mymadam:
Deadline?

Month End

As the subject implies.

Am In need of 2 bedroom flat in Abeokuta.

Just got transferred to Abeokuta


Spec
1. Availability of WATER
2. Good compound with parking space

Please, assist a brother. Anyone with useful information can please comment so we hook up and see how to make it work our ASAP

Cyberl33t:

You're obviously ignorant and you have no one to tell you!!

A python that has the energy to break your bones and suffocate ur organs doesn't have enough energy to strangle ur neck that has one tiny neck bone and flesh?

How do u think people die by hanging? Is it not just with a small rope that is not even quarter the size of this snake?

The victim in this news was strangled ...the snake can't swallow him, but that kinda snake can swallow a goat. You underestimate pythons so much... U should watch more of Natgeo wild to enlighten ur self.

Shalom

You should also watch Criminal mind before you conclude.

Had to do a password reset for this topic. The guy must have struggled for his life and @ least his shoes will be off and his corpse won't be that composed even after his death.

Guess someone wants to fake his murder.

That's my view actually

Your Problems-

1) You tried to combine church activities with learning at your early stage in university- You shouldn't have been a coordinator in 100 level knowing fully well that you are an average student. Am a christian as well, and I give God his time while I was in school. So you spoilt ruined everything by taking becoming the 100 Coordinator.

2) You were seating on the fence- An NYSC student told you to pay when you had an absent case but you refused and you started praying because you are a christian. You should have payed then so your real scores will be replaced, but you did not and after a while you started paying for RUNS again so you see that you don't even know where you belong maybe to God or to Man.

3) You changed your department which means you don't know what you are doing. You believe there's somewhere much more easier in the University that a big NO.

4) You have wasted a good part of you life, claiming to be serving God, well read the solutions below

Solutions-

1) Inform your father about everything, Because Oro tani ki Baba magbo baba loma pari e.

2) Get the list of courses you have left, register them and Face your studies. Don't plan to pay any1 READ!!!

3) Keep begging God because you want to implicate him.

4) Am sure you won't have good CGPA maybe you are on 3rd class or pass so start begging your dad to hook you up in Road safety so you can still get a federal job with you result

I Hav a Samsung Galaxy grand 2 for sale. Clean, 2 month old and in perfect working condition. Dual sim, large android screen. Interested buyer should comment so we can know how to contact PRICE: 38K negotiable.

I have a Samsung Galaxy grand 2 for Sale In Abeokuta, its clean, and everything is intact. Charger, Earphone phone and d receipt if d buyer cares for it. Will upload the piX as well, Interested buyer should please make ur intentions known here so we know how to contact. Price 40k Negotiable

You can get the soap at major Supermarkets/stores at Osun & Oyo, that's where som1 do help me get it, so it should be @ Lagos too. Its a Ghanian soap & you can also get it online(ebay). It is hard to get at all these Local shops. NOTEJust save that picture on ur phone and take it to big/major stores in ur state, u should get it or some1 that know it can help u out. Even me som1 do help because its not here in Abk).

Use this SOAP "GETTAD COTTAGE- Fresh Alata Samina ". It is very good, in 2 to 3 weeks people will start telling you " u r looking fresh". It is around 500naira. U may not need any cream when you use it.(NOTE: Its a SOAP o. Not cream) that's d container below.

j.tenna:

thanks. You have a good regime going on and i am glad you are seeing result. My one kobo advise is detoxify! Very good for the body. It helps to clear toxins from the body and enables better results. U can use avocado, cucumber and cabbage for that. Eat atleast 3trice a week. Then if u want to avoid sugar completely, dont drink beer or any processed fruit juice. A pint of beer has 7 grams of calory which comprises mostly of sugar. It is also full of harmful toxins which is very bad for the body and it can inhibit the effect of exercise, food and tea. Any success u get is usually minimal and won't last long. Also drink plenty of water especially before meal and eat less salt. Drink ur black tea twice a day and usually with ur meals.

Thanks for the advice. Concerning removing toxins, I do take cucumber everyday last year during my nysc, and that's because it was so cheap in the state back then(kano) 1 can get 3 big cucumbers for just 50naira, but here in the south-west you hardly see it and its costly so the alternative now is eating dry moringa leaf, which I don't need to buy it sef. Concerning beer lol, I don't even taste it @ all, only few wines. The only challenge of the whole process is to be consistent, (especially the exercise) and urge to take sugary drinks. Thanks for your responses.

It is not easy to measure the level of your blood yourself without any laboratory test. I will give you 3 simple tips that can help you.

1, Go for a plasma volume test or a (red cell mass test) its a nuclear lab procedure used to measure the volume (amount) of blood in the body.
2, Walk into any hospital that people donate blood or sell their blood, talk to the attendants to test you if you have enough blood to donate, those people have quick things to detect how much blood volume you have. (Though you will later decline giving your blood after he/she tells you how far. RUN)
3, This method requires no stress. Its measure your blood by how long you can stand. When you wake up in the morning and you have not taken any meal try standing for straight 2 hours without resting on anything. If you can do it completely then I guess you have much blood, but if you fall or quit due to dizziness then its below normal. (NOTE. Am a computer scientist but I do have little idea about health issues)

j.tenna:

hi, drinking tea without milk and sugar will enable u get the best results. Ceylon black tea have the same health benefits with other black teas i.e, preventing cancer, lowers the risk of heart disease, reduce d size of tumours, keeps virus and bacterials at bay, boost alertness and the immune system, reduce chances of catching influenza, helps with weight loss etc. The only difference is dat it is of a higher taste and quality and has a higher amount of caffiene. If u want to loose belly fat,green tea or oolong is the best. They work on your whole body. They work even without exercise but then it takes u time to see the effects. But wit exercise, u start seeing results in days!

Good response from you sister,
Its not that easy taking the tea without MILK so I add little quantity, but for SUGAR I don't even take that at all for now(since 3 months ago). I also have four simple rules for the tummy reduction and am seeing great difference. They include
1, I take my dinner latest by 6pm.
2, Avoid sugar totally(hmmm not easy sha)
3, I do exercise. (Sit ups, push ups and Plank)
4, I do take lot of water, starting with 1 cup by 6am.
Working fine. + black tea now sha

Good write-up, but I have two questions to ask.
1, When taking the black tea, can I take milk with it, or is it to be taken without milk? With milk or without milk which is better?.
2, I have one black tea here but I don't know if its good. The name on it is Napa Finest Black tea (Ceylon tea The de Ceylan) they wrote d black tea somewhere beside it. pix below. Besides, am not fat, just want a flat tummy will it work with exercise

rudedough: SO WHAT SHOULD WOMEN DO WHEN THEY DISCOVER AN AFFAIR?

Privatise his D11CK naturally, so it will only work for her tin alone(Babalawo) or Artificially tru locking him with a Chastity Belt and swallow d key. Vomit d key only when needed. Solved

Am happy for him, he is a good comedian. HML Bro.

Jesus Wept and I wept

dominique: Pls disregard the advice above. I'll suggest you visit a gynae, he'll probably recommend you to run an hormonal profile.

An Average nigerian won't see a specialist for check up or treatment for such complain. I think she is aware that a gynae is the best for her before she came here for help. She can give the post a trial, its more economical and easy to go about, then if it fails, she should see her doctor. But I know d combination works.

Oroki Herbal Mixture ⌣»̶·̵̭̌✽‎​does✽·̵̭̌«̶⌣ wonders »̶to«̶⌣ such problems + Lime( Osan-wewe) or better still ask from the person u purchase it from. It helps for such Probs

They will fetch this river dry before December 1st. Now the river sef will be scared of Nigerians. A country were rivers can be fetched dry for its importance. Sorry river, u may not last long here

PHILINDUKWE: Curve4 but the b3 na war

Put the phone network to 2G(EDGE). Don't use the 3G Except you want to download. It does magic to your ba3. Give that a trial today.

Curve4 = Browsing, Chatting, mailing and Music
Nokia C1 = Calls and Radio.

That's a lie. They person did not go anywhere. Come to think of it, Close to 50 people now claim they went to heaven and hell, but they all give different account of what they saw. My question now is, "Are there many heavens and Hells since they all see different tinz in d so called hell and heaven. Summary IT IS A LIE

Whaooo, I Love this snake. Feel like holding it close to me

Fxwarrior:

Time for what?!Like seriously?Anyways there are different ways to commit SUICIDE.Your call,your choice.Write the damn will mehn.

Jail is never an option, choosing between the two means freedom. so, have that in mind.

Fxwarrior: If the fat one mistakenly falls on you while sleep,Suffocation shall be your keske.
I have landed!

That's not possible. With her size, separate rooms or beds will solve the problem, she won't even be convenient sleeping with some1 on d same bed, she has to sleep alone. So, I will be visiting her when itz time.

I Will choose the FAT LADY

Reasons For picking d fat lady
There is every probability she will be rich or from a rich home. She will hav less guys that fall for her so she will take me as a Small God for loving her. Again No cheating on me, She doesn't look lik an hiv +

D tin Lady
No benefit from her, and probably HIV +
Jail
Never an option, can't waste my BSc in jail. So that's all. Fat Lady.

bukky18: . thanx for d package, God bless u

pleaaaaase ooo. Help me forward it to oladiji.oladayo@yahoo.com

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I actually log in because of this Big Question U asked. U need 2 + 1 = 3 Tinz to get job after ur NYSC.
1, You need to start applying and submitting ur CV to Firms 3 months to when ur service year will be over and also give ur CV to people who can help u because that's d best way to get a job here in Nigeria

2, U need to Pray To God.

3, U won't like this sha but I have to add it. If u don't get a job months after ur NYSC. Please don't do anything funny. U may not understand that but av it in mind too that u may not get a job as fast as P .
That's my own advice for u

bayus_2003: Just got the dragnet's text message but can't find the invite in my box. Still waiting though for it to drop......

Same with me, I have not seen any mail. Message has entered 2 times now. No mail still

I got only text message and yet to get d mail, please is there any1 having d same issue lik mine