady, I disagree with the op.abeg don't let guys view we ladies like i never chop.if you want to have sex with ur guy please do irrespective of whether he gives you money or not....common,only poor girls or better still pr ostitutes expect money in return for sex. Hard working ladies would never expect to gain money from a relationship except trust, happiness,joy,a long lasting relationship,a home,a family etc
u have said it all, u must be between 23-27 yo
Romance › Re: What Do Girls Gain In A Relationship Without Allowance Or Money From Their Bfs by Dcaliphate(m): 7:21am On Sep 24, 2014
LifeIsGuhd: Na you give me my pu.nani?? Or boobi??
dont u think its prostitution to be intimate only when u get allowances?
Romance › Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:15pm On Sep 19, 2014
ermm, so... i'm to read all this this Friday night huh
Romance › Re: Gestures That Girlfriends Love. by Dcaliphate(m): 8:09pm On Sep 19, 2014
missberrypop5: oh yeah. I've been battling with that since i was a foetus though.
hmn with all this beauty thats too dangerous for u
Romance › Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Dcaliphate(m): 8:02am On Sep 19, 2014
i am wearing blue jeans, u too are doind the same, so u think we are equals abi, its over.
Properties › Re: Abuja’s Abandoned Mansions by Dcaliphate(m): 4:27am On Sep 18, 2014
great, eye-opening and insightful piece. Thanks op, u r d bomb!
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Acquires 24Million Naira 2014 Range Rover Sport + Advises Ladies by Dcaliphate(m): 8:51am On Sep 17, 2014
xoxogirl: I think not!.


My grandad controls everybody. Married or not. 40 or not. 60 or not.

If he says don't buy this, u dare not lipsrsealed
well thats bullshit, make your father come control u for my house and i will kick both of you out so u can finally go and marry your father then. angry
TV/Movies › Re: 19 Movie Continuity Mistakes(photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:47am On Sep 16, 2014
Yomieluv: And some folks would be condemning Nollywood..


Comparatively,Nollywood is thrash,this is better than those Nollywood silly mistakes.
what is this one saying huh
Culture › Re: Common Beautiful Names From The Igbo Tribe by Dcaliphate(m): 7:37am On Sep 16, 2014
chukwuwereoke (God take this gift)
Romance › Re: Dealing With Teenage Girls Can Be So Frustrating! by Dcaliphate(m): 12:46pm On Sep 15, 2014
op you are right, anyone who thinks otherwise is a teenager.
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In The Concept Of Emotional Cheating? by Dcaliphate(m): 11:57pm On Sep 12, 2014
finditng: By their posts , ye shall knw them....a relationship isn't marriage but I bet you, every relationship has its down period...if at. Every down period, you unto the next, you'll roam around all your youth...andd if you are ever lucky enough to get married before d down period of a relationship, when the period comes, you'll do just the same. I pray God guides me nt tto settle with this type..have some dignity and value...when you say you are here, let them meet you there and when not, say...mtschewwww
i know every relationship has its down period.. but did the op say they were in such period? your type will see white and call it grey... dont derail yourself please, no one needs your type either.
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In The Concept Of Emotional Cheating? by Dcaliphate(m): 7:30am On Sep 12, 2014
dking123: But if her bf finds out and decides to leave let no one cry.
sure he can leave if he cant stand it any longer, only he should state his grievances. Until you pay the bride price for a lady, she aint yours i tell ya. #truth.
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In The Concept Of Emotional Cheating? by Dcaliphate(m): 7:24am On Sep 12, 2014
temigracie: Yeah, we have freedom to select any guy we want....Do you know the plans her boyfriend have for her??...Dont you think he ll be disappointed if he finds out they are very close and share somethings together??....Will you be happy if someone you love is doing this to you??...
if u hold on to love too tightly u will lose it. I love her but I cant force her to be with me, im not that insecure, if she prefers someone else dats her decision to make. Relationship is not a do or die affair.
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In The Concept Of Emotional Cheating? by Dcaliphate(m): 5:09am On Sep 12, 2014
temigracie: ...Yeah, she is...

Its called cheating....cheating has no other name....

Theres every possibility she' ll fall inlove with this nigga....And if this nigga ask her out, she ll start having second thought towards her relationship....

The best thing to do is to cut any connection with the guy and face her relationship squarely.....
is the boyfriend going to marry her? a lady is free to select any guy she deems fit until there ia a commitment so dont talk about facing an uncertain relationship 'squarely'. udo.
Romance › Re: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by Dcaliphate(m): 1:23pm On Sep 09, 2014
im single because i look soo good any girl i approach wants to phu.ck me but i love the things of God and i want to make heaven. Joor oh.
Health › Re: Igbo Corpses In Lagos Await To Be Reunited Back Home by Dcaliphate(m): 7:18am On Sep 03, 2014
this is the only reason i like the Hausas, u get buried wherever u die, shikena.
Foreign Affairs › Re: ‘yes Means Yes” The New Sex Law Of California by Dcaliphate(m): 7:13am On Sep 03, 2014
ppl that cant understand this how do expect to pass an aptitude test, go back to sleep joor angry
Health › Re: Here Is What Coffee Actually Does To Your Brain by Dcaliphate(m): 7:50am On Sep 02, 2014
jnrbayano: I can take a cup of coffee in the morning and won't feel hungry till evening.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Fight Against Self-servicing, Lust And Sex.ual Immorality by Dcaliphate(m): 1:31am On Aug 30, 2014
badpeople: Hmmm Nigerians with pretence, well firstly, this ia wrong thread for this post, u shld have post Christian or religion related thread, but Daniel, u ve not discovered urself, u have talent, all u need is a relationship wit a lady dat doesnt pretend so both of u can enjoy urself to d fullest, dis is a nature and u can't cheat nature, and d ladies dat respond to dis issue on dis thread are not helping issue, instead of arranging how to bleep dis guy to d core so dat he can feel relief, they kip giving fake advice, all of u shld remember this is romance section, if u ar here, then u ar here
from your username its clear, you are bad people.
Fashion › Re: You Go Girl! MBGN 2014 Iheoma Nnadi Stuns In New Photos by Dcaliphate(m): 7:28am On Aug 19, 2014
oluseyiforjesus: On a serious note;ds girl is nt beautiful only privileged to hv a good skin joor
that your kind gave you likes doesnt make your post any sensible. jealousy and envy can kill you.
Fashion › Re: You Go Girl! MBGN 2014 Iheoma Nnadi Stuns In New Photos by Dcaliphate(m): 7:07am On Aug 19, 2014
its almost always an igbo girl, its not their fault, they r blessed by God. Beautiful. Haterz can simply go and die.

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