₦airaland Forum

Drabeey:
At this stage, let's imagine I am the President of Nigeria.

I will...

1. Address the nation with the other 2,3 and 4th Nigeria citizens standing behind me while I say...

"Fellow Nigerians, esp Nigerian youths, it is with great regrets and sudden sense of call to responsibilities that we stand before you today. Not only as the leaders of this nation but also as fathers who understands the plights of their children... "

" We kneel before you today (they all go on their kneels) not to ask for forgiveness but to ask that you all calm down and allow us listen to your demands. The loggerheads are uncalled for. I blame out part for allowing your peaceful protest degenerate to this extent. Please cease your vexation and let's see to how we can make a round table discussion to MOVE OUR COUNTRY FORWARD.

2. I Mohammadu Buhari (parody) have ordered the closure of all police stations and colleges.
I have ordered the IG to summon all Nigeria Police personnel to a 2weeks intensive education on modern policing. They are also to undergo psychiatry tests and I have also ordered an independent televised coverage of the whole process.

To this effect, I have ordered the leadership of Nigerian Army and Civil Defense to maintain peace and order in our country.

We are determined to put a full stop to police brutality. Not only that, we have set up a panel to discipline all erring police personnel. I assure you they will all be brought to book.
More however is that any officer who fail to report for this process shall be tried and whereabouts leaked to the public. I assure you that we are about to see the new face of police services to the public.

We understand how promising your future looks. We are ready to work with your leadership to bring out the best of you.

I hereby implore you to show us how democratic you all are by selecting leaders to represent your interest.

3. I lieu to the above statement, we will support your leadership to organise a national conference meeting where every of your demands be tendered and scrutinised. I assure you that we shall not influence this process and will work with them to grant every of your demands

I implore you to understand why we need to cease been at loggerheads for the benefit of our dear nation.

Fellow Nigerians, the last few weeks have been bloody and I pray we never experience these sad occurrences again in Nigeria.....



Meanwhile I woke up to see I had only been dreaming. Then I asked myself when I woke up...

HOW WILL NIGERIA YOUTHS CONDUCT A CREDIBLE ELECTION/SELECTION OF REPRESENTATIVES?

HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED NASS ELECTIONS?

Meanwhile Nigerian youths, we need to RE-STRATEGIZE .

PLEASE SHARE AS RECIEVED.

Hindiman:
Its like you are/were a science student.

UDUJ:
And you are not ashamed to say this?

You are happy the way the country is?

You openly support rigging and corruption and you think you are sane?

Are you okay at all

Abovebest:
This year is still a blessed year

VirginSearcher:
Recorded speech from an illiterate president, he can't even read what someone will understand, a disgrace to the human race. I leave him to Abba Kyari to come and take him

paulolee:
good....i hope u are not expecting us to read dt B.S u posted?? the last time i watched a live presidential speech was during Yar adua time..dnt kno Y i jus so love the simplicity of that man...for those that watched, hope its was really a live broadcast??
noticed that phcn restored a "strange power" early this morning after 2 months, mayb its because of the speech or just coincidence, but my next door neighbor dts a strong A.P.C family was watching and clapping for the speech while me i was jus managing my old ps2 wey dust don kill, but as soon as the man started talking to his wife abt the just finished speech, they took back the light and what broke my heart was when the man said "nepa try na, at least they respect the president and bring the light make we use watch him live broadcast, e no easy, abeg them try jhoor" and i was like WTF I JUS HEARD

Righteousness89:
Condolences to His Family!

Hope His Hands are Clean!

2 Things could bring about this kind of Death

1. Either a Back to Sender Consequence as a Result of Hunting a GENUIE Beliver

2. Being A Casulty of Spirtual Emptiness